The Vagrant
Still a no to that.
Creator of the Avatar Arena and its Discord server.
...I don't even know this person.
Too young. Maybe when you're older.
Would I? What kind of question is that. "Am I?" is a better one.
The Absolute Madman
2male4me
"We be we baby!"
Tief girl with eartude
Yep! 
Definitely!
I'm 3young5u
Apparently Not Dead
Not interested.
-insert appropriate signature here-
my current job
Me neither.
The possum is a potential perpetrator; he did place possum poo in the plum pot.
The Absolute Madman
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Nope!
>He
How about no thank you.
The fact that only 140 characters are allowed here is honestly so disappointing to me.
Not today, not tomorrow, not ever.
No, sorry
I don't know anything about you, so no.
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Well, the answer to this question is a whole lot less hypothetical than the title would suggest. <3
The Absolute Madman
If you were a girl, i'd totally date you, but since I still don't know what your base gender is, welllll.... \*Run away*
"We be we baby!"
Hmm, a little too young, I think.
Oh and, thank you, Silent...
I would date you, if I didn't think it'd be so strange. Our relationship isn't really normal is it?
Yeah, I agree. You deserve better anyway.
Oh don't do that. It's not you and you know it. For the record, I would, if we already didn't have "preexisting conditions".
The Absolute Madman
Too much of a guy.
"We be we baby!"
Yep.