Departed days ahead.
Clearly it must have some power over darkness. Or plot holes. I'm not sure which is more terrifying.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
-is the creepy old man-
Get out of my house, you cretins!
We're in a graveyard.
Good thing I've brought my torch!
But we're not in your house, we're in a graveyard...!
-is the creepy gravedigger-
-speaks in ridiculously fake scottish accent- Beware...
Departed days ahead.
Obviously we're going to have to lure the killer into a lighthouse of some kind.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
You must protects us old man!
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Beware the ones close to you...
But Phoenixor, if he has power over darkness, it seems like kind of a moot point to lure him into a lighthouse. He'll just make it dark.
-Dramatic Gun Cock- I say we just poke a few new holes in the bastard the next time he shows up.
Sorceress Bookwench
Ominous warning. That can't be good.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Departed days ahead.
But if he has powers over darkness, how would we even see him? Unless we get some night-vision goggles.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Some say, The Slasher is immune to bullets, as people with guns...-dramatic pause- have not survived.
Sorceress Bookwench
That just means he made it dark so the gunman couldn't aim.
edited 29th Dec '10 1:12:50 PM by Firestarter
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
-waves axe-
Back away old man!
Sorceress Bookwench
Don't do that! He might know something.
Now, old guy, can you give us a more specific warning instead of a vauge one?
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
-grips axe tightly-
*as the serial killer's mother, to old man*
Dearie! Dearie! Watch out for-
*sees that none of the people by him is a serial killer*
Oh! Sorry about that, it's just that axe worries me sometimes... anyways, we can take you to my house, just across the street, for some tea, and we will tell you some secrets.
Sorceress Bookwench
I'm not sure if thats a good idea, but I fear its the only way to advance the plot. We shall accompany you to your home for tea.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
But... I don't drink tea...
So, do you have any cookies?
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Sorceress Bookwench
I'm sure she'll have cake and cookies along with the tea. Nice old ladies always have cookies.
Everything happens for a reason. The reason is a chaotic intersection of chance and the laws of physics.
Cookiies means survival
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
Departed days ahead.
Keep a good grip on the axe handle. I get the feeling we'll need it.
I guess we could go... wherever we please.
Brony? Moi? surely you jest!
I'll be right back in a minute,
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also
@ Fire and that's why you'll survive us all
the lamppost are off
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.