You agree to help him, but you inwardly think that this might be a bad idea.
>START WORKING
Your coworker thanks you and walks off. You start working and remember that just because you work for a game company doesn't mean you job isn't as boring as hell. Also the script your working on is giving you so much trouble that you feel like stabbing out your own eyes sometimes. The time flies by and it is soon brake time.
->stab out eyes Stand up.
edited 23rd Dec '10 8:40:48 PM by Tachyonwolf
you're hungry as hell so you decide to go to the Cafeteria. just when you're going to the elevator you see Flanders going to his cubicle.
>Follow him
edited 23rd Dec '10 8:46:44 PM by juancarlos11
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
He turns around, and is going to the elevator.
>WALK TO ELEVATOR
edited 23rd Dec '10 8:42:59 PM by megamagikarp
Your now in the elevator with him but hunger is griping you and making you feel light headed. He look at you and asks "mu... can I help you sir?"
-> say "I don't think so, I just feel aweful"
edited 23rd Dec '10 8:45:02 PM by Tachyonwolf
You tell him that you can't help him. As you get to the bottom floor, you get out of the elevator, and head to the cafeteria. Much to your relief, your boss goes the other way.
> FORGET A COMMAND Go to the cafeteria
edited 23rd Dec '10 8:46:55 PM by megamagikarp
you get about half way there before passing out... you come after a few minuets but now are worried that maybe your not feeling bad from hunger.
-> check pulse
edited 23rd Dec '10 8:51:24 PM by Tachyonwolf
Your pulse is ok. You look up, and decide that you should really get some food. At which point, you realize that you are no longer in Valve HQ.
>LOOK AROUND
it's weird, you've never been to such a place like this before. you see something in the walls. It's red.
> touch and smell
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
It is ketchup. Why someone would waste perfectly good ketchup like that, you have no idea. Your stomach rumbles.
>EAT KETCHUP
You try to and realize that you are in the cafeteria licking ketchup off the wall where you had fallen in to the ketchup dispenser splattering all over the all. the medics and can to aid you are standing around watching you in shock as you lick the ketchup off the wall. In your mind you start to fear that maybe you illness is mind related.
-> try to become sane again.
You are now sane. Yay? The medics give you weird looks.
>GET FOOD
Defiler of Shops
Taking a tray and walking into the kitchen, you see they're serving PB&Honey sandwiches. You grab one along with a few baby carrots and a water and put them on your tray.
>SIT NEAR HOT COWORKER
Soul is ugly.
You approach the hot worker, but just when you're about to sit you hear: "Hi-diddly-doo, Hot Coworker. wanna talk-iddly-doo?
>Punch Flanders in the face
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
You punch Flanders in the face. You do remember that he is your employer, right? He is not happy.
>APOLOGIZE PROFUSELY
My hair is whippable.
You apologize profusely as your blood trickles down your face because Flanders punched you back.
-> FAINT
edited 25th Dec '10 8:37:00 PM by HairWhippedByHair
No, I absolutely never forget my password. And I never have a suspiciously specific denial.
You have fainted. Later, when you make up, you find that your face is covered in blood, and you are sitting in your car. On the dashboard, you notice a piece of paper that appears to be singed by Flanders.
>READ PAPER
Defiler of Shops
The paper says, "Hi-diddli-do, neighbor! Why'd you punch me like that? The Lord will not be happy." It seems he's completely ignored the fact he punched you back.
>Check time on dashboard
edited 28th Dec '10 9:40:30 AM by Reecer6
Soul is ugly.
It is 3:14. Hehe. Pi. Anyway, you should probably get back to work.
>GET OUT OF CAR
Macinatrix Insana
You get out of the car
> Set strife specibus to axekind
edited 30th Dec '10 5:39:20 PM by Shadowbell
Life is like a game of Mahjong. Sometimes you need to take risks if you want to come out ahead.
Friend On The Other Side
Pft, no way. Axekind is for little babies who poop their diapers. Chainkind for the win.
>SET STRIFE SPECIBUS TO CHAINKIND
You cannot kung fu on bulldozer!
Ok, you do that. Not quite sure how it's supposed to help you, but...
>HEAD BACK TO OFFICE
Flanders says: "Just some of the base files that keep the site running, and the page for Portal 2
> SAY YES THEN.
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.