Look at what?
>LOOK AT FOOD
you were too busy flipping flanders off that you almost let the food burn. it's a little brown but no problems whatsoever.
>EAT BREAKFAST
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
It smells a little funny, and is nowhere near as tasty as you would of liked it to be, but it is perfectly edible. As you finish the last of the food, you remember why the alarm went off. You need to go to work!
>GO TO GARAGE
you remember you're not dressed nor have bathed. you the look at the wall clock and decide no to bath and just change your clothes.
>DRESS UP
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
You get dressed. You think about many things while doing do, but none of them are even remotely interesting, so we wont write them.
>GET CAR KEYS
edited 8th Feb '11 5:06:58 PM by megamagikarp
They were in your pants pocket already. Looks like you're good to go!
>GO TO GARAGE
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
so you get on the car. and just as you're staring the garage door and the light fills the garage you see Flanders sitting in there "Hi-diddly-doo Neighbor"
>Freak Out
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.You freak out. It doesn't accomplish much, but you feel better.
>LOOK IN GLOVE BOX
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
Edit: ninja'd
The glovebox is stuck shut from hard candy someone put in there as a prank. It takes you a few minutes to pry it open, and by this point Flanders is already just outside your car window. Inside the glovebox is a pocket knife, your insurance, and a road flare.
>GET KNIFE
edited 22nd Dec '10 10:39:24 PM by randomtropeloser
You are now holding a knife.
>THROW KNIFE AT FLANDERS
You pick up the knife prepared to defend yourself but Flanders is gone. you almost shit brick but then you catch a glimpse of him the rear view mirror.
>Drive To Work
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.You leave a trail of rubber and bluish smoke in your haste to get away from Flanders. You have the feeling you'll be seeing him again. Now... which route to take?
>Look options
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.
You get to work.
>TURN OFF CAR
edited 22nd Dec '10 10:49:06 PM by megamagikarp
The car stops running as you remove the keys. You are now at work. Wait a minute, where do you work?
>LOOK AT BUILDING
it's Valve H Qs You're Gabe Newell...
Nah just kidding. you still work at valve though.
edited 22nd Dec '10 10:57:16 PM by juancarlos11
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
You walk into the bulding. As you walk in, you marvel at the fact that your coworker looks a lot like Flanders.
>SAY HI TO THE COWORKER WHO LOOKS LIKE FLANDERS
edited 22nd Dec '10 11:01:02 PM by megamagikarp
the Other coworker (whose face you haven't seen) turns around and ou see a guy with brown hair and glasses, no mustache. he replies with "hey AFGNCAAP, what you've been up to?"
>Say "Nothing, just finished those codes for Portal 2"
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
your Coworker makes small talk as you walk to the office and then you see Flanders in the fifth floor. he's your boss. "Hi-Diddly-Doo Neighbor"
> SAY HI
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
You greet Flanders. He seems awfully calm and happy to see you, despite what happened earlier today.
>GO TO DESK
You sit down at your desk there is a computer, a notebook, and a fancy looking office pen here. Flanders stares at you from the other side of the room, and the guy who looks like Flanders walks away.
>TURN ON COMPUTER
your computer is starting...and then comes a text that says "Hi-Diddly-doo" instead of the usual Starting up windows. When it's done yoou see a desktop Icon that says "Hi-Diddly-doo" it's a TXT file
>OPEN TXT FILE
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
You open and read it. It says "Hehehe...Nothing can stop me now...I have hacked into the TV Tropes data base and kidnapped Gabe Newel...." At Which point, Flanders walks over to your desk and says "Hi-Diddly-doo, what's that?"
>PANIC AND CLOSE FILE
edited 23rd Dec '10 7:56:01 PM by megamagikarp
Flanders says: "hey I need help with some files from Tvtropes"
>say EEP
It's not exactly naive. And it can happen. But it's tough. And definetly worthwhile.
You say "EEP". The other coworkers give you weird looks.
>SAY WHAT KIND OF FILES
The cheese has melted, the ham is cooking nicely, and the eggs aren't anywhere near as done as you like. Also, the smoke detector hasn't gone off yet.
>Look
But soft! What rock through yonder window breaks? It is a brick! And Juliet is out cold.