Your avatar just DOMINATED the above avatar

"Must have been collateral damage. Oh well, at least my secret's safe."

well that was disappointingly easy.

Pathetic. You style yourself evil, but you cannot even accept sorrow? You are weak, like the others. I have no use for you, but wounding you further does me no good either. Leave this place.

edited 26th May '17 11:52:16 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

Ah? We have royalty! Greetings, King of Sorrow. I've managed to amplify the emotional impulses in your brain, though I was mainly working off my successes with Benny. There's still a small chance that this procedure could have left you brain dead, but that's a risk I am willing to take.

Now, I'm going to show you a collection of cadavers from a few dreamworlds, and you're going to identify them for me.

- ZAPPP--

Do stop squirming. Relax, it took me a moment to restart your heart.

Actually, I quite liked that lethal shock. A moment.

edited 27th May '17 4:43:46 AM by RandomWriter413

You are but a falsely sophisticated piece of garbage. A mortal would perhaps find you advanced but I only see a basic computer, who behaves like a lowly mortal ape, without the slightest bit of grace.

Lowly creation of the primitive mortal race, I will finally give you oblivion.

edited 27th May '17 8:11:25 AM by Bolded1

Hah! You are no match for the might of the Dark Rangers! Lord Zed will be the ruler of this world, and we will be at his side...blah blah Rita blah blah...blah blah now say your prayers. Nothing that could have saved you will have come during my ramblings.

Of course, was just toying with my avatar anyway.

Spies, bloody useless!

   NOW PERISH, AND AWAIT YOUR DOUBLE MOTHER FUCKIN DEATH AT THE HANDS OF MY LORD   

edited 27th May '17 6:33:32 PM by InfinityRyujin

I never understood the appeal of Homestruck anyway. Then again, I never understood Undertale. Same could be said for Lisa. And Mother/Earthbound . . . that I get. My favorite Nintendo series second only to Donkey Kong.

BANG BANG nice try asshole but as the cat boygirls pointless suicide proved it will take more then some reality fuckery to kill me!

ABBERATION OF CHAOS! PREPARE TO BE CLEANSED BY THE EMPEROR'S LIGHT, ALONG WITH EVERY HERETIC ON THIS ROCK.

EXTERMINATUS is imminent.

edited 28th May '17 6:28:42 AM by RandomWriter413

(plays in the background) Keep fightin' like that and I'll make ye walk the plank!

Yes, she had a lot of generic pirate-isms, and holy crap does she have few lines in the game. LOL

Hah! That's for shooting me in the head motha- oh shit, you're not that fanger who tried to kill me.

How long was I out for? And did you just owned the Emperah!?!

edited 28th May '17 10:18:46 PM by BigK1337

well todays just not your day! Not only did you miss, you just activated my Alucard.

Ha Hah! Just as planned! Knew you would come back to kick my ass and eat me alive. Which is why I infected myself with the Twilight Virus, that will make any vampire, no matter how badass they are, sparkle! You will forever have to endure the humiliation of sparkling like those poor excuses of vampires . . . . . unless I mixed up that virus with Jo Jo Virus, which is basically the same thing except now you will be muscular and doing gay poses. Either way Sparkle! Sparkle! Sparkle!

STOP.

While I understand you might have good intentions, removing me from this throne will result in the deaths of billions, and plunge the universe into further cataclysm. If you continue along this path, I will have no other choice than to turn your brain into mush. Now flee, before my 'servants' come back! They will brand you and those you care about heretics. Please.

(The challenger glares at the fallen emperor, the only sound in the room the clicking of her Long Fall Boots crossing the floor. She scowls down at him, then says, in a croaky, underused voice:)

"I've defeated your kind before. Your mind was strong, but you were the weakest one in all other ways."

(She leans down to the defeated, decaying old man and whispers:)

"I can hold out as long as you did. My mind and my will are as strong as yours. And I have friends who can live for centuries. They don't need you to lead anymore."

edited 29th May '17 8:00:01 PM by burinnu

The FOOLish mute thinks she can portal her way past me! Haaaaaaaa!

turns out demons make for great snacks!

Look, I didn't want to do this, but my friends can be a little quick to fighting. Can we talk this out, or something? I really don't want to hurt anyone else if I don't have to... but if you say no, I guess I can't give up yet.

edited 31st May '17 4:59:05 PM by Cabe_Bedlam

Hah! My death trap worked!

Hold on. They're still moving. Barely.

Oh, whoops.

Turrets are deployed from the ceiling.

What's the moral here folks? Science is nothing compared to MAGIC!!

fuckin magic doesnt fuckin exist okay

its kiddie shit for fuckin wwigglers and doesnt hold a candle to my mastery of the PUREST SCIENCES

Now that we've sufficiently befriended you thanks to full force from our groundhuggers and orbital light shows from our friend ships, is it possible now that you can tell us if we got a good chance to befriend the Troll Empire?

Your tactics are fascinating, yet ineffective.

Your mindset, however, is very good. Tell us, would you be interested in joining our empire, the Empire of the Tau? You'd have a large amount of control over your people's affairs, but you would answer to us, along with being a major part of producing resources, which would also ultimately be controlled by us.

It's for the Greater Good! Join us, or die.

edited 1st Jun '17 5:17:12 PM by RandomWriter413