Super Smash Bros.

This is cool! How about a Wii Fit Trainer codec?

Just floating around...

PIT: So, uh, who's that?

Palutena: That's the Trainer from Wii Fit. I'm not surprised you can't tell, given how you never played it.

PIT: I had better things to do!

Palutena: Like what, stuffing your face?

PIT: I also had other better things to do!

Viridi: Is that why you're so chubby?

I suck at this.

edited 18th Apr '14 11:16:57 AM by ultimatepheer

One thing I will point out- Palutena is apparently fairly good at making stuff like hamburgers and cakes and donuts, according to Pit in the Palutena's Revolting Dinner short.

... So yeah.

I sure said that!

Hey guys, guess who takes over the codecs when Palutena joins the battle.

Viridi, I suppose, or maybe Medusa or a menagerie of more minor characters, like Phosphora or Pandora or Blue Hewdraw.

I sure said that!

Or someone hijacks the Codec, ala Slippy?

Just floating around...

Did you not get the joke or are you intentionally avoiding it?

Ridley?

"RRRAWWGGHH (Leave it to me!)"

I was intentionally avoiding an Alfonzo joke in hopes it would seem amusing.

And now I need to see Snake and Palutena chatting about someone.

edited 18th Apr '14 12:00:09 PM by Pulse

I sure said that!

I guess Pit and Palutena could still do a codec between each other in the midst of battle.

"Lady Palutena, with all due respect I think it would be best if... maybe you just..."

"Nah, I'm not just going to hand you a free win or anything. I'll use the Centurions if I-"

"Is that why you told me I wasn't allowed to call on the Centurions for help any more?"

"Err... no, that's for a completely unrelated reason and it has absolutely nothing to do with this game."

"Hmm... but if you want to win, why do you still let me use the Power of Flight?"

"It's Super Smash Bros., Pit. Did you honestly think they'd stick to canon? They probably didn't even research half of the franchises they put into the game."

edited 18th Apr '14 12:00:45 PM by NesClassic

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"Whoa, that dragon sure is scary."

"That's Charizard Pit, and it's actually a Fire/Flying type Pokemon."

"So it only looks draconic. Huh. Maybe it should petition for a new type."

"It already did. When Charizard Mega evolves, it becomes Fire/Dragon, giving it whole new weaknesses and resistances. Think if you were able to swap weapons mid-battle."

"That sounds awesome!"

"Yup, now it can have barbecued angel even easier."

"...You're joking, right?"

"That depends on your abilities Pit. Even when it loses its Flying type, Charizard can still fly, so don't think you're safe in the air."

"Okay, that's not fair."

"Maybe if you got a Mega evolution you're wings would finally fix themselves."

"Please don't call me a Pokemon. By the way, didn't Charizard have a trainer last time? What happened to him?"

"..."

"Lady Palutena?"

"Just try to keep yourself popular. Apparently you can do anything if people love you enough."

"Huh, that guy sure looks beefy for someone his size."

"That's Little Mac, Pit, and I wouldn't be judging anyone if I were your height."

"I wasn't! And hey, what's that supposed to mean!?"

"Oh, nothing. Anyway, Little Mac is a World Champ in the WVBA, and has an incredible defensive game, famed for dancing like a fly and biting like a mosquito."

"Wow, sounds... Kinda gross."

"But more than that, Mac has a will of iron. There were many times in his rise to the top when it looked like his star was going to go out, only for him to grit his teeth and pull a win from the jaws of defeat!"

"Wow, sounds like my kinda guy!"

"Says Mister 'I'm Finished!' himself!"

"H-hey! It's not how many times you fall, it's how many times you get back up!"

edited 18th Apr '14 12:22:30 PM by Pulse

I sure said that!

Great. Now I want to replay KIU again.

Let the joy of love give you an answer! Check out my book!

Now I want to play KIU.

"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."

Now I want to have a 3DS to play KIU.

135 - 169 - 273 - 191 - 188 - 230 - 300

I just realized I want the money to buy a 3DS to play KIU.

"Yeah, it's a shame. Here we are in an underground cave with all these lasers, and instead of having a rave we're using it for evil."

Now I want to have more money to buy KIU.

Well, money comes in 2 more weeks, but probably not gonna be able to get KIU even then.

Greninja'd

edited 18th Apr '14 12:35:44 PM by Kurgy

Wait, I have the money to buy KIU.

Just wish I had the faintest idea what the hell the series even is

Oh really when?

Now I want to finish final chapter in KIU

Well, pretty awesome, at least.

KI:U is a very good action game/3rd person shooter sort of thing, with a very awesomely Smash-esque multiplayer and a meaty single player game.

edited 18th Apr '14 12:37:34 PM by Pulse

I sure said that!

I heard it controls terribly though.

That, or takes lots of getting used to.

Playing Sonic Lost World on the 3DS sometimes gave me finger cramps from holding down the R button constantly. I probably should have bought myself an XL, since those seem comfier to hold.

edited 18th Apr '14 12:39:25 PM by Kurgy

Uprising helpfully explains everything to you in witty banter and snide remarks.

"Evii is right though" -Saturn "I didn't know you were a bitch Evii." -Lior Val

It DOES take some getting used to, but the game starts gently and handles smooth as silk once you've acclimated to it.

I sure said that!

Yeah, its awesome control style after you get used to it. Though admitedly, I never perfected it so I feel like I'm just doing stuff randomly at times :P Mainly because harder difficulties are bullet hell and I'm not as precise with controls as I should be

If you're a lefty and don't already have a Circle Pad Pro, you miiiiiiight want to hold out though. ABXY works for movement, but it hurts your thumb after a bit and makes Flight sections harder than they should be (doing dodge rolls is really hard without the Circle Pad.)

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