Don't feed the plants!
Finwickidy? How about Nelphatoga?
I'm feeling strangely happy now, contented and serene. Oh don't you see, finally I'll be, somewhere that's green...
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The hell?
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Street Writing Man
-is trying to be semi-serious-
For a villain protagonist? Lessee...
Harker, Gabriel, Dane, Jonas, Jabrial (which is an older form of "gabriel" but whatever)...God, I'm tapped. I'd need to know more about the character before I could name him effectively.
It is a "he", right?
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
PI
Mathew. Mark. Luke. John. For the ironylols.
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I was thinking about Gabriel or maybe Jacob.
As for the character, he's cold, bitter, withdrawn and really hates rattlesnakes. More in depth, he sold his soul to the devil for power and immortality after crossing the Despair Event Horizon as a child. Since then he's just sort of been wandering from place to place, shooting up thugs, bounty hunters and anyone who happens to catch him in a pissed off mood.
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Street Writing Man
Hm. I'm seeing a pseudo-Western setting here. Wyatt, perhaps? As an aside have you given any thought to his last name?
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
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Y'know, I kinda like that. Wyatt. Has a nice ring to it. And yeah, it's a western set After the End.
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Street Writing Man
Wyatt Mc Coy. Go for it. 
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YES.
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Street Writing Man
I take it that works?
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
E is for Extinction!
Why do you necessarily need a name that isn't stupid? That's not realistic, lots of people have really stupid names. Shaquille, Kobe, Carmelo, Lebron... Thousands of people are named ESPN, and I even know a guy named Porcupine.
You hate reality if you're specifically trying to avoid stupidity. A world without stupid is harder to believe than faster than light travel.
Grr. Argh.
Street Writing Man
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Hey, reality is one thing...fiction is another. We read fiction to escape reality. If the writer wants an Awesome Mc Coolname for his protagonist, who are we to say nay?
I'd rather not fight a case of the giggles every time a protagonist introduces himself, personally...
If I were to write some of the strange things that come under my eyes they would not be believed. ~Cora M. Strayer~
Pick something at random. It's not like his parents would know what he was going to be like when he was a newborn.
If I'm asking for advice on a story idea, don't tell me it can't be done.
Pretty self-explanatory. I'm writing a Byronic Hero/Villain Protagonist who made a Deal with the Devil and I need a good name.
I'm stuck on Cain right now but five minutes after typing it I realized it was cliche as shit.
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