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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#5776: Jul 21st 2011 at 9:16:53 PM

Nameless Gatekeeper ~/~ Parts Unknown

A playful scuffle breaks out near the gate to the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Daiyousei pulls at Cirno's hair while Cirno flails wildly. Two strong hands gently pull the two apart. A voice scolds them lightly. The two faeries nod and smile at the warm gatekeeper and scamper off to play elsewhere. With a smile, Meiling returns to her gate. She looks up at the bright sky and smiles. She sits at the gate and waits.

Loyal gatekeeper. Benign immigrant. Subservient servant. Hong Meiling.

~It's a lie~

250 years ago, before Meiling took on that name, she was a skilled soldier in the Chinese Youkai Corps. She was called the Crawling Dragon, though she never took a name for herself. For years, she led platoons of youkai in the secret war against the emperor. They demanded that their leader, a young untested dragon, take his 'rightful' spot on the emperor's throne. The corps fought vailiantly, bravely, but their efforts were fruitless. Through the sheer size of the the Chinese army, their numbers were steadily depleted. Once they were weakened, the Imperial Troops chased what was left to the Manchurian Peninsula. Before they were trapped against the coast of China, the dragon dissolved the corps, and the youkai dispersed. Though they would continue to commit individual attacks, it was obvious that the Corps would never be reformed. But, in the years of that rebellion, Meiling became one of the strongest youkai in China.

When the young dragon heard of Gensokyo, the japanese youkai haven, a realm controlled by an older dragon and a powerful miko, he searched for one of his best soldiers. He eventually found Meiling in a monastery, learning from the masters of chi and improving her abilities. He gave her orders to find away around the border, to enter Gensokyo, infiltrate their society. She would find a weakness in one of the controllers and report to the young dragon. The Chinese Youkai Corps would take over this land known as Gensokyo and the young dragon would finally rule.

When, in her travels, she discovered that the Scarlet Devils had a way of entering Gensokyo, she quickly asked them for employment. When she demonstrated her great strength and combat skills, she became their gatekeeper and took on the name "Hong". And so, Meiling entered Gensokyo.

It soon became clear that the plan had no chance of success. Soon after the arrival, the protective shrine maiden casually defeated Meiling and her masters, who were as strong as she was (Meiling took great pains to appear less powerful than the other members of the Mansion, to keep them from becoming fearful or jealous). Then, every year, another scheming mastermind would appear: the the mysterious gap hag, the eternal doctor, the mountain god, the released monk. More troubling, Meiling knew no way out except through her masters' methods or the gap hag, and asking for their assistance would raise suspicion. Most troubling, she became a part of the mansion. The elder mistress considered her faithful. The younger often laughed at her tales of her homeland (all references to the Corps excised, of course). The aloof maid eventually began to respect her. Even the shut-in magician grew fond of her. She still kept a professional distance away from them, her orders still ringing in her ears, but she knew that to follow those orders would tear her away from her unit, her new platoon. She was a soldier, not a mole.

Her allegiance is not to China, nor to Gensokyo. It is lost somewhere in the middle, in parts unknown. The gatekeeper (the soldier) sits (stands) before the gate and waits. What is she waiting for?


My original intention in writing this was to see how alternate I could be. Usually, my interpretations are firmly established in canon and don't require too much suspension of belief. Tacitus's description of the "one-sided, covert war" was what I was trying to emulate. Something plausible, but completely out of left field.

As for Meiling herself, I like her as a character. Specifically, I like the view that other tropers brought up earlier, that Meiling's the face of the Scarlet Devil Mansion. Still, I'd like to go a bit further. Meiling is the most human element of the Mansion.

Also, the progression of SDM bosses is pretty interesting. The lower stage characters (Meiling and Patchouli) embody more human elements. Patchouli is a quiet loner (which isn't really a youkai thing) and Meiling is open and sociable. The higher stage characters (Sakuya, Remilia, Flandre) and more youkai-like. Flandre embodies the youkai's dangerousness; Remilia embodies its pride; Sakuya it's aloof perception of humans.

edited 21st Jul '11 9:19:04 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Pulse The Fool from Yadayadaville Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The Fool
#5777: Jul 21st 2011 at 9:30:11 PM

Umm... Wow. That's... Really alternate. I'm impressed, though now I can't help but wonder if your Meiling's warmth is genuine or a facade. Either way, it's a rather dark turn for such a lighthearted character.

I sure said that!
yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#5778: Jul 21st 2011 at 9:33:41 PM

your Meiling's warmth is genuine or a facade

Yes

edited 21st Jul '11 9:35:22 PM by yarrunmace

you'll then have a grave in the clouds where you won't lie too cramped
Tacitus This. Cannot. Continue. from The Great American Dumpster Fire Since: Jan, 2001
This. Cannot. Continue.
#5779: Jul 21st 2011 at 10:32:33 PM

Pasts

Once upon a time there was a vampire, eternally trapped in the body and mind of a young girl. She was proud and strong-willed, and one day she decided she must have a dragon to guard her lair. Now the great wyrms of the West had been driven to near-extinction by this time, and the survivors were as elusive as they were strong. So the Scarlet Devil traveled East, where folk legends were more important than scientific journals and dragons of all types still lurked in the wilds. She found a dragon to tame, even if it wasn't quite like the ones she'd imagined, and she set about capturing it.

The vampire child was as powerful as she was haughty, and a fierce battle for dominance ensued. She was delighted to find that her target was a formidable opponent, less so when it became clear that this would be no easy fight. But with the help of her allies the Scarlet Devil subdued this dragon, only to be faced with the conundrum of what to do with it.

The dragon was strong enough to be an excellent guardian, but also strong enough to resist the vampire's efforts to control it. So the Scarlet Devil, with the help of her mage companion, bound the creature in the form of a human, damping its power somewhat. The vampire then used her own abilities to manipulate fate to secure her hold, changing both the dragon's name and nature to ensure its loyalty. And so the dragon serves the vampire as a faithful gatekeeper...

Oh, you're right, that does sound unpleasantly coercive.

Once upon a time there was a great Chinese hero. She had perfected the martial arts and achieved such mastery over her own chi that she had transcended humanity, becoming a creature of otherworldly might. She used this power for the good of her people, protecting them from any danger, be it brigands and invaders or magical threats such as zhenniao, yaoguai, or jiang-shi.

One day this guardian, her combat prowess matched only by her beauty, heard talk of a new foe recently arrived in her homeland - a fearsome vampire with a reputation stretching all the way to Europe, the so-called Scarlet Devil. She set off to confront and defeat this vampire, who had the audacity to magically move her residence onto Chinese land. But when the martial artist smashed aside the paltry defenses she found not a bloodthirsty murderer, but a child who, though afflicted with a terrible curse, took care to harm as few as possible to ensure her own survival. She had fled witch hunters and angry mobs for hundreds of years, never knowing peace or safety, and all this time she had been burdened with a younger sister whose childish innocence was coupled with the potential for incredible destruction, with only the Scarlet Devil's influence to keep her from rampaging across the world unchecked.

The guardian woman was moved by the child's plight, "devil" or not. But then the villagers arrived bearing torches and makeshift weapons, determined to put an end to the intruder. The woman stood between them and the vampire, explaining the situation and arguing for a peaceful coexistence. The villagers, her friends and family, did not listen. When a hot-headed youth led the charge, the woman was forced to use violence against her own people for the first time in her long life.

The villagers quickly dispersed, cursing the woman for her betrayal and making impotent threats of retribution. Despite her "victory" the woman was heartbroken, an exile in her own homeland, forever separated from the people that gave her existence meaning. It was then that the Scarlet Devil made her offer - stay with me, she said. Help me control my sister. Protect me from those who only see monsters. Protect would-be intruders from their own curiosity. Let your friendly face be the first thing the world sees, rather than the visage of the Scarlet Devil.

The woman agreed, casting her old life and name aside, and has happily served the Scarlet Devil ever since...

Oh what, that's too sappy? Fine then.

Once upon a time there was a Chinese youkai who lived down to all the Japanese stereotypes about her people's laziness and low-quality labor. One day she opened a newspaper and saw an ad for a gatekeeper position. Sounds easy! she thought. Just stand in one place all day? I'd practically be getting paid to take naps! Of course it wasn't that simple, and she quickly learned why the position was so frequently vacant when she met the vampires whose house she'd be guarding. But her laziness was matched only by her determination, and she struggled on, enduring knives to the forehead and cuddles from a vampire girl able to blow up things with her mind, all to live the dream of being paid to sleep while standing up...

Yes, now I'm messing with you. I've got plenty of these stories, it gives me something to do while I'm out here all day. Which is the true one? ...You must understand, every person in the Scarlet Devil Mansion has a history, their reasons for being here. And there's a reason some of us have taken a different name than the one we were born with. Tragic pasts, silly pasts, the important thing is that we have a place to belong. I'm particularly happy that my place is out in the sunshine.

As for who or what I am - I'm Hong Meiling, the gatekeeper. And don't you forget it.


Well that was interesting. I wasn't intending for this to be a mini-fic, but apparently I've caught the "bug" too. Must have been something in that pizza... Personally, my headcanon is the second scenario.

edited 22nd Jul '11 5:01:04 PM by Tacitus

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Pulse The Fool from Yadayadaville Since: May, 2011 Relationship Status: Maxing my social links
The Fool
#5780: Jul 21st 2011 at 10:47:29 PM

I like it a lot. Meiling's one of those characters whose past doesn't really matter; the most important thing to her is where she is now.

I sure said that!
Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#5781: Jul 21st 2011 at 10:49:16 PM

[up][up] I like it.

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asterism from the place I'm at Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
#5782: Jul 22nd 2011 at 6:08:29 AM

I guess Meiling's talking to Hatate? Hatate's trollbait, really. Tell her anything and she'll believe it.

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#5784: Jul 22nd 2011 at 8:16:41 AM

@ Tacitus: You raise a good point. The SDM crowd is notably sparse when it comes to backstories, something that Zun retained from his PC-98 days. It's only in PCB and IN that we see actual backstories. Because of this, the SDM bosses can only be characterized by their current appearances.

That said, good write-up!

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asterism from the place I'm at Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
#5785: Jul 22nd 2011 at 9:14:15 AM

[up] Except Sakuya, whose lack of backstory has become her backstory. PCB was rather sparse on backstory as well. No information on any of the Yakumos' pasts has really been revealed. All Yukari gets is basically 'she's been around a long time, probably'.

edited 22nd Jul '11 9:57:03 AM by asterism

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yarrunmace Ghosts' Poet from Seine Since: Jun, 2009
Ghosts' Poet
#5786: Jul 22nd 2011 at 9:16:01 AM

Still, at least Yuyuko got a backstory. We don't know anything about where Remilia came from.

edited 22nd Jul '11 9:19:02 AM by yarrunmace

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asterism from the place I'm at Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
#5787: Jul 22nd 2011 at 9:18:37 AM

True. And IN really starts piling on the backstory. Kaguya's profile is MASSIVE, and contains backstory on herself, Eirin AND Reisen.

We know Remilia comes from Europe, and we can make guesses as to which region. They'll just be guesses, though.

Yeah, I don't really have anything else to say on Meiling. She's Remilia's guard, she's stronger then the fandom gives her credit for, she's got a past as obscure as a highly obscure thing, and she's from China. Woo.

A question: after Meiling are we gonna have another review period? Because it's about 100-110 pages since the last one.

Also, no-one has referred to Meiling as 'China' yet. This pleases me.

edited 22nd Jul '11 1:01:27 PM by asterism

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Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#5788: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:15:29 PM

I still exist! Seriously!

I don't think we'll be having a refreshy-thing after Meiling. There've been a lot of pages, but not a lot of discussions.

The other unspecified youkai (from the Windows games) are Rumia, Yukari, Yuuka, and Ichirin (there may be more, though). Yuuka may not count since she's from the PC-98 games, and they have a lot of unclassified characters.
Well that fits nicely. Rumia was a darkness fairy, Yuuka was a flower fairy, and Ichirin... could be interesting.

Of course, this raises the question of why she is so content with guarding the gate and serving the Scarlets. Maybe it's the "been serving the family for some time already" theory I mentioned before, maybe they saved her from something somehow and she is repaying the debt?
I guess being so extremely Chinese might well have something to do with it. I'm not an expert on their mindset, but I think that even more so than people in general, they tend to be happy to know their place in the world. Even if it's not the most prestigious one.

I might be completely pulling that out of my rear end, though.

As good a time as any for a funny little thought: I think someone posited in the previous 'Compendium that Remilia went to Japan because she's a big otaku. Maybe she's not just a big fan of Japan...

"Oh man, it's a real Chinese martial artist. ... I want her!"

Ah, can someone tell me what they think of the writeup I did a few pages back? I'd like some feedback, as I'm unsure if I should stick with this, go back to my dialogue stories, or try something else entirely.
Ah, yes. I have to admit, I didn't really have anything to say about it the first time, as it just seemed to summarize popular portrayals of Meiling. I'm not sure in how far that's a thing for write-ups to do. I'm not gonna stop you from doing that, but it seems to me that they should be more about what you think yourselves about what a character is like?* For summaries of a character's use in the fandom, that's kind of what the profile I write is for, though I think my focus has shifted primarily towards making the character sound interesting. And for more stuff, there's Horselesshorseman's Of note things, and then there's the thread itself.

On second glance, there's a bit of personal analysis in there after all. But, can you really say that even lazy Meiling has that burning desire to protect?

Of course, you have to remember, the Scarlet Devil Mansion didn't always have fairy maids or Sakuya. They probably hired human servants at some point.
Hire... You know... Do the Scarlets actually have, like, money? They surely don't work, they don't seem to have any rich parents who do (at least not anymore), and without an income, riches expire quickly...

Oh, and another thing: Part of what I found interesting about Meiling is that she's a Scarlet. Sakuya is a mere sixteenth night, slightly less than the Eternally Young Scarlet Moon that she serves. But Meiling is an equal
I guess it makes sense if you subscribe to the "Meiling as the face of the mansion" theory.

A Day In the Life
That was really fun and cute! The "no survivors" joke actually made me burst out in laughter for a moment because it came so unexpectedly.

Anyway, we already know what "human youkai" look like. They're called magicians, and we've got 3 of them in the series already. Not sure why we need to posit the existence of more.
Hm, that's different, though. Becoming an animal youkai just happens. Becoming a magician is a choice that requires a lot of work. And it's just one option between becoming a hermit or a celestial or something, though those might not count as youkai, strictly speaking.

Also, there seems to be all this talk comparing Meiling to Sakuya, but wouldn't it be more apt to compare her to Patchouli? Despite both being youkai using their powers to help the vampires living there, Meiling is a servant while Patchouli is a guest. I find it hard to take the "honorary family member" line of thought seriously when she doesn't even have the same status as Remilia's good friend. If she is tied to the fate of Scarlet, it would be to the mansion itself, would it not?
I don't know. It doesn't seem like a contradiction to me, necessarily. It's not certain how much Meiling is treated like a person of lower rank. It is certain that Remi lends her manga and such, though, which might well be seen as behaviour typical for siblings. But in any case, "honorary family member" seems like a very plausible thing depending on just how much Meiling has protected the Scarlet sisters in the past... Sorry for the messiness of my thoughts. It's late.

She probably doesn't have servants caring for her as Patches does, but that doesn't necessarily mean much. As I learned after being a guest at my friend's Russian grandmother's place, some people practice excellent hospitality partly as a way to show off, which seems just like the kind of thing Remilia would do. Meiling doesn't need servants, she knows she's like a sister/mother/somethingreallyclose to Remilia, but Patchouli, she'd better know that her vampire friend is the best damn host in the world, oh yeah.

Just a thought. *shrugs*

Remilia strikes me as the kind of person who'd let servants borrow manga regardless of how close she is to them.
Oh poopers.

I discussed this in the last thread, but the way I see it Patchouli is cold, but only because she lives in a situation where friendship is unconditional. She's never learned to be nice because she's had no reason to, and doesn't really think that her attitude will drive anyone away or anything. Because it doesn't. It's really the symptom of an underlying assumption of trust that she has, even if she doesn't realize it. Little things like words won't change the relationships between people.
I'm looking forward to your contributions in Patchouli's discussion already.

A Mystery Wrapped in an Enigma. Wrapped in Green
Heh, it's noticeable that you had fun writing it, yeah. That was a pretty interesting format for a write-up. Fun and silly, too.

And this is the part where I'm so tired I can't properly read the remaining minifics anymore. Sorry. Tomorrow.

Remilia seems like the kind of person who would enjoy meeting strange guests. So rather than Meiling being a good gatekeeper, I think it's more like she's an "interesting person filter". If they can get past Meiling, they deserve to be inside. She's not really meant to stop everyone from getting in. So in that sense she'd keep her job regardless of her actual skill.
I approve of this.

"Why did you let that dental floss salesman through? Are you trying to tell us something, Meiling?"
And this.

ON TOPIC: If Meiling guards the gate, does that mean she guards the gate all around? What about the back and sides? Sure, they might not have entrances, but someone could just fly past. (Maybe that is how people get in without getting their butts kicked by Meiling?)
Sir, don't be ridiculous. You can't just pass over a wall in a videogame! That's crazy talk!

Slightly more serious: Maybe Meiling is so in tune with the wall around the mansion that she could infuse it with a security system that runs on her chi. So whenever something sufficiently heavy touches the wall or passes its airspace, she notices.

...

Why is Sakuya called the dog when Meiling is the one guarding the house? Or maybe they're both dogs. Aww. Puppy love.

WILD GUESS: She uses her chi powers to sense when someone approaches the mansion's wall.
Oh.

The first page hasn't been updated since Satori.
Yeah. Soon.

Fluid Since: Jan, 2001
#5789: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:20:20 PM

Slightly more serious: Maybe Meiling is so in tune with the wall around the mansion that she could infuse it with a security system that runs on her chi. So whenever something sufficiently heavy touches the wall or passes its airspace, she notices.

Meiling is now a wall.

asterism from the place I'm at Since: Apr, 2011 Relationship Status: Hoping Senpai notices me
#5790: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:24:05 PM

So, if there's no review period, I'm just gonna say right now I vote for Yanako Kasaka (god of the sky, robots, and spoonerisms). I'm just throwing my hat in the ring early, since the Meiling discussion seems to be winding to a close.

ON TOPIC: Meiling's astonishingly suitable name is either a massive coincidence, or a result of Remilia's machinations. Or both...

'Remilia, here's a list of candidates for the gate guard position'

'Hey, this one's called Hong Meiling! IT'S A SIGN! YOU'RE HIRED!'

'...There's no one else here, Remilia...'

'...I knew that'

EDIT: The other person in the conversation is Flandre. Because why not. Or if you think Flandre's a raving lunatic, it's Patchouli.

edited 22nd Jul '11 4:25:35 PM by asterism

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Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#5791: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:25:24 PM

Its not really winding down, considering how active it was just a short while ago.

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Fawriel Since: Jan, 2001
#5792: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:26:33 PM

Meiling will return in Ten Desires as a fully realized nurikabe.

Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#5793: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:29:06 PM

I looked nurikabe to refresh myself on what it was besides a wall monster. Japanese mythology is weird.

Also, there's a type of puzzle called nurikabe after the beasty.

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#5795: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:34:06 PM

Fluid, you say Meiling is the mansion's wall?

For shame. You missed a perfect opportunity for a 'Great Wall of China' joke.

edited 22nd Jul '11 4:34:36 PM by asterism

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Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#5796: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:35:44 PM

She calls herself the Great Wall of the Scarlet Devil Mansion in hisoutensoku*

, if I recall correctly.

edited 22nd Jul '11 4:35:57 PM by Bocaj

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#5797: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:37:55 PM

HTSK? Suwako calls the 'bot Hisou Tensoku, so HT might work.

[down] Touhou wiki refer to it as 'Soku for short.

edited 22nd Jul '11 4:39:41 PM by asterism

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#5798: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:38:22 PM

I call it 'Soku for short

Bocaj Funny but not helpful from Here or thereabouts (4 Score & 7 Years Ago) Relationship Status: Pining for the fjords
Funny but not helpful
#5799: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:41:22 PM

romanized: Touhou Hisoutensoku ~ Choudokyuu Ginyoru no Nazo wo Oe, lit. Lacking Perception of the Natural Laws of the East or Lacking Perception of the Rule of Heaven in the East ~ Chase the Enigma of the Superdreadnought Guignol; alternatively Guignol Quest

Guys, we could call it Guignol Quest and acronymize it GQ.

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Zudak Since: Dec, 1969
#5800: Jul 22nd 2011 at 4:55:20 PM

and Super Mario 64 (as Whomp)

somehow it never occurred to me that Whomps were based off of nurikabe


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