Why is there no page for this movie yet? It is an awesome film and someone needs to do a write-up.
It starts out like it's going to be an "evil monster slowly picks off the townsfolk gorily" sort of film, but plays a lot quieter than that, with all the kids disappearing off-screen; and then near the end, it gets very Bad Ass
; and then just when you think it's winding down, it earns its name with a hilarious finale of what they do with the leftover Santa's Helpers.
Only the curious have, if they live, a tale worth telling at all.