Because he's ugly (actually, not that ugly in the series).
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I've got to say that Podrick Payne, Ser Pounce, Lady Whiskers, Boots, Hodor, Hot Pie, and Dolorous Edd are better characters.
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Only if your definition of "better character" is "character who is deficient in mental capacity"...
edited 4th Dec '12 4:35:40 PM by Swish
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all of those characters are really tall.
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What's Podrick Payne up to? I hope he's continuing his character development in Tyrion's absence.
EDIT: Oh, that's right, he's with Brienne.
Honestly, you've got to give Martin credit for keeping tabs on his Loads And Loads Of Characters. Pod's exactly the kind of character who would usually fall victim to What Happened to the Mouse?.
edited 5th Dec '12 2:08:40 AM by johnnye
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Pod's shorter than Tyrion, actually.
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Would that it were so simple.
Bran's shorter than Tyrion now.
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you guys are shattering my world :(
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Would that it were so simple.
They say being that short is a crippling disadvantage.
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A small man with a big shield drives archers mad.
Really? He may have been at some point, but not once puberty hits.
edited 8th Dec '12 8:47:23 AM by johnnye
Hey, Shae does not suck! I can't stand her in the books but she's okay here.
Joffrey's a little bastard. Push him off the rails, Sansa!
The King in the North scene looked awesome.
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no, i am pretty sure she does suck quite a lot, among other things
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This is your daily interruption to interject something filliping awesome.
Seriously, best crests I've seen yet.
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I would've liked those a lot more if they weren't animated with a lens flare
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If Game of Thrones were on CW:
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If the Arryn sigil really does that, I think we've solved the mystery of Robert's seizures.
Oh, hey, Littlefinger! You're even worse than usual. Jackass.
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Littlefinger gets worse. No, really, he does.
If you want any of my avatars, just Pm me I'd truly appreciate any avatar of a reptile sleeping in a Nice Hat Read Elmer Kelton booksBad signs showing. What was the point of Stannis screwing Melisandre? The whole point to his character is that he is unyielding. Melisandre herself seems very meh, compared to the imposing figure in the books.
Theon's welcoming was also underwhelming. Asha was just...there, instead of ridiculing him, and Balon was just a grumpy old man.
On the other hand, Arya and Gendry have great chemistry.
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...I don't know what to say about Stannis/Mel, because I don't know if you've seen the payoff of that scene yet. If you have, you'll know it.
Although it sounds like you've read the books, in which case it seems to be part of the shadowbaby spell.
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Animated infographic that tracks all the murders
spoilers, but you can tell it which book to stop at.
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So, I just read that the new season 3 episodes are gonna be 5 minutes longer. Woohoo. Meaning that there's gonna be an extra episode's worth of material in the season.
Oh and the season 3 finale will be longer than the average episodes too. That's what I'm talking about.
edited 18th Dec '12 2:57:56 PM by AMurderOfCrows
I want to kill people
because he's short
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