83: If you must fight off the killer, take these three tips:
- Make sure the killer can be killed. If you don't, you will be eviscerated by an undead behemoth after swiping at it ineffectually with a knife.
- Make sure the weapon is strong enough. Guns should be avoided; in horror movies, they rarely work. Baseball bats, small knives and hammers are advised against. Chainsaws and big knives are useful.
- Be confident about it. Many people with a weapon find themselves whimpering pleas for their life while they repeatedly throw halfhearted blows with a crowbar. If it works, great! Continue till it's dead. If not? Know you went out with a fight.
This could be edited to fit first person in the final draft.
edited 10th Jan '11 12:48:57 PM by ILoveDogs
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84. No matter how tempting it is, I will no suggest that we "Split up', since getting separated causes chances of safety to nosedive. If I do say 'Let's split up, gang!' it will be sarcastic and I will make it very clear I don't mean for it to be taken seriously. Anyone suggesting seperation is clearly asking for trouble
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Red Lagoon
86. If I just survived hell, I will not go to local police, they are involved.
86a. If I just survived hell, I will not go to ANY local people, THEY ARE INVOLVED!
87. Fire always work
edited 3rd Oct '12 2:46:27 PM by Tenzen12
Substitutiary Locomotor
88. When attempting to ward a room/building etc against the horror chasing me, I will use appropriate protections. E.G. Heavy barricades for physical horrors, salt/holy implements for supernatural horrors. I will also make sure to ward every point of entry, including ventilation shafts, chimneys and pipes
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82: I will never, never NEVERgo off by myself
edited 10th Jan '11 12:32:46 PM by dontcallmewave
He who fights bronies should see to itthat he himself does not become a brony. And if you gaze for long into an abyss, Pinkie Pie gazes Also