NINJA FROM THE POST APOCALYPSE :
".......
I thought you'd never ask!"
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edited 1st Dec '10 1:41:51 AM by doorhandle
Suit Man: Marvelous! Here's the pill.
NINJAFROMTHEPOSTAPOCALSPE : "Fantastic."
edited 1st Dec '10 1:45:40 AM by doorhandle
SS: Hello?
Suit Man: I thought we weren't worth your time?
NINJAFROMTHEPOSTAPOCALSPE :
>DOWNS PILL<
"Hello."
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SS: I notice you when I feel like it. Got a problem?
NINJAFROMTHEPOSTAPOCALSPE :
"Well, I'm fine, but I think his problem is you."
Suit Man: I have ninety-nine problems!
SS: (Idiots.)
...So, what do you guys do around here?
Suit Man: Quaff pints of liquidised rad-pills and punch mutant tigers in the face.
NINJAFROMTHEPOSTAPOCALSPE :
"Very little. This is my first day back in civlisation after crawling though a barren wasteland.
While being stalked by a shark. Yes, a shark."
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SS: Seen any huge bitch around here?
NINJAFROMTHEPOSTAPOCALSPE : "Not really, but there is that giant centipede over there..."
SS: HOLYFUCKAGIANTCENTIPEDE!
...Meh, seen weirder.
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NINJA FROM THE POST APOCALSPE WHO WILL NOW BE REFERED TO AS APOCALSPE NINJA : I know, right?
edited 1st Dec '10 2:44:04 AM by doorhandle
SS: So you just waste away in a bar? That's it?
Apocalspe ninja : Not really. I just got here, after all.
SS: OK, it's getting boring.
If this gets any more boring I'm sticking a knife up someone's asshole.
Lindelle: Then what're we waiting for? Let's go out adventuring! Hey you, barkeep, you wanna come along?
Usually here.
OK, I got my shotgun!
I think I'm scarred for life. That human just licked me, and covered me in all sorts of icky fluids. I think I'm going to hide in one of those two metal tubes attached to a piece of wood. I think they called it a "shotgun", whatever that is...
You cannot firmly grasp the true form of Squidward's technique!
Suit Man: Yes, alright. I think I made some gunpowder out of an old boot a while ago, so I'm packed.
In Riastrad
-Sean pulls a switchblade from his pocket.-
Sean: You know what, screw the drink, and the deaf bartender. I'm bored. Hobey ho, let's go.
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
Suit Man: Sing something. Something ninja-y.