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"If religion is the opiate of the masses, and mass is force divided by acceleration, then the faster somebody goes, the higher they'll be and thus they'll be closer to God."- Albert Einstein
Night Clerk of the Apacalypse.
Come on, you sons of bitches! Do you want to pick some clover? Dan Daly USMC
Who watches the watchmen?
The die is cast. Now Brutus rolls for initiative. - Julius Caesar
Anwalt der Verdammten
The reader will remember that, long before going that day (on the evening of which the Princesse de Guermantes was to give her party) to pay a visit to the Duke and Duchess the visit that I have just described, in a galaxy far far away... -Marcel Proust
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The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
ALMSIVI
"MISSION STILL IN PROGRESS. WILL YOU STOP ASKING?" -The infamous "Mission Accomplished" banner
"It was the best of times, it was the worst of times- yeah, I'll just admit it. I'm just writing all of this parallelism crap to sound smart and to get moar cash because I get paid by the word." -Charles Dickens.
"Yeah, I'll tell you how we'll sabotage the Democrats. Just let me turn off my tape recorder first." -Richard M. Nixon.
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Chocolate is the opiate of the masses. So let's ration it. - Stalin
God helps wankers. - Saladin
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Maman died today. Or maybe it was yesterday. I'm pretty fucking cut up about it, to be honest. - Mersault
Gregor woke up one morning to discover he was a bug.
"OH SHIT YEAH I'M A BUG" said Gregor. - Metamorphosis
Anwalt der Verdammten
See, that'd be my response, "COOOL. THORAX."
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The 5 geek social fallacies. Know them well.
"I beg your pardon, I never promised you a rose garden. Even though we were, like, in a Rose Garden at the time." David Cameron.
"Oh, yeah, hilarious, Dave. I see what you did there." Nick Clegg.
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"Well, it's a lifestyle"
A friend and I once wrote a Dinosaur Comics fancomic where T-Rex calls Meursault an "unfeeling love machine".
"His mother dies and that doesn't even faze him! The next day he's banging some chick! He's like a badass combination of the Terminator and Hugh Hefner!"
"..."
"With some Shaft, Dromeciomimus!"
Isn't it amazing, now I have princess wings!
"Shut up! And listen! I am Miyamoto Musashi, the sword that smites evil!" - Miyamoto Musashi
"Join us. We have an amazingly competitive dental plan. Also, cookies." - Hassan-i Sabbah
Wise Papa Smurf, corrupted by his own power. CAN NO LEADER GO UNTAINTED?!
Game Master
"Look, I understand we're trying to take over Asia, but was it really necessary to do that to Nanking? And the comfort women? I mean, come on guys, not cool." - Hideki Tojo
"EEEEEEEEXCALIBAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" - Joan Of Arc
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TVTropes Nuzlocke Thread. - Arceus Help Us All.
"Dear King George: You suck. Love, the colonies." -The Founding Fathers
"TO INFINITY... AND BEYOND!"- The astronauts on the Apollo spacecraft
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Be the enormous katana-wielding giant mecha you want to see in the world. - M. Gandhi
All hail
"Descartes? He's an all right dude. I don't care for his ideas about God, but I'm cool with him otherwise" - Blaise Pascal
"Now it is impossible to go on to infinity in necessary things which have their necessity caused by another, because that's fucking trippy and makes my head hurt." - St. Thomas Aquinus
'What? That animal is evolving!' - Charles Darwin
So, in the U.S., randomly stripping is a signal that you want to sing the national anthem? - That Human
In Riastrad
...Nah, I must just be going through a goth phase. (Tosses papers)- Darwin
Hah, I totally saw this coming. Guards! -Julius Caesar
Nah, let's not conquer the world today. -Alexander the Great
My name is Cu Chulainn. Beside the raging sea I am left to moan. Sorrow I am, for I brought down my only son.
"What? No! Being secretary of state sounds lame!" -Henry Clay
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"GNAR GNAR GNAR GNAR GNAR" - Henry Clay
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Bibliophile.
I have only two regrets: One, I was responsible for the trail of tears. Two, I didn't tell my wife how much I loved her right before she died. ~ Andrew Jackson.
Never be without a Hat! Hot means heat. I don't care if your usage dates to 1300, it's my word, not yours. My Pm box is open.
Astronomically Awesome
"It's a bit hot, guys, how about we pull the roof down?" - JFK
I'm A Dirty Cowboy
Oh god. I laughed like an asthmatic Donkey for a good ten seconds. Or llaadfagts, I suppose, in internets.
Cheer up, love, might never 'appen. - Theodor Adorno, speaking to Hannah Arendt.
yeah it's rubbish, I mostly replied to say how much I enjoyed the elaboration on "Kiss me, Hardy" and tacked something on
Drop-Dead Cynical
"Battlefield Earth? Yeah, it was all right." -No one. Ever.
"Actually, I think these Native Americans may have had rather a raw deal. Why, I'm minded to sign this petition for their fairer treatment, before strolling to the shops for coffee, croissants and a copy of the New Yorker." John Wayne, in any Western he made.
"Of course, you know Roosevelt was completely aware of Pearl Harbor in advance. You can't trust the Government, man." John Wayne, in any war film he made.
"Well, it's a lifestyle"