Meet the Tropers: newbie thread/introductions.

Pants, if you need anything from us two, we're usually in Yack Fest. Come hang a spell with us!

Welcome! Ignore what the others say. You can still have pizza! However, for you it's priced at $17000000000000000 per slice.

edited 20th Oct '12 8:53:56 AM by Speedchesser

Pants, never ever need anything from me, despite what Broc says. Any attempts at helping you will end in ALL the blood.

And if you run into someone named Hopey, don't resist the adoption.

I'm gonna be adopted? Will they be rich? I hope they're rich.

How many dollars would that be Canadian?

edited 20th Oct '12 9:33:18 AM by OfficerHotPantsMV

No, you will be a father. Perhaps we need to explain how Hopey rolls.

Broc, you can tell it better.

Around 16887289999999998, if I have it right.

Would you accept $50 Monopoly?

Maybe. What color?

The best currency around is the Tropy. You should go to the Badge Shop and buy those. Then you get to buy our wonderful badges and help the site make it through tough times without having to cut any of the fun bits.

Old school blue, of course; everyone knows that's the good stuff!

Sounds good to me.

NEW PERSON.

I AM HOPEY.

Somebody else tell him about the adoption.

Basically Pants, you are now Hopey's newest Father, or you will be soon. He will demand sweeties and you are to deny them.

But... but look at that face! How am I supposed to say no to that?

-adopts-

You're my daddy.

Give me hugs, sweeties, and love.

If it helps I can put his bag back on.

edited 20th Oct '12 12:27:56 PM by SlendidSuit

He came in a bag? Paper, plastic or sack-cloth?

Sack.

Warned ya, Pants.

I like those. Well, some of 'em. The itchy ones and the ones that smell like onions aren't all that great. Wait a minute... where are your onions?

edited 20th Oct '12 1:03:42 PM by OfficerHotPantsMV

Hello Pants, nice to meet you. Don't worry about Hopey and all that adoption stuff.

Think of it like being part of an insanely huge and weird family.

That's the best kind!

Finally we have another new person. Welcome Pants. We were just talking about how we hadn't had any actual new people in this thread in a while. Enjoy your stay, and say goodbye to your free time.

The 17 tabs I've got open beside this one evince that I've already done that.

edited 20th Oct '12 8:07:38 PM by OfficerHotPantsMV