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maxwellelvis Mad Scientist Wannabe from undisclosed location Since: Oct, 2009 Relationship Status: In my bunk
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#5926: Sep 6th 2013 at 8:34:50 AM

After technical difficulties, here's Episode 932

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Rotpar Since: Jan, 2010
#5927: Sep 6th 2013 at 9:50:39 AM

I think we discussed it before, but yeah, the D&D economy is crazy. You have villages of people supporting their families on a silver piece a day and that's spare change to even first level characters, "I guess I'll buy some candles, rations, whatever, just in case the GM wants to be a jerk with supplies". The heroes who fight the local menace and return at the bitching level 2 can buy chunks of their peasant village with their hauls.

That pile of wealth dragons sleep on? How many ancient empires did they steal that from?

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Rotpar Since: Jan, 2010
#5929: Sep 6th 2013 at 10:11:55 AM

Oh, no, the rant for this strip.

Better to just throw treasure hoards full of gold pieces around like they're going out of style and leave someone else to worry about what it's doing to the livelihoods of the peasants!

rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
Adannor Since: May, 2010
#5931: Sep 6th 2013 at 10:41:01 AM

Relevant to discussion: Pathfinder NPCs. Beggar carries 203 gp in loot. That's 4 pounds of gold.

Barmaid got 2 300 gp. By comparison, a high ranked Corrupt Bureaucrat has only 875.

edited 6th Sep '13 10:42:25 AM by Adannor

Rotpar Since: Jan, 2010
#5932: Sep 6th 2013 at 10:54:55 AM

Something has to be horribly wrong with that document or there's something I don't know about Pathfinder. A level 1 NPC-classed beggar has 200 gold?

Adannor Since: May, 2010
#5933: Sep 6th 2013 at 11:57:27 AM

That's official material from an actual published Pathfinder book. The writers are pretty clearly adhering to the philosophy in The Rant [lol]

(Previous page in the book has a king. Aside from some +1 gear, he has jewellery totalling 900 gold and 233 gp pocket change. Compare to barmaid.)

edited 6th Sep '13 11:59:43 AM by Adannor

rikalous World's Cutest Direwolf from Upscale Mordor Since: May, 2009 Relationship Status: Showing feelings of an almost human nature
World's Cutest Direwolf
#5934: Sep 6th 2013 at 12:07:01 PM

The commoner offers his pitiful handful of copper pieces to buy his life. If refused, he lashes out with his dagger while screaming for help.
That's from the statblock of the beggar with 203 gp. At this point, it makes more sense to assume that people explode into money when they die than that they actually carry that cash on them.

TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Queen of Good Things, Honest
#5935: Sep 6th 2013 at 2:01:51 PM

Makes sense to me why peasant villages are so dirt poor, when adventurers who plunder a dragon's hoard can make enough money to buy several.

Until the adventurers swipe it, all the money's in the dragon's hoard. Or the goblin caves. Or the orc stronghold. Or the kobold lair....

98% of the existing wealth is completely inaccessible to a Level 3 Commoner. Deflation follows.

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alethiophile Shadowed Philosopher from Ëa Since: Nov, 2009
Shadowed Philosopher
#5936: Sep 6th 2013 at 2:03:17 PM

Which then makes one wonder how the money got there in the first place. Are these dragons constantly marauding places and carrying away gold for no better reason than to lie down on it? And if so, why didn't they switch to using a currency that is not also the dragon padding material of choice?

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TobiasDrake Queen of Good Things, Honest (Edited uphill both ways) Relationship Status: Arm chopping is not a love language!
Queen of Good Things, Honest
#5937: Sep 6th 2013 at 2:39:39 PM

It got there in the first place because it's valuable. Greed and envy are two very powerful motivating factors. Gold is valuable to humans, elves, and dwarves because it is shiny and scarce. Gold is valuable to dragons because it is shiny and scarce. Gold is valuable to goblins because it is shiny and scarce.

Sure, humans could switch to leaves for their currency, but inflation would destroy their entire economy. Leaves are plentiful. Nobody's going to trade a cow for leaves.

If it's valuable enough to you to make currency out of, it's probably also valuable enough to someone else to be worth fighting for. Dragons, in particular, don't covet gold specifically; they covet valuables.

edited 6th Sep '13 2:42:09 PM by TobiasDrake

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Adannor Since: May, 2010
#5938: Sep 6th 2013 at 2:42:44 PM

And if they switch to any sensible currency, dragons are gonna hoard it too. Switching away from precious metals would only give reprieve to metallic dragons, who eat it. And are Good-aligned, so get it through more clandestine methods.

Shinziril Since: Feb, 2011
#5939: Sep 7th 2013 at 12:31:06 AM

[up][up]Now I'm going to have to go get my copy of Draconomicon, I'm pretty sure it went into species-specific preferences in valuables for various types of chromatic dragon, some of which were quite interesting.

EDIT: from my 4th Ed Draconomicon:

  • Black dragons favor coins of precious metals, which survive well when submerged in their preferred swampy lairs
  • Blue dragons appreciate visually-appealing treasure- works of art, jewelry, and gems, particularly blue gems
  • Green dragons particularly enjoy artifacts that represent a great deal of effort on the part of the artisan, like intricately carved sculptures or finely detailed magic armor
  • White dragons prefer treasure that glitters like gleaming ice- diamonds and other light-hued gemstones or gleaming polished silver and platinum
  • Red dragons desire everything in their hoards, everything of value in other dragon's hoards, and anything of value possessed by anyone else

edited 7th Sep '13 1:13:58 AM by Shinziril

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Indiana Solo
#5941: Sep 8th 2013 at 11:11:03 AM

You know I never realized that was saliva before? I thought the thing had just stuck him in the ice on the roof...

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stingerbrg Since: Jun, 2009
#5942: Sep 8th 2013 at 12:25:02 PM

The movie actually doesn't say anything about how Luke got hanged there.

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Lost in Space
#5943: Sep 8th 2013 at 1:46:30 PM

I'm sure the EU has. The EU has "explained" every single trivial fact from every scene of every film.

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Rotpar Since: Jan, 2010
#5944: Sep 8th 2013 at 3:26:05 PM

Yeap, they do that.

Wampas rarely killed their prey outright[11] and never hunted when they were hungry.[12] Because they preferred fresh meat, wampas instead always tried to stun their prey, keeping their victims unconscious, but alive, until ready to feed.[13] After disabling their prey, wampas hauled the still-breathing victims back to their cave dwellings[1] and, through different methods, secured them in the ice for later consumption. For some, wampas used their hot breath to melt the ice around a victim's legs and then coated parts of the body in saliva, placing them against the ice ceiling of their caves so they would freeze in place. The saliva also served as an anesthetic in the victims, which helped to keep prey comatose until the wampa was ready to eat. Alternatively, for larger creatures, such as the tauntaun,[13] wampas frequently impaled them through the ankles on overhanging icicles[2] or stalactites to keep them immobile. At times, several fresh victims were stored in this manner.[13]

God_of_Awesome Since: Jan, 2001
#5945: Sep 8th 2013 at 4:01:19 PM

Considering wampas are semi-sentient, they sound a lot like serial killers.

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The best and the worst.
#5946: Sep 8th 2013 at 4:07:30 PM

Thats not too far-off from what we do to our prey.

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Colonial1.1 Since: Apr, 2010
#5948: Sep 9th 2013 at 7:18:03 AM

Wampas are ape-bears. : P

TotemicHero No longer a forum herald from the next level Since: Dec, 2009
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#5949: Sep 9th 2013 at 7:31:40 AM

Just call it a space yeti and be done with it. (Honestly, that's what it is...)

Expergiscēre cras, medior quam hodie. (Awaken tomorrow, better than today.)
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Lost in Space
#5950: Sep 9th 2013 at 7:49:14 AM

Now I can't get that damn web commercial out of my head. The one where the guy stakes out his kitchen to make sure nobody steals his Wheat Thins — like Bigfoot, or his neighbor Ted, and his skeptical wife is woken up in the night by crashing and sees that, sure enough, he's battling a yeti over the crackers.

"I was wrong! It's a yeti!" Then, of course, Ted steals the Wheat Thins.

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