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I summoned a house cat in the middle of a fight once
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." Twitter
World's Cutest Direwolf
Vicious beasties. Were you fighting a first-level commoner?
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No, I was just trying to get a distraction for a turn and failed miserably
But a couple turns later I insulted the tentacle monster's mom so bad it missed all its attacks while we beat it down.
"Never let the truth get in the way of a good story." Twitter
Queen of Good Things, Honest
The best distractions for a stealthy task are the ones that make a bright light emanate from your position shortly before taking effect.
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.
Until further notice
Shouldn't that be ghost sound
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edited 30th Jan '15 7:39:43 AM by Pyrite
Not a substitute for a formal medical consultation.
For a commoner? Kinda overkill. These things can take down vampires
◊ on occasion.
I tried summoning once but all it did was bring the toaster to life. Now he won't shut up about bathing the world in atomic hellfire.
Queen of Good Things, Honest
I got a succubus, which SEEMED like a great idea until I realized the catch, so I summoned an incubus to trap them both in an infinite loop.
I'm alive, but it's been three years and I would appreciate it if they'd both leave my house some day.
My Tumblr. Currently liveblogging Haruhi Suzumiya and revisiting Danganronpa V3.
Enh maybe my homicidal toaster can help with that. I'm going to try and get him a girlfriend from the Microwave tonight. Wish me luck.
The Permanently Confused
"Vampires have risen from the dead, the grave and the crypt, but have never managed it from the cat."
Blowout soon fellow Stalker
Now things are starting to make sense.
Or as much sense at they can make in this comic.
Oh really when?
Court Dragon
"I'm actually using magic to animate a bunch of skeletons that were in this pre-existing tomb to mine up valuable and useful metals without exposing any humans to the unsanitary and dangerous environment of the mine."
I have a message from another time...
The Permanently Confused
I really like the relationship Doc and Grandpa are developing here. I could be wrong, but I don't recall him talking down to Doc all that much, if at all. It's a nice contrast to Dan's way of doing things.
Just like the difference between your real father and grandfather. 
Always 3:00am in the Filth
My grandfather died before I was old enough to remember him. 
So yeah, there's a world of difference between my father, who I know very well, and my grandfather, who could be an elaborate practical joke at my expense.
Man, and neither of my grandmothers used to make meatloaf or cornbread or whatever the hell is behind sold to me via fond memories that don't exist!
edited 3rd Feb '15 2:07:48 AM by Rotpar
"But don't give up hope. Everyone is cured sooner or later. In the end we shall shoot you." - O'Brien, 1984
Lost in Space
I feel like Young!Doc is too inexperienced to be talking in this particular way. That or his short life has seen lots of stuff that he wants to forget already.
edited 3rd Feb '15 8:30:10 PM by Fighteer
"It's Occam's Shuriken! If the answer is elusive, never rule out ninjas!"
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Have you seen his parents? Young Doc must have some sort of Happy Place to deal with their antics.
I'm pretty sure Doc's happy place is Gotham...
You call that a happy place?
thebandragoness
His happy place is the Batcave, then.
I've got fanfics for Frozen, Spectacular Spider-Man, Crash Bandicoot, and Spyro the Dragon.
Better.
Seriously who would pick Gotham as their happy place?
thebandragoness
Well, the Batcave is in Gotham...
Is it? (no really, that was a joke in tDK, remember?)
And for a ninja? Gotham could be a very happy place. Lots of hiding spots... plenty of people that need killing...
> Seriously who would pick Gotham as their happy place?
Batman?
—R.J.
ILLUUUUUSION!
edited 29th Jan '15 11:01:55 PM by SonOfSharknado
My various fanfics.