* CrackPairing: [[spoiler: Snape/Rosmerta, Lucius/Petunia, Tom/Nymphadora.]]
* DracoInLeatherPants: Draco, Lucius, Petunia, Snape, and Tom.
* RonTheDeathEater: Ron, Hermione, and Lupin (though they get better in later chapters), Sirius, Neville, and Dumbledore..
* TheUnpronouncable: ''How'' is "Yvane" pronounced?
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