YMMV / Things Mr. Welch Is No Longer Allowed to Do in an RPG

  • Alternate Character Interpretation: While Mr. Welch is clearly a Loonie, there are plenty of cases where the rules seem simply designed to insure the GM can railroad the campaign. For example:
    410. If the NPC is on the cover of the rulebook, I can't kill him.
  • Crazy Awesome: Can you imagine dealing with just one of the situations he's barred from?
  • Genius Bonus:
    1189. A stagehand does not get a better sneak bonus than ninjas. note 
  • Hilarious in Hindsight:
    132. There is no such feat called "Death Blossom". note