* SnarkBait: On such shows as ''WebVideo/BestOfTheWorst''.
* SoBadItsGood
* SpecialEffectsFailure: The dinosaur suits in this movie are only slightly better than Creator/IndustrialLightAndMagic's effort in ''Film/HowardTheDuck''. Which reflects badly on both ''this'' (considering it was made a year after ''Film/JurassicPark'') '''''and''''' ''Howard'' (considering not only it was made for a lower budget than that film but ILM's reputation as '''''the''''' definitive SFX powerhouse in Hollywood).
** At one point, the eyes on the Theodore suit stop working properly.
* StrawmanHasAPoint: The villain's motivations. So, the best way to fix a CrapsackWorld is to cause an event that will kill millions, if not billions, and create an even bigger CrapsackWorld?
* WhatDoYouMeanItsForKids: It's really hard to tell just what audience this movie would have been shooting for, especially if it had made it to theaters. Theo's [[TastesLikeDiabetes sickeningly cute love of milk and cookies]] seems to keep it well within the realm of kiddie movies -- and then you get a scene that's [[MoodWhiplash as violent as any given cheap sci-fi B-movie]].
* WhatDoYouMeanItWasntMadeOnDrugs: There aren't enough drugs in the world to explain this one.
* WhatTheHellCastingAgency:
** This is not one of Whoopi Goldberg's better movie choices.
** ''[[{{Film/Shaft}} Richard]] [[HeyItsThatGuy Roundtree]]''? What are you doing here?!