YMMV / The Cube

Subjective items for the teleplay

Subjective items for the television series

  • Surprise Difficulty: Doing simple-looking stunts inside a glass box is much harder than it sounds.
  • It's Easy, So It Sucks: Counter to the above, some people think the show's premise is stupid, particularly for trying to give the impression that something easy is somehow more difficult when you're in a glass box with coloured lighting. Radio host Chris Moyles has probably led the charge on this:
    "I'm watching a man count inside a box." "It's just counting! But it's counting, IN THE CUUUUUUUBE!"
  • That One Level: This show is chock full of them. Conceivably any game can get the TOL treatment if a contestant goes in with 8 lives and watches them dwindle down to nothing as the same task mocks them. Generally the truly wicked games fall into one of two categories:
    • Steady Hand games: Construct, Pinpoint, Composure, Tremor, Structure et al. These games are frequently played towards the tail end of a player's campaign, and all of them require the player to either negotiate an object along a track while not touching the sides or building something out of small pieces against a clock and/or without it falling apart.
    • Physics skill games: Pendulum, Cylinder, Descent, Circumference, Arc et al. These are the games that often look deceptively simple, but when a player actually tries it they fall into the pattern of missing on the first try, then overcorrecting on the second, then getting frustrated, then burning their Simplify, then getting down to one life, then barely escaping with a win on their last try.
  • Unwinnable by Design: Only a handful of non-celebrity players have even gotten to the £100,000 level; none of them have attempted the £250,000 game, mainly because they risk losing all of their winnings if they fail. A recent S6 contestant refused to play the final game - Descent, the only game he lost more than one life on - despite having six lives and his Simplify. It didn't help that his wife in the audience made an inappropriate joke about threatening a divorce if he tried it.
  • Visual Effects of Awesome: While this is supposed to be a game show, and not the flippin Matrix, we got Orbital Shots, slow-motion views, Bullet Time, the list goes on!
  • What an Idiot: Zoe, who used eight of her nine lives on her first game Time Split (stop a timer on exactly 5.0 seconds). She proceeded to use Simplify after her fifth failure (either undershooting or overshooting the mark by mere tenths of a second), which changed the timer to count in increments of .2 seconds. After finally winning that, she proceeded to fail on Stabilise. The fact she had a bizarre fascination with wigs didn't help matters, either.
    • Series 6 Episode 2: Nicky and her boyfriend Mark both demonstrated a complete lack of understanding of basic (freshman-level) rotational kinematics playing Pendulum for £2,000. Mark told her to throw the ball hard. She did, and it went way over the target ball. Repeat for a total of eight lives lost and a Simplify, all while she and Mark kept mulling over whether to start the swing higher or lower, and Mark kept telling her to throw it hard, when anyone who's taken Physics 101 (and any particularly observant child who's swung around a ball tied to a string, or rolled a marble inside a bowl) should know that it's the rotational velocity that matters.