- Hollywood Pudgy: Romy's alleged chubbiness as a teenager.
- Les Yay:
Romy: Swear to God, sometimes I wish I was a lesbian.Michele: Do you want to try to have sex sometime just to see if we are?Romy: What? Yeah, right, Michele. Just the idea of having sex with another woman creeps me out. But if we're not married by the time we're 30, ask me again.Michele: Okay.