YMMV / Next (2006)

• Paranoia Fuel: Pretty much the entire premise of the book - and mocking the media hysteria that often pops up around it, thanks to misinformation.
  • Your doctor may be legally harvesting your body for their own profit without your consent or knowledge.
  • Your hospital morgue or funeral home may be illegally harvesting your body profiting off you without your consent or knowledge.
  • Legal proceedings are intended to be as expensive and inconvenient as possible regardless of the facts of the case.
  • If you're wealthy or powerful or even nearby such people, everyone interested in having sex with you has an agenda and considers the sex transactional.
  • You will be held responsible for the actions of the offspring of your sperm bank donations.

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