The film contains:
- Ear Worm: The title song. Listen to me girls, watch your P's and Q's...
- Les Yay: Tons of it. It's a girl's boarding school movie - it's required.
- Marty Stu: Paul Anka. He's a very nice guy, but is able to out-tough talk Silver. Of course, your definition of "nice" may vary with his treatment of Serafina.
- Moral Event Horizon: Fred, when he decides to kidnap a 15 year old girl, take her to Mexico and rape her, and (it's implied) prostitute her.