Do Not Do This Cool Thing: "...if I have painted vice in all its gayest colours, if I have deck'd it with flowers, it has been soley to make the worthier, the solemner sacrifice of it, to virtue." Sure you did, sweetie.
First Installment Wins: Fanny Hill has long eclipsed Cleland's obscure and far tamer sequel, Memoirs of a Coxcomb, which follows roughly the same plot as its predecessor, except with a man as the protagonist.
