Yanang Bai (rhythm guitar)
- Critical Research Failure: she can be ill-informed even compared to her bandmates about issues outside her areas of interest - for instance, her belief that mistletoe was a myth and that burqas are commonly worn in Turkey.
- Les Yay
- Moe: Violet. She's actually rather ambivalent about it.
- Tastes Like Diabetes: according to Yanang, Violet can fall into this without even trying.
"Dear god, this is so sickeningly cute that I can feel my pancreas trying to crawl up my spine so that it can rip out my optic nerves in self-defense."
- This Is Your Premise on Drugs: Metalocalypse on estrogen and fruity girly drinks.
- Ugly Cute: the Malagasy Death Rat Lemur, "the world's ugliest prosimian," an Endangered Species that Maenad unintentionally discovers. They look like a cross between opossums and Devon Rex◊ cats and have long knobbly fingers and mildly venomous saliva, but are actually very intelligent and playful.
- ET, Valerian's mutant kitten.