[[caption-width-right:204:[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin What, you were expecting something else?]]]]

''The Drinky Crow Show'' is about...[[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin a crow that likes to drink]]. And Uncle Gabby, his monkey-ish friend who likes to bed as many women as he can. The two go off on adventures on a ship with a captain and his daughter, with whom the monkey-ish thing likes to sleep. All the while they're looking for Drinky Crow's love of his life, a mermaid, and fighting French crocodiles. Occasionally, they get tied up in various schemes in an effort to either drink alcohol, bed women, or simply shirk from their French-killing military obligations (or any form of responsibility, really).

Based on the comic strip ''Maakies'' by Tony Millionare, this series debuted "unofficially" on AprilFoolsDay 2008 on Creator/AdultSwim, and later "officially" the following fall. It became popular with fans for its [[RefugeInAudacity far-out humor]], but was [[http://www.maakies.com/archive/m748.html cancelled]] after only one season due to the high animation costs. Though at the least it was given a GrandFinale.
!!Some tropes used in this series are:
* AccessoryWearingCartoonAnimal: Uncle Gabby, whose only clothing is a NiceHat.
* TheAlcoholic: Guess.
* AmusingInjuries[=/=]BloodyHilarious: Not only do the main characters end up getting maimed on a regular basis, but they maintain a casual nature throughout the whole thing aside from the pain itself.
* ApocalypseHow: A big, red button.
* AscendToAHigherPlaneOfExistence: Monkey god.
** Booze God, Captain Maak God, French General God, Drinky Crow God, and Suicide-Gun God.
* BigDamnHero: [[spoiler: Drinky]] in the Vampire episode.
* BunnyEarsLawyer
* TheCasanova
* CatsAreMean: The lion and tiger couple.
* CelShading
* TheChewToy: Uncle Gabby.
* ConspicuousCG: Animated at low resolution.
* DerangedAnimation
* DoesNotLikeShoes: The Captain's Daughter is always barefoot.
* DrowningMySorrows[=/=]INeedAFreakingDrink: Both show up quite often.
* EarlyBirdCameo: Drinky showed up in a brief animation in the 2002 documentary ''Gigantic (A Tale of Two Johns)''.
* TheEeyore: Drinky
* {{Expy}}: Dose Captain Maak remind anyone of [[FanboyAndChumChum Mr. Mufflin]]?
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Drinky Crow's name is...Drinky Crow. Captain Maak's daughter is called...The Captain's Daughter.
* EverythingsBetterWithMonkeys: Uncle Gabby
* EverythingsBetterWithPlatypi: A platypus appears in the egg episode.
* ForTheCelOfIt: Which makes it look like a SubvertedKidsShow, particularly that of TheFifties.
* FunnyAnimal: Drinky Crow & Uncle Gabby, and the French crocodiles.
* ImAHumanitarian: Gabby's new girlfriend is really only after him to commit murder and cannibalism before her wedding but is too chicken to perform them on an actual human being.
* MermaidProblem
* TheNapoleon: Captain Maak
* NegativeContinuity: Caused, of course, by SnapBack.
* NeverSmileAtACrocodile: The show's recurring antagonist.
* OncePerEpisode: Gabby or Drinky will show a [[GrossUpCloseUp horribly infected wound]] and ask "Does this look bad to you?" and get a dismissive "Nah, you're fine" in return.
* OnlySaneMan: Uncle Gabby.
* OrganAutonomy: Drinky's brain dumps him off after a botched suicide attempt. It goes for a drink at a bar whose clientele is made entirely of self-aware body parts.
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: Drinky Crow is ADORABLE.
* RidiculouslyHumanRobot: The entire bar on shore is staffed with robot versions of the regular cast except for Captain Maaki... while the real ones are at sea with a Maaki robot. None of them suspect a thing until Drinky [[DrivenTOSuicide blasts his head open]] and [[RoboticReveal notices he's made of metal parts.]]
* SadistShow
* Music/TheyMightBeGiants: Perform the opening theme; Tony Millionaire has designed album art for them, and Drinky has a cameo in ''Gigantic: A Tale of Two Johns''.
* ThoseTwoGuys: Well, those two aliens. Voiced by [[FlightOfTheConchords Bret and Jemaine]].
* WingdingEyes: You know they're really drunk when X's replace irises.