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->''Tentacle monsters, and the women who love them.''
--> -- '''Tagline'''

''Ghastly's Ghastly Comic'' is an adult webcomic that originally ran from 2001 to 2006. Inspired by a '''[[NotSafeForWork NSFW]]''' ''Webcomic/SexyLosers'' strip, the series is about tentacle monsters living in our world, and the people they interact with. These people include a [[SuperDeformed chibi]], a [[{{Transvestite}} girly guy]] who [[GratuitousJapanese speaks broken Japanese]], an {{attention whore}} CosplayOtakuGirl, a Flaky New Age Neo-Pagan, [[Creator/HPLovecraft Baby Cthulhu]], a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} who looks perpetually stoned, a furry, a guy transplanted from a {{hentai}} game who [[RightThroughHisPants has an invisible penis]], a guy transplanted from a 1970s {{Blaxploitation}} flick, and [[GrumpyBear Drunk and Bitter Jesus]].

Due to a CreatorBreakdown (see the YMMV tab) the main run of the comic ended in 2006 but the creator has sporadically posted new one off strips since then, most recently in 2015. The creator however is still active with one off artwork appearing as recently as 2017 on his Website/{{Tumblr}} image dump [[https://ghastlyimagedump.tumblr.com/archive here]].

The series can be found [[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010510.html here]], but due to the limitations of Keenspace's navigation it's probably easier to look at the Tumblr archive of the comic [[https://ghastlycomic.tumblr.com/archive here]] instead.

This {{webcomic}} (and the image dump) is '''NotSafeForWork''' - assume any link leads to NSFW material and be careful about the examples.

!!This work contains examples of:

%%* ADateWithRosiePalms
%%* AmbiguousGender: ''Shota Versus Loli''.
%%* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: The very first strip.
%%* ArtEvolution: Observe.
%%* AttentionWhore: Bunny Boy and Cosplay Girl
%%* AuthorAppeal: Lots and lots of futanari.
* BlindIdiotTranslation: On a dildo made in Japan, the words "Three year warranty" accidentally got translated as "Not recommended for three years and under".
%%* BrainBleach: Alan Moore '''Yaoi.''' Note: Not Alan Moore characters.
%%* CloudCuckooLander: The aptly-named Kwerki.
%%* {{Cosplay}}
%%* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: [[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030302.html This]] {{crossover}} with ''Tang's Weekly Comic''.
%%** Sholi-chan and Lota-chan manage to simultaneously drop Bridgets on ''themselves''.
%%* {{Ecchi}}
%%* EldritchAbomination: Fnanp mistakes the tentacle monsters for these.
* [[AllMenArePerverts Everyone But Glemph Is A Pervert]]: And Peep, who's so young, [[ChildrenAreInnocent he looks at sex toys and thinks they are ninja implements]].
%%* EveryoneIsBi
%%* {{Expy}}: Freddy, of one of the artist's earlier creations, [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} James]] With Tits.
* ExactWords: The commissioner wanted yaoi featuring Alan Moore's characters, but asked for Alan Moore yaoi. Ghastly provided [[ScrewYourself Alan Moore yaoi]].
%%* EyesAlwaysShut: Hammer the barkeep.
%%* {{Fangirl}}
%%* {{Filler}}
%%* TheFundamentalist: [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Chick]]-Boy.
%%* GenkiGirl: Freddy. The girl aspect is debatable. The genki aspect is not.
%%* GoodAngelBadAngel
* GratuitousJapanese: Freddy.
--> "If I was a [[{{Catgirl}} cat-girl]], [[Theatre/FiddlerOnTheRoof baka-baka-baka-neko-neko-neko-neko-dum]]"
%%* GroinAttack: Distressingly common.
%%* HerCodeNameWasMarySue: Zipper ninja.
%%* HimeCut: Kiki.
* HypocriticalHumor: Glemph defends his cousin's homosexuality... only to flip out on discovering his cousin's boyfriend is ''human''.
%%* InnocentInaccurate: Peep.
%%* TheInternetIsForPorn
%%* [[JesusWasWayCool Jesus Was Drunk And Bitter]]
%%* JiveTurkey: Brewster "Da Funk" Bombe.
%%* LocalHangout: The Spanked Monkey bar.
* LovecraftLite: Cthulhu, who is actually a baby, and his parents pawn him off to a babysitter.
%%* ManicPixieDreamGirl Freddy again.
%%* MarsNeedsWomen
%%* MeaningfulName: [[NoSocialSkills Kwerki]].
* MeetCute: Offscreen: F'ga and Bobby met when F'ga reached through a glory hole to ask for toilet paper because his stall had run out.
%%* MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch: Glemph.
%% * NaughtyTentacles: Probably covers every form of PlayingWithATrope with this.
%%* OlderThanTheyLook: Chibi Sue, who is 36.
%%* OrphanedSeries
%%* PantyShot
%%* BlackComedyRape
%%* RuleThirtyFour: This comic is loaded with it.
%%* RunningGag
* TheLoinsSleepTonight: One of the tentacle monsters suffers from his tentacles not working once.
* ShroudedInMyth: Among other exploits, Hammer once rode the range and fought in a {{Sentai}} team... always alongside a masturbation-obsessed dip named Clem.
%%* SpitTake: Done dry in [[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20011007.html this strip]].
%%* StupidSexyFlanders
%%* StylisticSuck: The strips drawn by Freddy.
* TakeThat:
** Several aimed at ''Webcomic/{{Megatokyo}}''.
*** These lead up to a piece of SelfDeprecation: When he compares his vasectomy to a long line of people waiting to kick him in the nuts, Largo and Piro announce they've gone three times.
** [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Jack Chick]] and his tracts are parodied mercilessly. See the next trope for the first instance. Later on, Freddy makes {{Doujinshi}} tracts.
* UsefulBook: Nort finds himself with no toilet paper, and starts yelling blasphemous things until Chick-Boy shows up and flings some tracts into the stall. Punchline "I knew there was a use for these things."
%%* YaoiGuys: F'ga and Bobby.
%%* {{Yonkoma}}