->''Tentacle monsters, and the women who love them.''
--> -- '''Tagline'''

''Ghastly's Ghastly Comic'' was an adult webcomic that ran from 2001 to 2006. Inspired by a '''[[NotSafeForWork NSFW]]''' ''Webcomic/SexyLosers'' strip, the series is about tentacle monsters living in our world, and the people they interact with. These people include a [[SuperDeformed chibi]], a [[{{Transvestite}} girly guy]] who [[GratuitousJapanese speaks broken Japanese]], an {{attention whore}} CosplayOtakuGirl, a Flaky New Age Neo-Pagan, [[Creator/HPLovecraft Baby Cthulhu]], a {{Cloudcuckoolander}} who looks perpetually stoned, a furry, a guy transplanted from a {{hentai}} game who [[RightThroughHisPants has an invisible penis]], a guy transplanted from a 1970s {{Blaxploitation}} flick, and [[GrumpyBear Drunk and Bitter Jesus]].

The series can be found [[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20010510.html here]]. This {{webcomic}} is '''NotSafeForWork''', and be careful about the examples.

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!!This work contains examples of:

* ADateWithRosiePalms
* AmbiguousGender: ''Shota Versus Loli''.
* ArentYouGoingToRavishMe: The very first strip.
* ArtEvolution: Observe.
* AttentionWhore: Bunny Boy and Cosplay Girl
* AuthorAppeal: Lots and lots of futanari.
* BlindIdiotTranslation: On a dildo made in Japan, the words "Three year warranty" accidentally got translated as "Not recommended for three years and under".
* BrainBleach: Alan Moore '''Yaoi.''' Note: Not Alan Moore characters.
* CloudCuckooLander: The aptly-named Kwerki.
* {{Cosplay}}
* CreatorBreakdown: The author's divorce, spending time in a mental hospital, and questioning his sexual identity played some factors in the end of the strip.
* DoesThisRemindYouOfAnything: [[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20030302.html This]] {{crossover}} with ''Tang's Weekly Comic''.
** Sholi-chan and Lota-chan manage to simultaneously drop Bridgets on ''themselves''.
* {{Ecchi}}
* EldritchAbomination: Fnanp mistakes the tentacle monsters for these.
* [[AllMenArePerverts Everyone But Glemph Is A Pervert]]: And Peep, who's so young, [[ChildrenAreInnocent he looks at sex toys and thinks they are ninja implements]].
* EveryoneIsBi
* {{Expy}}: Freddy, of one of the artist's earlier creations, [[Anime/{{Pokemon}} James]] With Tits.
* ExactWords: The commissioner wanted yaoi featuring Alan Moore's characters, but asked for Alan Moore yaoi. Ghastly provided [[ScrewYourself Alan Moore yaoi]].
* EyesAlwaysShut: Hammer the barkeep.
* {{Fangirl}}
* {{Filler}}
* TheFundamentalist: [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Chick]]-Boy.
* GenkiGirl: Freddy. The girl aspect is debatable. The genki aspect is not.
* GoodAngelBadAngel
* GratuitousJapanese: Freddy.
--> "If I was a [[{{Catgirl}} cat-girl]], [[FiddlerOnTheRoof baka-baka-baka-neko-neko-neko-neko-dum]]"
* GroinAttack: Distressingly common.
* HerCodeNameWasMarySue: Zipper ninja.
* HimeCut: Kiki.
* HypocriticalHumor: Glemph defends his cousin's homosexuality... only to flip out on discovering his cousin's boyfriend is ''human''.
* InnocentInaccurate: Peep.
* InstantAwesomeJustAddNinja: The Zipper Ninja.
* TheInternetIsForPorn
* [[JesusWasWayCool Jesus Was Drunk And Bitter]]
* JiveTurkey: Brewster "Da Funk" Bombe.
* LocalHangout: The Spanked Monkey bar.
* LovecraftLite: Cthulhu, who is actually a baby, and his parents pawn him off to a babysitter.
* ManicPixieDreamGirl Freddy again.
* MarsNeedsWomen
* MeaningfulName: [[NoSocialSkills Kwerki]].
* MeetCute: Offscreen: F'ga and Bobby met when F'ga reached through a glory hole to ask for toilet paper because his stall had run out.
* MySpeciesDothProtestTooMuch: Glemph.
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%% * NaughtyTentacles: Probably covers every form of PlayingWithATrope with this.
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* OlderThanTheyLook: Chibi Sue, who is 36.
* OrphanedSeries
* PantyShot
* BlackComedyRape
* RuleThirtyFour: This comic is loaded with it.
* RunningGag
* TheLoinsSleepTonight: One of the tentacle monsters suffers from his tentacles not working once.
* ShroudedInMyth: Among other exploits, Hammer once rode the range and fought in a {{Sentai}} team... always alongside a masturbation-obsessed dip named Clem.
* SpitTake: Done dry in [[http://www.ghastlycomic.com/d/20011007.html this strip]].
* StupidSexyFlanders
* StylisticSuck: The strips drawn by Freddy.
* TakeThat:
** Several aimed at ''Webcomic/{{Megatokyo}}''.
*** These lead up to a piece of SelfDeprecation: When he compares his vasectomy to a long line of people waiting to kick him in the nuts, Largo and Piro announce they've gone three times.
** [[ComicBook/ChickTracts Jack Chick]] and his tracts are parodied mercilessly. See the next trope for the first instance. Later on, Freddy makes {{Doujinshi}} tracts.
* UsefulBook: Nort finds himself with no toilet paper, and starts yelling blasphemous things until Chick-Boy shows up and flings some tracts into the stall. Punchline "I knew there was a use for these things."
* YaoiGuys: F'ga and Bobby.
* {{Yonkoma}}

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