A WebOriginal written and performed by Elaine Carroll. It satirizes the life of actress [[MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen Mary Kate Olsen]]. Mary Kate's fictional bodyguard appears frequently in the series, and (along with Mary Kate) will occasionally co-star with Ashley. The web series is notable for [[{{Flanderization}} Flanderizing]] common media portrayals of the Olsen twins to the point of absurdity, and getting downright silly with some of its plotlines.

Can be seen [[http://www.youtube.com/user/verymarykate here]]. Also featured on Website/CollegeHumor.
!!This series provides examples of the following tropes:
* ActingForTwo: Elaine Carroll plays both Mary Kate and Ashley.
* ADayInTheSpotlight: Bodyguard.
* ArbitrarilyLargeBankAccount:
** Mary Kate bought all the real estate in Louisiana and renamed it Mary Kanada so that she could write a history paper on the Lousiana Purchase about herself.
** She also spends 30 million dollars to get her cat cloned over and over again... because it keeps dying due to her not taking care of it.
* ButtMonkey: Mary Kate's unfortunate professor.
* CloudCuckoolander: Mary Kate.
* ComicallyMissingThePoint: Bodyguard interprets one of Mary Kate's long rants about Ashley sleeping with him to be about Ashley being somewhat literate.
-->'''Mary Kate''' ''[reading Ashley's diary]'': Dear diary, Bodyguard and me kissed. It was good and I like dresses. Smiley face, heart, outline of her hand! Then she practiced upper cased J's for a few pages! Do you know what this means?!
-->'''Bodyguard''': That she's somewhat literate?
* DawsonCasting
* DumbBlonde
* EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: Other than [[MaryKateAndAshleyOlsen Mary Kate and Ashley]] and the occasional "celebrity" guest, the rest of the characters are known by their professions, such as Bodyguard and Professor. [[JustifiedTrope Although it could be that Mary Kate and Ashley's utter self-centeredness kept them from ever learning their names]].
* FeigningIntelligence: Mary Kate, especially when she has to give a presentation.
* {{Flanderization}}
* FormerChildStar
* HollywoodPudgy: [[invoked]] Professor. At least he thinks so.
* ImmuneToDrugs: Both Mary Kate and Ashley pop pills like there's no tomorrow. They eat nothing but pills and drink cocktails made out of various kinds of medications and anti-depressants. [[ImmuneToDrugs Instead of being dead]], they're merely kind of strung-out all the time.
* IveHeardOfThatWhatIsIt: Mary Kate tries to feign an interest in ''Music/TheBeatles'' to get ZacEfron to like her.
--> '''Zac Efron''': I'm really into this English band called Music/TheBeatles.
--> '''Mary Kate''': Oh yeah! Me too! Same as me! I'm the same!
--> '''Zac Efron''': Awesome! So what's your favourite song?
--> '''Mary Kate''': I... really like the song... that goes.. Bee...aa.... tles...
* MrFanservice: Bodyguard's body is rarely guarded by clothes.
* OnlySaneMan: Professor.
* PlatonicLifePartners: Despite wanting to steal his sperm to make a test-tube baby at one point, Mary Kate and Bodyguard are these. Ashley and Bodyguard on the other hand...
* PrettyWhiteKidsWithProblems: Pretty much the premise, but turned up to eleven.
* RecklessGunUsage: Mary Kate ends up shooting her cat.
* ReferenceOverdosed: ''WebVideo/VeryMaryKate'', being about a vastly exaggerated media portrayal of a famous pop-culture icon... is of course rife with pop culture references.
* ReplacementGoldfish: Mary Kate is the most negligent pet owner ever and keeps getting her cat, Comet, cloned because it keeps dying.
* RichInDollarsPoorInSense: The Olsen Twins. To ridiculous degrees. Mary Kate does not know what a potato looks like.
* StalkerWithACrush: Philip Seymour Hoffman.
* StraightMan: Bodyguard.
* ValleyGirl