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[[caption-width-right:300:Wayne, Guy, and Frank, [[StatusQuoIsGod as usual]].]]

->''"I've created horrible people."''
-->--'''Rickard Jonasson'''

'''[[http://www.twogag.com Two Guys and Guy]]''' is a M/W/F {{status quo| is god}} [[GagPerDayWebcomics gag-per-day webcomic]]. It follows the day-to-day adventures of three {{Unsympathetic Comedy Protagonist}}s: Wayne, an average slacker; Frank, who is intelligent but amoral; and [[TomboyishName Guy]], a shameless egotist who hangs around for her own amusement and profit. Their ComedicSociopathy drives the plot of each comic.

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* AcceptableTargets: In-universe. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2912 Wayne tries to take advantage of this in an attempt to fit in.]] It doesn't work.
* AlcoholInducedIdiocy: Wayne [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3041 says]] something stupid while drunk and then continues to make a [[SubvertedTrope surprisingly]] [[InvertedTrope good argument]] for it.
* AlienAbduction: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1266 Complete with]] AnalProbing.
* AllJustADream: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/142 Or rather, a product of Frank's imagination.]]
* AmbiguousGender: A briefly RecurringExtra [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2947 named]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3102 Alex]].
--->'''Wayne:''' Alex is a ''chick'', right?
--->'''Guy:''' ''Sure.''
--->''*later*''
--->'''[[StraightGay Lars:]]''' Alex is a ''dude'', right?
--->'''Wayne:''' I'll give you a ''thousand dollars'' if you find out.
* AntiClimax: "The public is asked to [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1269 keep an eye out]] for a [[FaceOfAThug burnt-faced man with a prosthetic hook for an arm]]."
* AreYouPonderingWhatImPondering: "I don't know why I thought we had the same idea. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/134 Let's do your thing]]."
* ArtEvolution: For example Guy's eyes have been getting bigger. [[ACupAngst Other parts of her]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1919 haven't]].
** And it comes back to haunt her [[http://fc08.deviantart.net/fs70/f/2012/075/5/0/2gag___types_by_drunken_novice-d4sy3oc.jpg here]]
* AxCrazy: Frank, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1374 undoubtedly.]]
* BackFromTheDead[=/=]ExpendableClone: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/47 Wayne, courtesy of Frank.]]
** And [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1636 another,]] with a touch of AdultFear.
* BewareTheQuietOnes: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 Sleep with one eye open, you two.]]
* BaitTheDog[=/=]CuteAndPsycho[=/=]FauxAffablyEvil: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058 It turns out Guy and the opposite possibility of her]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/28 aren't all that different after all.]]
* {{Blackmail}}: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1529 Guy, again]].
* BlushSticker: Everyone has them but Guy's are the biggest.
* ButtMonkey: Wayne.
** And Lardo - I mean, Lars. Who [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2435 still fares better than Wayne]] by virtue of being a nice guy.
* CallBack: The [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1573 100th strip]] calls back to the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/4 very first]].
** The [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058 346th strip]] calls back to the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/28 third]].
* [[CantHoldHisLiquor Can't Hold Her Liquor]]: Guy, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1728 evidently.]]
* CapsLockNumLockMissilesLock: Frank keeps his car's self destruct right next to the A-C options.
* CassandraTruth: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1692 "I don't understand why he left the Tesla Coil Safety Zone when I told him what would happen."]]
* CasualKink: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/134 Guy has an interesting idea of what cheers people up]].
* CelibateEccentricGenius: Frank. It's only mentioned in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/852 a couple]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3322 of]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3338 strips]] though. He seems to feel that romance gets the way of more important things, that being science, of course.
* CharacterizationMarchesOn: Frank's [[TheComicallySerious major]] [[NoSenseOfHumor personality]] [[DullSurprise traits]] are defined in the third strip. His sociopathy also isn't readily apparent until [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 this strip.]]
* CloudCuckooLander: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3304 This girl.]]
* ColdReading: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3343 Wayne's been taking psychic classes and they work... sort of.]]
* ComedicSociopathy: Everyone, especially Guy and Frank.
** The author will also deliberately invoke this trope in his blog comments related to the comic, making himself appear this way to further the joke.
* ComicalOverreacting[=/=]DramaQueen: Subverted and Inverted in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3323 this strip]]:
--> '''Guy''': What's Wayne doing?
--> '''Frank''': Overreacting.
--> '''Wayne''': I gazed upon the soul of the devil... and the devil '''''gazed back!'''''
--> '''Frank''': You gazed the soul of '''''"A"''''' devil and '''''"A"''''' devil gazed back. He's got a bit of a flare for the dramatic.
* ComicTrio: Typically, Guy is the leader/navigator, Frank the idiot/driver (though he enables the situation through his apathy rather than his ignorance), and Wayne the complainer/backseat, though the roles can shift depending on the joke.
** Perfect role correspondence [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1000 here]].
* TheComicallySerious: Frank, epitomized [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/997 here]].
* CompensatingForSomething: Wayne tends to do this a lot, see TestosteronePoisoning.
* ContinuityNod: Yeah, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1397 totally]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/58 lame]]...
** Apparently, the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 reversecism]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 worked]].
* CrapsackWorld
* CuteIsEvil: Guy.
* TheCutie: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3058 Played With Guy's opposite possibility of herself.]]
* DarkSkinnedRedhead: Guy.
* DidntThinkThisThrough: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3295 Frank, surprisingly, in this strip]].
* DiscriminateAndSwitch: Guy refuses to shake hands with one-armed people, but for the same reason she won't do so with [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3318 those who don't own sinks]].
* DoomsdayDevice: Frank is making these all the time.
* DoubleStandardAbuseFemaleOnMale: When Guy provokes strange men, Wayne gets sent to the hospital, via speed dial.
* DullSurprise: Frank.
* EvilCannotComprehendGood: Wayne's life and friendships are so messed up that he honestly has no idea how to react when someone acts nice to him for a change.
* EvilMeScaresMe: Well, Guy only keeps her LeakingCanOfEvil sealed up because she would be annoyed by [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3224 the reactions of the authorities]].
* ExactWords: It would appear “[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/63 group therapy]]” means something different when it comes to Guy.
** This also seems to be a habit with Frank, as evidenced [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/141 here]] and [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/854 here]].
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/860 Guy as a beach bully pulls this too.]]
** UFO means "unidentified flying object." [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1877 If Frank can identify it, then it's not a UFO.]]
* FailedASpotCheck: Evidently, Guy's default state of being. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1180 Observe.]]
* FanServicePack: In the early days of the strip, [[ViewerGenderConfusion Guy looked very much like a man]]. As the strip continued, however, her hair went from [[BoyishShortHair boyishly short]] to womanly big, [[DarkSkinnedRedHead she got a nice tan]], and her [[HartmanHips form filled out quite nicely]] .
* FieryRedhead: Guy
* FormFittingWardrobe: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1694 Wayne's on Guy]], the second example [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2497 is stuff she bought herself]] and so doesn't count.
* ForScience: This summarizes at least half of what Frank does, including [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2019 this.]]
* ForTheEvulz: This summarizes how Wayne's and '''especially''' Guy's mentalities work.
* FunnyBackgroundEvent: Despite frequently eating at a sushi bar, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/10 Wayne apparently still can’t hold chopsticks properly]].
** You’ll notice in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/141 this strip]] that Frank is setting a rat trap in the first two panels.
** Guy's magazines are frequently titled something funny.
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2862 Guy's sign]] [[WavingSignsAround at the protest/rally]], apparently even she doesn't know what she's doing here.
* GodwinsLaw: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3364 Apparently, that Hitler comparison wasn't as accurate as people thought.]]
* GoodAngelBadAngel: Guy has [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 more than two]] and none of them are good.
* GoldDigger: Guy. She even considers Wayne's father as a potential MealTicket.
* GuestStrip: Plenty of examples. Some examples include [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3301 this]], [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3268 this]], and [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3260 this]].
* GypsyCurse: Subverted in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/139 this strip]] in that while she doesn’t appear to have any supernatural powers, she has [[WhyDontYouJustShootHim other ways of making Wayne suffer]].
* HartmanHips: While Guy's hips are slimmer than normal, the rest of her is so thin that these stand out. Though as of [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3284 August 2014]], her shoulders have become more broad and her hips slimmed down a little.
* HeroicComedicSociopath: Frank, though the "heroic" part is mostly nominal. Guy sometimes too.
* HypocriticalHumor: "[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/10 Effin' perverts!]]"
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 "He's dangerous, ya should kill him!" "Maybe later."]]
* {{Jerkass}}es
* InMediasRes: Every single strip is started without any notion at all of HowWeGotHere. ([[LostInMediasRes Not that it matters, anyway.]])
* KillerRabbit: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3303 Frank's goldfish, apparently]].
* KissingCousins: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3023 Wayne's 87.5% solution]]
* LimitedWardrobe: Lampshaded in [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1867 #134, "Makeover"]].
* LiteralMetaphor: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/201 “Don’t go into my closet.”]]
* TheMadHatter: Frank. See "Ax Crazy."
** Conversed [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1284 here]].
* MadScientist: Frank.
* MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1552 Provides]] the page image.
* MasculineGirlFeminineBoy: Wayne and Guy, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/297 evidently]].
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2917 No kidding.]]
* MindScrew : [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1549 Done]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1930 often]].
* MorallyAmbiguousDoctorate: Frank has a diploma [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1505 in applied pseudoscience.]]
* NeverGetsDrunk: Frank, seemingly.
** Well SOMETHING happened after [[http://fc00.deviantart.net/fs71/f/2011/362/7/c/2gag___overindulge_by_drunken_novice-d4khbk5.jpg this party!]]
* NiceGuy: Lars and his friends, who seem to the {{Good Counterpart}}s to Wayne, Guy and Frank.
* NoSenseOfHumor: Frank.
* NonindicativeName: Guy, who is the girl.
* NotWhatItLooksLike: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/138 No, that’s… uh, Wayne’s cousin!]]
* OnlyKnownByTheirNickname: Guy.
* OnlySaneMan: Averted. Up until the [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/43 5th strip]], you might have thought Frank was. You’d be [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/44 very]], [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/47 very]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/201 wrong]].
** When he does show up, Lars is relegated to this duty.
* PlayingCyrano: Unfortunately, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/852 Wayne chose Frank to be this.]]
-->Frank: No, I said I’ve turned down romance in favor of science.
* PokeThePoodle: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/198 “You’re surprisingly bad at this.’’]]
* [[PoweredByAForsakenChild Powered By A Dead Aunt]]: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1372 Apparently, Frank's car]].
* PowerGlows: Subverted when Frank gives Wayne superpowers: the glowing ''is'' the (only) power.
* RecurringExtra: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2496 This]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2734 guy]] looks suspiciously familiar.
** Wayne's cousin Lars.
** Gender-ambiguous Alex.
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3304 This blond chick.]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3341 She later becomes Wayne's roommate.]]
* RedEyesTakeWarning: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2204 subverted]]
* RedOniBlueOni: Guy and Frank, respectively.
* RuleOfFunny: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3293 Looks like even blow up dolls don't wanna wake up next to Wayne.]]
* RunningGag: Guy and Frank taking Wayne to the ICU.
** Wayne [[YouKeepUsingThatWord misusing the word "literally"]], [[DisproportionateRetribution receiving punishments from Guy as a result]].
* ShipSinking: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3361 The creator shows up in the comic.]] This guy makes a request for a pairing of his to happen in canon. Rickard is not pleased.
* ShotgunsAreJustBetter: Seems to be Frank's WeaponOfChoice.
* ShowerOfAngst: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/58 Wayne didn’t really care about that children’s book, no sir!]]
* TheSlacker: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/204 Wayne]].
* SmallNameBigEgo: Guy. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1691 Exemplifed here.]]
* StagingAnIntervention: Has a subverted intervention in which the goal is to get the character to stop hinting that he has a problem and shut up.
* StatusQuoIsGod: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 Noted especially in this strip.]]
* TheStoic: Frank, along with StoicSpectacles. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/206 This strip suggests that it may not be natural]].
-->Wayne: Frank, what’s wrong with you, man? Laugh once in awhile!
-->Guy: Yeah, you weirdo!
-->Frank: Strange. I thought I did…
* StraightGay: Lars
* StrongFamilyResemblance: Wayne, and his cousin Lars, though they are not ''[[http://www.twogag.com/archives/138 entirely]]'' identical.
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2742 They themselves don't see it]].
* TanLines: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/46 Guy has a farmer tan here]]. Which [[ContinuitySnarl strangely]] [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/860 switches to a full-body tan later]].
* TenWithATwo: After a wild party, Wayne wakes up in bed with an inflatable sex doll. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3293 The sex doll is disgusted by Wayne]].
* TerribleTrio: Guy as the leader, Wayne and Frank as the henchmen.
* TestosteronePoisoning:
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/125 Wayne needs this to counteract a very specific kind of medical exam.]]
** In a rare female example, [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2917 Guy shows she can do some nearly impossible things just to spite Wayne.]]
* TheThingThatWouldNotLeave: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/121 Please call the police.]]
* ThrowTheDogABone: DoubleSubverted. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3349 Wayne seems pretty content, having nothing to do.]]
* TomboyishName: Guy, [[CaptainObvious who is a girl]].
* {{Tsundere}}: A platonic example. [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3262 Guy]] acts this way to an adorable ferret. But this is still Guy, so the closest we see to "dere" (a sweet side) is her not slapping him off the table. It's later reveled that [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3314 Guy is like this with all adorable creatures]] because she hates the fact that [[CutenessProximity they have so much control over her]].
* TwoGuysAndAGirl named [[LampshadeHanging Guy]].
* UnfortunateNames: Wayne W. Wayne.
* UnsympatheticComedyProtagonist: All three characters.
* VitriolicBestBuds: All three, though [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1350 Guy and Wayne in particular]].
-->Jonasson: If I'm not being [[LampshadeHanging emotionally abused]], then how do I know it's [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1373 friendship]]?
** [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/3333 This pretty much sums Wayne and Guy's relationship.]]
* WeWantOurJerkBack
-->Wayne: Is this nice version of Guy freaking you out, too?
-->Frank: [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/1241 Yep.]]
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway: Frank gives Wayne a superpower: ''bioluminescence.''
-->'''Guy:''' What kind of power did you give him, anyway?
-->'''Frank:''' Bioluminescence.
-->'''Guy:''' That's... [[LampshadeHanging mediocre.]]
-->'''Frank:''' Well, it's really ''bright'' bioluminescence.
* WhoNamesTheirKidDude: Poor Wayne.
* WhoWantsToLiveForever: Actually [[http://www.twogag.com/archives/2019 played straight.]]
* WithFriendsLikeThese: Guy and Wayne hate each other and Frank couldn't care less about the two of them.
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