->''"I baked you a pie!"''\\
''"Oh boy, what flavor?"''\\
''"[[ShapedLikeItself PIE FLAVOR]]."''\\
'''''*[[MundaneMadeAwesome guitar riff]]*'''''

The '''''asdfmovies''''' (pronounced "ass-duff-moo-vee") are a series of short, [[RapidFireComedy rapid-fire]], [[SurrealHumor surreal]] Website/YouTube [[WebAnimation web cartoons]] produced by Creator/TomSka, partially adapting strips from ''[[http://www.asdfland.com/asdf/ asdfcomics,]]'' [[http://asdfman.sheezyart.com/art/browse/ his]] {{webcomic}}. The skits are short, as are the movies overall, and the humour is random, but amusing in its own, strange way. If you can keep up. Or are similarly insane. You can see them all in [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IESh6RkMSE8 this compilation]] if you haven't already.

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* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VDDBb9cRLQg [TRAILER] asdfmovie]]'' (August 8, 2008): A trailer for the first movie.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYnsfV5N2n8 asdfmovie]]''''' (August 10, 2008): The first movie. Also [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/453074 on]] {{Newgrounds}}.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hm-88oyKOzo [asdfmovie] Deleted Scene]]''''' (August 11, 2008): A DeletedScene from the first movie. [[invoked]]
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKB4h9gvmm0 asdfmovie2]]''''' (January 1, 2010): The second movie.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8PWlxfTFmyE asdfmovie2: deleted scenes]]''''' (January 8, 2010): {{Deleted Scene}}s from the second movie. [[invoked]]
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=am6fco14Gi0 marmite is terrible (asdfmite)]]''''' (April 20, 2010): A short made for a Marmite ViralMarketing campaign. [[invoked]]
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jeI3sNq3-yg asdfcomp]]'' (July 17, 2010): The announcement of a competition to make a skit to be [[AscendedFanboy remade and used]] in the third movie. This competiton garnered over a thousand entries ([[SturgeonsLaw most of them]], naturally, obvious puns or {{Non Sequitur}}s without wit).
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QzxSK3ySAEg asdfcomp - New Dog..........?]]'' (July 18, 2010): The entry that went on to win the competition.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rN78DI12iis Ritalin'd]]'' (September 9, 2010): A StylisticSuck-filled alternate third movie.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZiX8HyMQcXU asdfmovie Redux (Official)]]'' (November 11, 2010): A re-animated version of the first movie.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY6tCnu-1Do asdfmovie3]]''''' (December 30, 2010): The third movie. Also [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/561310 on]] {{Newgrounds}}. [[http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/432798 The]] [[http://soundcloud.com/tomska-1/destructive theme]] from its credits and from other videos by [=TomSka=] is available on {{Newgrounds}} and on [=SoundCloud=].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=15rEf75OHNM THE TWENTY MINUTE ASDFMOVIE]]'' (March 29, 2011): A StylisticSuck-filled movie [[LiteralGenie made in 20 minutes]], possibly for AprilFoolsDay.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1W9N42qk4vY TomSka Meets a Fangirl]]'' (August 18, 2011): A preview of the fourth movie and of other videos by [=TomSka=].
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fzirfZMWHyo "asdfmovie song" by Lil Deuce Deuce]]'' (September 1, 2011): The full version of the theme from the preview and from the fourth movie's credits. [[http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005HZ2EE8 The]] [[http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/asdfmovie-song/id458117682 song]] and its [[http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005LT8XW2 instrumental]] [[http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/asdfmovie-song-instrumental/id463902855 version]] are available on Amazon.com and on iTunes.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLg8V4IZXBQ asdfmovie4 deutsch]]'' (September 2, 2011): A German dub of the fourth movie.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYNdUM2gRsg asdfmovie4]]''''' (September 2, 2011): The fourth movie. Also [[http://fav.me/d4a9829 on]] Website/DeviantArt and [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/579750 on]] {{Newgrounds}}.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hHkKJfcBXcw I LIKE TRAINS (asdfmovie song)]]''''' (September 23, 2011): The first music video. Also [[http://fav.me/d4bdvio on]] deviantArt and [[http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/581989 on]] {{Newgrounds}}. [[http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005OZD83W The]] [[http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-like-trains/id467403804 song]] is available on Amazon.com and on iTunes.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uemIOtSvJDo I LIKE TRAINS (asdfmovie song) remix]]'' (September 30, 2011): The full version of the theme from the first music video's credits, a remix of the first music video itself. [[http://www.amazon.com/dp/B005QID83W The]] [[http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/i-like-trains-remix/id468752290 song]] is available on Amazon.com and on iTunes.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Rm0znKExPh0 I LIKE SKYRIMS]]'' (January 30, 2012): A skit.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KWPTdkLh4zE asdfmovie5 trailer]]'' (May 3, 2012): A trailer for the fifth movie.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tCnj-uiRCn8 asdfmovie5]]''''' (May 11, 2012): The fifth movie.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eM3LnNjAZh0 Tom's Dog (asdfmovie5 theme)]]'' (May 12, 2012): [[http://soundcloud.com/thelivingtombstone/toms-dog-asdfmovie5-theme The]] [[http://thelivingtombstone.bandcamp.com/track/toms-dog-asdfmovie5-theme full]] [[http://itunes.apple.com/album/toms-dog-asdfmovie5-theme/id527025939 version]] of the theme from the fifth movie's credits, from [[http://tomsdog.com/ tomsdogdotcom]], and from the ''WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}}'' video ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VGD-4TuGLY8 Eddsworld: Legacy (fundraiser)]]''. The song is available on Bandcamp and on iTunes. [[WhatCouldHaveBeen Originally]] [[http://livestre.am/1mrWu made]] for the VoiceClipSong ''[=TomSka=]'s song''.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5BbQdlP4PaU Mineturtle]]'' (May 23, 2012): [[http://soundcloud.com/thelivingtombstone/mineturtle An]] [[http://thelivingtombstone.bandcamp.com/track/mineturtle extended]] [[http://itunes.apple.com/album/toms-dog-asdfmovie5-theme/id527025939 version]] of a theme that [[WhatCouldHaveBeen was going to be used]] for the fifth movie's intro. The song is available on Bandcamp and on iTunes. [[invoked]]
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DI5_sQ8O-7Y MINE TURTLE (asdfmovie song)]]''''' (June 22, 2012): The second music video. [[http://toddbryanton.bandcamp.com/track/mine-turtle The]] [[http://www.amazon.com/dp/B008FVKYPM song]] [[http://itunes.apple.com/us/album/mine-turtle-single/id538813476 is]] available on Bandcamp, on Amazon.com, and on iTunes.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OCQOGbURs8Q Mine Turtle (feat. TomSka)]]'' (June 27, 2012): An alternate mix of the song from the second music video. The [[http://toddbryanton.bandcamp.com/track/mine-turtle-v11 song]] is available on Bandcamp.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hrzIykdka4s asdfmovie6]]''''' (February 9, 2013): The sixth movie.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=r1zFZm2wsmQ "asdfmovie6 song"]]'' (February 9, 2013): The full version of the song from the sixth movie's credits, by Lil Deuce Deuce.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?=r1zFZm2wsmQ&v=tBJNYdHPcDE DO THE FLOP.]]'' (February 9, 2013): A 10-minute-long remix by Lil Deuce Deuce of one of the skits from asdfmovie6, which features none other than the man himself as a character.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_751950&feature=iv&src_vid=tBJNYdHPcDE&v=zeBvOvq0TIk DO THE FLOP. FOR REAL.]]'' (Feb 22, 2013): A 50 second feature that Lil Deuce Deuce found good enough to put a link on his ''DO THE FLOP'' video.
* ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?annotation_id=annotation_126627&feature=iv&src_vid=r1zFZm2wsmQ&v=jrmUpWfNqRw asdfmovie6 song remix]]'' (March 8, 2013) A remix of the song from asdf 6's credits.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5xniR1GN69U asdfmovie7]]''''' (October 25, 2013): The seventh movie.
* '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlUMyKgmy6k asdfmovie: deleted scenes]]''''' (November 7, 2013): Deleted jokes from all of the previous asdfmovie episodes.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=L5inD4XWz4U EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP (asdfmovie song)]]''''': The third music video.
* '''''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=olit-B5Yldc asdfmovie8]]''''' (October 10, 2014): The eighth movie.
* '''''[[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8l6T3fwxAyw asdfmovie9]]''''' (August 7, 2015): The ninth movie.

The short skits mean that knowing what's in them will spoil the (what can loosely be called) gags very easily, so '''we recommend you watch the movies before reading the trope list'''. It won't take long.

If you'd love to experience ''asdfmovie'' in a book form, you're in luck -- [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7cDTaMES8I Tom published an asdfbook]] called ''Art is Dead'' (named after a Music/BoBurnham song) consisting of over 100 comics of old and new jokes. It was released on 21 October 2015.
!!This series provides examples of:

* AbsurdPhobia: A guy in 8 is afraid of backstories. His psychologist asks when it started, and he begins to scream in terror.
* ActionBomb:
** Mine Turtle.
** The man in the deleted scenes of 2 who got so upset over someone parking on his sandwich that he exploded.
** The man named Steven in 9 who will explode if he stops singing. Unfortunately, someone had to stop and say hi.
-->"'''''WHAT HAVE YOU DONE.''''' (''boom'')"
* ActuallyIAmHim: "I am your sandwich."
* AllWomenLoveShoes: Even when [[ItMakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext they are]] [[AnimateInanimateObject chairs]], women love shoes.
* AmbiguouslyGay: The ducks in the fifth movie.
"I was ''just'' about to say that!\\
"We are ''so'' in sync!"
* AnimateInanimateObject: While it's never shown to move, the chair in the fourth movie can talk. It is female, by the way.
** Also the evil tie and parking meter from the first movie.
** Not to mention the door from the sixth movie.
* AnimationBump: In the "I Like Trains" video: "[[GrossUpCloseUp I FEEL GREAT!]]"
* AnthropomorphicFood: The potato.
** There's also a cake in the first episode, who a guy cuts, but is unaware that the cake is alive. The cake then commits suicide by jumping off the table.
** In the sixth episode, there is a burger that announces that it used to be a cow.
** In the seventh and eighth episodes, a muffin who tries to get someone to eat him.
* AntiHumour: The Pointless Button scene.
* ApocalypseHow: A deleted scene has a guy spilling a glass of milk. Somehow, the average-sized glass was able to hold enough milk to drown everyone.
* AprilFoolsDay: The [[LiteralGenie twenty minute movie]] was made and released two days before this day.
* AreWeThereYet: In a deleted scene of ''asdfmovie2'', an astronaut that keeps asking this question (presumably) annoys another astronaut so much that he just says yes [[spoiler:and then leaves him outside the rocket, stranding him in space]].
* ArmiesAreEvil: The military in the sixth movie shoots down a magical flying pony for no reason other than being evil.
* ArmouredClosetGay: [[spoiler: The "You know who's gay?" guy turns out to have been this in Deleted Scenes]]
* ArtisticLicensePaleontology: Parodied by the sauropod who calls himself a Stegosaurus.
* ArtEvolution: The first three installments were [[LimitedAnimation arguably stiff]]. From the fourth film on, the animation became more fluid and the characters more expressive.
* ArtShift: The first four asdfmovies (and the "I LIKE TRAINS" music video) were each animated by completely different people, which resulted in a fair few somewhat noticeable aesthetic differences. However, from 6 onwards, all asdf-related media is handled by the same animator - Ben 'Wonchop' Smallman.
** Most of the 'Drunk Science' backstory in the Mine Turtle song is drawn in a much different style, although this is more of a ContinuityNod; instead of playing off prior asdfmovie skits like the rest of the song, it refers to another [=TomSka=] video, done in a different style.
** In-Universe, [[spoiler: a character pulls a switch that causes the entire world to become coloured (and naked), causing an exaggerated freak-out moment.]]
* AscendedExtra: The music videos tend to do this for whoever they're about, taking a one note punchline character (the I Like Trains Kid, Mine Turtle and the Do The Flop Guy so far) and giving them a backstory.
* AxCrazy: People fire off guns, attack each other and summon random large objects with complete abandon.
* BadassAdorable: The Mine Turtle. [[{{Pun}} Cute as a button]], but will blow you up if you step on him.
* BadassBaritone:
** The potato, during his brief bout of badassery in the second movie.
** Also the big baby in movie 8, who happens to be voiced by the sultry-voiced LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}}.
* BaitAndSwitch: A guy is asked to hold a live bomb. The guy who gave him the bomb comes back a few seconds later and takes it back. No explosion, next skit. [[spoiler:In fact, the [[FreezeFrameBonus frame]] before the scene transition contains a flash bug, causing the fuse to grow back.]]
** "This is a robbery." *dramatic sting and close-up* *hangs up and walks away*. Next skit.
** In 8, a magician asks a boy, "Would you like to see a magic trick?". The boy, with a smile on his face, says... "No."
** Also in 8:
--->'''Narrator''': And now, a cow pretending to be a man.\\
'''Guy 1''': Alan, are you a cow?\\
'''Alan''': What? No!\\
'''Cow Pretending To Be A Man''': Yeah, me neither. You want to go skateboards?
** In the fifth movie, a man is seen going up to the edge of a cliff. When he gets right to the end, he floats away.
--->'''Girl 1''': Hey, you want to play catch the knife?
--->'''Girl 2''': Sure! *gets shot in the face*
--->'''Girl 1''': Man, I suck at this game.
** Since asdfmovie is a comedy series, we have a BananaPeel lying around in 9. [[spoiler: And then a banana appears, shocked.]]
** BaitAndSwitchComment: "Hey babe. Are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers."
* BearsAreBadNews: Invoked in the sixth movie.
** Averted with Desmond, the moon bear.
* BeCarefulWhatYouWishFor: From number four, both the boy who wants to be a pie and the girl who wants to go to the moon.
** And the time-traveler, who gets stepped on by a "[[ArtisticLicensePaleontology Stegosaurus]]" upon arrival.
* BetterToDieThanBeKilled: [[spoiler: The trumpeter]] in the sixth movie.
* BigNo:
** "No, llama, NOOOOOO!"
** "Die Potato!" "Nooooooooooooo!"
** "Oh no, I spilled my milk!" "You've killed us all!" "NOOOOOOOOOO--(''drowns'')"
** "Billy, nooo!!!"
*** "Billy, nein!!!"
** "[[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!]]" "NOOOOOOOOO-"
** "[[LargeHam Oh, NOOOOO--]]" is quite appropriate just before [[spoiler: punching yourself in the face because it's OppositeDay.]]
*** As well as when someone steps forward for his part in a barbershop quartet and hears a click, followed by 'Hello!'.
** "I'm going to punch your face... ''in the face.''" "NOOOO--(zoom to face ''within'' face)--OOOOO!"
** "Oh no, ''giant flying sheep!''" [[FailedASpotCheck "...Those are clouds."]] ''"NOOOOOOOO!"''
* BigYes: In a deleted scene of 2.
-->'''Astronaut 1''': AreWeThereYet\\
'''Astronaut 2''': (''sigh'') Yes.\\
'''Astronaut 1''': Yaaaa--(''cut to him [[spoiler:left outside the rocket]]'')--aaaaay! [[OhCrap Aw, crap.]]
* BlackComedy: A lot of the jokes deal with death or violence in some way, often involving suicide.
** The seventh movie has a lot more of this in comparison to the previous six.
** Likewise, 9 has a noticeably large amount of this:
--> "Jimmy, take out the dog"
--> "Yes, mother." *[[BoomHeadshot YELP!]]*
--> "...for a ''walk'', Jimmy!"
* TheBlank: ''WebAnimation/ASDFMovie 4'': [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e3agYXoWYf8 "Well, I stole your face!"]]
* BlatantLies: Also doubles as BadLiar. The puppy in six.
-->"Oh, careful, honey; he [the dog] has a knife!"\\
"What? No, no I don't."
* BlessedWithSuck:
** Tree powers, activate!
** Invisible Billy. Playing catch with him using a frisbee is difficult (and quite lethal), to say the least.
* BloodyHilarious: Especially when a character gets [[BoomHeadshot shot in the face]]. Almost everything is in black and white, even flames, [[SplashOfColor but blood is made red anyway]].
* BoomHeadshot:
** "Hey guys, check out my new camera! [[FailedASpotCheck Oh, wait, this isn't a camera."]]
** "QUICK! [[SuicideByCop Shoot me in the face!"]] (Shoots him in the face)
** "BANANA FIGHT!!" (Shoots him in the head) "NO!"
* BreakingTheFourthWall: The very end of asdfmovie9; after a [[BlackComedy rather dark]] joke is made, the recipient of the joke laughs briefly before the camera zooms in on his face at which point he looks directly at the viewer and sternly says "Comedy."
* BreakoutCharacter: Lots of these. Tom has even gone on record as saying that he enjoys creating at least one consistent character for each episode (where the skits typically adhere to NegativeContinuity) to see if they'll stoke interest with the fans.
** Following his debut in the second movie, the "I Like Trains" kid was apparently liked enough to show up in the third movie as well as in taking a starring in LilDeuceDeuce's "I Like Trains" music video. There was even a fad around about the time of the fourth movie where various YouTubers twisted around the wording of the original phrasing.
* BrickJoke: Let's just say that if there's an original joke, it'll show up again in another episode with a new twist on it.
** In the second movie:
*** The "I Like Trains" kid says "I like trains." to his dad. [[spoiler:It runs over someone else instead in the next skit.]]
*** Desmond the Moonbear is questioning why he's on the moon. In the seventh [[spoiler:[[KilledOffForReal he succumbed to the uninhabitable surface on the moon.]]]]
*** A driving llama falls off a cliff. In the fifth movie, it lands on someone.
** In the third movie, a guy named Joey climbs into a friend's mouth. In the fourth movie, he crawls out.
** In the fourth movie:
*** [[spoiler:the newspaper headline says the potato died.]]
*** A piano lands on someone. In the fifth movie, someone lands on a piano.
** In the fifth movie, a kid wonders if his pony can fly, which it does. In the sixth movie, the pony is spotted and shot down by some gunmen. [[spoiler:[[ChekhovsBoomerang In the Deleted Scenes]], the slain pony's head falls on a man, who says "I LOVE IT!" while giving a thumbs up.]]
* TheBusCameBack: The "I Like Trains" Kid in 9, although in a phone call rather than in person.
* CallBack:
** [[ContinuityPorn All over the place]] in the ''Mine Turtle'' music video.
** The "Stegosaurus" returns in the deleted scenes.
** The I Like Trains Kid returns in asdfmovie9, via a call.[[note]]Making it a [[AccidentalPun literal Call Back]].[[/note]]
* TheCameo:
** Spamcat from ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T7JoZ7zobc0 Bing and Spamcat]]'' and ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a6O3DR5Bo1E TFL: Late (bing and spamcat 2)]]'' appears in the [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Ritalin'd movie]].
** From asdf movie 6, Jason Steele from [[Creator/FilmCow Film Cow]], Duke from [[http://www.youtube.com/user/dukerecordings Dukerecordings]] and [[http://www.youtube.com/user/DukeLovesYou DukeLovesYou]], and Michael Stevens from ''[[WebVideo/VSauce Vsauce]]'' provides a few lines.
** From ''7'' and ''8'', Sam Lavagnino (a.k.a [[WebAnimation/BravestWarriors Catbug]]) plays a [[CheerfulChild upbeat]], [[BlackComedy suicidal]] muffin, complete with a [[EnforcedPlug plug]].
** LetsPlay/{{Markiplier}} and LetsPlay/PewDiePie made a few cameos in ''8''. Mark also cameos in ''9''.
** WebVideo/{{Danisnotonfire}} and WebVideo/AmazingPhil lent their voices for a skit in ''9''.
** From the "Everybody Do The Flop" song, Music/TheLivingTombstone, [[VideoGame/{{Minecraft}} Steve]], [[Music/{{Vocaloid}} Hatsune Miku]], and [[VideoGame/TeamFortress2 the Scout]] appear around the 0:47 minute mark.
*** [[VisualNovel/{{Danganronpa}} Monokuma]] pops up in one of the preview shots of all of the videos taking after The Flop too, around the 0:42 mark.
* CarnivoreConfusion: Inverted. The muffin from episode 7 ''wants'' to be eaten, but none of the people he meets want to eat him.
* CentipedesDilemma: One man is told to not think about cats. He immediately begins spewing cats from his mouth.
* CharacterLevel: *punches a random guy in the face* LEVEL UP!
* ChuckCunninghamSyndrome: The BreakoutCharacter "I Like Trains" kid disappears after the third movie. Enforced, as his voice actor Edd Gould passed away, and presumably TheCharacterDiedWithHim. He's made cameo appearances since though, which are either voiceless or use archived audio.
** The potato from the "Die Potato" skits, a recurring skit in the first 3 movies, is absent from the fourth movie onward.
*** [[spoiler: KilledOffForReal: If you look closely at the newspaper the man's reading in the fourth movie, the headline story reads "Potato Found Dead". Meaning someone finally did kill him.]]
* {{Cloudcuckooland}}: All of the characters are completely out of touch with the reality we know. For good reason.
* ComedicSociopathy
* ContinuityCavalcade: The Mine Turtle song.
* CoolShades: The potato in the second movie, as well as the "I Like Trains" kid in the I Like Trains song. Additionally, the "Do the Flop" guy.
* CrapsaccharineWorld: Vibrant, whimsical, erratic, and casually murderous are all fitting descriptors.
* CreatorCameo: Twice in Mine Turtle: two versions of Ridgewell appear - his WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}} AuthorAvatar [[spoiler: (as a sphinx in one of turtle's photos)]] and the "realistic" version, which created the first Mine Turtle.
* CreepyChild: The "I Like Trains" kid.
** LikeFatherLikeSon: His dad is creepy too.
* CutenessOverload: "I'm allergic to adorableness!"
* DanceSensation: "Everybody do the FLOP!" ''(thud)''
** A ten-minute video was made out of this two-second gag.
*** Then there was a fan-made "Real Life" version.
* DarkerAndEdgier: asdfmovie7 stands out as being the darkest entry in the series by far; notably, there's a lot more jokes involving death and suicide. Doesn't stop it from being over-the-top and silly though.
** while it is no asdfmovie7, asdfmovie9 is markedly darker than asdfmovie8; while it has nowhere the amount of jokes about suicide, it amps up the BlackComedy to the point it stands firmly as the second darkest asdfmovie.
* DeathSeeker: The muffin in asdfmovie 7 and 8. And he looks [[MoodDissonance so happy about it]]!
* DepartmentOfRedundancyDepartment: "POINTLESS BUTTON: Warning, pointless"
* DeliberatelyMonochrome: Other than the occasional SplashOfColor. Lampshaded in episode 7 when the characters turn on the color and are freaked out by it for the rest of the video, presumably because [[spoiler:everyone's naked.]]
* DepthDeception:
** In asdfmovie 4, that kid trying to grab a ball thrown at him isn't standing far away. He's just really small. And gets squished under the ball.
** [[https://vine.co/v/ewJLEh9qMMB One deleted asdfmovie9 gag]] showed two people looking at a paper airplane...that promptly flew down and crushed them both (judging by the splattery blood trails).
* DerangedAnimation
* DisappearedDad: The final joke of asdfmovie9.
-->'''Person 1''': "Hey! Wanna see an impression of my dad?"\\
'''Person 2''': Sure.\\
(''[[StealthHiBye Person 1 is suddenly gone]]'')
* DisproportionateRetribution:
** "Now, son, don't touch that cactus!" *kid levitates and attaches himself to the cactus* '''[[IHaveNoSon "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME."]]'''
** "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"
** "BANANA FIGHT!" (gunshot) "NO!"
** "Do you know who's gay? You." (stabbed in the chest) "Aw, come on!"
*** "Do you know who's gay? Y-- *Hit by a train*
** "Nice hat." "Thanks!" "I was being sarcastic." "Well, I stole your face!" *Man grabs his face to find out it is indeed gone*
** Inverted: "ALIEN ATTACK!!!" "Throw the CHEEEEEESE!!!!!"
** "Hey, it says 'Gullible' on the ceiling." "... Oh, so it doe-- Aww, ye stole my lungs."
** "Got your nose!" *Door kicked down* "LOOK OUT!!! HES GOT A NOSE!!!!" *Bangbangbangbangbang*
* DissonantSerenity: In the deleted scenes, the guy turning the jack-in-the-box in the middle of a murder scene with several bloody corpses strewn about.
* DontTryThisAtHome: At the end of the [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Ritalin'd movie]].
* TheDoorSlamsYou:
-->"Knock knock!"\\
"Who's there?"\\
"''THE DOOR!''"
* DramaticGunCock: "Die, potato!" ''(click)'' '''''[[TheDogBitesBack "NOT]] [[TookALevelInBadass TODAY."]]'''''
* DrivenToSuicide: "Goodbye, world." "[[GeniusLoci World]]: "Okay, Jim, I'll see you around! Where ya goi-AWW OH NO! Aw that's not what I thought he meant by that at all!"
** The cake in the first one throws himself off of the table in front of his 2 little cupcakes.
** [[SuicideByCop "Quick, shoot me in the face!"]] [[BoomHeadshot *headshot*]]
** "You'll never take me alive!", *trumpet sound*
** "Wanna eat a muffin?" "No thanks." "But I wanna die!"
** Every second skit in asdfmovie7 is related to suicide in some way.
* DullSurprise: Two guys standing around. One guy crawls out of someone from the previous movie, with another guy watching.
-->'''Other guy:''' "Oh."
** A guy walks off a ledge only to fall upward...
--->'''Guy:''' Oh, okay.
** Yet another guy wonders whether his pony can fly. [[spoiler: It can.]]
--->'''Guy:''' Huh.
* EarlyInstallmentWeirdness: The first three films had significantly slower pacing, stiffer animation and at least one skit that went on longer than five seconds, all of which greatly improved by the fourth one.
* EarthShatteringKaboom: The "Mine Turtle" music video ends with the Earth exploding because of the Mine Turtles.
* EdibleAmmunition: "'''THROW THE''' '''''CHEEEEEESE!!!''''''" It doesn't work.
%%** Earlier in the video, one guy declares a "banana fight" before being [[BoomHeadshot shot in]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor the head.]]
* [[EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs Everything's Better With Dinosa-]][[KilledMidSentence *stomped*]] '''[[ArtisticLicensePaleontology "I AM A STEG-O-SAURUS!"]]'''
** This particular skit is repeated in the Mine Turtle music video, resulting in the "Stegosaurus" being blown up by the Mine Turtle. Then a whole army of Mine Turtles comes out of the time machine, leading to a hilarious instance of PhlebotinumKilledTheDinosaurs.
* EverythingsBetterWithLlamas: Though trying to teach one to drive may not be the best of ideas...
* EverythingsBetterWithRainbows: "Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual." "How can you tell?" "[[VomitIndiscretionShot RAAAINBOOOOOWS]]"
** "Doing an internet" makes a rainbow come out of the computer.
** The trains in "I Like Trains" produce rainbows.
* EvilLaugh: From the evil tie.
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: The Pointless Button.
* ExactWords:
** The MadScientist in ''asdfmovie2'' who admittedly ''did'' teach a llama to drive...although not very well, judging by the llama driving off a cliff.
** In the "deleted scenes" video, a doctor tells a man that he has brain cancer, but due to sudden pineapples, he is instantly cured...[[spoiler:because his head becomes a pineapple]].
* EyeScream:
** In 6, a man is told carrots are good for ones' eyesight. He jams carrots into his eyes.
*** MajorInjuryUnderreaction: All the man does after jamming the carrots into his eyes is remark that the other guy lied to him.
** In the "deleted scenes" video, a man is told by an unseen voice to look towards them. He does so, and his eyes begin pulsating and sizzling is heard, and it's revealed that [[spoiler:the voice belonged to the Sun]].
-->"Ha ha, now you're blind!"
* FailedASpotCheck: "Hey, guys, check out my new camera." [[BoomHeadshot *headshot*]] "Oh, wait, this isn't a camera."
* FingerGun: This is how the kid in the fourth movie mugs the mugger.
* FlyingSaucer: Which gets cheese thrown at it.
* FollowTheLeader: asdf in Real Life, asdf in LEGO, asdf in VideoGame/{{Minecraft}}, asdf in Happy Wheels, asdf in VideoGame/ModernWarfare3, asdf in Black Ops 2. All of them play the audio of one or multiple of the asdf videos and attempt to get them to look as close to possible as the original. They meet with varying degrees of success. It got a point where they made a [[http://doubleupgaming.co.uk/asdfmovie6-top-remakes/ website]] with all the best remakes and remixes of the various videos and spin-offs.
* FoodFight: {{Defied|Trope}} in ''4''.
-->'''Guy''': Banana fight!
-->[[spoiler:(guy gets shot from offscreen)]]
-->'''Offscreen''': NO!!
* FreezeFrameBonus:
** In the trailer for the fifth movie, [[spoiler:Tom's dog's dog tag briefly shows the face of the "I Like Trains" kid before switching to "TOM'S DOG"]]
** In the third movie's skit with the bomb, [[spoiler:the fuse goes back to its original height for a single frame at the end]], though this is most likely just a {{Blooper}} (as it doesn't seem to happen in the {{Newgrounds}} version). [[invoked]]
** In the 5th movie, right before [[spoiler:the car lands on the guy next to Mine Turtle, you can see a smile on his face for a SPLIT second.]]
** The guys who do the flop frown as they fall to the ground.
** A potato appears by the dragon in the ''I Like Skyrims'' video after the dragonborn [[CaptainErsatz Ersatz]] summoned a train with his shout.
** In the "Mine Turtle" music video, the mad scientist who taught a llama to drive can be ''very'' briefly seen in one scene, [[CallForward looking at a llama in a petting zoo]].
** During the "Everybody Do the Flop" music video, a newspaper featuring the Flop mentions an "Increase in Standing Up School Dropouts". Also, there is a book titled "I Wish I Knew How to Come Up with Humorous Book Titles".
* FrenchJerk: He won't run out of muffins because he works at ze muffin factory.
* FundamentallyFunnyFruit: Suddenly, Pineapples!
* GenerationXerox: It's implied in ''2'' that the I Like Trains Kid's love for trains is taken from his father.
* GeniusLoci: The Earth in asdfmovie3, the Moon in asdfmovie5, Saturn and the Sun in asdfmovie7, and the Sun again in the deleted scenes.
* GiantFootOfStomping: Courtesy of the "[[ArtisticLicensePaleontology Stegosaurus.]]"
* GoneHorriblyWrong: In the third music video, The Do The Flop Guy's dance craze starts to go downhill when someone does the flop onto a [[ActionBomb Mine Turtle]], and it only worse from there. Turns out that [[DidntThinkThisThrough falling flat onto your face]] can be bad for your health.
* GratuitousGerman: The fourth movie was made in German... on an English only channel just because.
* GrossUpCloseUp: Two in the third one, namely [[MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext "I AM PUNCHING YOUR SALAD!"]] and "YOU'RE DEAD TO ME!".
** Plus one more at the beginning of the sixth one.
* HisNameReallyIsBarkeep: Do The Flop Guy's real name is revealed to be Dougal Flopguy in the third music video.
* HoistByHisOwnPetard: Hilarious combination of [[spoiler:OppositeDay]] and BigNo in the fifth movie.
* HollywoodSilencer: Jimmy, from the beginning of ''9'', uses a pistol with one to [[ComicallyMissingThePoint take out the dog]].
* HomosexualReproduction: One of two potential punchlines in ''9'', where [[spoiler:a woman excitedly tells her lover that she's pregnant. We then learn that her lover is a woman, who is understandably confused]].
* HughMann: The Cow Pretending to be a Man in ''8''. His "[[PaperThinDisguise disguise]]" consists of a hat and a skateboard.
* IFellForHours: [[spoiler: The driving llama from asdfmovie 2 had been falling for ''years'' before [[BrickJoke showing up in #5.]]]]
* IHaveAFamily: "AHHH! Why would you do this? I have a wife and family!"
* IHaveNoSon: "Now, son, don't touch that cactus." *son levitates and attaches himself to the cactus* ''YOU'RE DEAD TO ME."
* ImAHumanitarian:
** Slight variation in asdfmovie3: "Joey, did you eat my sandwich?" [[ActuallyIAmHim "I am your sandwich."]]
** The guy in asdfmovie9 who asks "Are you gonna eat that?" and points at something..with the next shot showing that he's pointing [[EatsBabies at a baby]].
*** Considering that [[spoiler:she responds with "No, you can have it.", she may be one as well]].
* ImpaledWithExtremePrejudice: In asdfmovie9, a man getting ready to do a pole vault gets randomly impaled by a jousting knight right before he lifts off the ground.
* ImplausibleDeniability: A talking dog claims that he isn't holding a knife. Said knife SticksToTheBack and is not covered in any way. Bonus points for the dog being a BadLiar.
* ImpossibleTheft:
** "I stole your face!"
** "Aww, ye stole my lungs."
* ImprobableWeaponUser: THROW THE CHEEEEEEEESE!
* InfantImmortality: Seemingly averted: "Honey, [[ManOnFire why is the baby on fire?]]" but actually played straight in that the baby suffers no ill effects and actually smiles whilst still being on fire.
** NoOneCouldSurviveThat: Some kids seem indestructible; to wit the "I Like Trains" kid and his assumed SpiritualSuccessor the airplane baby. (Then again, they could be asdf's version of [[TheyKilledKennyAgain Kenny]].)
** Averted with the girl drawing a bear... ''on a real bear''. (CHOMP)
** The girl who jaywalks.
* IResembleThatRemark: Two characters try to [[StagingAnIntervention hold an intervention]] for [[SerialKiller Larry]] who keeps [[NeckSnap snapping people's necks]] without realizing it. He denies having such a problem then snaps their necks too.
* IsThereADoctorInTheHouse: In the sixth movie, when a guy standing beside someone lying on the ground and choking:
-->'''Guy:''' Is anybody here a doctor?\\
'''Doctor:''' I am!\\
'''Guy:''' Well you're a nerd! *high-fives choking guy*
* ItOnlyWorksOnce: Throwing cheese at a FlyingSaucer causes an explosion in the [[StylisticSuck twenty minute movie]] but has no noticeable effect in the fourth movie.
* {{Jerkass}}: Marmite
* KilledMidSentence:
** "You know who's gay? Y-" *run over by a train*
** "It worked! My time machine wor-" *crushed by a dinosaur*
* KnockKnockJoke:
-->[[spoiler:'''Door''']]: Knock Knock!\\
'''Guy''': Who's there?\\
[[spoiler:'''Door''': The door!]]
** In asdfmovie8:
-->[[spoiler:'''Reflection''']]: Knock knock!\\
'''Guy''': Who's there?\\
[[spoiler:'''Reflection''': A mirror!]]\\
'''Guy''': I am lonely.
* [[LandMineGoesClick Mine Turtle Goes Click]]: "Hello! :D" (button on shell is pressed) *[[MadeOfExplodium BOOM!]]*
** Bringing an entirely new meaning to ClickHello.
* TheLastOfTheseIsNotLikeTheOthers:
-->'''Girl''': I like singing!\\
'''Boy''': I like dancing!\\
'''"I Like Trains" kid''': I like trains.
* LetsMeetTheMeat:
** From asdfmovie6:
-->'''Off-screen voice:''' Hello, burger!\\
'''Burger:''' I used to be a cow!\\
'''Off-screen voice:''' Oh.
** Non-meat example in ''7'', but it's still a suicidal muffin asking to be eaten.
* LiteralGenie: The [[StylisticSuck twenty minute movie]] provides a meta-example, as rather than being 20 minutes long, it was made ''in'' 20 minutes -- the commenter who inspired it said to make one '''for''' 20 minutes, after all.
* LiteralMinded: One character is told carrots are good for one's eyesight. He tries to test it by jamming two large carrots into his eye-sockets.
** In fact, some jokes in the series are literal-minded.
** One guy tells another to turn his frown upside-down. He does...along with the rest of his head.
*** But he was smiling when he did that, so...
** Another character, about to shoot himself, says "goodbye, world". [[GeniusLoci The Earth]] then says "Okay, Jimmy, where you headed? OH! OH GOD! That's not what I thought he meant by that at all!"
* MadeOfExplodium: The Mine Turtle.
* MadeOfPlasticine: Invisible Billy is sliced by a mere frisbee.
* MajorInjuryUnderreaction:
** You'd think that being asked to hold a knife and then getting stabbed by said knife would elicit a less silent reaction.
** In 9, a kid asks a pregnant mother if her child can "come out to play". The baby casually bursts out through the mom's stomach, and no one thinks anything wrong about it.
* MakesJustAsMuchSenseInContext: About 99% of the jokes are this.
* ManOnFire:
** "Marmite, why does no one like you?" *guy catches fire* "Oh yeah."
** [[https://youtu.be/oY6tCnu-1Do?t=58 "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!"]]
* [[MegatonPunch Megaton Kick]]: "When I grow up, I wanna go to the moon!" ''"Why wait?"''
* MomentKiller: The Moon in the fifth movie.
* MoodWhiplash: "I'm allergic to adorableness!" [[CuteKitten *Kitten lands on face*]] "Awwwwww." [[spoiler:*Cut to his tombstone*]]
* MuggingTheMonster: In the fourth movie.
-->"You're getting mugged, kid."\\
"No, you're getting mugged."\\
(The kid mugs the mugger with [[FingerGun only his fingers]]. The mugger lampshades it despite throwing his hands in the air and shaking with fear)\\
* MundaneMadeAwesome: The Series.
* MyGodWhatHaveIDone: The cake segment. Complete with a BigNo at the end.
* NakedPeopleAreFunny: An ArtShift gag in ''7'' reveals ''every single person so far'' has been naked this whole time, the monochromatic art style just didn't make it obvious.
* NeckSnap:
** One character tells another to turn their frown upside down. [[LiteralMinded They do]].
** In another video, two characters try to [[StagingAnIntervention hold an intervention]] for [[SerialKiller Larry]], who keeps doing this to people without realizing it. [[IResembleThatRemark He denies having such a problem, then snaps their necks too]].
* NeverLearnedToRead: "Ahaha, I can't read."
* NiceHat: "Thanks." [[SarcasmMode "I was being sarcastic."]] [[ImpossibleTheft "Well I stole your face."]] (Guy slaps his own blank face and finds it gone)
* NiceJobBreakingItHero: In the seventh movie, when some people are trying to stop somebody from jumping off the building, the flop guy from the sixth movie comes in and does his dance. Everybody flops including the one from the building.
* NightmareFace:
** '''"YOU'RE DEAD TO ME."'''
* NoNameGiven: There usually isn't enough time.
** EveryoneCallsHimBarkeep: The "I Like Trains" kid and "Do The Flop" Guy.
** HisNameReallyIsBarkeep: The latter's real name (revealed in music video) is Dougal Flopguy.
* NonStandardCharacterDesign: Marmite.
* ObliviouslyEvil: Larry, who keeps [[NeckSnap breaking people's necks]], and doesn't even know he's doing it.
* OffscreenMomentOfAwesome: Played with.
-->''"And now: the funniest thing you've ever seen, from really far away."''
* OppositeDay: In the fifth movie, a bully goes to punch another guy in the face, but when reminded of what day it is, the bully shouts "OH NOOO--" as he punches himself in the face.
* OrganTheft: Lungs, specifically. Also a face was stolen in the fourth movie..
* OrphanedPunchline: The funniest thing you've ever seen, from really far away. The first line is almost impossible to hear properly, the rest of it is much clearer.
* PaperThinDisguise: The cow.
* ParentalAbandonment: "I think we should just be friends." (beat) "[[BaitAndSwitch Mot]][[WhamLine her...]]"
* PhlebotinumKilledTheDinosaurs: PlayedForLaughs in the Mine Turtle music video; see EverythingsBetterWithDinosaurs.
* PianoDrop: "Whose idea was this?!"
* PintSizedPowerhouse: The butterfly in the ninth movie that lifts a girl up by her finger and takes her away.
-->"She's mine now, John."
* PokemonSpeak: The "I Like Trains" kid usually only ever says... well, guess.
* ProperlyParanoid: "My tie is evil and it's going to kill meeeeeeee..."
* RailEnthusiast: The "I Like Trains" kid.
* RapidAging: The kid's birthday present is got older to turn an elder.
-->'''First Person''': Hey, what did you get for your birthday\\
'''Second Person''': I got...older!\\
'''First Person:''' (Laughs)\\
'''Second Person:''' (Quickly turns elderly)\\
'''First Person:''' AAAAAAAAAAH- That is weird...
* RapidFireComedy: Especially with skits lasting several seconds on average.
* ReactiveContinuousScream: The guy whose face got punched in the face. He starts screaming, and it zooms in to his face, who is also screaming but at a higher pitch.
* RealityEnsues:
** Desmond the Moon Bear is seen again in episode 7. [[spoiler:He's dead. No air on the moon, you know.]]
** In the fourth episode, aliens attack. A onlooker heroically yells, "Throw! The! '''CHEESE!'''" People then throw a ton of cheese... and it all just bounces off the spaceship.
** Partway through the music video "Everybody Do The Flop", the "Do The Flop" guy eventually comes to realize the obvious dangers of falling down onto one's face. He then spends some time to try to come up with a new sensation, only to give up when he realize it's tough to force a new fad onto the public.
* RecursiveReality:
** "I'm gonna punch your face... in the face!"
** "I baked you a pie!" "Oh boy! What flavor?!" "PIE FLAVOR."
* RidiculouslyCuteCritter: The Mine Turtle.
* RuleOfThree: A notable trait in the videos, starting with the "I like trains" kid. These gags appear early in the movie, typically to introduce the character, again towards the middle, and then at the very end to lead into the credits. Sometimes they will make an appearance in the next movie (or movies) as well. Examples include the "I Like Trains" kid, the mine turtle, the suicidal muffin, and the skateboarding cow pretending to be a man.
* RunningGag:
** "Die, potato!"
*** [[TheDogBitesBack "Not]] [[TookALevelInBadass today."]]
** [[TheScottishTrope I like trains]].
** [[MadeOfExplodium Hello! *BOOM*]]
** The happy muffin who [[DeathSeeker wants to be eaten]].
** In the deleted scenes, "SUDDENLY, PINEAPPLES".
** The cow pretending to be a man.
--> "You guys want to go skateboards?"
* SchmuckBait: The "Pointless Button". It does absolutely nothing.
** DoubleSubversion: There ''WAS'' the word "Gullible" on the ceiling, but the guy looking gets his lungs stolen.
** Anyone who steps on the Mine Turtle [[MadeOfExplodium gets a face full of boom.]] The last guy is smart enough not to step on it... [[spoiler:and is [[BrickJoke crushed by the llama car from asdfmovie2.]]]]
* TheScottishTrope / SpeakOfTheDevil:
** "I like trains."
** "Piano!" *PianoDrop* "Whose idea was this?!"
* SerialKiller: Larry, who keeps [[NeckSnap snapping people's necks]] without realizing it. When two characters try to [[StagingAnIntervention hold an intervention]] for him, [[IResembleThatRemark he denies having such a problem then snaps their necks too]].
* ShapedLikeItself:
** "I'm gonna punch your face! '''IN THE FACE.'''" [[spoiler:The victim turns out to have a tiny face on his face.]]
* ShipperOnDeck: The Moon in asdfmovie 5.
-->"Hey! You two should kiss!"
* ShootTheDog: Literally! The 9th movie opens with a boy misinterpreting his mother's request to "take out the dog".
-->"...for a ''walk'', Jimmy!"
* ShoutOut:
** One of the people shown doing the Flop in the ''EVERYBODY DO THE FLOP'' music video is a {{LEGO}} Minifig with a shirt reading "I ♥ [[VideoGame/LEGOCityUndercover Chase McCain]]".
** "Honey, why is the baby on fire?" "BUY ME MORE JEWELRY!" from ASDF 3 is a reference to ''VideoGame/TheSims''.
** Tom's asdf-comic book ''Art is Dead'' is named after a Music/BoBurnham song.
* SlapstickKnowsNoGender:
** "When I grow up I want to go to the moon!" ''"Why wait?"''
** Many of asdfmovie 7's gags involve women and death.
* SomethingCompletelyDifferent: "And now, Ducks."
* SpiritualSuccessor: To the ''WebAnimation/{{Eddsworld}}'' videos ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E_cBajja2po Tom's Tales Of Awesome]]'', ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iS4HhWmzxto Edd's tales of Boredom]]'', and ''[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eh6dfwURbB0 Tom's Tales of Brilliance]]''. Tom even admitted it on [[https://twitter.com/eddsworld/status/311482518840950786 Eddsworld's twitter.]]
* SplashOfColour:
** Apart from blood, rainbows, Marmite, Evil Tie flash, and the brief scene in 7 when everything is in color (and the characters promptly freak out because it's revealed that they're naked) everything is black and white.
** The StylisticSuck-filled ''THE TWENTY MINUTE ASDFMOVIE'' has foodstuffs colored in.
* SpontaneousChoreography: "Everybody do The Flop!"
* StagingAnIntervention: Two characters try to hold an intervention for [[SerialKiller Larry]] who keeps [[NeckSnap snapping people's necks]] without realizing it. He [[IResembleThatRemark he denies having such a problem then snaps their necks too]].
* StaircaseTumble: In the ninth movie...[[InvertedTrope until it's revealed]] that the person's falling ''up'' the stairs.
** "Hey, Bobby! Play that one about falling down the stairs!"
* StandardFiftiesFather: The "I Like Trains" kid has one.
** Apparently so does the little girl in the sixth movie.
* StealthPun: In the sixth film, the kid doesn't say it, but [[spoiler:he likes planes.]]
* TheStinger: "You ever get tired of being random?" *{{Beat}}* "Me neither."
* StraightGay: The guy who pushes the button in Movie 9.
-->Oh, Iím gay now. Huh.
* StuffBlowingUp: All over the Mine Turtle music video. Justified because, you know, [[ActionBomb Mine]] [[MadeOfExplodium Turtles.]]
* StupidStatementDanceMix: Everybody do the flop!
* StylisticSuck: The [[ThisIsYourPremiseOnDrugs Ritalin'd]] and [[LiteralGenie twenty minute]] movies.
* SubvertedTrope: A lot of the humor is derived by doing the complete opposite/something different than what you're expecting to see. Also, the second and third movie repeat and subvert some earlier skits.
** Two women prepare to play "Catch the Knife." [[spoiler:The first woman shoots the other instead.]] "Man, I suck at this game!"
* SuicideByCop: "Quick! [[BoomHeadshot Shoot me in the face!]]"
* {{Superdickery}}: "Save me, Superguy!" "No." "You're a dii[-iick!-]" *splat*
* SurrealHumor: ''Tons.''
* TakeAThirdOption:
-->DrillSergeantNasty: "What are you, a man, or a mouse!?"\\
[[spoiler: (Horse.)]]
* TakeThat: ''Deleted Scenes'' features a nasty one towards ''WebVideo/TheAnnoyingOrange''.
--> '''Father watching son making an orange and an apple talk:''' Well, we failed. (''cocks shotgun'') Don't look, honey.
* TalkingAnimal: Mine Turtle. The ducks are a more unusual case; when one of them quacks, the other remarks (in English) how he was just about to say the same thing.
** The cow pretending to be a man.
* TeensAreMonsters: Spoofed:
-->'''Police officer''': Ma'am, I'm afraid I've caught your son doing... homework.\\
'''Mom''': Where have I gone wrong?!
* ThereCanOnlyBeOne: Unless you like dying from getting stabbed in the chest, don't say your boyfriend said you were the most beautiful girl in the world.
* ThereWasADoor: The Trains from the "I Like Trains" kid. Justified because, well, they're ''trains.''
** Taken to ridiculous extremes in the "I Like Trains" music video, where at points, the trains come out of a [[RefugeInAudacity wedding cake, go ''several times'' through the windows of churches, vertically through the ceiling to get rid of a bad date, and through space.]]
* TheyCalledMeMad / MadScientist: They said he could never teach a llama to drive. He probably should have listened.
** Tom, who created the Mine Turtle.
* TheyKilledKennyAgain:
** Every time The "I Like Trains" Kid appears, he or someone near him gets hit by a train.
** The Mine Turtle blows up in all but one of the skits it's in. It's shown in the song that there is actually an entire ''army'' worth of Mine Turtles (who then go on to explode the dinosaurs).
** Either The "Die, Potato" Guy, the Potato, or both die in all of their skits.
* ThroughTheEyesOfMadness: In asdfmovie9.
-->"Are you hungry?"\\
"No, I'm crazy!"\\
(''crazy person is staring at cactus with hamburger balanced on it'')
* TooDumbToLive: Billy. He baked himself into being a pie ("I want to be a pie").
* TrainSong: The "I Like Trains" song, though it's about the "I Like Trains" kid rather than the trains themselves.
* {{Transflormation}}: "Tree powers, activate!" Doesn't really work, though.
* TriggerHappy: Everybody.
* {{Tuckerization}}: The Mine Turtle was apparently invented by a man named Tom.
* [[TurtlePower (Mine) Turtle Power]]: Technically, he's a tortoise.
* UnfortunateNames: In asdfmovie9, a girl tells his dad that she's hungry, to which the dad replies with "Hi hungry, I'm dad", a typical "dad joke"...until it's shown that the girl actually ''is'' named Hungry.
* UnusualEuphemism: "holy shirt!", as seen in the end of asdfmovie deleted scenes.
* VerbalTicName: Presumably the "I Like Trains" kid.
* VisualPun: From asdfmovie6.
-->'''Mom''': Here comes the airplane!\\
'''Boy''': *opens mouth*\\
* airplane lands on house*
** The "asdfmovie Song" video sometimes quickly flashed corresponding pictures of a cow and a bell, as well as a karate kid and a drum (karate kick).
* VomitIndiscretionShot: "Doctor, I think I might be a homosexual." "How can you tell?" "[[EverythingsBetterWithRainbows RAAAINBOOOOOWS]]"
** "Quick! Don't think about cats!" ''(BLARRRRGH)''
** "Hey, are you an angel? Because I'm allergic to feathers." *pukes in the girl's face*
* TheWalrusWasPaul
* WeaksauceWeakness: "I'm allergic to [[CutenessOverload adorableness!]]"
* WeirdMoon: Doubles as ThirdWheel. "HEY, YOU TWO SHOULD KISS!!!"
* WhamLine: In asdfmovie9.
-->"I think we should just be friends."\\
* WhatDoesThisButtonDo:
** The pointless button in ''1'' [[ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin that does nothing.]]
** In ''9'': "Oh, I'm gay now. Huh."
* WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway:
-->'''Lady:''' "Somebody help me, I'm being robbed!!"\\
'''T-Man:''' "I'll save you! Tree powers activate!!" *turns into a tree*
* WhoWritesThisCrap: "Whose idea was this?!"
* {{Yandere}}: Don't say your boyfriend said you were the most beautiful girl in the world...
->''"Do you ever get tired of being random?"''
->''"Me neither."''