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[[folder: Fanfiction in General]]
* You don't have to actually obey copyright law.
* Sex after trauma is always good; even non-rape trauma. Because people who almost drowned, almost lost their heads/brains/hearts are horny.
** Your lover's penis will heal all your pain.
*** Your lover's vagina will heal all your pain.
*** Your lover's orifice will heal all your pain.
* The only real requirement in a relationship is that the guy is gorgeous, and good sex means it's a good relationship.
* It isn't ''good'' sex unless at least one person involved can ''bifurcate'' another with their [[GagPenis impossibly huge penis]].
** And it isn't great sex unless the aforementioned isn't the male involved.
** No, no, it isn't ''good'' sex unless at least one person involved can bifurcate two others with their bifurcated impossibly huge penis.
** Lets just get this clear; [[GagPenis Big dick]] = [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex good sex]].
* The villain (usually the other girl) will do [[BigBad epically evil things]] to get in the way of the designated couple. She will recruit the other people who have said "[[WhyWouldAnyoneTakeHimBack Who Would Ever Take Him Back?]]"
* Lube isn't necessary. Why would it be? Who needs lube?
** Alternatively, anything can be used as lube -- motor oil, foodstuffs, random items lying around, ''sulphuric acid'' -- it'll be good. It doesn't even have to be liquid.
** Additionally, condoms are unnecessary, especially for anal sex. Cleaning up bodily fluids after intercourse is simply ridiculous: just go to bed or, better yet, go to the bathroom and have shower sex.
** Anal sex is 100% clean and painless the first time around. Fecal matter? [[NobodyPoops People in fanfiction don't poop]], so you don't have to worry about that. If there ''is'' any pain whatsoever, it will always be "the good kind" of pain. It will last only a few seconds before giving way to untold pleasure beyond the character's wildest dreams.
* [[MisterSeahorse Men can get pregnant]]. This is [[ArtisticLicenseBiology scientific fact]]. They will not be disturbed, they'll be happy to serve a wifely role.
** As a trans guy, you also aren’t worthy enough to be fetishized this way, even though your pregnancy is the real mpreg deal. It has to be a cis guy having babies because… [[Main/UnfortunateImplication reasons]].
* Every relationship requires a dominant and a submissive member in order to work. There is no such thing as equal partnership, and there are no situations where couples trade-off or take turns being in charge. Sex only works if one party is a domineering overlord and the other one is a limp doormat.
** Gay and lesbian couples must always have a [[ButchLesbian traditionally]] "[[{{seme}} masculine]]" character and a [[LipstickLesbian traditionally]] "[[{{uke}} feminine]]" character regardless of actual personality and tastes. The appointment of these characteristics will usually be determined by height. If characters do bare some of these traits in {{canon}} but do not fit the masculine = taller and feminine = shorter dynamic, then their height will otherwise be altered to fit this stereotype.
* ''Lots'' of {{shipping}} fanfic: It doesn't matter if you're too shy or awkward or whatever to confess your feelings to someone you care about, since eventually they'll fall for you anyway. This goes double if you happen to be gay.
** And it goes triple if it's [[IncestYayShipping incest]].
* [[PedoHunt Paedophilia]] is acceptable when they are hot. [[{{Meta}} Or]] from popular big name series.
** Pedophiles are anyone who wants to have sex with anyone under 18. [[{{UnfortunateImplications}} Or]] [[{{AllGaysArePedophiles}} they're gay.]] [[{{DoubleStandard}} But it's fine if women are doing it.]]
* {{Bromance}} is just an illusion to cover a latent homosexual lust.
* It's okay to press your personal issues onto characters and depict them Out Of Character, your audience will love you to bits for it!
* If you hate a character, it's perfectly okay to demonise them because they deserved it even if they didn't do anything!
** On the flip side, purifying a thoroughly evil character is also okay because you love them! Even if it's OutOfCharacter.
* If a villain exists, there is romance (and porn) out of him/her/it. No exceptions.
* Bitchy women deserve to die.
** ... [[DieForOurShip and people who prevent Alice from being with Bob should die a horrible painful death, no matter how interesting or likable the character is]] [[FanDumb because preventing two people from getting together]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor just because you like him/her is worse than murder]]. Even though real people do it all the time. It's called monogamy. And if you don't follow the rules of monogamy, it will be seen as wrong by the very same people who got mad at a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse for standing in the way of two characters getting together.
* If you land in an alternate universe, you can do anything you want -- [[MarySue Literally.]] Everyone in that universe will bend to your will and worship you as a living god.
* Say, aren't you a well-developed female character? And are you a strong character physically and mentally? [[CharacterDerailment Well, sorry! But you must be stripped down]] [[{{Chickification}} to a sniveling]] [[ExtremeDoormat doormat]] [[RonTheDeathEater to be abused by one of your best friends]] [[DieForOurShip so that your other best friend]] [[OneTruePairing (aka, your "Wan Troo Luv!")]] [[DamselInDistress can save you!]]
** Also don't forget that "your other best friend" could [[DracoInLeatherPants be the villain now a newly minted lover!]] Regardless if he is actually worse than your "abusive" boyfriend.
* People who openly claim themselves to be straight are A) Homophobic, B) Secretly gay/bisexual. There is nothing in-between.
* Want to get instantly famous or get loads of favorites on your story? Just write porn! Praises will rain all over you and you'll get the critical acclaim you've always wanted, regardless of the actual quality of the work. 'Cause at least you wrote some spanking material for the readers.
* It's perfectly alright to demonise female characters for minor slights (such as [[DieForOurShip being in the way of your favourite pairing]]) whilst being quick to ignore or [[DracoInLeatherPants handwave or ignore anything a male character does, no matter how heinous]].
** Contrarywise, someone who criticises a female character in any way could only ever be motivated by personal bias or sexism. It surely can't be because said female character has done something geniunely heinous and selfish (e.g. rape) or that the critic is more concerned with how the female character has been handled by the writers. Women are always perfectly pure paragons no matter what and anyone who says otherwise is a misogynist of the highest order.
* If you're a protagonist, you are basically the law. Everyone will follow your every command, want to befriend you, and/or fall in love with you no matter how many puppies you kill, and if they don't, they're ''clearly'' either a StrawLoser or a villain.
* Completely rewriting {{Canon}} for the sake of FanWank is cheap and lazy... that is, unless you call it an AlternateUniverse. Then it's completely fine, and your readers will praise your creativity to the high heavens.
* HanahakiDisease:
** Emotions can cause parasites to attack you.
** Terminal illness is romantic.
** If someone who has a crush on you develops a terminal disease, you ''must'' become their significant other, even if you barely know them, or are of IncompatibleOrientation. This will cure them immediately, but if you don’t, they will surely die, and it will be entirely your fault.
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[[folder: Specific Fanfiction]]
* ''Fanfic/BackToTheFrollo'': She may be black and from a future time period and you may be a racist murderer who lust after women, but as long as she is not a gypsy, she's your true love.
* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'': Teen pregnancy is the cutest thing ever!
* ''FanFic/ConstantTemptation'': [[DracoInLeatherPants You can be the most prolific killer in recent history]] [[EasilyForgiven and no one will care]] [[PetTheDog as long as you're nice to]] [[SlashFic your boyfriend]] [[HeartwarmingOrphan and the orphans.]]
* ''FanFic/TheConversionBureau'': [[HumansAreBastards Humans committing horrible acts]] crosses the MoralEventHorizon. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Multi-coloured horses]] committing genocide gets a [[MoralMyopia free pass.]]
* ''Fanfic/{{Coyote}}'': Don't trust any authority figure anywhere. They are all racist and ableist and will do everything in their power to keep you down.
* ''[[FanFic/TheCrowPhoenixRising The Crow: Phoenix Rising]]'': [[OmniscientMoralityLicense Don't worry, there's no need to angst about the gruesome murders you've committed if your magic talking bird friend says it's okay.]]
* ''{{FanFic/Cupcakes}}'': The most silly and goofy of your friends is actually a cold-blooded, AxCrazy [[IAmAHumanitarian cannibal]]! So if they ever ask you to come over to their place, don't listen to them or they'll kill you!
* ''Fanfic/CurseOfTheDemonPony''
** Don't let go of your childhood crush, even if you haven't seen him or her for years. [[JailBaitWait It's not creepy]].
** It's okay for a racist jerk to make fun of your friends and daughter, but if he makes fun of someone you hadn't seen for years then by God THEY WILL PAY.
* ''Fanfic/CursedBlood'': Japanese public schools are pure evil!
* ''FanFic/DekuIThinkHesSomePro'': Never meet your heroes. They don't care about what you ''can'' do, only what you ''can't'' do, and they'll lord it over you until you give up.
* ''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'': Stockholm Syndrome, Lima Syndrome, and institutionalized sexual exploitation are an acceptable emotional foundation for starting a family.
* ''Fanfic/TheDragonAndTheBow'': All [[AltarDiplomacy Arranged Marriages]] are {{Perfectly Arranged Marriage}}s.
* ''FanFic/FurAndPhotography'': Nearly getting mauled to death by a wild animal is the best thing that could ever happen to you.
* ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'':
** Following the Scientific Method turns you into a {{Jerkass}}.
** Alternately, learning how to use the scientific method makes you smarter than people shouting gobbledygook and {{Canis Latinicus}} and gives you a reason to to be a {{Jerkass}}. It's not your fault they're less educated.
** Furthermore, following the Scientific Method will make you want to become [[AGodAmI God]] and [[SuddenlyShouting TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE,]] [[EvilLaugh MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!]]
** Biting teachers is okay when they're proven wrong.
* ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'':
** If you are in a position of power, you will not have any responsibilities whatsoever. You are perfectly able to spend months abandoning your duties on a lavish estate without any consequences whatsoever.
** It is perfectly all right to abuse your wife if she dares to get upset about you cheating on her.
** The only acceptable way to move on after losing a child is to [[ReplacementGoldfish make a new one with the same name]].
* ''[[http://community.livejournal.com/capslokdethklok/608388.html#cutid1 The Inevitable Undoing of William Murderface]]'':
** it is possible for an odd-looking, self-loathing, Type A {{Tsundere}} to find love with someone who is attractive, kind-hearted, and sexually compatible, but only if the love interest in question has a CartwrightCurse.
** Alternately, making persistent sexual advances on a lonely, emotionally distraught person with serious self-esteem issues is perfectly okay if you're the {{Uke}} in the relationship.
* ''Fanfic/{{Intercom}}'':
** Sometimes, TheMasquerade is in place for [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow a very good reason.]]
** Learning that you are just a construct controlled by the inhabitants of AnotherDimension won't make you GoMadFromTheRevelation-- instead, you'll probably think it's pretty cool. One of your classmates expressing genuine concern for your welfare? That ''will'' make you GoMadFromTheRevelation.
* ''Fanfic/KnowThyselfThePrelude''/''Fanfic/KnowThyself'': Being raised in an abusive household makes you ConditionedToAcceptHorror and thus makes you the perfect candidate in a human resistance in a {{Cyberpunk}} post-apocalypse.
* ''FanFic/TheLastWar'':
** It's not DomesticAbuse if the hero does it.
** It's better to have stayed with your abusive family, ignorant of your true heritage and never having met your true love, if that world is less than perfect.
** Murder is okay if he was a JerkAss.
** Redheads are just evil.
* ''FanFic/MastermindStrategistForHire'':
** The only rational course of action for minorities is to become a career-criminal because the have ''zero'' hope of any alternatives.
** UsefulNotes/McDonalds won't hire you if you don't have some inherent gift and have superpowers. Those are sorely needed in minimum wage.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/667336/1/A-mother-s-love A Mother's Love]]'': A mother who acts overprotective and annoying deserves to be derailed into an abusive, hateful shrew who hurts her innocent children, then get killed for it.
* ''FanFic/MovieNightAtFreddys'':
** If a screening of a god-awful Direct-to-DVD movie results in your near death, you should totally risk your life to go back into the same situation just so you can find out what they were thinking instead of learning from that experience.
** It's perfectly okay to sever a long-lasting friendship over getting less screentime and lower billing than your friend. It's not the fault of awful writing, it's ''their'' fault!
** For the movie-within-the-fanfic: If you're stuck in a life-or-death situation, the most effective way to escape fully intact is by singing a musical number!
* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'':
** If you want to deconstruct what you consider to be the problematic philosophy behind a popular work of fiction while promoting your own beliefs, pick either an AcceptableTarget (''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' are popular) or something in which the characters, in canon, are less interesting and well-developed than the exponents of your philosophy. If you attempt to destroy [[Creator/LaurenFaust the Faust]]'s [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic house]] with the Faust's tools, there's a strong chance you'll just wind up looking inept by comparison, which will not help your case.
** ThePowerOfFriendship is just a [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway stupid]] DeusExMachina! Just use [[ByThePowerOfGreyskull belief]] instead, that's [[SarcasmMode totally not]] [[{{Hypocrite}} the same thing]]!
* ''FanFic/MyImmortal'':
** Goths are horrible, horrible people. Also christians (example: [[strike:Snape]] Snap) are all incompetent villains who side with people that [[RougeAnglesOfSatin masticate]] to naked 17 year old girls.
** Wait ... they chew to naked 17 year old girls?
*** [[Series/PushingDaisies No, Olive, that's not what they meant.]]
** Sexual tension can be released by masticating.
** The best way to be beat a Preppy AlphaBitch is to [[HeWhoFightsMonsters become a bitch yourself]].
** The best way to run a shop catering to a specific subculture is to hold back stock and only let 'real' members of the subculture see it. That won't negatively impact sales at all.
** To defeat the BigBad, shout the name of someone's pet cat at him.
** Even if you're a band's biggest fan, you won't be able to tell the band members apart from the villains in a PaperThinDisguise.
** Eating Count Chocula with blood instead of milk makes you cool and edgy.
** To be part of a subculture, you must have been a member of that subculture for as long as anyone can remember (or cares about). Anybody new who tries to join is a poser who should be mocked.
** Headaches can cause complete CharacterDerailment.
** Self-harm is a fun group activity.
* ''Fanfic/NoGraveCanHoldMyBodyDown'': Patriarchal religions are wrong and matriarchal religions are right.
* ''FanFic/NobodyDies'': Rape is okay--hilarous, in fact--if you're a female sociopath.
* ''WebComic/NuzlockeComics'':
** There are two main explanations for why Trainers continue their journeys despite constantly [[KilledOffForReal losing their close friends]]:
** HeroicWillpower makes you extremely good at either [[AngstWhatAngst ignoring]] or [[HollywoodPsych repressing]] severe emotional trauma, even from a young age.
** The wilds are so cruel, so brutal and so uncompromising to the weak that wild-animals-turned-pets would rather remain pets and face criminal masterminds and OlympusMons than go back. At least here someone notices if they live or die.
* ''Fanfic/NymphAndTheCorruptedMiraculous'':
** Getting crippled makes you sexy and popular.
** Superheroes and supervillains all gravitate to one another out of costume whether they like it or not.
* ''Fanfic/OfQuirksAndMagic'': If someone has a latent ability or skill that makes them look stereotypically "scary" and "evil" by comparison, they will eventually prove you right.
* ''Fanfic/OpenForAll'': Teachers don't ''stop'' bullying. They only care if you fight back and then it is all ''your'' fault.
* ''Pattycakes'':
** Cult leaders who take days to brainwash people are pussies; if you're serious about it, you can do it in an afternoon.
** When it comes to having a child, [[MindRape mindraping an adult]] is easier than adoption or dating.
*** The best people to do this is your close friends. If they don't want to, do it anyway and force them to see how great it is.
** Destroying your closest friend's mind with psychological torture and drugs is the best decision you will ever make.
** Pharmacists will gladly help you create a drug with abuse potential that makes GHB look like paracetamol. You probably won't even have to pay.
** You'll never know who's into the same things that you are unless you randomly ask every adult in your town to try it.
** People who share a kink with you will gladly help you run a teenager through a gauntlet of "tests" dotted with the risk of MindRape.
** If someone doesn't grasp and agree with a philosophy you never bothered to explain clearly, it's OK to drug them in such a way that it permanently regresses them into an infant. This even applies to people in their early teens.
** If you're into age play, you're a sick and twisted soul who will sink to any depths to indulge your fetish.
** [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures Don't pick up chainsaw-wielding hitchhikers]].
** [[SpoofAesop Feature-length movies should not have 18 different plots]].
* ''Fanfic/PetaParker'':
** If you survive a bombing and it doesn't kill anyone and you didn't need direct rescuing, then expect to take the blame for it.
** All lesbians are also drag-kings.
* ''Fanfic/APinkPlanet'': Absolute monarchies are fine as long as the monarch is willfully nice.
* ''FanFic/PoniesOfOlympus; Atlas Strongest Tournament:'' If you ever walk in on your boyfriend and best friend having sex, you should make sure he's not actually raping her before storming out.
* ''FanFic/{{Pokeumans}}'':
** Since the whole problem would have been avoided if the original Pokemon just hadn't made families with the humans [[HumansAreBastards who would then treat them like crap]], never stick your dick in crazy.
** You and a bunch of roommates can easily save an entire base of people from an army of bad guys. Don't go to the police, they just suck.
*** If you're female, though, your best bet is to join said police force and raise the competance of your whole branch by several levels.
*** Joining the police is generally a terrible idea; you may as well be ChaoticGood.
*** Training young kids and teenagers to be professional attackers, infiltrators, spies and general soldiers is only wrong when the bad guys do it. (This one actually has been discussed in various stories. {{Brainwashing}} does make a difference.)
** You should either totally and utterly embrace a principle with joy or have massive angst and personal drama over the whole issue. Sitting on the fence about it is for pussies.
** Screw the MutantDraftBoard! Those guys who told you that if you leave the base you'll be attacked, captured and brainwashed are clearly lying and out to take everything good you ever had in your life! It is your unalienable right to leave by any means and return to your family, even if you just accepted that there's a ReplacementGoldfish there now.
** For the good guys, the only reason humanity was still around is because it's not worth super-humanity's time to overpower them. For the bad guys, the only reason humanity is still around is other super-humans. Magneto was a hero to us all.
** Stalking is fine so long as it's apprentice-to-mentor.
*** A perfectly acceptable way to get someone to take you as an apprentice is to refuse to leave until they accept you, even when they've already politely refused and are 'embarrassed beyond belief'.
** Never ever ever trust anyone: if they aren't a spy, they're a brainwashed clone or ManchurianAgent. And this is a series set in the real world.
* ''Fanfic/TheQueensMercy'': Take up thievery. [[RagsToRoyalty You just might marry into royalty]].
** Losing an arm isn't all that big of a deal. Best not mention it.
* ''[[http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/text.html Sailor Moon: American Kitsune]]'':
** Killing homosexuals is right as long as they made you suffer.
** {{Incest| Is Relative}} is really acceptable.
** Becoming a furry with a cybernetic arm that possess any powers you want, thus putting Kamen Rider Decade, Megaman and the Gokaigers to shame makes you totally awesome and cool, even if you use your powers for killing gay people for no other reason than being bullied.
** Women will flock to a person with a StoryBreakerPower and said guy with love them equally no question asked.
** Who needs parents when you have a harem.
* ''FanFic/{{Shinji And Warhammer 40 K}}'':
** Having multiple personalities since before you were a teenager doesn't make you mentally unstable, it makes you a '' reality-shattering'' badass. And if those other personalities tell you to enslave others to your will because they'd be [[HappinessInSlavery much happier that way]], do so immediately. Heck, if you don't, some of your would-be victims will force it on you anyway.
** The only way to prevent the end of the world is to inspire everyone, everywhere, to become fanatical religious zealots willing to annihilate all that opposes you by any means necessary.
*** Well if you lived in the Imperium of Man this fic would pretty much be the Saturday morning cartoon you watched as a kid.
* ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/Snowdrop Snowdrop]]'':
** Got a major school project coming up, one you'll be presenting to [=VIPs=] at some major event? Feel free to leave it until the last minute, you'll surely come up with something great.
** There's no reason a blind child can't walk home from school alone - even in the middle of a major blizzard and in a city floating thousands of feet in the air.
** Don't bother to discipline or otherwise confront kids who are trash-talking a classmate over her disability. She'll do something inspirational soon enough, then they'll eat their words.
* ''FanFic/{{Stray}}'': Sociopaths make surprisingly good boyfriends.
** This also applies to ''Series/{{Dexter}}''. Or at least it used to.
* ''Fanfic/AThingOfVikings'': Peace-mongering is for the weak.
** The Hegemonic Stability Theory is correct; peace is only attainable if the good guys have the ultimate weapon to scare the world into cooperating with each other.
* ''Fanfic/ThreeMonthsAFox'': People of different races can't get along with each other.
* ''Fanfic/ViridianTheGreenGuide'': All teachers are bullies that pick on their weak students same as their student bullies.
* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21767578/chapters/51935908 We're Only Animals]]'':
** Being gay gives you free license to be racist and kill people who you think are getting in the way of your relationship.
** [[ConceptsAreCheap Concepts are NOT cheap]].
** Dad has high expectations for you that would get in the way of your relationship? Kill him.
** Becoming a mafia boss is better than being in an arranged marriage.
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[[folder: General Fandom FanWorks]]
* ''FanWorks/HarryPotter'':
** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
* ''FanWorks/HowToTrainYourDragon'':
** Abuse victims are all TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth.
** Want to be a badass? Run away from home. By the time you come back, you'll be so awesome that [[TheAce you'll be unstoppable]] and [[ChickMagnet all the girls will want you]]. [[EvenTheGuysWantHim And the guys.]]
* ''FanWorks/LifeIsStrange'': Fanfiction is a great way to retcon endings you don't like.
* ''FanWorks/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': Lesbian romance is the [[Main/HurtComfortFic best medicine.]]
* ''FanWorks/{{Naruto}}'':
** Remember ShrinkingViolet, the only way you'll get your object of affections to notice you, is to wear virtually nothing. It's okay to mock him if he doesn't notice.
** Remember never defend yourself despite the fact that you're being blamed for something you never did. Don't forget to forgive them too.
** Don't forget to hide our son's heritage so my enemies won't gets since he isn't strong or old enough and don't forget to do nothing and cry while the said fellow villagers are beating him within an inch of his life.
*** Or arrive late after said beating.
** Remember refusing to like the stronger protagonist makes her a whore because she doesn't give up on her first love.
*** And immediately liking the stronger protagonist doesn't, despite the fact that protagonist just beat her first love.
** The leader is a glorified figurehead that does all the paperwork.
** Dobe (Deadlast, Bottom Feeder) is an excellent nickname for someone.
** Don't like Naruto's orange outfit? Burn it.
** Naruto crossovers means that Naruto hijacks the plot, gets all the girls and wins the series SuperpowerLottery.
* ''FanWorks/TotalDrama'':
** Nobody likes fat people. Or ugly girls, and if an ugly girl has a more attractive friend then the friend would just been seen as being weighed down by said ugly girl.
** Homeschoolers and muscley girls suck, and [[TheStationsOfTheCanon are doomed to fail]] [[InSpiteOfANail regardless of what happens]]. DeadpanSnarker[=s=], on the other hand, ''can'' escape predetermination.
** Alternately: Homeschoolers are perfect, innocent angels. If somebody acts negatively towards another person and that person is homeschooled, assume that they're wrong and they only hate them for a petty grudge.
** Girls who are not trophy girlfriends are either [[RonTheDeathEater mentally unstable sociopaths]], [[AlphaBitch manipulative jerks]], or unimportant to society.
** There's no such thing as a standard breakup, or even bumpy parts in a relationship. Couples that don't along perfectly are doomed to fail, and in that case one person involved always turns into a psychopath.
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[[folder: Fanfiction in General]]
* You don't have to actually obey copyright law.
* Sex after trauma is always good; even non-rape trauma. Because people who almost drowned, almost lost their heads/brains/hearts are horny.
** Your lover's penis will heal all your pain.
*** Your lover's vagina will heal all your pain.
*** Your lover's orifice will heal all your pain.
* The only real requirement in a relationship is that the guy is gorgeous, and good sex means it's a good relationship.
* It isn't ''good'' sex unless at least one person involved can ''bifurcate'' another with their [[GagPenis impossibly huge penis]].
** And it isn't great sex unless the aforementioned isn't the male involved.
** No, no, it isn't ''good'' sex unless at least one person involved can bifurcate two others with their bifurcated impossibly huge penis.
** Lets just get this clear; [[GagPenis Big dick]] = [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex good sex]].
* The villain (usually the other girl) will do [[BigBad epically evil things]] to get in the way of the designated couple. She will recruit the other people who have said "[[WhyWouldAnyoneTakeHimBack Who Would Ever Take Him Back?]]"
* Lube isn't necessary. Why would it be? Who needs lube?
** Alternatively, anything can be used as lube -- motor oil, foodstuffs, random items lying around, ''sulphuric acid'' -- it'll be good. It doesn't even have to be liquid.
** Additionally, condoms are unnecessary, especially for anal sex. Cleaning up bodily fluids after intercourse is simply ridiculous: just go to bed or, better yet, go to the bathroom and have shower sex.
** Anal sex is 100% clean and painless the first time around. Fecal matter? [[NobodyPoops People in fanfiction don't poop]], so you don't have to worry about that. If there ''is'' any pain whatsoever, it will always be "the good kind" of pain. It will last only a few seconds before giving way to untold pleasure beyond the character's wildest dreams.
* [[MisterSeahorse Men can get pregnant]]. This is [[ArtisticLicenseBiology scientific fact]]. They will not be disturbed, they'll be happy to serve a wifely role.
** As a trans guy, you also aren’t worthy enough to be fetishized this way, even though your pregnancy is the real mpreg deal. It has to be a cis guy having babies because… [[Main/UnfortunateImplication reasons]].
* Every relationship requires a dominant and a submissive member in order to work. There is no such thing as equal partnership, and there are no situations where couples trade-off or take turns being in charge. Sex only works if one party is a domineering overlord and the other one is a limp doormat.
** Gay and lesbian couples must always have a [[ButchLesbian traditionally]] "[[{{seme}} masculine]]" character and a [[LipstickLesbian traditionally]] "[[{{uke}} feminine]]" character regardless of actual personality and tastes. The appointment of these characteristics will usually be determined by height. If characters do bare some of these traits in {{canon}} but do not fit the masculine = taller and feminine = shorter dynamic, then their height will otherwise be altered to fit this stereotype.
* ''Lots'' of {{shipping}} fanfic: It doesn't matter if you're too shy or awkward or whatever to confess your feelings to someone you care about, since eventually they'll fall for you anyway. This goes double if you happen to be gay.
** And it goes triple if it's [[IncestYayShipping incest]].
* [[PedoHunt Paedophilia]] is acceptable when they are hot. [[{{Meta}} Or]] from popular big name series.
** Pedophiles are anyone who wants to have sex with anyone under 18. [[{{UnfortunateImplications}} Or]] [[{{AllGaysArePedophiles}} they're gay.]] [[{{DoubleStandard}} But it's fine if women are doing it.]]
* {{Bromance}} is just an illusion to cover a latent homosexual lust.
* It's okay to press your personal issues onto characters and depict them Out Of Character, your audience will love you to bits for it!
* If you hate a character, it's perfectly okay to demonise them because they deserved it even if they didn't do anything!
** On the flip side, purifying a thoroughly evil character is also okay because you love them! Even if it's OutOfCharacter.
* If a villain exists, there is romance (and porn) out of him/her/it. No exceptions.
* Bitchy women deserve to die.
** ... [[DieForOurShip and people who prevent Alice from being with Bob should die a horrible painful death, no matter how interesting or likable the character is]] [[FanDumb because preventing two people from getting together]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor just because you like him/her is worse than murder]]. Even though real people do it all the time. It's called monogamy. And if you don't follow the rules of monogamy, it will be seen as wrong by the very same people who got mad at a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse for standing in the way of two characters getting together.
* If you land in an alternate universe, you can do anything you want -- [[MarySue Literally.]] Everyone in that universe will bend to your will and worship you as a living god.
* Say, aren't you a well-developed female character? And are you a strong character physically and mentally? [[CharacterDerailment Well, sorry! But you must be stripped down]] [[{{Chickification}} to a sniveling]] [[ExtremeDoormat doormat]] [[RonTheDeathEater to be abused by one of your best friends]] [[DieForOurShip so that your other best friend]] [[OneTruePairing (aka, your "Wan Troo Luv!")]] [[DamselInDistress can save you!]]
** Also don't forget that "your other best friend" could [[DracoInLeatherPants be the villain now a newly minted lover!]] Regardless if he is actually worse than your "abusive" boyfriend.
* People who openly claim themselves to be straight are A) Homophobic, B) Secretly gay/bisexual. There is nothing in-between.
* Want to get instantly famous or get loads of favorites on your story? Just write porn! Praises will rain all over you and you'll get the critical acclaim you've always wanted, regardless of the actual quality of the work. 'Cause at least you wrote some spanking material for the readers.
* It's perfectly alright to demonise female characters for minor slights (such as [[DieForOurShip being in the way of your favourite pairing]]) whilst being quick to ignore or [[DracoInLeatherPants handwave or ignore anything a male character does, no matter how heinous]].
** Contrarywise, someone who criticises a female character in any way could only ever be motivated by personal bias or sexism. It surely can't be because said female character has done something geniunely heinous and selfish (e.g. rape) or that the critic is more concerned with how the female character has been handled by the writers. Women are always perfectly pure paragons no matter what and anyone who says otherwise is a misogynist of the highest order.
* If you're a protagonist, you are basically the law. Everyone will follow your every command, want to befriend you, and/or fall in love with you no matter how many puppies you kill, and if they don't, they're ''clearly'' either a StrawLoser or a villain.
* Completely rewriting {{Canon}} for the sake of FanWank is cheap and lazy... that is, unless you call it an AlternateUniverse. Then it's completely fine, and your readers will praise your creativity to the high heavens.
* HanahakiDisease:
** Emotions can cause parasites to attack you.
** Terminal illness is romantic.
** If someone who has a crush on you develops a terminal disease, you ''must'' become their significant other, even if you barely know them, or are of IncompatibleOrientation. This will cure them immediately, but if you don’t, they will surely die, and it will be entirely your fault.
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[[folder: Specific Fanfiction]]
* ''Fanfic/BackToTheFrollo'': She may be black and from a future time period and you may be a racist murderer who lust after women, but as long as she is not a gypsy, she's your true love.
* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'': Teen pregnancy is the cutest thing ever!
* ''FanFic/ConstantTemptation'': [[DracoInLeatherPants You can be the most prolific killer in recent history]] [[EasilyForgiven and no one will care]] [[PetTheDog as long as you're nice to]] [[SlashFic your boyfriend]] [[HeartwarmingOrphan and the orphans.]]
* ''FanFic/TheConversionBureau'': [[HumansAreBastards Humans committing horrible acts]] crosses the MoralEventHorizon. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Multi-coloured horses]] committing genocide gets a [[MoralMyopia free pass.]]
* ''Fanfic/{{Coyote}}'': Don't trust any authority figure anywhere. They are all racist and ableist and will do everything in their power to keep you down.
* ''[[FanFic/TheCrowPhoenixRising The Crow: Phoenix Rising]]'': [[OmniscientMoralityLicense Don't worry, there's no need to angst about the gruesome murders you've committed if your magic talking bird friend says it's okay.]]
* ''{{FanFic/Cupcakes}}'': The most silly and goofy of your friends is actually a cold-blooded, AxCrazy [[IAmAHumanitarian cannibal]]! So if they ever ask you to come over to their place, don't listen to them or they'll kill you!
* ''Fanfic/CurseOfTheDemonPony''
** Don't let go of your childhood crush, even if you haven't seen him or her for years. [[JailBaitWait It's not creepy]].
** It's okay for a racist jerk to make fun of your friends and daughter, but if he makes fun of someone you hadn't seen for years then by God THEY WILL PAY.
* ''Fanfic/CursedBlood'': Japanese public schools are pure evil!
* ''FanFic/DekuIThinkHesSomePro'': Never meet your heroes. They don't care about what you ''can'' do, only what you ''can't'' do, and they'll lord it over you until you give up.
* ''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'': Stockholm Syndrome, Lima Syndrome, and institutionalized sexual exploitation are an acceptable emotional foundation for starting a family.
* ''Fanfic/TheDragonAndTheBow'': All [[AltarDiplomacy Arranged Marriages]] are {{Perfectly Arranged Marriage}}s.
* ''FanFic/FurAndPhotography'': Nearly getting mauled to death by a wild animal is the best thing that could ever happen to you.
* ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'':
** Following the Scientific Method turns you into a {{Jerkass}}.
** Alternately, learning how to use the scientific method makes you smarter than people shouting gobbledygook and {{Canis Latinicus}} and gives you a reason to to be a {{Jerkass}}. It's not your fault they're less educated.
** Furthermore, following the Scientific Method will make you want to become [[AGodAmI God]] and [[SuddenlyShouting TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE,]] [[EvilLaugh MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!]]
** Biting teachers is okay when they're proven wrong.
* ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'':
** If you are in a position of power, you will not have any responsibilities whatsoever. You are perfectly able to spend months abandoning your duties on a lavish estate without any consequences whatsoever.
** It is perfectly all right to abuse your wife if she dares to get upset about you cheating on her.
** The only acceptable way to move on after losing a child is to [[ReplacementGoldfish make a new one with the same name]].
* ''[[http://community.livejournal.com/capslokdethklok/608388.html#cutid1 The Inevitable Undoing of William Murderface]]'':
** it is possible for an odd-looking, self-loathing, Type A {{Tsundere}} to find love with someone who is attractive, kind-hearted, and sexually compatible, but only if the love interest in question has a CartwrightCurse.
** Alternately, making persistent sexual advances on a lonely, emotionally distraught person with serious self-esteem issues is perfectly okay if you're the {{Uke}} in the relationship.
* ''Fanfic/{{Intercom}}'':
** Sometimes, TheMasquerade is in place for [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow a very good reason.]]
** Learning that you are just a construct controlled by the inhabitants of AnotherDimension won't make you GoMadFromTheRevelation-- instead, you'll probably think it's pretty cool. One of your classmates expressing genuine concern for your welfare? That ''will'' make you GoMadFromTheRevelation.
* ''Fanfic/KnowThyselfThePrelude''/''Fanfic/KnowThyself'': Being raised in an abusive household makes you ConditionedToAcceptHorror and thus makes you the perfect candidate in a human resistance in a {{Cyberpunk}} post-apocalypse.
* ''FanFic/TheLastWar'':
** It's not DomesticAbuse if the hero does it.
** It's better to have stayed with your abusive family, ignorant of your true heritage and never having met your true love, if that world is less than perfect.
** Murder is okay if he was a JerkAss.
** Redheads are just evil.
* ''FanFic/MastermindStrategistForHire'':
** The only rational course of action for minorities is to become a career-criminal because the have ''zero'' hope of any alternatives.
** UsefulNotes/McDonalds won't hire you if you don't have some inherent gift and have superpowers. Those are sorely needed in minimum wage.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/667336/1/A-mother-s-love A Mother's Love]]'': A mother who acts overprotective and annoying deserves to be derailed into an abusive, hateful shrew who hurts her innocent children, then get killed for it.
* ''FanFic/MovieNightAtFreddys'':
** If a screening of a god-awful Direct-to-DVD movie results in your near death, you should totally risk your life to go back into the same situation just so you can find out what they were thinking instead of learning from that experience.
** It's perfectly okay to sever a long-lasting friendship over getting less screentime and lower billing than your friend. It's not the fault of awful writing, it's ''their'' fault!
** For the movie-within-the-fanfic: If you're stuck in a life-or-death situation, the most effective way to escape fully intact is by singing a musical number!
* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'':
** If you want to deconstruct what you consider to be the problematic philosophy behind a popular work of fiction while promoting your own beliefs, pick either an AcceptableTarget (''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' are popular) or something in which the characters, in canon, are less interesting and well-developed than the exponents of your philosophy. If you attempt to destroy [[Creator/LaurenFaust the Faust]]'s [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic house]] with the Faust's tools, there's a strong chance you'll just wind up looking inept by comparison, which will not help your case.
** ThePowerOfFriendship is just a [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway stupid]] DeusExMachina! Just use [[ByThePowerOfGreyskull belief]] instead, that's [[SarcasmMode totally not]] [[{{Hypocrite}} the same thing]]!
* ''FanFic/MyImmortal'':
** Goths are horrible, horrible people. Also christians (example: [[strike:Snape]] Snap) are all incompetent villains who side with people that [[RougeAnglesOfSatin masticate]] to naked 17 year old girls.
** Wait ... they chew to naked 17 year old girls?
*** [[Series/PushingDaisies No, Olive, that's not what they meant.]]
** Sexual tension can be released by masticating.
** The best way to be beat a Preppy AlphaBitch is to [[HeWhoFightsMonsters become a bitch yourself]].
** The best way to run a shop catering to a specific subculture is to hold back stock and only let 'real' members of the subculture see it. That won't negatively impact sales at all.
** To defeat the BigBad, shout the name of someone's pet cat at him.
** Even if you're a band's biggest fan, you won't be able to tell the band members apart from the villains in a PaperThinDisguise.
** Eating Count Chocula with blood instead of milk makes you cool and edgy.
** To be part of a subculture, you must have been a member of that subculture for as long as anyone can remember (or cares about). Anybody new who tries to join is a poser who should be mocked.
** Headaches can cause complete CharacterDerailment.
** Self-harm is a fun group activity.
* ''Fanfic/NoGraveCanHoldMyBodyDown'': Patriarchal religions are wrong and matriarchal religions are right.
* ''FanFic/NobodyDies'': Rape is okay--hilarous, in fact--if you're a female sociopath.
* ''WebComic/NuzlockeComics'':
** There are two main explanations for why Trainers continue their journeys despite constantly [[KilledOffForReal losing their close friends]]:
** HeroicWillpower makes you extremely good at either [[AngstWhatAngst ignoring]] or [[HollywoodPsych repressing]] severe emotional trauma, even from a young age.
** The wilds are so cruel, so brutal and so uncompromising to the weak that wild-animals-turned-pets would rather remain pets and face criminal masterminds and OlympusMons than go back. At least here someone notices if they live or die.
* ''Fanfic/NymphAndTheCorruptedMiraculous'':
** Getting crippled makes you sexy and popular.
** Superheroes and supervillains all gravitate to one another out of costume whether they like it or not.
* ''Fanfic/OfQuirksAndMagic'': If someone has a latent ability or skill that makes them look stereotypically "scary" and "evil" by comparison, they will eventually prove you right.
* ''Fanfic/OpenForAll'': Teachers don't ''stop'' bullying. They only care if you fight back and then it is all ''your'' fault.
* ''Pattycakes'':
** Cult leaders who take days to brainwash people are pussies; if you're serious about it, you can do it in an afternoon.
** When it comes to having a child, [[MindRape mindraping an adult]] is easier than adoption or dating.
*** The best people to do this is your close friends. If they don't want to, do it anyway and force them to see how great it is.
** Destroying your closest friend's mind with psychological torture and drugs is the best decision you will ever make.
** Pharmacists will gladly help you create a drug with abuse potential that makes GHB look like paracetamol. You probably won't even have to pay.
** You'll never know who's into the same things that you are unless you randomly ask every adult in your town to try it.
** People who share a kink with you will gladly help you run a teenager through a gauntlet of "tests" dotted with the risk of MindRape.
** If someone doesn't grasp and agree with a philosophy you never bothered to explain clearly, it's OK to drug them in such a way that it permanently regresses them into an infant. This even applies to people in their early teens.
** If you're into age play, you're a sick and twisted soul who will sink to any depths to indulge your fetish.
** [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures Don't pick up chainsaw-wielding hitchhikers]].
** [[SpoofAesop Feature-length movies should not have 18 different plots]].
* ''Fanfic/PetaParker'':
** If you survive a bombing and it doesn't kill anyone and you didn't need direct rescuing, then expect to take the blame for it.
** All lesbians are also drag-kings.
* ''Fanfic/APinkPlanet'': Absolute monarchies are fine as long as the monarch is willfully nice.
* ''FanFic/PoniesOfOlympus; Atlas Strongest Tournament:'' If you ever walk in on your boyfriend and best friend having sex, you should make sure he's not actually raping her before storming out.
* ''FanFic/{{Pokeumans}}'':
** Since the whole problem would have been avoided if the original Pokemon just hadn't made families with the humans [[HumansAreBastards who would then treat them like crap]], never stick your dick in crazy.
** You and a bunch of roommates can easily save an entire base of people from an army of bad guys. Don't go to the police, they just suck.
*** If you're female, though, your best bet is to join said police force and raise the competance of your whole branch by several levels.
*** Joining the police is generally a terrible idea; you may as well be ChaoticGood.
*** Training young kids and teenagers to be professional attackers, infiltrators, spies and general soldiers is only wrong when the bad guys do it. (This one actually has been discussed in various stories. {{Brainwashing}} does make a difference.)
** You should either totally and utterly embrace a principle with joy or have massive angst and personal drama over the whole issue. Sitting on the fence about it is for pussies.
** Screw the MutantDraftBoard! Those guys who told you that if you leave the base you'll be attacked, captured and brainwashed are clearly lying and out to take everything good you ever had in your life! It is your unalienable right to leave by any means and return to your family, even if you just accepted that there's a ReplacementGoldfish there now.
** For the good guys, the only reason humanity was still around is because it's not worth super-humanity's time to overpower them. For the bad guys, the only reason humanity is still around is other super-humans. Magneto was a hero to us all.
** Stalking is fine so long as it's apprentice-to-mentor.
*** A perfectly acceptable way to get someone to take you as an apprentice is to refuse to leave until they accept you, even when they've already politely refused and are 'embarrassed beyond belief'.
** Never ever ever trust anyone: if they aren't a spy, they're a brainwashed clone or ManchurianAgent. And this is a series set in the real world.
* ''Fanfic/TheQueensMercy'': Take up thievery. [[RagsToRoyalty You just might marry into royalty]].
** Losing an arm isn't all that big of a deal. Best not mention it.
* ''[[http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/text.html Sailor Moon: American Kitsune]]'':
** Killing homosexuals is right as long as they made you suffer.
** {{Incest| Is Relative}} is really acceptable.
** Becoming a furry with a cybernetic arm that possess any powers you want, thus putting Kamen Rider Decade, Megaman and the Gokaigers to shame makes you totally awesome and cool, even if you use your powers for killing gay people for no other reason than being bullied.
** Women will flock to a person with a StoryBreakerPower and said guy with love them equally no question asked.
** Who needs parents when you have a harem.
* ''FanFic/{{Shinji And Warhammer 40 K}}'':
** Having multiple personalities since before you were a teenager doesn't make you mentally unstable, it makes you a '' reality-shattering'' badass. And if those other personalities tell you to enslave others to your will because they'd be [[HappinessInSlavery much happier that way]], do so immediately. Heck, if you don't, some of your would-be victims will force it on you anyway.
** The only way to prevent the end of the world is to inspire everyone, everywhere, to become fanatical religious zealots willing to annihilate all that opposes you by any means necessary.
*** Well if you lived in the Imperium of Man this fic would pretty much be the Saturday morning cartoon you watched as a kid.
* ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/Snowdrop Snowdrop]]'':
** Got a major school project coming up, one you'll be presenting to [=VIPs=] at some major event? Feel free to leave it until the last minute, you'll surely come up with something great.
** There's no reason a blind child can't walk home from school alone - even in the middle of a major blizzard and in a city floating thousands of feet in the air.
** Don't bother to discipline or otherwise confront kids who are trash-talking a classmate over her disability. She'll do something inspirational soon enough, then they'll eat their words.
* ''FanFic/{{Stray}}'': Sociopaths make surprisingly good boyfriends.
** This also applies to ''Series/{{Dexter}}''. Or at least it used to.
* ''Fanfic/AThingOfVikings'': Peace-mongering is for the weak.
** The Hegemonic Stability Theory is correct; peace is only attainable if the good guys have the ultimate weapon to scare the world into cooperating with each other.
* ''Fanfic/ThreeMonthsAFox'': People of different races can't get along with each other.
* ''Fanfic/ViridianTheGreenGuide'': All teachers are bullies that pick on their weak students same as their student bullies.
* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21767578/chapters/51935908 We're Only Animals]]'':
** Being gay gives you free license to be racist and kill people who you think are getting in the way of your relationship.
** [[ConceptsAreCheap Concepts are NOT cheap]].
** Dad has high expectations for you that would get in the way of your relationship? Kill him.
** Becoming a mafia boss is better than being in an arranged marriage.
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[[folder: General Fandom FanWorks]]
* ''FanWorks/HarryPotter'':
** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
* ''FanWorks/HowToTrainYourDragon'':
** Abuse victims are all TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth.
** Want to be a badass? Run away from home. By the time you come back, you'll be so awesome that [[TheAce you'll be unstoppable]] and [[ChickMagnet all the girls will want you]]. [[EvenTheGuysWantHim And the guys.]]
* ''FanWorks/LifeIsStrange'': Fanfiction is a great way to retcon endings you don't like.
* ''FanWorks/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': Lesbian romance is the [[Main/HurtComfortFic best medicine.]]
* ''FanWorks/{{Naruto}}'':
** Remember ShrinkingViolet, the only way you'll get your object of affections to notice you, is to wear virtually nothing. It's okay to mock him if he doesn't notice.
** Remember never defend yourself despite the fact that you're being blamed for something you never did. Don't forget to forgive them too.
** Don't forget to hide our son's heritage so my enemies won't gets since he isn't strong or old enough and don't forget to do nothing and cry while the said fellow villagers are beating him within an inch of his life.
*** Or arrive late after said beating.
** Remember refusing to like the stronger protagonist makes her a whore because she doesn't give up on her first love.
*** And immediately liking the stronger protagonist doesn't, despite the fact that protagonist just beat her first love.
** The leader is a glorified figurehead that does all the paperwork.
** Dobe (Deadlast, Bottom Feeder) is an excellent nickname for someone.
** Don't like Naruto's orange outfit? Burn it.
** Naruto crossovers means that Naruto hijacks the plot, gets all the girls and wins the series SuperpowerLottery.
* ''FanWorks/TotalDrama'':
** Nobody likes fat people. Or ugly girls, and if an ugly girl has a more attractive friend then the friend would just been seen as being weighed down by said ugly girl.
** Homeschoolers and muscley girls suck, and [[TheStationsOfTheCanon are doomed to fail]] [[InSpiteOfANail regardless of what happens]]. DeadpanSnarker[=s=], on the other hand, ''can'' escape predetermination.
** Alternately: Homeschoolers are perfect, innocent angels. If somebody acts negatively towards another person and that person is homeschooled, assume that they're wrong and they only hate them for a petty grudge.
** Girls who are not trophy girlfriends are either [[RonTheDeathEater mentally unstable sociopaths]], [[AlphaBitch manipulative jerks]], or unimportant to society.
** There's no such thing as a standard breakup, or even bumpy parts in a relationship. Couples that don't along perfectly are doomed to fail, and in that case one person involved always turns into a psychopath.
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[[folder: Fanfiction in General]]
* You don't have to actually obey copyright law.
* Sex after trauma is always good; even non-rape trauma. Because people who almost drowned, almost lost their heads/brains/hearts are horny.
** Your lover's penis will heal all your pain.
*** Your lover's vagina will heal all your pain.
*** Your lover's orifice will heal all your pain.
* The only real requirement in a relationship is that the guy is gorgeous, and good sex means it's a good relationship.
* It isn't ''good'' sex unless at least one person involved can ''bifurcate'' another with their [[GagPenis impossibly huge penis]].
** And it isn't great sex unless the aforementioned isn't the male involved.
** No, no, it isn't ''good'' sex unless at least one person involved can bifurcate two others with their bifurcated impossibly huge penis.
** Lets just get this clear; [[GagPenis Big dick]] = [[AnatomicallyImpossibleSex good sex]].
* The villain (usually the other girl) will do [[BigBad epically evil things]] to get in the way of the designated couple. She will recruit the other people who have said "[[WhyWouldAnyoneTakeHimBack Who Would Ever Take Him Back?]]"
* Lube isn't necessary. Why would it be? Who needs lube?
** Alternatively, anything can be used as lube -- motor oil, foodstuffs, random items lying around, ''sulphuric acid'' -- it'll be good. It doesn't even have to be liquid.
** Additionally, condoms are unnecessary, especially for anal sex. Cleaning up bodily fluids after intercourse is simply ridiculous: just go to bed or, better yet, go to the bathroom and have shower sex.
** Anal sex is 100% clean and painless the first time around. Fecal matter? [[NobodyPoops People in fanfiction don't poop]], so you don't have to worry about that. If there ''is'' any pain whatsoever, it will always be "the good kind" of pain. It will last only a few seconds before giving way to untold pleasure beyond the character's wildest dreams.
* [[MisterSeahorse Men can get pregnant]]. This is [[ArtisticLicenseBiology scientific fact]]. They will not be disturbed, they'll be happy to serve a wifely role.
** As a trans guy, you also aren’t worthy enough to be fetishized this way, even though your pregnancy is the real mpreg deal. It has to be a cis guy having babies because… [[Main/UnfortunateImplication reasons]].
* Every relationship requires a dominant and a submissive member in order to work. There is no such thing as equal partnership, and there are no situations where couples trade-off or take turns being in charge. Sex only works if one party is a domineering overlord and the other one is a limp doormat.
** Gay and lesbian couples must always have a [[ButchLesbian traditionally]] "[[{{seme}} masculine]]" character and a [[LipstickLesbian traditionally]] "[[{{uke}} feminine]]" character regardless of actual personality and tastes. The appointment of these characteristics will usually be determined by height. If characters do bare some of these traits in {{canon}} but do not fit the masculine = taller and feminine = shorter dynamic, then their height will otherwise be altered to fit this stereotype.
* ''Lots'' of {{shipping}} fanfic: It doesn't matter if you're too shy or awkward or whatever to confess your feelings to someone you care about, since eventually they'll fall for you anyway. This goes double if you happen to be gay.
** And it goes triple if it's [[IncestYayShipping incest]].
* [[PedoHunt Paedophilia]] is acceptable when they are hot. [[{{Meta}} Or]] from popular big name series.
** Pedophiles are anyone who wants to have sex with anyone under 18. [[{{UnfortunateImplications}} Or]] [[{{AllGaysArePedophiles}} they're gay.]] [[{{DoubleStandard}} But it's fine if women are doing it.]]
* {{Bromance}} is just an illusion to cover a latent homosexual lust.
* It's okay to press your personal issues onto characters and depict them Out Of Character, your audience will love you to bits for it!
* If you hate a character, it's perfectly okay to demonise them because they deserved it even if they didn't do anything!
** On the flip side, purifying a thoroughly evil character is also okay because you love them! Even if it's OutOfCharacter.
* If a villain exists, there is romance (and porn) out of him/her/it. No exceptions.
* Bitchy women deserve to die.
** ... [[DieForOurShip and people who prevent Alice from being with Bob should die a horrible painful death, no matter how interesting or likable the character is]] [[FanDumb because preventing two people from getting together]] [[FelonyMisdemeanor just because you like him/her is worse than murder]]. Even though real people do it all the time. It's called monogamy. And if you don't follow the rules of monogamy, it will be seen as wrong by the very same people who got mad at a girlfriend/boyfriend/spouse for standing in the way of two characters getting together.
* If you land in an alternate universe, you can do anything you want -- [[MarySue Literally.]] Everyone in that universe will bend to your will and worship you as a living god.
* Say, aren't you a well-developed female character? And are you a strong character physically and mentally? [[CharacterDerailment Well, sorry! But you must be stripped down]] [[{{Chickification}} to a sniveling]] [[ExtremeDoormat doormat]] [[RonTheDeathEater to be abused by one of your best friends]] [[DieForOurShip so that your other best friend]] [[OneTruePairing (aka, your "Wan Troo Luv!")]] [[DamselInDistress can save you!]]
** Also don't forget that "your other best friend" could [[DracoInLeatherPants be the villain now a newly minted lover!]] Regardless if he is actually worse than your "abusive" boyfriend.
* People who openly claim themselves to be straight are A) Homophobic, B) Secretly gay/bisexual. There is nothing in-between.
* Want to get instantly famous or get loads of favorites on your story? Just write porn! Praises will rain all over you and you'll get the critical acclaim you've always wanted, regardless of the actual quality of the work. 'Cause at least you wrote some spanking material for the readers.
* It's perfectly alright to demonise female characters for minor slights (such as [[DieForOurShip being in the way of your favourite pairing]]) whilst being quick to ignore or [[DracoInLeatherPants handwave or ignore anything a male character does, no matter how heinous]].
** Contrarywise, someone who criticises a female character in any way could only ever be motivated by personal bias or sexism. It surely can't be because said female character has done something geniunely heinous and selfish (e.g. rape) or that the critic is more concerned with how the female character has been handled by the writers. Women are always perfectly pure paragons no matter what and anyone who says otherwise is a misogynist of the highest order.
* If you're a protagonist, you are basically the law. Everyone will follow your every command, want to befriend you, and/or fall in love with you no matter how many puppies you kill, and if they don't, they're ''clearly'' either a StrawLoser or a villain.
* Completely rewriting {{Canon}} for the sake of FanWank is cheap and lazy... that is, unless you call it an AlternateUniverse. Then it's completely fine, and your readers will praise your creativity to the high heavens.
* HanahakiDisease:
** Emotions can cause parasites to attack you.
** Terminal illness is romantic.
** If someone who has a crush on you develops a terminal disease, you ''must'' become their significant other, even if you barely know them, or are of IncompatibleOrientation. This will cure them immediately, but if you don’t, they will surely die, and it will be entirely your fault.
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[[folder: Specific Fanfiction]]
* ''Fanfic/BackToTheFrollo'': She may be black and from a future time period and you may be a racist murderer who lust after women, but as long as she is not a gypsy, she's your true love.
* ''Fanfic/TheChildOfLove'': Teen pregnancy is the cutest thing ever!
* ''FanFic/ConstantTemptation'': [[DracoInLeatherPants You can be the most prolific killer in recent history]] [[EasilyForgiven and no one will care]] [[PetTheDog as long as you're nice to]] [[SlashFic your boyfriend]] [[HeartwarmingOrphan and the orphans.]]
* ''FanFic/TheConversionBureau'': [[HumansAreBastards Humans committing horrible acts]] crosses the MoralEventHorizon. [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic Multi-coloured horses]] committing genocide gets a [[MoralMyopia free pass.]]
* ''Fanfic/{{Coyote}}'': Don't trust any authority figure anywhere. They are all racist and ableist and will do everything in their power to keep you down.
* ''[[FanFic/TheCrowPhoenixRising The Crow: Phoenix Rising]]'': [[OmniscientMoralityLicense Don't worry, there's no need to angst about the gruesome murders you've committed if your magic talking bird friend says it's okay.]]
* ''{{FanFic/Cupcakes}}'': The most silly and goofy of your friends is actually a cold-blooded, AxCrazy [[IAmAHumanitarian cannibal]]! So if they ever ask you to come over to their place, don't listen to them or they'll kill you!
* ''Fanfic/CurseOfTheDemonPony''
** Don't let go of your childhood crush, even if you haven't seen him or her for years. [[JailBaitWait It's not creepy]].
** It's okay for a racist jerk to make fun of your friends and daughter, but if he makes fun of someone you hadn't seen for years then by God THEY WILL PAY.
* ''Fanfic/CursedBlood'': Japanese public schools are pure evil!
* ''FanFic/DekuIThinkHesSomePro'': Never meet your heroes. They don't care about what you ''can'' do, only what you ''can't'' do, and they'll lord it over you until you give up.
* ''Fanfic/{{Deserving}}'': Stockholm Syndrome, Lima Syndrome, and institutionalized sexual exploitation are an acceptable emotional foundation for starting a family.
* ''Fanfic/TheDragonAndTheBow'': All [[AltarDiplomacy Arranged Marriages]] are {{Perfectly Arranged Marriage}}s.
* ''FanFic/FurAndPhotography'': Nearly getting mauled to death by a wild animal is the best thing that could ever happen to you.
* ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'':
** Following the Scientific Method turns you into a {{Jerkass}}.
** Alternately, learning how to use the scientific method makes you smarter than people shouting gobbledygook and {{Canis Latinicus}} and gives you a reason to to be a {{Jerkass}}. It's not your fault they're less educated.
** Furthermore, following the Scientific Method will make you want to become [[AGodAmI God]] and [[SuddenlyShouting TAKE OVER THE UNIVERSE,]] [[EvilLaugh MWUAHAHAHAHAHA!]]
** Biting teachers is okay when they're proven wrong.
* ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'':
** If you are in a position of power, you will not have any responsibilities whatsoever. You are perfectly able to spend months abandoning your duties on a lavish estate without any consequences whatsoever.
** It is perfectly all right to abuse your wife if she dares to get upset about you cheating on her.
** The only acceptable way to move on after losing a child is to [[ReplacementGoldfish make a new one with the same name]].
* ''[[http://community.livejournal.com/capslokdethklok/608388.html#cutid1 The Inevitable Undoing of William Murderface]]'':
** it is possible for an odd-looking, self-loathing, Type A {{Tsundere}} to find love with someone who is attractive, kind-hearted, and sexually compatible, but only if the love interest in question has a CartwrightCurse.
** Alternately, making persistent sexual advances on a lonely, emotionally distraught person with serious self-esteem issues is perfectly okay if you're the {{Uke}} in the relationship.
* ''Fanfic/{{Intercom}}'':
** Sometimes, TheMasquerade is in place for [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow a very good reason.]]
** Learning that you are just a construct controlled by the inhabitants of AnotherDimension won't make you GoMadFromTheRevelation-- instead, you'll probably think it's pretty cool. One of your classmates expressing genuine concern for your welfare? That ''will'' make you GoMadFromTheRevelation.
* ''Fanfic/KnowThyselfThePrelude''/''Fanfic/KnowThyself'': Being raised in an abusive household makes you ConditionedToAcceptHorror and thus makes you the perfect candidate in a human resistance in a {{Cyberpunk}} post-apocalypse.
* ''FanFic/TheLastWar'':
** It's not DomesticAbuse if the hero does it.
** It's better to have stayed with your abusive family, ignorant of your true heritage and never having met your true love, if that world is less than perfect.
** Murder is okay if he was a JerkAss.
** Redheads are just evil.
* ''FanFic/MastermindStrategistForHire'':
** The only rational course of action for minorities is to become a career-criminal because the have ''zero'' hope of any alternatives.
** UsefulNotes/McDonalds won't hire you if you don't have some inherent gift and have superpowers. Those are sorely needed in minimum wage.
* ''[[https://www.fanfiction.net/s/667336/1/A-mother-s-love A Mother's Love]]'': A mother who acts overprotective and annoying deserves to be derailed into an abusive, hateful shrew who hurts her innocent children, then get killed for it.
* ''FanFic/MovieNightAtFreddys'':
** If a screening of a god-awful Direct-to-DVD movie results in your near death, you should totally risk your life to go back into the same situation just so you can find out what they were thinking instead of learning from that experience.
** It's perfectly okay to sever a long-lasting friendship over getting less screentime and lower billing than your friend. It's not the fault of awful writing, it's ''their'' fault!
** For the movie-within-the-fanfic: If you're stuck in a life-or-death situation, the most effective way to escape fully intact is by singing a musical number!
* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'':
** If you want to deconstruct what you consider to be the problematic philosophy behind a popular work of fiction while promoting your own beliefs, pick either an AcceptableTarget (''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' are popular) or something in which the characters, in canon, are less interesting and well-developed than the exponents of your philosophy. If you attempt to destroy [[Creator/LaurenFaust the Faust]]'s [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic house]] with the Faust's tools, there's a strong chance you'll just wind up looking inept by comparison, which will not help your case.
** ThePowerOfFriendship is just a [[WhatKindOfLamePowerIsHeartAnyway stupid]] DeusExMachina! Just use [[ByThePowerOfGreyskull belief]] instead, that's [[SarcasmMode totally not]] [[{{Hypocrite}} the same thing]]!
* ''FanFic/MyImmortal'':
** Goths are horrible, horrible people. Also christians (example: [[strike:Snape]] Snap) are all incompetent villains who side with people that [[RougeAnglesOfSatin masticate]] to naked 17 year old girls.
** Wait ... they chew to naked 17 year old girls?
*** [[Series/PushingDaisies No, Olive, that's not what they meant.]]
** Sexual tension can be released by masticating.
** The best way to be beat a Preppy AlphaBitch is to [[HeWhoFightsMonsters become a bitch yourself]].
** The best way to run a shop catering to a specific subculture is to hold back stock and only let 'real' members of the subculture see it. That won't negatively impact sales at all.
** To defeat the BigBad, shout the name of someone's pet cat at him.
** Even if you're a band's biggest fan, you won't be able to tell the band members apart from the villains in a PaperThinDisguise.
** Eating Count Chocula with blood instead of milk makes you cool and edgy.
** To be part of a subculture, you must have been a member of that subculture for as long as anyone can remember (or cares about). Anybody new who tries to join is a poser who should be mocked.
** Headaches can cause complete CharacterDerailment.
** Self-harm is a fun group activity.
* ''Fanfic/NoGraveCanHoldMyBodyDown'': Patriarchal religions are wrong and matriarchal religions are right.
* ''FanFic/NobodyDies'': Rape is okay--hilarous, in fact--if you're a female sociopath.
* ''WebComic/NuzlockeComics'':
** There are two main explanations for why Trainers continue their journeys despite constantly [[KilledOffForReal losing their close friends]]:
** HeroicWillpower makes you extremely good at either [[AngstWhatAngst ignoring]] or [[HollywoodPsych repressing]] severe emotional trauma, even from a young age.
** The wilds are so cruel, so brutal and so uncompromising to the weak that wild-animals-turned-pets would rather remain pets and face criminal masterminds and OlympusMons than go back. At least here someone notices if they live or die.
* ''Fanfic/NymphAndTheCorruptedMiraculous'':
** Getting crippled makes you sexy and popular.
** Superheroes and supervillains all gravitate to one another out of costume whether they like it or not.
* ''Fanfic/OfQuirksAndMagic'': If someone has a latent ability or skill that makes them look stereotypically "scary" and "evil" by comparison, they will eventually prove you right.
* ''Fanfic/OpenForAll'': Teachers don't ''stop'' bullying. They only care if you fight back and then it is all ''your'' fault.
* ''Pattycakes'':
** Cult leaders who take days to brainwash people are pussies; if you're serious about it, you can do it in an afternoon.
** When it comes to having a child, [[MindRape mindraping an adult]] is easier than adoption or dating.
*** The best people to do this is your close friends. If they don't want to, do it anyway and force them to see how great it is.
** Destroying your closest friend's mind with psychological torture and drugs is the best decision you will ever make.
** Pharmacists will gladly help you create a drug with abuse potential that makes GHB look like paracetamol. You probably won't even have to pay.
** You'll never know who's into the same things that you are unless you randomly ask every adult in your town to try it.
** People who share a kink with you will gladly help you run a teenager through a gauntlet of "tests" dotted with the risk of MindRape.
** If someone doesn't grasp and agree with a philosophy you never bothered to explain clearly, it's OK to drug them in such a way that it permanently regresses them into an infant. This even applies to people in their early teens.
** If you're into age play, you're a sick and twisted soul who will sink to any depths to indulge your fetish.
** [[WesternAnimation/TinyToonAdventures Don't pick up chainsaw-wielding hitchhikers]].
** [[SpoofAesop Feature-length movies should not have 18 different plots]].
* ''Fanfic/PetaParker'':
** If you survive a bombing and it doesn't kill anyone and you didn't need direct rescuing, then expect to take the blame for it.
** All lesbians are also drag-kings.
* ''Fanfic/APinkPlanet'': Absolute monarchies are fine as long as the monarch is willfully nice.
* ''FanFic/PoniesOfOlympus; Atlas Strongest Tournament:'' If you ever walk in on your boyfriend and best friend having sex, you should make sure he's not actually raping her before storming out.
* ''FanFic/{{Pokeumans}}'':
** Since the whole problem would have been avoided if the original Pokemon just hadn't made families with the humans [[HumansAreBastards who would then treat them like crap]], never stick your dick in crazy.
** You and a bunch of roommates can easily save an entire base of people from an army of bad guys. Don't go to the police, they just suck.
*** If you're female, though, your best bet is to join said police force and raise the competance of your whole branch by several levels.
*** Joining the police is generally a terrible idea; you may as well be ChaoticGood.
*** Training young kids and teenagers to be professional attackers, infiltrators, spies and general soldiers is only wrong when the bad guys do it. (This one actually has been discussed in various stories. {{Brainwashing}} does make a difference.)
** You should either totally and utterly embrace a principle with joy or have massive angst and personal drama over the whole issue. Sitting on the fence about it is for pussies.
** Screw the MutantDraftBoard! Those guys who told you that if you leave the base you'll be attacked, captured and brainwashed are clearly lying and out to take everything good you ever had in your life! It is your unalienable right to leave by any means and return to your family, even if you just accepted that there's a ReplacementGoldfish there now.
** For the good guys, the only reason humanity was still around is because it's not worth super-humanity's time to overpower them. For the bad guys, the only reason humanity is still around is other super-humans. Magneto was a hero to us all.
** Stalking is fine so long as it's apprentice-to-mentor.
*** A perfectly acceptable way to get someone to take you as an apprentice is to refuse to leave until they accept you, even when they've already politely refused and are 'embarrassed beyond belief'.
** Never ever ever trust anyone: if they aren't a spy, they're a brainwashed clone or ManchurianAgent. And this is a series set in the real world.
* ''Fanfic/TheQueensMercy'': Take up thievery. [[RagsToRoyalty You just might marry into royalty]].
** Losing an arm isn't all that big of a deal. Best not mention it.
* ''[[http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/text.html Sailor Moon: American Kitsune]]'':
** Killing homosexuals is right as long as they made you suffer.
** {{Incest| Is Relative}} is really acceptable.
** Becoming a furry with a cybernetic arm that possess any powers you want, thus putting Kamen Rider Decade, Megaman and the Gokaigers to shame makes you totally awesome and cool, even if you use your powers for killing gay people for no other reason than being bullied.
** Women will flock to a person with a StoryBreakerPower and said guy with love them equally no question asked.
** Who needs parents when you have a harem.
* ''FanFic/{{Shinji And Warhammer 40 K}}'':
** Having multiple personalities since before you were a teenager doesn't make you mentally unstable, it makes you a '' reality-shattering'' badass. And if those other personalities tell you to enslave others to your will because they'd be [[HappinessInSlavery much happier that way]], do so immediately. Heck, if you don't, some of your would-be victims will force it on you anyway.
** The only way to prevent the end of the world is to inspire everyone, everywhere, to become fanatical religious zealots willing to annihilate all that opposes you by any means necessary.
*** Well if you lived in the Imperium of Man this fic would pretty much be the Saturday morning cartoon you watched as a kid.
* ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/Snowdrop Snowdrop]]'':
** Got a major school project coming up, one you'll be presenting to [=VIPs=] at some major event? Feel free to leave it until the last minute, you'll surely come up with something great.
** There's no reason a blind child can't walk home from school alone - even in the middle of a major blizzard and in a city floating thousands of feet in the air.
** Don't bother to discipline or otherwise confront kids who are trash-talking a classmate over her disability. She'll do something inspirational soon enough, then they'll eat their words.
* ''FanFic/{{Stray}}'': Sociopaths make surprisingly good boyfriends.
** This also applies to ''Series/{{Dexter}}''. Or at least it used to.
* ''Fanfic/AThingOfVikings'': Peace-mongering is for the weak.
** The Hegemonic Stability Theory is correct; peace is only attainable if the good guys have the ultimate weapon to scare the world into cooperating with each other.
* ''Fanfic/ThreeMonthsAFox'': People of different races can't get along with each other.
* ''Fanfic/ViridianTheGreenGuide'': All teachers are bullies that pick on their weak students same as their student bullies.
* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21767578/chapters/51935908 We're Only Animals]]'':
** Being gay gives you free license to be racist and kill people who you think are getting in the way of your relationship.
** [[ConceptsAreCheap Concepts are NOT cheap]].
** Dad has high expectations for you that would get in the way of your relationship? Kill him.
** Becoming a mafia boss is better than being in an arranged marriage.
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[[folder: General Fandom FanWorks]]
* ''FanWorks/HarryPotter'':
** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
* ''FanWorks/HowToTrainYourDragon'':
** Abuse victims are all TooGoodForThisSinfulEarth.
** Want to be a badass? Run away from home. By the time you come back, you'll be so awesome that [[TheAce you'll be unstoppable]] and [[ChickMagnet all the girls will want you]]. [[EvenTheGuysWantHim And the guys.]]
* ''FanWorks/LifeIsStrange'': Fanfiction is a great way to retcon endings you don't like.
* ''FanWorks/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': Lesbian romance is the [[Main/HurtComfortFic best medicine.]]
* ''FanWorks/{{Naruto}}'':
** Remember ShrinkingViolet, the only way you'll get your object of affections to notice you, is to wear virtually nothing. It's okay to mock him if he doesn't notice.
** Remember never defend yourself despite the fact that you're being blamed for something you never did. Don't forget to forgive them too.
** Don't forget to hide our son's heritage so my enemies won't gets since he isn't strong or old enough and don't forget to do nothing and cry while the said fellow villagers are beating him within an inch of his life.
*** Or arrive late after said beating.
** Remember refusing to like the stronger protagonist makes her a whore because she doesn't give up on her first love.
*** And immediately liking the stronger protagonist doesn't, despite the fact that protagonist just beat her first love.
** The leader is a glorified figurehead that does all the paperwork.
** Dobe (Deadlast, Bottom Feeder) is an excellent nickname for someone.
** Don't like Naruto's orange outfit? Burn it.
** Naruto crossovers means that Naruto hijacks the plot, gets all the girls and wins the series SuperpowerLottery.
* ''FanWorks/TotalDrama'':
** Nobody likes fat people. Or ugly girls, and if an ugly girl has a more attractive friend then the friend would just been seen as being weighed down by said ugly girl.
** Homeschoolers and muscley girls suck, and [[TheStationsOfTheCanon are doomed to fail]] [[InSpiteOfANail regardless of what happens]]. DeadpanSnarker[=s=], on the other hand, ''can'' escape predetermination.
** Alternately: Homeschoolers are perfect, innocent angels. If somebody acts negatively towards another person and that person is homeschooled, assume that they're wrong and they only hate them for a petty grudge.
** Girls who are not trophy girlfriends are either [[RonTheDeathEater mentally unstable sociopaths]], [[AlphaBitch manipulative jerks]], or unimportant to society.
** There's no such thing as a standard breakup, or even bumpy parts in a relationship. Couples that don't along perfectly are doomed to fail, and in that case one person involved always turns into a psychopath.
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* ''FanWorks/HarryPotter'':
** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
* ''FanWorks/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'': Lesbian romance is the [[Main/HurtComfortFic best medicine.]]
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** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
* ''FanWorks/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** Lesbian romance is the [[Main/HurtComfortFic best medicine.]]
** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
* ''FanWorks/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic'':
** Lesbian romance is the [[Main/HurtComfortFic best medicine.]]
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* ''Fanfic/PetaParker'': If you survive a bombing and it doesn't kill anyone and you didn't need direct rescuing, then expect to take the blame for it.
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* ''Fanfic/PetaParker'': ''Fanfic/PetaParker'':
** If you survive a bombing and it doesn't kill anyone and you didn't need direct rescuing, then expect to take the blame for it.
** All lesbians are also drag-kings.
** If you survive a bombing and it doesn't kill anyone and you didn't need direct rescuing, then expect to take the blame for it.
** All lesbians are also drag-kings.
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* ''[[https://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/WebAnimation/Snowdrop Snowdrop]]'':
** Got a major school project coming up, one you'll be presenting to [=VIPs=] at some major event? Feel free to leave it until the last minute, you'll surely come up with something great.
** There's no reason a blind child can't walk home from school alone - even in the middle of a major blizzard and in a city floating thousands of feet in the air.
** Don't bother to discipline or otherwise confront kids who are trash-talking a classmate over her disability. She'll do something inspirational soon enough, then they'll eat their words.
** Got a major school project coming up, one you'll be presenting to [=VIPs=] at some major event? Feel free to leave it until the last minute, you'll surely come up with something great.
** There's no reason a blind child can't walk home from school alone - even in the middle of a major blizzard and in a city floating thousands of feet in the air.
** Don't bother to discipline or otherwise confront kids who are trash-talking a classmate over her disability. She'll do something inspirational soon enough, then they'll eat their words.
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** As a trans guy, you should deal with the fact that fanfic authors write stories fetishizing the capabilities of your body without including the reality of your body because if you were born with a vagina and an uterus, it means [[Main/UnfortunateImplication you aren’t a man in the first place and that a cis guy being pregnant in his butt will always be more accepted than you being pregnant in your uterus]].
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** As a trans guy, you should deal with the fact that fanfic authors write stories fetishizing the capabilities of also aren’t worthy enough to be fetishized this way, even though your body without including pregnancy is the reality of your body because if you were born with real mpreg deal. It has to be a vagina and an uterus, it means cis guy having babies because… [[Main/UnfortunateImplication you aren’t a man in the first place and that a cis guy being pregnant in his butt will always be more accepted than you being pregnant in your uterus]]. reasons]].
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** As a trans guy, you should deal with the fact that fanfic authors write stories fetishizing the capabilities of your body without including the reality of your body because if you were born with vagina, it means [[Main/UnfortunateImplication you aren’t a man in the first place and that a cis guy being pregnant in his butt will always be more accepted than you being pregnant in your uterus]].
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** As a trans guy, you should deal with the fact that fanfic authors write stories fetishizing the capabilities of your body without including the reality of your body because if you were born with vagina, a vagina and an uterus, it means [[Main/UnfortunateImplication you aren’t a man in the first place and that a cis guy being pregnant in his butt will always be more accepted than you being pregnant in your uterus]].
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** As a trans guy, you should deal with the fact that fanfic authors write stories fetishizing the capabilities of your body without including the reality of your body because if you were born with vagina, it means [[Main/UnfortunateImplication you aren’t a man in the first place and that a cis guy being pregnant in his butt will always be more accepted than you being pregnant in your uterus]].
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* ''FanWorks/HarryPotter'':
** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
** The teacher who keeps some things secret from you for your own good is worse than the mass-murdering terrorist who specifically wants you dead.
** The government is not only corrupt, but is exactly as bad as said mass-murdering terrorist.
** Creator/AynRand was right!
** Redheads don’t deserve to be loved. After all, they’re evil schemers who desire to steal the wealth and fame of worthy people.
** The hero’s best friend who is normal by comparison and ends up with the female lead at the end is actually a total idiot who can’t do anything right and has no personality other than ''hating'' the hero’s success, and therefore the hero is perfectly justified in berating and assaulting him at every turn.
** The hero’s actual LoveInterest is nothing more than a delusional fangirl LovingAShadow, regardless of her canonical characterization. Oh, and the fact that she and the hero’s mother both have red hair gives the relationship Oedipal issues, despite them otherwise looking nothing alike.
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* HanahakiDisease: Emotions can cause parasites to attack you.
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* HanahakiDisease: HanahakiDisease:
** Emotions can cause parasites to attackyou.you.
** Terminal illness is romantic.
** If someone who has a crush on you develops a terminal disease, you ''must'' become their significant other, even if you barely know them, or are of IncompatibleOrientation. This will cure them immediately, but if you don’t, they will surely die, and it will be entirely your fault.
** Emotions can cause parasites to attack
** Terminal illness is romantic.
** If someone who has a crush on you develops a terminal disease, you ''must'' become their significant other, even if you barely know them, or are of IncompatibleOrientation. This will cure them immediately, but if you don’t, they will surely die, and it will be entirely your fault.
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* ''Fanfic/HarryPotterAndTheMethodsOfRationality'': Following the Scientific Method turns you into a {{Jerkass}}.
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** Following the Scientific Method turns you into a {{Jerkass}}.
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* ''Webcomic/HowIBecameYours'': If you are in a position of power, you will not have any responsibilities whatsoever. You are perfectly able to spend months abandoning your duties on a lavish estate without any consequences whatsoever.
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* ''[[http://community.livejournal.com/capslokdethklok/608388.html#cutid1 The Inevitable Undoing of William Murderface]]'': it is possible for an odd-looking, self-loathing, Type A {{Tsundere}} to find love with someone who is attractive, kind-hearted, and sexually compatible, but only if the love interest in question has a CartwrightCurse.
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* ''[[http://community.livejournal.com/capslokdethklok/608388.html#cutid1 The Inevitable Undoing of William
** it is possible for an odd-looking, self-loathing, Type A {{Tsundere}} to find love with someone who is attractive, kind-hearted, and sexually compatible, but only if the love interest in question has a CartwrightCurse.
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* ''Fanfic/{{Intercom}}'': Sometimes, TheMasquerade is in place for [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow a very good reason.]]
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** Sometimes, TheMasquerade is in place for [[TheseAreThingsManWasNotMeantToKnow a very good reason.]]
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* ''FanFic/TheLastWar'': It's not DomesticAbuse if the hero does it.
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* ''FanFic/TheLastWar'':
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* ''FanFic/MovieNightAtFreddys'': If a screening of a god-awful Direct-to-DVD movie results in your near death, you should totally risk your life to go back into the same situation just so you can find out what they were thinking instead of learning from that experience.
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** If a screening of a god-awful Direct-to-DVD movie results in your near death, you should totally risk your life to go back into the same situation just so you can find out what they were thinking instead of learning from that experience.
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* ''Fanfic/MyBravePonyStarfleetMagic'': If you want to deconstruct what you consider to be the problematic philosophy behind a popular work of fiction while promoting your own beliefs, pick either an AcceptableTarget (''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' are popular) or something in which the characters, in canon, are less interesting and well-developed than the exponents of your philosophy. If you attempt to destroy [[Creator/LaurenFaust the Faust]]'s [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic house]] with the Faust's tools, there's a strong chance you'll just wind up looking inept by comparison, which will not help your case.
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** If you want to deconstruct what you consider to be the problematic philosophy behind a popular work of fiction while promoting your own beliefs, pick either an AcceptableTarget (''Literature/{{Twilight}}'' and ''Literature/SwordOfTruth'' are popular) or something in which the characters, in canon, are less interesting and well-developed than the exponents of your philosophy. If you attempt to destroy [[Creator/LaurenFaust the Faust]]'s [[WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic house]] with the Faust's tools, there's a strong chance you'll just wind up looking inept by comparison, which will not help your case.
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* ''FanFic/MyImmortal'': Goths are horrible, horrible people. Also christians (example: [[strike:Snape]] Snap) are all incompetent villains who side with people that [[RougeAnglesOfSatin masticate]] to naked 17 year old girls.
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* ''WebComic/NuzlockeComics'': There are two main explanations for why Trainers continue their journeys despite constantly [[KilledOffForReal losing their close friends]]:
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* ''Fanfic/NymphAndTheCorruptedMiraculous'': Getting crippled makes you sexy and popular.
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* ''Pattycakes'': Cult leaders who take days to brainwash people are pussies; if you're serious about it, you can do it in an afternoon.
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* ''[[http://www.commuterbarnacle.com/gonterman/text.html Sailor Moon: American Kitsune]]'': Killing homosexuals is right as long as they made you suffer.
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* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21767578/chapters/51935908 We're Only Animals]]'': Being gay gives you free license to be racist and kill people who you think are getting in the way of your relationship.
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* ''[[https://archiveofourown.org/works/21767578/chapters/51935908 We're Only
** Being gay gives you free license to be racist and kill people who you think are getting in the way of your relationship.
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** McDonalds won't hire you if you don't have some inherent gift and have superpowers. Those are sorely needed in minimum wage.
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** McDonalds UsefulNotes/McDonalds won't hire you if you don't have some inherent gift and have superpowers. Those are sorely needed in minimum wage.
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* ''Fanfic/ThreeMonthsAFox'': People of different races can't get along with each other.
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* HanahakiDisease: Emotions can cause parasites to attack you.
