When we least expect it, there will be a third epilogue.
And in it, John will ask to eat the book in Roxy and Calliope's picnic basket.- This epilogue may occur ten years after the epilogue's release on Homestuck's 20th anniversary, when the Skaianet timer runs out. Hussie may have been inspired to do this by something he once mentioned in a news post: Mark Twain's autobiography, which was only released a century after his death. The goal of this will be for Homestuck's true ending to come after most if not all people have stopped caring about Homestuck. This will be because Hussie.
