[[WMG: The cars in the "worthless" song, are going through different stages of dealing with their own death.]]
In order of apearence, Denial (the blue car), Fear (the pink car), Bargaining (the red muscle car), Anger (the Indie 500 car), Depression, (the Texas wedding car, the hearse, and the surfer's car) and finally, Acceptance (the old truck, who to preserve his dignity drives himself to the crusher rather then be dragged there by the magnet). Now with that in mind, [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FqT2uOa1-d0 watch it again]]. Tell me I'm wrong.
* OK. You're wrong. None of that makes sense. The blue car very clearly wasn't in denial and accepted his fate "one more dusty road would be a road too long." the red car never bargained, the Indie 500 car never expressed anger. Depression and acceptance are the only ones that make sense.
* As someone put it in a youtube comment, it makes a lot more sense if you see them as people with various issues in life. To quote them
** First Car: The Work Exhausted. Those who can't handle the pressures of work and life
** Second Car: The Depressed. Those who can't get started, and therefore life speeds past them
** Third Car: The Drifters. Those who drift along without any point, never rooting down
** Fourth Car: The Has-Beens. Those who were once famous or important, but have been tossed aside
** Fifth Car: The Unmarried. Those who are unable to find love or are too scared to commit to a relationship
** Sixth Car: The Traumatized. Those who suffer from mental illness or trauma and are unable to cope
** Seventh Car: The Youths. Those who waste their lives away partying and having good times but never contribute to society
** Eighth Car: The Elderly. Those who were loved by their families, but age has made them worthless

[[WMG: Rob secretly knows that the appliances are alive.]]
Ever wondered why he's such a pack rat? Not because he's very frugal, but because he knows of their sentience. The appliances, however do not know that he does; Rob knows because he accidentally saw them moving, unknowingly to them. When he came back to his house, found the group missing, and acted puzzled, he was playing stupid. Finally, the reason Rob is laughing his head off at the end? To cover up the laughing of his "friends" in the trunk!

[[WMG: This, ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory'', and ''WesternAnimation/GnomeoAndJuliet'' take place in the same universe.]]
I'm surprised nobody brought this up before. In the WesternAnimation/ToyStory series, toys can become alive when their owners aren't looking. Same here. Maybe the appliances became alive because they were basically toys to Rob when he was a child, and the "magic" spread to other appliances? Also, in ''WesternAnimation/ToyStory2'', Hamm mentions a garden gnome next door. This implies that in the WesternAnimation/ToyStory universe, lawn ornaments are also alive, as in ''Gnomeo and Juliet''. If The Brave Little Toaster and Toy Story are in the same universe, and Toy Story and Gnomeo and Juliet are in the same universe, than The Brave Little Toaster and Gnomeo and Juliet are in the same universe!

[[WMG: Syndrome from ''WesternAnimation/TheIncredibles'' survived and grew up to be Elmo St. Peter.]]
The hair... the gadgets... the ''cruelty''...
** Or maybe it was [[WesternAnimation/DextersLaboratory Dexter]], who shed his accent to fit in, and is trying to rebuild his life after an experiment destroyed all of that ground-breaking technology in his basement.

[[WMG: The movie is a Christian allegory dealing with Christ's second coming.]]
Just think about it: five appliances wait patiently for their Master to return (God/Jesus is sometimes called our Master). They are almost tricked into thinking that he has abandoned them, but they overcome this and set off to find him and the City of Light (Heaven). Their many adventures are metaphorical for the trials and tribulations of life. No matter how many dangers they face, they never lose hope that they will find him. However, in the end, [[spoiler: they don't find him. ''He finds them!'']]
* What about [[spoiler: fixing up the air conditioner]]? Does that mean He forgives and heals [[DespairEventHorizon even those who lose faith]]? [[CrowningMomentOfHeartwarming ...excuse me, I'm gonna go visit church]].
** [[spoiler: Air Conditioner]] = Lazarus. Master's ability to fix the appliances is another sign he is Jesus.
** Salvation through grace, those that truly suffered beyond their capacity to cope are believed to be granted salvation in several sub-sects of Christianity.
* Elmo St. Peter is Satan, his dog Quadroped standing for Cerberus, the guard dog of Hell. All of the appliances trapped in his shop are former believers who've lost their faith. That is, until the Toaster and friends *save* them.

[[WMG: Alternatively, or in addition, it is partially a holocaust allegory.]]
The appliances are forced to leave thier home and go on a dangerous journey to find the Master, without being seen by any other humans--simmilar to Jews/Gypsies/etc having to flee their home countries and escape to America. Radio talks like a 1940s broadcaster, and makes constant references to WWII. Then there's Lampy's exclamation of "to the showers!" when he thinks he is about to be thrown away (seriously, he says that). Elmo St. Peters is essentially a Dr. Mengele to the appliances. If the appliances are caught by humans, there's the fear that they must remain useful, or be destroyed. And we probably shouldn't even get into the junkyard scene...

[[WMG: Lampy is the Creator/{{Pixar}} lamp, dyed orange.]]
Go on, tell me he ain't.

[[WMG: Alternately, Lampy was the inspiration for the Creator/{{Pixar}} lamp.]]
Given that many of the people who worked on this film went on to work with Pixar, this is very probable. Also, they are both living objects, though Lampy actually has a face and can speak.

[[WMG: When master read books under Lampy he was educating the lamp without realizing it.]]
Though slow on the uptake and not very street-smart, Lampy is still oddly smart in other ways compared to the other appliances. He knows how to read a phone book, and while the other appliances call the sun "The really big lamp in the sky," he understands meteorology well enough to know that he can make himself into a lighning rod to recharge their battery. That's because while other kids would be reading comic books or dirty magazines under their lamps, Master is exactly the type of nerd who would be eagerly reading his science textbooks.
* This is somewhat implied by the following line near the end:
-->'''Lampy''': You know, I've been thinking, and this college business seems like a good idea. I can absorb a lot of interesting facts.

[[WMG: Radio actually belonged to Master's parents or grandparents.]]
Hence why he sounds like he's from the 1940s, and his obsession with WWII. Master probably got the radio as a family gift, considering it a cool antique.

[[WMG: Appliances and electrical objects actually ''are'' alive!]]
I just had to say it. But it kind of explains exactly how they do their jobs. Please don't take this WMG too seriously.

[[WMG: [[WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster This film]], ''WesternAnimation/{{Cars}}'', and ''WesternAnimation/{{Nine}}'' are all alternate branches off the same timeline.]]
As in ''WesternAnimation/{{Nine}}'', the Industrial Revolution never ended. But in this timeline, the manufacturing companies held a secret skill: They were able to make living beings...living beings disguised as household appliances. Only the manufacturers know this; everyone else does not.

[[WMG:Alternately, this movie is the prequel to ''WesternAnimation/{{Nine}}'']]
This would explain the reason the appliances come to life. The producers of said appliances used the same technology the scientist of ''WesternAnimation/{{Nine}}'' used to bring the stitchpunks to life. Thus, Toaster, Lampy, Kirby, and all the rest are not only sentient, but have souls.
* [[FridgeHorror Good lord, does this mean that the air conditioner is a past incarnation of 1?]]

[[WMG: The sequels are not canon]]
There's proof here: If Rob was such a good mechanic, why the crap did he ''decide to become a veterinarian instead?'' Talk about wasted talent... Also, I realized that in the sequels, things that shouldn't be alive are, such as a faucet (not electrical or mechanical) and a computer mouse (the mouse should simply be an ''appendage''). My conclusion? The sequels are just figments of Blanky's imagination. Either that or they are being told by an UnreliableNarrator (possibly Lampy).
** He was good at fixing appliances, so he decided to try fixing living things.
** And Brave Little Toaster Goes to Mars ''is'' canon, it's in the book.
** Considering that the first movie was about a talking toaster and every other scene was like a bad acid trip, is a sequel where they go to Mars that far-fetched? All the sequel meant to this Troper was that the writers did just a tad bit more LSD after making the fisrt movie, and decided to make another.
** The director was not involved with the sequels and [[WordOfGod says he never even watched them]]. Interpret that as you will.

[[WMG: The whole movie is a huge dream sequence by Rob.]]
Either the adult or child Rob is having this dream. That part where they all wake up at the start of the movie? That's the beginning of the dream. If it's the adult, he's dreaming he's Toaster, and if it's the child, he's Blanky. This means that the appliances were never actually alive, as the movie didn't happen in real life.

[[WMG: The television set in St. Peter's broke himself.]]
Before all of the B-movie appliances went insane, they were all deperate to not meet the fate of their friends, so the television got one of the others to run into him, so although he looked broken and useless, he was still alive and less likely to be killed.

[[WMG: The Mish-Mash appliance was the result of surgery gone wrong.]]
Similar to the above WMG, Mish-Mash was one of the first to be a victim of St. Peter's, but they didn't want it to die so they tried to fix her by using the spare parts of other dead appliances. The results were disastrous results.

[[WMG: The Hanging Lamp in the junk shop is...]]
* An altered/broken appliance, just like all the others. He was once a nice desk lamp, or tall living room lamp, and St. Peters' took his stand away and made him into a ceiling lamp. Anything creepy he tells the newcommers is either a warning to help their chances against Peters', or an attempt to cheer them up with black comedy humor. He gives Lampy his bulb as a genuine act of pity.
* An unwilling observer. He was always a ceiling lamp and won't be harmed, because Peters just uses him to light his workplace. But he's still a good guy, and was just driven a bit mad from having to watch what was done to his inmates.
* A sadistic observer. He enjoys watching other appliances get taken apart, and acts as a guard for St. Peters. When he laughs, "Do you hear that boys? They want to know how to escape!" its evidence that he's manipulated the others into thinking there is no escape. He gives Lampy his bulb because he has a soft spot for fellow lamps.
* Same as above, only creepier. He gave Lampy the bulb just so he could watch him lose it again when Peters needs lamp parts. Any words of concern he voices for Lampy or the others is meant in a mocking way.

[[WMG: Radio is a TimeLord.]]
His TARDIS is his own casing.
* How, exactly? Unless you're talking about the sequels.

[[WMG: The masters name is...]]
[[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E17E18TheEndOfTime The Master]].

[[WMG: The power that Elmo St. Peters had over his prisoners was psychological.]]
The creepy Peter Lorre lamp laughs when Lampy asks how they can escape the shop. The appliances seem to think escape is impossible. And yet, once Mr. St. Peters falls unconsious, they instantly yell "Jail break!" and the fridge crashes through the door with no trouble. Why couldn't they just have done that when Peters was off running errands, or something? There is only one explination; they were too scared to try. Seeing their friends get mutilated by Peters made them believe his power was invincible. Once seeing him defeated by the Toaster's group, they realized that Peters was not invincible--which inspired Mr. Fridge to think taht perhaps the walls weren't either.
* [[JustForPun He had a good ol' case of]] FridgeBrilliance!

[[WMG: Toaster died at the end of the first movie, and the sequels are his DyingDream.]]
Really, he was clearly crushed beyond repair, and this explains the sudden change to a LighterAndSofter tone of the sequels. They are an attempt by Toaster to preserve his own sanity.

[[WMG: Toaster can [[VideoGame/HotelMario Toast Toast.]]]]
[[MemeticMutation You know what they say...]]

[[WMG: The appliances are prototypes for the ones used on Red Dwarf.]]
OK, only the toaster is shown as being able to talk, but I'm sure there are others not shown...

[[WMG: This movie is responsible for creating Hoarders.]]
You can never throw anything out after watching it.

[[WMG: All the nuclear weapons are alive as well.]]
And since all electronics in this world want to be loved and used by their master, and nuclear weapons have been doing nothing but sitting in a dark silo and not exploding for decades, with no one to talk to, they have gone insane. The world of ''WesternAnimation/TheBraveLittleToaster'' is getting closer and closer to nuclear Armageddon, in which the nuclear weapons will finally be happy that they can be used.

[[WMG: Tinselina can warp reality.]]
She was originally a fairy, but her apprentice got annoyed by her Christmas spirit, turned her into a Christmas angel tree topper, and sent her to Mars. She went to the future to see if she would ever get back to earth and found out the Wonderlux appliances plans to blow up earth. They succeed. So Tinselina somehow finds out that Toaster and his friends can save earth but they died in the first two movies from... well... Logic. So Tinselina uses her reality warping powers to help our heroes survive long enough to save the world. Why doesn't logic work in this movie? Blame Tinselina.

[[WMG: Most of the appliances will eventually [[TurnedAgainstTheirMasters turn against the humans]].]]

[[WMG: The whole Mars movie is a [[DisneyAcidSequence bad trip]]]]

The hippie balloon is not full of helium, he is full of marijuana gas. That's why the nonsense happens: they were dreaming after the balloon song and now, [[FridgeHorror they are lying somewhere in Germany]].

[[WMG: Toaster's heroic sacrifice did not stop the crusher.]]
Around the same time Toaster jumped into the crusher's gears, a worker at the scrap yard heard Rob's screams and saw him on the conveyor belt. He hit the crusher's Emergency Stop switch just in time to save Rob.

[[WMG: Guess who is Maisie's kittens' father? [[InterspeciesRomance Ratso.]]]]

[[PoisonOakEpilepticTrees You know it]] [[NightmareRetardant to be true.]]

[[WMG: The Texas Wedding Limo from "Worthless" was not driving a groom.]]
One might argue that he was a RunawayGroom, but she goes out of her way to mention that he was "lonely" (a strange feeling for a groom-to-be, even if he wasn't happy with his decision) and never said he was the groom (one would assume that was the important detail). Instead, he was guest at the wedding but was of the "always a groomsman, never a groom" mindset. He changed his mind and decided to return home...which ended badly.