History WMG / TeamFortress2Pyro

[[WMG: The amount of [[TastesLikeDiabetes Diabetes-inducing]] Pyroland gets depends on how full of fire it is.]]

* ''Screwball. She even has the [[NiceHat propeller beanie]]!''

* John from videogame/{{To the Moon}} if he never met River and went through a {{Thatmanisdead}}

* John from videogame/{{To the Moon}} if he never met River and went through a Thatmanisdead

* John from {{videogame/To the Moon}} if he never met river and went through a [[Thatmanisdead/That man is dead]]

* John from videogame/{{to the Moon}} if he never met river and went through a [[Thatmanisdead]]

* John from {videogame/to the Moon} if he never met river and went through a {Thatmanisdead}

* The Director (or his replacement) couldn't understand a thing Pyro said, so he went with asking the rest of the team, who are just as divided as we are about Pyro's inner mind and each contributed some story where Pyro did something CrazyAwesome.

Pyroland is the result of he/she being constantly overdosed on Joy.

** The Medic used Pyro's soul for this barter because he believed Pyro would love it in Hell, or alternatively thought he deserved Hell anyway.

Who would be fireproof enough to question his taste? And since nobody is quite sure about the true identity of their team's Pyro, yet walking up to a [[TheDreaded mouth breathing freak of nature]] and [[TooDumbToLive asking what gender/sexual orientation they]] are [[CaptainObvious has the potential to go badly]] they decide they are better off not knowing.

** The Medic used Pyro's soul for this barter because he believed Pyro would love it in Hell, or alternatively thought he deserved Hell anyway.

[[WMG: Pyro is Mexican]]
Many of the Pyro's weapons are improvised, but significantly are things like the Degreaser, constructed from gas-station parts, the Backscratcher, and the Gas Passer - don't Mexicans stereotypically work as gas-station attendants and rake your lawns?

[[WMG:By the Gun Mettle Update...]]

** The Medic used Pyro's soul for this barter because he believed Pyro would love it in Hell, or alternatively thought he deserved Hell anyway.

* If Pyro could speak, most of his lines would be [[IncrediblyLamePun cooking puns]].

* The Pyro's real name will be revealed as [[TomboyishName unisex]] or [[LineOfSightName obviously fake]], because Valve are trolls and want to keep us guessing.

* The Pyro has a purse because he [[RealMenWearPink CAN]] have one. Who would be fireproof enough to question his taste? And since nobody is quite sure if their team's Pyro is a man or a woman, yet walking up to a [[TheDreaded mouth breathing freak of nature]] and [[TooDumbToLive asking what gender they]] are [[CaptainObvious has the potential to go badly]] they decide they are better off not knowing.

* ''The pyro's enigmatic race and gender is [[EnforcedTrope enforced]].'' Because of his/her PsychopathicManchild personality. The pyro would have carried UnfortunateImplications to whatever race or gender they are supposed to represent.

* ''The Pyro wasn't always in Pyroland...'' In fact, he/she/it never was, right until "Meet the Pyro" came out. So how did he/she/it go from seeing everything like the other mercs to Pyroland? Here's my theory: if the Pyro was just as much of a Scrappy/ButtMonkey in-universe as well as out, than [[BigBad the Administrator]] was having her researchers work around the clock to find a way to make him/her/it sufficiently crazy for the Administrator's standards. It took a while because nothing seemed to work, but they finally came up with something: the Pyro-Vision goggles. This effectively made the Pyro BrainwashedAndCrazy, and the ensuing devastation in Meet The Pyro is the successful field test. Leads to boatloads of FridgeHorror now that said goggles are being distributed to the rest of the mercs...
* ''Pyro has an exceptionally nasty sense of humour'' Entire team is babies? Rainbows make me cry? Well, [[SlasherSmile why not]].

* ''A TimeLord Rogue.'' Time Lords ''love'' taking on titles that begin with 'The', such as [[Series/DoctorWho the Doctor]], TheMaster, The Rani, etc, and the Pyro just happens to have found a perfect place where no one will notice the odd habit, as everyone does it. As for the Pyro's sex/gender, its been changing constantly, along with [[TheNthDoctor its overall appearence]], and we haven't noticed because of the clothes.