[[WMG: Akamatsu's [[Funny/KenAkamatsu experience of being attacked by nipples]] was a alcohol-induced hallucination.]]
He ''is'' a sake lover.

[[WMG: Ken Akamatsu was actually [[Manga/MahouSenseiNegima Negi Springfield]] when he was a lot younger.]]
Negi can pull off clever {{plan}}s no problem, so Akamatsu pulling off his epic gambit is proof, right?

[[WMG: Ken Akamatsu is OneOfUs.]]

How else do you explain the obnoxious amount of tropes and site-crashing character list?