[[WMG: The ZombieApocalypse WAS bird flu.]]
The government just didn't tell the people the whole story of what happened when you were infected.

[[WMG: If the comic is continued, current members of Music/TheProtomen will appear.]]
To keep up with the times.

[[WMG: The comic is a dramatization of a TabletopRPG game.]]
Much of the craziness that happened was due to fumbled die rolls.