->''"One less customer..."''
A video game series where you play as a paperboy [[DistaffCounterpart (or papergirl, in some games)]] who delivers newspapers to a local neighborhood for the Daily Sun ("The World's most throwable newspaper").
In this neighborhood, even on Easy Street... [[EverythingIsTryingToKillYou everything is trying to kill you.]]
The result is a hilarious NintendoHard game that is also effectively a RailShooter, even if it doesn't look much like one.
!!''Paperboy'' provides examples of:
** Break the window of a house where a dog lives, and he'll start barking furiously and chase after you.
** In a similar vein, there may be a man outside one of the houses, and if you break a window, he'll start chasing after you in anger.
* AnnouncerChatter: The game has an announcer, and the Paperboy himself will also comment on his own successes and failures.
* BlahBlahBlah: Used as filler text in the newspaper screens.
* BreakingTheFourthWall: Both the Paperboy and the announcer sometimes make comments aimed directly at the player.
* CatsAreMean: They're just as bad as the dogs.
* ColorCodedForYourConvenience: Subscribers' homes are bright and colorful, while non-subscribers' homes are ominous and dark.
* ConvenientColorChange: Speaking of the above, the homeowners sure repaint their houses fast!
* DeadpanSnarker: The title character.
--> ''([[DeathByIrony run over by a Hearse]])'' "Looking for a passenger?"
* EarnYourHappyEnding: To get the GoldenEnding, you have to survive ''all seven days of the work week'' while still having at least one customer. What happens? You're treated to a final headline: '''CONGRATULATIONS PAPERBOY!''' with the Paperboy holding up a Golden Trophy instead of a newspaper. The smaller bylines add "New Hero Idolized by Young and Old," "Considers Invitation to the White House," and "He's Totally Awesome!"
** ''Paperboy 2'' takes it up a few notches: Survive a week's deliveries each on "Easy Street," "Middle Road" AND "Hard Way" and the final Sunday Headline is "PAPERBOY WINS BIG!" The picture is of the Paperboy receiving the Golden Trophy from the Mayor and his secretary while the Satisfied Policeman is with them and two others.
* EverythingTryingToKillYou: Or at least trying to make you crash. Cars pulling in and out of driveways, kids on tricycles, construction workers, small RC cars, cats that jump out in front of you at the last second...
* ExactlyWhatItSaysOnTheTin: ...kinda.
* FlawlessVictory: Deliver the papers perfectly to ALL your paying subscribers, and you're entitled to [[DoubleTheDollars DOUBLE VALUE]] for each when determining "Subscriber" bonus in the original game.
** ''Paperboy 2'' gives you an extra life if you deliver to all your customers on a day AND did not have any cancel their subscription earlier (otherwise you get a customer to resubscribe for a perfect day of deliveries).
** Lose all your lives and the front-page story on the next newspaper is "Paperboy Calls It Quits!", with accompanying articles bearing similarly-themed headlines ("Accused of negligence, vandalism", "Daily Sun now hiring").
** Lose all your subscribers and you get the same thing, albeit with the headline "Paperboy Fired!"
* UsefulNotes/GeneralGamingGamepads: Specialized; the original arcade game used an analog controller shaped like bicycle handlebars that was like an odd mix of steering wheel and flight stick, except that tilting the handles adjusted speed instead of elevation.
* TheGrimReaper: Funeral homes seem to be his favorite hangout.
* HaveANiceDaySmile: Some of the houses have these painted on them. Hit one with a paper, and it changes to a frown.
* IdiosyncraticDifficultyLevels: "Easy Street", "Medium Road", and "Hard Way".
* IllFatedFlowerbed: You can ride over flowerbeds, destroying them.
* MinusWorld: There is a GoodBadBug in the version 1 [=ROM=] of the coin-op game. After playing the training/obstacle course, exiting at the exact right edge of the fence instead of across the finish line, starts an inverse video rerun of the training course, with insane point values. While a typical high score for the entire game might be 60,000, a few plays on the inverse training course alone can rack up over a billion points. [[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j1YizVyVUd4 Here's a video.]]
** DifficultySpike: Instead of choosing your difficulty in ''Paperboy 2'' for seven days, you start on "Easy Street." Make it through seven days, you then work "Middle Road" as your next route. Do well on "Middle Road" for seven days, your final route is "Hard Way." They note this with the first headline before you start "Middle Road" or "Hard Way" being "Paperboy Promoted"
* NobodyHereButUsStatues: One house owner paints himself white, stands among the tombstones and fountains, and then runs at you. He's a little ''too'' white, which also makes this character a ConspicuouslyLightPatch.
* NonstandardGameOver: Lose all your subscribers and it's GameOver, regardless of your lives. (In which case the newspaper headline is "Paperboy Fired!" instead of "Paperboy Calls It Quits!".
* OlderThanTheNES: Almost, but not quite. The original arcade version was developed and released by Atari in 1984, one year after the Japanese debut of the Famicom, but one year before the North American debut of the NES. The NES version was one of the first NES games developed in the United States (with only a few of Tengen's games preceding it) and coincidentally, the Sega Master System version represented the first SMS game developed in the United Kingdom
* PoliceAreUseless: Combined with ApatheticCitizens and PlayedForLaughs. "Mysterious Vandalism Baffles Police, Residents." This headline refers to the vandalism committed with your paperboy's newspapers, at the time of your paperboy's deliveries, in front of dozens of witnesses in broad daylight.
** ''Paperboy 2'' plays with this, though if the thrown paper stops a runaway baby carriage or knocks out a thief/burglar or graffiti sprayer, the next headlines are "Boy Stops Breakaway Baby!", "Hero Paperboy Stops Thief!", or "Graffiti Guy a Goner!" We see is a grateful policeman pulling the Paperboy to the side for the front-page picture and some candy (as he'd been helped by the Paperboy). One other thing the Paperboy could run across is a suspect fleeing a cop, and the Paperboy can throw the paper to stun the suspect enough to be captured.
* RewardingVandalism: Defacing the homes of non-subscribers earns you points. Doing the same to your customers makes them cancel their subscription.
* ShameIfSomethingHappened: More like Shame If More Things Happened; non-subscribers will become subscribers, but only if you do enough damage to their homes.
* SheetOfGlass: In the second game.
* ShoutOut: In the original arcade version, one of the comments the Paperboy makes when he throws a paper in a mailbox is, "Now you have a friend in the paper business." This references American jewelry retailer The Shane Company, whose commercial slogan is "Now you have a friend in the diamond business." Also, there is a street sign on Middle Way that shows VideoGame/PacMan crossed out by a red [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_symbol "No" symbol]].
* StalkedByTheBell: If you ride too slowly along your paper route, a swarm of killer bees starts chasing you. (These bees later reappeared in the skateboarding video game ''720'', accompanied by the ominous mandate "SKATE OR DIE!")
* SuddenlyHarmfulHarmlessObject: Some house owners will remain part of the background until you damage their home, at which point they chase you.
* SymbolSwearing: "%#@*!" if you collide with a stationary level hazard (like a house sign or storm drain).[[note]]Colliding with a moving obstacle earns you a "Smack!" instead.[[/note]]
* ThisLoserIsYou: Both GameOver screens.
-->"Accused of negligence, vandalism"
-->"Daily Sun subscription rate plummets"
-->"'He was a real loser!'"
-->"'Worst ever!' claim irate customers"
-->"Daily Sun now hiring"
** And that's just the original arcade version.
* TotallyRadical: If one of the papers hits a mailbox, he will sometimes say "That's rad!".
* VideogameCrueltyPunishment: Your customers will cancel their subscription if you break their windows more than once or bike over their flowers. However, if you do enough damage to non-subscribers' houses, they'll become subscribers.
* WindowPain: Often.
** Your progress is shown on the front page of newspapers, which raises the question of why anyone subscribes to such a publication in the first place.
** Played with in the second game, where the next day's front page news is usually related to some incident or another you caused (good [[WhatTheHellPlayer or bad]]).