[[caption-width-right:240:The Moscow skyline as seen through a FisheyeLens.]]

-->''Behold at last that celebrated city!''
-->-'''UsefulNotes/NapoleonBonaparte'''. Things went downhill for him from here.

Moscow, capital city of Russia. Москва (Moskva) is the Russian name.

Moscow is one of the world's most populous cities and the only city in the world with a dedicated missile defence system (permitted under the 1972 ABM Treaty). The area is also a no-fly zone, bar parades. The official population count is 12 million, but if you take unregistered residents and suburbs into account, you'll have to double this number.

The most famous part of Moscow is Red Square. The name actually predates the October Revolution, the Russian word ''"krasnaya"'' ("red") meaning both "red" and "beautiful". It's smaller than it was, with some of the churches that were bulldozed by the Communists now rebuilt. It is a pedestrian area all year round, bar parades.

The other most notable features are St. Basil's Cathedral and [[BigFancyCastle the Moscow Kremlin]] (Kreml' (Anglicized to "Kremlin") meant "citadel" in Russian and can be applied to other such places in other old cities, but this meaning has largely been forgotten outside of Russia) -- the two are often conflated in the minds of Westerners because of their proximity to one another. The latter, the seat of the Russian presidency (the government, as in "cabinet of ministers", sits in a building confusingly known as the White House), is highly recognizable (not so much as St. Basil and its onion domes, though) and has formed an EstablishingShot for many movies.

Places of interest in the Kremlin:

* The Hall of Facets: the original medieval great hall of the Kremlin, used by the Muscovite tsars as throne room and place for social gatherings and feasts. Despite being somewhat overshadowed by the newer, XIX century Grand Palace, it is still used for its intended purpose during ceremonies and diplomatic events.
** The Red Porch: the entryway to the Hall of Facets, it was an important place in the coronation ceremonies of the tsars.
* The Grand Palace: built in the XIX century as the new main building of the Kremlin, incorporating the Hall of Facets into its structure. It contains five halls named after Orthodox Christian saints, the same saints after which the orders of Imperial Russia were named. The largest one, St. Andrew's Hall, considered the current great hall of the Kremlin, was the throne room of Moscow during the Imperial era; the throne still stands there, permanently unoccupied.
* The Armory Hall: currently it serves as the Kremlin's main museum, exhibiting the treasures of Tsarist Russia. Not to be confused with the similarly-named Arsenal, which houses the Kremlin Guard Regiment and the commendant.
* The cathedrals: less famous than St. Basil's, the numerous cathedrals of the Kremlin are older and more important. They house the crypts of various grand princes and tsars of Russia, and metropolitans and patriarchs of the Russian Orthodox Church.
** Ivan the Great's Bell Tower: an Orthodox Christian bell tower at one of the churches, it is the tallest point of the entire Kremlin.
* The Saviour's Tower: famous for its tower clock, considered ''the'' clock of Russia. The most iconic tower on the Kremlin's outer wall.
* The Kutafya (Chubby Woman) Tower: the barbican tower of the Kremlin, notable for being the main entry for tourists; ticket dispensing offices can be found near it. The barbican bridge leads to the Trinity Tower, the tallest one on the walls.
* The Tsar Cannon: a giant XVI century bombard put on display for tourists. It is famous for being the largest-caliber artillery piece in the world, and infamous for [[AwesomeButImpractical never being used in combat]].
* The Tsar Bell: another iconic example of AwesomeButImpractical, this is a XVIII century bell so big that they couldn't cast it properly, and it cracked during casting. Also put on display as a tourist attraction.
* The Kremlin Wall Necropolis: is considered part of the Kremlin despite being outside of its walls. It is a bizarre open-air crypt where the remains of famous Communists were entombed in stone. Joseph Stalin's tomb is located here.
* Lenin's Mausoleum: also outside of the Kremlin but often conflated with it, this is a ziggurat-like tomb with Vladimir Lenin mummified and put on display.

The UsefulNotes/MoscowMetro is also world famous.

Other places of interest:
* Moscow State University, located on the Sparrow (formerly Lenin) Hills. The main building is one of 'Stalinskie vysotki's , seven skyscrapers built in Stalin times. The others are roughly similar in design, but their placement made them much less attractive for photographers, except maybe Foreign Ministry building. MSU lies on Sparrow Hills, which give great view around. It also features excellent observing point to get panorama of Moscow.
* The Lubyanka Building, former HQ of the Soviet secret police (now the Federal Security Bureau HQ) on Lubyanka Square. This square was known as Dzerzhinsky Square from 1926 to 1990, after the founder of the Cheka, Felix Dzerzhinsky.
* The GUM department store.
* The [=VVTs=] exhibition center (now less an exhibition center and more a big mall). Also the AwesomeButImpractical monorail line that goes near it.
* The Gorky Park. A large luna park with a lot of attractions, along the quay of Moskva River. Got a seedy reputation in TheNineties, but now, with the change of management, the rusting rides and seedy cafes are dismantled, and the park turned into something of a European-style walking area.
* The Rublevo-Uspenskoe Road (aka "Rublevka"). It's a suburb of [[BigFancyHouse posh mansions]] owned by {{Corrupt Corporate Executive}}s, {{Obstructive Bureaucrat}}s and other bigwigs of the city.
* Moscow-city -- a new district of skyscrapers to be used as office buildings, partially under construction.
* Ostankinskaya (this means "in distinct Ostankino") television tower -- one of the tallest buidings in the world and definitely the tallest one from USSR times.
* Shukhovskaya (this means "engineered by Shukhov") television tower -- known for its unique design. It still looks futuristic despite being constructed in 1922. Currently under sluggish renovation for unknown time.
* The Zoo.
* Museums and theatres. A lot of them. Really. Some of museums, though, belongs to organisations, that do not care about public access, and so are hard to visit.
* Churches and monasteries. Again, a lot of them, mostly Orthodox Christians, but there are Muslim, Catholic, and some others if you care to find.
** New Ierusalim. An old, large church/monastery complex initially built to be a replica of the Church of the Holy Sepulchre. Located in Istra (may be considered far suburb, as it is connected to Moscow proper with railway and buses)
* Old Arbat Street. A traditional place for street artists and souvenir shops.
* New Arbat Street. A notorious example of constructivism style, traffic artery and shop street.
* The Moscow River, specifically "river trams."
* Snej.com - an all-seasons mountain skies center. Located in near suburbs of Moscow.
* The "New Moscow" - a lot of suburban area recently included into the city's limits, still mostly forest and villages. It made the city large enough to border two federal subjects (Moscow Oblast and Kaluga Oblast).
* Suburbs, divided into near suburbs that actually border Moscow and are divided from is only by MKAD (Khimki, Mytischi, Krasnogorsk, Balashikha, Reutov) and far suburbs that are separated from the city by a stretch of forest and villages and are usually reached by railroad or car (Korolev, Pushkino, Elektrostal, Serpuhov and so on).
** On each side, it is believed that there is no life on the other side. Note that Moscow follows the Old World class distinction between suburb and downtown; the center of the city is glamorous and posh, the outskirts are middle class and some of the suburbs should be more properly described as slums.
* Zelenograd. It looks like a far suburb, walks like a far suburb and talks like a far suburb, but is legally a part of Moscow, not a separate town. Ditto with various former suburbs located on New Moscow territory.

Moscow is a mostly round city, so its internal divisions are organised by several concentric beltways. At the very centre lie the Kremlin, Red Square and the ancient neighbourhood of Kitay-gorod (in modern Russian it means "Chinatown," but it got that name long before Russians started calling China "Kitay," so it has no connection to the Chinese diaspora; in Old Russian, Kitai-Gorod stood for Basket-town, since the walls were originally made of baskets filled with clay). The beltways that surround it are the incomplete Boulevard Ring (the innermost), the Garden Ring, the 3rd Ring Road and the MKAD (the outermost). When people say "central Moscow" they usually mean "within the Garden Ring." The areas between it and the 3rd ring, as well as some areas to the latter's immediate north, are mostly old industrial neighbourhoods, while most of the neighbourhoods between the 3rd ring and the MKAD are residential. A fourth ring road, between the 3rd and the MKAD was in plans, but the project was abandoned in favor of building several chords that are in pre-building state now. The next ring is so-known Small Moscow Ring is roughly 50 km ring road in far Moscow suburbs. Moscow, however, is split with railways and rivers along radii, so the picture is not so beautiful. Until 1984 the MKAD was the city border, but then Moscow annexed several towns on the outside. Despite that the MKAD still serves as a cultural border between Moscow and its suburbs, and Muscovites are often stereotyped to believe that all of Russia beyond the MKAD is complete wilderness, except for the aforementioned Rublevo-Uspenskoe and St. Petersburg (though St. Pete, as the joke goes, is too cold, wet and dull to have much of a life there).

Moscow also doesn't have enough roads and rapid transportation, so existing systems are overused to the breaking point. Flats are also extremely expensive, so things are even worse, such many employers come from near and not so near suburbs. Avoid metro at rush hours at all costs, you may be flattened. If you don't know what you are doing, avoid the use of buses, trams and other road transport at rush hours as well (ironically, it is most part of working days) In addition to the risk of flattening you may lose several hours in a traffic jam. Railroads, metro and your legs (so-called 'number eleven') are your best friends here...

Moscow is sometimes referred as Default City in Russian segment of Internet (Yes, in English, but usually transliterated in Cyrillic). If Russian internet users don't see any specific city named, they think Moscow. "Well, this is the only real city in Russia!" they say. And [[TruthInTelevision really]], when you see in the Internet an announcement of the concert or some other public event that has an address but doesn't have a city specified, you can safely presume that it's in Moscow. Not stating the city is an irritating habit of specifically Moscow-dwellers who seem to think that everyone worth their attention and advertising to either lives in Moscow or can visit it for that one event. Other nicknames include pre-Internet "the Big Village" and "Нерезиновая" (Nerezinovaya), meaning 'not strechable' and referring to the constant influx of immigrants (and generally people who lived there less than you did).

If the Internet is anything to go by, Moscow seems to be [[TheScrappy increasingly disliked]] by the rest of Russia (some people going as far as half-jokingly proposing to split the country into two parts - Moscow and everything else, or "get rid of Moscow", or something like that). The main cause appears to be the perceived [[HolierThanThou arrogance]] of the city's inhabitants, their supposed ignorance regarding the rest of the country and rudeness towards any visitors to the city, as depicted in the jokes about "Ponaekhali" (which translates roughly to the disapproving "so many of you came here" - the supposedly typical answer of a Muscovite to people asking for directions, regardless of how polite and sensible that asking may have been). Whether this dislike actually has foundation is up for debate - and indeed, numerous debates ensue. Many people in regions believe, that money made by selling resources from other regions are mostly accumulated in Moscow and many people in Moscow believe that other regions are just populated by lazy idiots. The arcane trickery of "tax optimization" employed by Russian companies makes it easy to find evidence for both opinions.

In UsefulNotes/TsaristRussia, Moscow was ruled by a mayor or governor appointed by the tsar. In the [[UsefulNotes/SovietRussiaUkraineAndSoOn Soviet Union]] era, Moscow was ruled by the First Secretary of the Moscow Communist Party and the Chairman of the Executive Committee of the Moscow City Council. The Moscow secretary was the most powerful local politician in the USSR, and both Khrushchev and Yeltsin held this post. Now, in TheNewRussia, Moscow is led by a mayor again, albeit one with the powers of a governor; Moscow and St. Petersburg are both "Federal Cities" having the same status as other "federal subjects" of Russia. (Having a mayor have the same powers as a governor is common for city-states within a federation; the [[TheSixteenLandsOfDeutschland Germans have this arrangement]] with Berlin, Hamburg, and Bremen, and the Austrians have it with Vienna). What's strange here is that Moscow has a mayor with the powers of a governor, and St.Petersburg has a governor, despite the otherwise identical federal status of the cities.

The mayoral title is just a historic fluke coming from the early Nineties, when the post originated, and it still has gubernatorial powers and responsibilities. The first mayor, Gavriil Popov, was elected in 1990, but resigned in 1992, so Yuri Luzhkov was elected mayor. Luzhkov was the mayor until 2010, when he was fired by President Dmitry Medvedev mainly for defying his orders. Medvedev appointed Sergei S. Sobyanin to replace him, and Sobyanin remains the Mayor of Moscow as of 2012.

'''Moscow in fiction'''

[[CaliforniaDoubling Moscow must be one of the most doubled cities in the world]]. It is usually depicted as cold, grey and oppressive.
* Well, for 7 months of the year it IS cold, grey and oppressive.
** And for 5 of them it is hot, grey and oppressive.
*** When it's not raining, of course.
*** With the winter that ended just now (April 2010) having record-breaking levels of snow.
*** And following summer ([[http://bearsandvodka.com/smoke-in-moscow.php especially July-August 2010]]) is all-time-record-breaking hot. Ever wonder what Дождь is?
*** Aww, cut the crap, the climate is not as bad as it seems. I mean, there's people from Polar Siberia, hello?
* Helsinki, Finland is known for frequently playing Moscow in American films made during the Cold War.
* Post-Soviet Moscow is generally a typical CityNoir.
* Even Russian movies sometimes have to double Moscow when the setting is "Old Moscow", which could mean either Soviet Moscow before UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, Imperial Moscow before [[UsefulNotes/RedOctober the Revolution]], or wooden Moscow before the Empire. [[TheCityFormerlyKnownAs St. Petersburg]] is most commonly used for the first two, while the third is usually doubled by one of the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Golden_Ring_of_Russia Golden Ring cities]].

Examples actually filmed in Moscow:
* ''The Russia House''
* The season seven opener of ''{{Spooks}}''
* [[CaptainObvious Well, many Soviet and Russian films, you know.]]