->''“If you put on too much weight? C’est la faute du fédéral!''[[note]]“It’s the fault of the federal [government]!” The song parodies the tendency of Canadian provincial governments (especially that of Québec) to blame every little thing on the federal government.[[/note]]\\
''If you have a large prostate? C’est la faute du fédéral!”''

->''“It shall be lawful for the Queen, by and with the Advice and Consent of the Senate and House of Commons, to make Laws for '''the Peace, Order, and good Government''' of Canada…”''
-->—Article 91, British North America Act (later the Constitution Act) of 1867.

Canada is a federal parliamentary democracy within a constitutional monarchy. The head of state is the sovereign, currently Queen Elizabeth II, and the head of government is the Prime Minister, currently Stephen Harper. Any citizen at least 18 years old may vote in any election, with two exceptions: the Chief and Deputy Chief Electoral Officers.

A side effect of this system is a close similarity to the political systems of [[UsefulNotes/BritishPoliticalSystem Britain]], [[UsefulNotes/IrishPoliticalSystem Ireland]], [[UsefulNotes/AustralianPolitics Australia]] and [[IndianPoliticalSystem India]].

The federal government consists of the House of Commons, the Senate, the Governor General, the Supreme Court and other lesser courts, and the usual assortment of bureaucrats, soldiers, and the like.

* The '''House of Commons of Canada''' has 308 members, all elected to represent districts known as "ridings" for a variable term not to exceed five years (in practice, it’s usually four for a majority government and two for a minority), with no limit on how often they may be reelected. The size of this body varies, and in practice increases size every 10 years after each census. Since the Canadian government is much more centralized (in certain areas) compared to their American counterparts, the House of Commons is responsible for passing laws relating to the postal service, the census, the military, navigation and shipping, fishing, currency, banking, weights and measures, bankruptcy, copyrights, patents, First Nations, and naturalization. Only education, provincial officers, municipal government, charitable institutions, and a few other strictly local or private avenues are at the jurisdiction of the local and provincial legislatures.
** Thirty new ridings are to be added for the next election, bringing the total to 338. These ridings will be located largely in Ontario, Alberta and British Columbia to balance a shifting population.

* The '''Canadian Senate''' has 105 members, all appointed -- though in one case, the appointed Senator was chosen in a special election by the province he represents[[note]]Alberta, where the Prime Minister also claims his residence, befitting the call for an elected upper chamber his old party regularly sounded.[[/note]] -- and serving until age 75. The Senate has generally rubber-stamped legislation from the House of Commons for decades and is not allowed to introduce financial legislation. Technically, the Senate is the place for “sober second thought”, where the mobbish tendencies of democracy can be curbed and where legislation can be considered away from public pressure. The Senate can suggest changes to the bills, or delay a bill until it expires on the table, but it has almost never defeated one outright. The Senate -- following a bit from its UsefulNotes/{{American|PoliticalSystem}} counterpart -- also allows for some regional representation, where the number of senators from each province is much more equalized.\\
In practice, the Senate is often useful to Prime Ministers as a means of rewarding cronies, getting troublesome allies out of the way, and keeping their own mark on Parliament long after they have lost election or left politics themselves. More recently, due to public concerns over patronage as well as occasional scandals over fraud and improper expense claims, there have been calls to reform or even abolish the Senate. The Liberals have generally supported the ''status quo'', a wide swath of the New Democratic Party wants to abolish it altogether, and the Conservatives historically supported an elected Senate.

* The '''Governor-General of Canada''', currently David Johnston, is the representative of the Sovereign, appointed in theory by the Sovereign and in practice by the Prime Minister, and has a mammoth assortment of powers, ranging from the ability to dissolve Parliament, appoint Senators, Supreme Court Justices, all high-ranking bureaucrats, and the Prime Minister and Cabinet, though they must keep the approval of the House of Commons. He is also Commander-in-Chief of the [[CanucksWithChinooks Canadian military]]. However, these powers are bound by a large amount of unwritten convention, and are almost never used except on instruction from the Prime Minister -- the last time they were, in 1926, the resulting "King-Byng Affair" resulted in a massive public outcry that ended in the re-election of the Prime Minister who had been rejected by the Governor-General. The Governor-General is, in theory, supposed to be chosen by the Sovereign from a list of candidates chosen by the Prime Minister. For quite some time now, the Prime Minister’s list of Governor-General appointees has been exactly one name long.
** An event in which the GG can become useful is if the Prime Minister starts to show signs of getting dictatorial, at which point the Governor General, as representative of the Sovereign, can refuse Royal Assent to bills that violate fundamental liberties. [[GodzillaThreshold If need be]], as the Governor-General is the Commander-in-Chief, they can order the army to forcibly depose the Prime Minister.
*** This is taken directly from the Westminster System used by the British Parliament and Monarchy which serves as the basis for ''all'' Commonwealth Countries. Basically, they’re ''meant'' to keep each other in line.

* The '''Supreme Court of Canada''' consists of nine justices, appointed for unfixed terms, though required to retire at age 75. Three are from Québec, six are from the rest of Canada, because Québec law is structured differently than [[UsefulNotes/TheCommonLaw the English-derived systems]]. By convention, three of the other six are from Ontario, two from the West, and one from the Atlantic provinces.

The Prime Minister is the head of the Canadian government for all intents and purposes; you must be chosen as your party's leader on top of being an elected representative, in a manner strikingly similar to the Speaker of the House in American Politics. Due to the nature of the Westminster-style parliament, Canada’s executive branch is purely ceremonial, so the usual executive powers are devolved to the office of the Prime Minister. However, Canadians do not vote for the Prime Minister directly; instead, they vote for the Member of Parliament in their riding only. The party with the most seats in the House of Commons forms a majority government (when they control more than half the seats) or a minority government (when they control less than half, but still more than any other party), and the Prime Minister is then appointed by the party itself.[[note]]Theoretically, in any situation where there is a minority government, some of the other parties could get together and form a coalition government, but this has not happened since Confederation; the one time it seemed like this might happen, in 2008, it was kiboshed by the ruling Tories' clever exploitation of EaglelandOsmosis and general distrust of the separatist Bloc Québécois.[[/note]]

In practice, Canadians know what candidate a party will nominate for Prime Minister during the election cycle, by [[LikeYouWouldReallyDoIt so far unbroken]] convention, it is the party leader. In the readily possible event that the Prime Minister loses his/her riding, a junior member of the party will typically resign his/her seat for the party leader to win in a by-election, as the Prime Minister must have a seat to serve in the government. This happened as early as the 1870s, after John A. Macdonald’s Conservative government collapsed over the Canadian Pacific Railway scandal (see below) and he lost his own seat in Kingston, Ontario. From 1878 to 1882, he represented the riding of Victoria in British Columbia, since he couldn’t get elected in the part of the country he came from.

Federal responsibilities include foreign affairs, defense, justice[[note]]meaning all criminal law and criminal prosecution, the opposite of how things work in the USA[[/note]], agriculture, Indian affairs, administration of the territories (to some extent), governing interactions between the provinces, and providing "equalization", essentially welfare payments to poorer provinces. The federal government also oversees a pile of agencies, such as Canada Post, the Royal Canadian Mounted Police (RCMP)[[note]]the federal police force; it also serves, by contract with the applicable provincial/territorial governments, as the provincial and municipal police everywhere except Ontario and Québec[[/note]] and the [[Creator/{{CBC}} Canadian Broadcasting Corporation]].

Canada is divided into ten provinces -- from east to west: Newfoundland and Labrador, Nova Scotia, Prince Edward Island ("P.E.I."), New Brunswick, Québec, Ontario, Manitoba, Saskatchewan, Alberta, and British Columbia ("B.C.") -- and three territories: Nunavut, the Northwest Territories, and the Yukon. Territories differ from provinces in that the power of a territory is conferred by the federal government with an Act of Parliament in the name of the Sovereign like all other legislation, while the power of a province is granted directly from the Sovereign by the province’s constitution. Thus each province is a sovereign constitutional monarchy -- to wit, an independent kingdom -- that has, in terms of constitutional theory, voluntarily surrendered a substantial chunk of its sovereignty to a different sovereign constitutional monarchy that rules over it in certain matters. That the monarch of each of these eleven (ten provincial, one federal) monarchies is exactly the same person is of no consequence. The territories, on the other hand, are administered directly by the federal government in the name of the Crown of Canada. In other words, it’s ''exactly'' like the difference between a U.S. state and a U.S. territory, except for the obvious difference that the United States, being a republic, doesn’t have a Sovereign to confer legitimacy, and relies on "the people" instead.

Each province elects a Legislative Assembly, whose members are normally named Members of the Legislative Assembly ([=MLAs=]), though Ontario calls them Members of Provincial Parliament ([=MPPs=]), Québec calls them Members of the National Assembly ([=MNAs=]), and Newfoundland calls them Members of the House of Legislature ([=MHLs=]). All provinces and the Yukon territory use a similar election system as the federal House of Commons does, though generally the ridings are different. The leader of the party with the most members generally becomes the Premier, though there are occasional exceptions when two smaller parties form a coalition to create a majority -- this happened in Ontario in 1985, when the Ontario New Democratic Party made a formal agreement with the Liberal minority government. The Northwest Territories and Nunavut operate using a nonpartisan consensus government model, unique to the territories: the premier and speaker are then chosen from the elected [=MLAs=], who are all officially independent of political parties. This is similar theoretically to Nebraska’s non-executive legislature and most municipalities in Canada. This non-partisan model is supposedly based on the traditions of the Inuit and other peoples indigenous to the territories. [=MLAs=] in the NWT and Nunavut may be affiliated with federal parties privately, however, and should they pursue federal politics, align with a federal party; at present, the two territories are represented by Liberal, New Democratic and Conservative politicians in the House and Senate. Each province's representative of the Sovereign is appointed on recommendation from the Governor-General; in a province they are called the Lieutenant-Governor, while in a territory they are called a Commissioner.

Provincial responsibilities include transportation, health, education, and administration of justice. Also, in practice, whining about unfair treatment from the federal government is a major responsibility of Premiers.

A large range of functions, such as immigration, pension plans, and employment insurance are under hybrid jurisdiction—essentially, the federal government sets up a framework, and provinces have the choice to either let the feds run the program, or run it themselves. Most provinces leave such things to the federal government, with Québec as a notable exception, running among other things their own pension plan and their own immigration agency complete with international offices in French-speaking countries.

One of the most interesting comparisons between the Canadian and U.S. political systems is in seeing how they have evolved since their founding. The American Founding Fathers conferred all powers not explicitly provided to the federal government to the states, leading to what was in theory a decentralized country. When UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar broke out, many British North American observers blamed the conflict on America's decentralized political structure. The Fathers of Confederation thus made sure that the new Dominion of Canada would have a much more centralized system, and even gave the federal government the power to explicitly disallow provincial legislation. Many of the English-speaking Fathers even wanted a "legislative union" which would simply fuse all of the colonies into one larger one, erasing all the colonial borders in the process. However, the French-speaking Fathers of Lower Canada (which would become Quebec) were adamantly opposed to this, and so Confederation became a federal system, albeit a strongly centralized one.

However, while the Canadian federal government had more power on paper, various factors ranging from court decisions to simple constitutional convention (the unwritten expectations of how the system works) meant that the Canadian provinces gained much stronger control over their constitutional areas of responsibility, even as the federal government's powers to disallow provincial legislation have pretty much fallen into disuse. In the U.S., on the other hand, the federal government has encroached on traditionally state-controlled areas, mainly through an expansive reading of the Commerce Clause. That doesn't fly north of the border. The U.S. has been more decentralized on paper but it has become more centralized over time, while Canada has gone in the opposite direction.

Municipal politics are pretty much the same all over: the people of each town, city or regional municipality elect a mayor and around some number of councillors, ranging from a handful in small towns to 44 in UsefulNotes/{{Toronto}} depending on population. While party politics tend to be absent from smaller towns, bigger cities like UsefulNotes/{{Vancouver}} and UsefulNotes/{{Montreal}} tend to have parties, though they are generally unrelated to the provincial and federal parties.

Municipal governments are responsible for things like utilities, zoning, and making sure developments go through the proper channels.

Because of the multiparty system, where the party with the most votes may not have a majority, minority governments have occurred several times at both provincial and federal levels. Three of the last four federal elections have resulted in minority governments.

Canada also has a very short election cycle, which can, in theory, occur at any time. Elections ''must'' occur on the third Monday in October in the fourth calendar year after the previous poll. In addition, a vote of non-confidence[[note]]A non-confidence vote occurs when a supply bill—that is, a bill dealing with the spending of money—is defeated, and reflects that the Parliament no longer believes that the Prime Minister is an effective leader. Essentially, it’s the legislative equivalent of ‘We’re firing you’.[[/note]] can force an election, and the Prime Minister can ask the Governor General to dissolve the government at any time -- it is expected, but not legally required, that the Prime Minister will wait at least six months since the last election. Once government is dissolved, the election cycle lasts exactly six weeks, during which candidates campaign and stump for votes.

A variation of the normal election cycle ''almost'' occurred in 2008, when the Liberals, NDP and Bloc Québécois drew up a formal agreement to topple the Prime Minister and the ruling Conservatives in a non-confidence vote -- Canada was then in a minority government with the Liberals, NDP and Bloc together outnumbering the Conservatives -- and then to request that the Governor-General [[WhatCouldHaveBeen install them as a majority coalition government]], all without triggering a general election. While such an act is perfectly legitimate in a parliamentary democracy, the Conservatives launched a media blitz characterizing the act as a "coup d’état", banking on the (correct) assumption that many Canadians do not know how their own Parliament actually works, and killed the idea when the Liberals backed down. The fact that the Liberals had just had [[CurbStompBattle substantial losses]] in the preceding election but would be leading the coalition nonetheless also made the idea troubling to some Canadians, as did the fact that the coalition would require the support of separatists in the form of [[TokenEvilTeammate the Bloc Québécois]].

Since English and French are both official languages, any federal government service may be received in either language. In practice, it’s typically more complicated than that. Suffice it to say that Francophone service is readily available only in Québec, most of New Brunswick, Winnipeg, eastern and northern Ontario, and a few other locations, while Anglophone service is readily available almost everywhere but rural Québec.


In federal politics, the [[PowerTrio three major parties]] are the moderate/right-wing Conservatives ("Tories"), the moderate Liberals ("Grits"), and the left-wing/social democratic New Democratic Party ("NDP" or "Dippers"). Historically, the Liberals and Conservatives have been the two major parties and the only ones to govern, although both have suffered periods of [[TheRemnant electoral collapse]] (the Conservatives from the mid-1990s to mid-2000s; the Liberals currently). The NDP was until recently [[TheChewToy a perpetual third (or fourth) party]], but has been an important force in Canadian politics, [[TheLancer propping up minority Liberal governments]] in 1972–74 and 2006 and frequently [[TheSmartGuy raising policy concerns]] that were taken forward by Liberal governments. The Green Party, while still small compared to the big three, is increasing in visibility and mainstream support and won its first seat in the 2011 election. There are many other smaller parties (Marijuana Party, Communist Party, etc.), and a few [[RuleOfFunny frivolous yet funny ones]] (most prominently the Rhinoceros Party).

Other parties have also had a major impact in the past. The Reform Party (later the Canadian Alliance), a conservative party with support in the western provinces, did well from 1993 to 2000 before merging with the Progressive Conservatives to form the current Conservative Party. A similar phenomenon happened in the 1960s to the 1980s with the Social Credit Party and the 1920s to the 1930s with the Progressive Party. The Bloc Québécois, a Québec separatist party with a very slightly left-leaning orientation overall, was the dominant party in Québec and a significant force in Parliament from 1993 to 2011, but lost its party status and all but four seats in the 2011 election.

A thing of note for American readers: as a rule, the Canadian political "centre" (as used to described parties here) is to the left of [[UsefulNotes/AmericanPoliticalSystem the American center]]. Canadian conservatives might be right-leaning "Blue Dog Democrats" or moderate "Rockefeller Republicans" in the USA, while the Liberals' politics are closer to those of the left wing of the Democrats (e.g. Nancy Pelosi). The NDP are to the left of anything mainstream in the USA; a few prominent names on the American version of the ‘extreme left’, such as Bernie Sanders or Dennis Kucinich, would probably be considered moderate progressives within the NDP. American-style social conservatism is conversely regarded as a fringe view, with the conservative politicians focusing on fiscal issues.

The Liberal Party has had a truly remarkable run in Canadian politics: in the last century, the Liberals have spent more time governing Canada than the Communists have governing Russia, and they were in charge for 80 of 110 years between 1896 and 2006; small wonder that the Liberals are sometimes referred to as "[[NothingCanStopUsNow Canada's natural governing party]]". It didn’t hurt that the Liberals have [[MagnificentBastard frequently stolen the most popular ideas from the platforms of the various third parties and then taken credit for them]], such as the post-war welfare state originally proposed by the NDP or the drastic spending cuts of the 1990s advocated by the Reform Party. These policies were implemented by Liberal governments, but the third parties played no small part in getting the ball rolling for them.[[note]] As Milton Friedman said: "The way you solve things is by making it politically profitable for the wrong people to do the right thing."[[/note]]

The 2011 election [[WhamEpisode saw an historic shake-up in Canadian politics]], and how enduring it will be remains to be seen. The NDP, largely by [[LandslideElection gaining major support in Québec]] -- where they had never before been a contender -- gained a third of the seats in the House of Commons and [[DidntSeeThatComing became the Official Opposition for the first time in their history]]. This development was also responsible for the demise of the Bloc Québécois, who fell from dominance in Québec to [[TheRemnant only four seats]], [[HumiliationConga not enough to qualify them as an official party]]. The Liberals, for the first time in ''their'' history, [[MyGreatestFailure fell to third-party status]]. The Conservatives, for [[BackFromTheDead the first time since 1988]], were elected to a majority government. Finally, [[ArsonMurderAndJaywalking the Green Party won its first-ever seat]] in Parliament, with its leader Elizabeth May being elected in a BC riding. The current situation is more polarizing than ever before, as the NDP is further to the proverbial left than the Liberals on most issues, and the current Reform-derived Conservatives are further right than the Progressive Conservative Party that preceded them.

[[FromBadToWorse As if that wasn’t enough drama for one year]], New Democratic leader Jack Layton, whose popularity played a significant role in the NDP’s newfound success, died of cancer a few months following the election. Nycole Turmel was appointed the interim party leader, and Thomas Mulcair was elected as the new leader in April of 2012. Since the NDP has never previously held Official Opposition status, the leadership race faced greater scrutiny than ever before, primarily due to the fact that the NDP could plausibly be selecting an individual who may become the country’s next Prime Minister.

As of this point:
* The Conservatives continue to hold majority government under Prime Minister Stephen Harper, though their caucus has been reduced somewhat. Labrador MP Peter Penashue was accused of campaign spending irregularities in the 2011 election and resigned his seat to run in a by-election, which the Tories promptly lost to the Liberals. Alberta MP Brent Rathgeber quit the party in protest against an alleged lack of transparency and openness by the government, while Ontario MP Dean Del Mastro left caucus after being accused of breaking campaign rules in the 2008 election; both still sit as independents. Two more Alberta [=MPs=] resigned their seats in late 2013 and early 2014, and by-elections have yet to be called.
* The NDP is still the Official Opposition under Thomas Mulcair, though they have been declining in opinion polls and have lost six [=MPs=] -- two were succeeded by new NDP [=MPs=] in by-elections[[note]]the late Jack Layton, as well as Denise Savoie, the deputy Speaker of the Commons and MP for Victoria in BC[[/note]]. Two Québec backbenchers crossed the floor away from the NDP, one to the Liberals and one to the Bloc, claiming variously that they did not belong in the NDP and that Québeckers had voted for Jack Layton, not the party itself. Another backbencher, this time in Ontario, voluntarily left caucus after breaking with the party line on votes; he sat as an independent for a while before joining the Greens. Layton's widow, Olivia Chow, also resigned her seat in March 2014 to seek election to the mayoralty of Toronto.
* The Liberals are still the third party, though they have been bolstered by a strong performance from interim leader Bob Rae and new permanent leader Justin Trudeau (the son of controversial former prime minister Pierre Trudeau). Their caucus has increased by two since the 2011 to 36 members, as a result of the aforementioned floor-crossing from the NDP as well as winning a by-election away from the incumbent Conservatives in Labrador. As of late, they have been leading the Conservatives and NDP in public opinion polling.
* The Bloc stand at four [=MPs=], after their one gain from the NDP was offset by the departure of former leadership candidate Maria Mourani, who now sits as an independent.
* Green Party leader Elizabeth May and fellow MP Bruce Hyer, formerly of the NDP, round out the House of Commons.

Provincial politics tends to also have the Conservatives, Liberals, and NDP as the primary parties, though there are exceptions -- the Conservative Party of Saskatchewan imploded in corruption scandals and [[SuspiciouslySimilarSubstitute was replaced by]] the Saskatchewan Party, the BC Liberal Party is in practice [[EnemyMine a merger between the Liberals and Conservatives]] in opposition to the powerful BC NDP, the most recent provincial election in Alberta has seen the rise of the conservative Wild Rose party to counter the leftward shift of the provincial Progressive Conservatives, and Québec politics is [[MindScrew just plain weird]].[[note]]It features the Parti Québécois (PQ), the Québec Liberal Party (PLQ), and the recently-formed Coalition Avenir Québec ([[FunWithAcronyms CAQ]]). The first is the separatist party, and is slightly left-leaning. The second is federalist, and is slightly right-leaning. The third is vaguely described as either centre-right (according to the media) or [[BlueAndOrangeMorality neither of the right or left]] (according to their own leadership). The CAQ claims to eschew the entire federalism-separatism debate, and has lately been poaching voter support and [=MNAs=] from the Liberals, the PQ, and the defunct ADQ. One thing to note: Québec is somewhat to the left of Canada in general, notably on social issues, and as such, the Québec Liberal Party is very similar to the federal Conservative Party; indeed, the former Premier of Québec, Jean Charest, rose to prominence as a Progressive Conservative Cabinet minister in the 1980s government of Brian Mulroney -- and even became the leader of the party after the 1993 wipeout -- before becoming leader of the Québec Liberals.[[/note]] The NDP does frequently win in provincial elections, especially in Manitoba, Saskatchewan, and B.C. Alberta is also an interesting case -- having been a province since 1905, they have experienced only two changes of government, one during the Depression and one after popular premier Ernest Manning (father of Reform Party founder Preston Manning) resigned and whose successor had nary a fraction of his political skills. Since 1971, a string of Conservative leaders have [[LandslideElection won a majority in every election]], to the point where Alberta is routinely considered a one-party state, and it’s [[SeriousBusiness only half a joke]] [[note]]Alberta has never gone back to a party after voting it out of power and the Conservative party has the longest string of elections, only comparable to the Social Credit party from 1935-1971.[[/note]].

The result of the above is that although parties can have the same name at federal and provincial levels, often that’s ''all'' they have in common. Canadians, in general, are well aware of this so there’s no eyebrows raised when, say, a former NDP premier of Ontario like Bob Rae can make a serious run at leadership of the federal Liberal Party; the former (and last) head of the federal Progressive Conservatives, Jean Charest, can become the Liberal premier of Québec; or the former NDP premier of British Columbia, Ujjal Dosanjh, can also switch parties to become a federal Liberal cabinet minister.

Municipal politics tends to be officially nonpartisan, except in British Columbia and in Montreal, Quebec. However, individual councillors and mayors are often known to have particular partisan leanings -- for example, Jack Layton, previous leader of the federal NDP, was a member of the Toronto City Council before he won the leadership.

One significant difference when it comes to individual politicians compared to the United States is that there is no equivalent in Canadian constitutional law to the “natural-born citizen” requirement, and in general Parliament (and some of the provincial legislatures) will have a higher number of naturalized immigrants than jurisdictions in the United States. As of February 2010, there were more Muslims sitting in Parliament (all of them foreign-born, including one who was a veteran combat pilot in the Pakistani Air Force) than had ever been in Congress, as well as 15 Sikhs, most of them immigrants as well. Four prime ministers (including the first, John A. Macdonald, and most recently John Turner in 1984) were born outside Canada, albeit all in the United Kingdom. The previous two Governors-General (Adrienne Clarkson and Michaëlle Jean) were also immigrants (from China -- well, HongKong[[note]]Clarkson, born Adrienne Poy, was married to the English-born academic Stephen Clarkson from 1963–65 and retained his name after their divorce.[[/note]] -- and Haiti, respectively).

Of note is the fact that a practicing Muslim, Naheed Nenshi, was elected Mayor of Calgary in October 2010, a first in Canadian cities and only the second in North America (after Mohammed Hameeduddin of Teaneck, UsefulNotes/NewJersey). This is of particular significance as Calgary is located in southern Alberta, which is generally considered to be one of the most conservative parts of Canada.


Besides the usual sorts of issues that surface in most countries’ elections (the economy, taxes, foreign trade, defence, foreign affairs), healthcare and ‘national unity’ are major issues in Canadian elections. Canada has a national healthcare system that is considered excellent but underfunded by the populace (and starting to show it in the form of long waiting times for certain procedures); figuring out how to pay for it is always a major point in any party’s platform.

The half-ton gorilla in recent Canadian politics has been "national unity". A minority of Québeckers want Québec to leave Canada and become an independent country, while many non-separatist Québeckers believe in Québec having rights to greater autonomy. There have been two referenda on independence, in 1980 and 1995, the first of which was defeated with 60% of the vote, and the second of which was defeated with 50.6% of the vote. The Parti Québécois keeps threatening to call another one, though they haven’t had another majority since 1995 with which to try.[[note]]In September 2012, however, the PQ won a governing minority in Québec, with 54 of the Assembly’s 125 seats; however, they lost 24 of those seats in the election of March 2014, including their leader's[[/note]] The other federal parties take various positions on how to respond to this, which frequently involve special concessions for Québec.

The environment has also become a [[IncrediblyLamePun hot]] topic in recent years. The Green Party has put environmental regulations at the center of their platforms, the NDP and Liberals also support reforms, and the Conservatives are more cautious, but still interested in, at minimum, seeming like they care. However, since most of the Conservatives’ environment platform seems to be ‘We’ll Just See what the U.S. Does’, and the U.S. doesn’t seem to be doing much of anything, Canada won’t be doing much of anything with regards to the environment for the time being. In the meantime, the provinces are generally content to sit and bitch at each other about who gets what money. This has been described as “exactly like the European Union, just with more land”.


What, [[BewareTheNiceOnes you think Canadians are polite and honest all the time?]] In one of the earliest national scandals, back in 1873, John A. Macdonald was accused of taking bribes in relation to the funding of the Canadian Pacific Railway.

Two of the more recent scandals are the “sponsorship scandal,” where large sums of money earmarked for national-unity advertising programs in Québec were used improperly (read: given away to friends of the then-ruling Liberal Party), and the “Airbus affair,” where then-prime minister Brian Mulroney has been accused of taking hundreds of thousands of dollars from a German arms dealer as kickbacks on the purchase of Airbus jets for Air Canada, which the government owned at the time.

Sex scandals are rarer than in the States. Despite stereotypes that Canadian politicians are better behaved in this respect, the more likely reality is simply that the Canadian media is less likely to report on it and/or the Canadian populace less inclined to care. Two notable exceptions are the Gerda Munsinger case, which embarrassed the federal government of John Diefenbaker and prompted the resignation of a federal Cabinet minister, and the Colin Thatcher case, which centered around a former minister in the Saskatchewan provincial government who was arrested and convicted of the [[StuffedIntoTheFridge murder of his wife]] [=JoAnn=] after she divorced him for his numerous extramarital affairs.

Two more recent cases of what could be described as "sex scandals" have happened within the past few years. One involved the ''very'' public break-up of two prominent Conservative [=MPs=], Belinda Stronach and Peter [=MacKay=], who had been dating, when Stronach defected to the Liberals for a Cabinet post -- which she lost the next year after the Liberals lost an election -- leading to a stunned-looking [=MacKay=] standing on his farm talking about how “at least my dog is loyal”, and a narrow aversion of an election in the now evenly-divided House (since the government can’t fall on a tie, and Stronach’s defection got them up to parity). It also led to a massive variety of ribald jokes at Stronach’s expense from prominent Conservatives, the most notable of which is then-Alberta Premier Ralph Klein's assertion that “[[NoTrueScotsman She didn’t have a Conservative bone in her body]] … okay, [[DoubleEntendre maybe one]]”, many of which naturally [[CrossesTheLineTwice proved controversial in their own right]]. The other involved the then-Minister of Foreign Affairs dating a woman with connections to a chapter of the Hell’s Angels and actually leaving important classified documents lying around her apartment followed by their mysterious disappearance, in a classic RealLife case of ‘[[TooDumbToLive Too Dumb to be Prime Minister]]’.

One can’t forget another recent scandal to flag the Conservatives. In February 2010, Conservative cabinet minister (for the status of women!) Helena Guergis was accused of throwing a hissy fit at the Charlottetown airport, located in Canada’s smallest province, P.E.I. The minister allegedly threw shoes across the security screening area and banged on a security door. When media and the Liberals asked for the security tapes, CATSA (the Canadian Air Transport Security Authority) could not provide them (many suspect [[ExecutiveMeddling Conservative meddling]]).

Prime Minister Harper stood by her for a while (in the face of public information), then rumours began to rise that Guergis had been letting her husband, a former cabinet minister, use her office to promote his business. Apparently some photos surfaced of the two in a [[DenOfIniquity shady strip club]] with [[HookersAndBlow cocaine and, reportedly, “busty hookers”]]. Guergis was then [[YouHaveFailedMe expelled from cabinet by Harper]], not to mention [[YouHaveOutlivedYourUsefulness expelled from the Conservative Party caucus]], and [[OhCrap an RCMP investigation was launched]] (all thanks to ''private'' information). Even after the RCMP cleared Guergis of wrongdoing, she [[TheAtoner continued to sit as an independent MP]], though she lost her seat to the Conservative challenger in the subsequent election. This led to the joke that Harper now always stands behind his cabinet members because it’s [[CaughtWithYourPantsDown easier to push them under a bus from that position]].

The recent "robocall" scandal had its roots in [[WhamEpisode the 2011 federal election]]. It came to light that ''someone'' was sending automated "robocalls" (and, in some cases, targeted live calls) to non-Conservative or ex-Conservative voters in a number of different ridings, falsely directing them to incorrect polling stations or otherwise harassing them into not voting at all. Elections Canada got wind of these incidents via complaints from the public, and since the scandal broke they have accumulated over ''[[UpToEleven 31,000 reports]]'' of similar calls from across Canada. In the most high-profile case, in the riding of Guelph in Ontario, [[MediaWatchdog Elections Canada]] has traced at least some of the calls to a subsidiary of an automated calling company in Edmonton, which in turn was contacted both by the Guelph Conservative campaign as well as a disposable mobile phone registered under the alias “Pierre Poutine” of “Separatist Street” in Joliette, Québec. (The "Pierre Poutine" name was likely taken off of an independent food caterer in Guelph, Ontario, while the "Separatist Street" location was probably a crude attempt at a TakeThat to the Québec independence movement.) In another riding where voter suppression tactics have been alleged (Nipissing–Timiskaming), the Conservatives won by a mere ''18 votes'' -- and this was far from the only close riding across the country, potentially making the difference between a majority and minority government.

The opposition NDP and Liberals [[StatusQuoIsGod rather predictably reacted with outrage]], while the Conservatives [[IWasNeverHere naturally denied any responsibility]], though a low-ranking Conservative staffer from the Guelph campaign has since resigned from his position at the office of a Toronto-area MP. Spinoff allegations have included voter registration fraud as well as illegal campaign financing. Federal opinion polls have registered minimal (if any) impact as a result of the ‘robocall scandal’; a federal judge offered the Tories a not-quite-absolution in April 2013.

On the municipal level, in May 2013, reporters from the ''Toronto Star'' and gossip website ''Gawker'' reported that they had viewed and been offered a video showing UsefulNotes/{{Toronto}} mayor Rob Ford [[DrugsAreBad smoking crack cocaine]] and making homophobic slurs. Though Ford had a well-documented history of mild to belligerent public intoxication, he [[SuspiciouslySpecificDenial denied and evaded questions]] for several months -- until, in October 2013, [[SeriousBusiness the Toronto police]] reported that they had recovered a deleted copy of what appears to be that same video from a hard drive seized in a anti-drug raid. Ford then changed his story and admitted to "probably" having used crack cocaine in the midst of a "drunken stupor", while [[InsaneTrollLogic blaming the media for not asking the right questions]] (which they had, and he had ignored) and claiming to [[ImplausibleDeniability not be an addict]]. With Ford and several of his associates and assistants now under police investigation, Toronto City Council [[EnemyMine banded together]] to strip him of most of his powers (at least those which they could remove under provincial laws) along with his staff and budget, and shift them to the deputy mayor. Rob Ford has since responded by [[NeverMyFault playing the victim]] of a "coup d'état" while proudly going on to contest the upcoming 2014 municipal election. Not long after losing most of his mayoral powers, [[HereWeGoAgain another crack video surfaced, this time with screenshots]], forcing Mayor Ford to enter rehab. [[TenMinuteRetirement He continued to run for Mayor upon leaving rehab]], but a recent hospital visit has revealed an abdominal tumor. Mayor Ford withdrew from the mayoral race, opting to run for his old Ward 2 seat. Rob's brother Doug (the current Ward 2 councillor) submitted his papers to run for mayor with one hour to spare before the nomination deadline.