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->''"Ninety-eight percent of the adults in this country are decent, hard-working, honest Americans. It's the other lousy two percent that get all the publicity. But then, we elected them."''
-->--'''Lily Tomlin'''

The United States is a [[UsefulNotes/AmericanFederalism federal]] republic consisting principally of [[UsefulNotes/TheSeveralStates 50 states]] and the District of Columbia, which is made up entirely of one city, UsefulNotes/WashingtonDC. It's often called simply "DC" in common usage and is the seat of the federal government.

Note that distinction: DC is ''in'' the United States, but not ''of'' them.[[note]]This is to prevent it from being too heavily affected by any one state's petty local politics. Philadelphia was the original capital until the Pennsylvania state legislature effectively [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pennsylvania_Mutiny_of_1783 holding Congress hostage in 1783]] convinced everyone else this was a bad idea.[[/note]] The result includes the oddity that the citizens of DC - despite paying taxes - have no voting representation in the Legislative Branch (merely a non-voting representative), and until 1961 couldn't vote in Presidential elections. This from the country that revolted under the battle cry, "No taxation without representation!" The city's residents are disgruntled about it enough that the official DC automobile license plate reads "Taxation Without Representation". To people who live in DC (though not so much the people who work there, many of whom live in bedroom communities across state lines, further complicating the issue of local politics), this is so serious that, when the city got its third Major League Baseball franchise, the local population didn't want a third team bearing the name Washington Senators, because, although at any given time, 100 Senators are tasked with working ''in'' Washington, the District itself has none of their own.

[[caption-width-right:281:Caution: Reality outside 495 may differ from reality inside 495.]]

There is a feeling among some Americans that there may be a reality distortion field of some sort that follows the outer edge of the Capital Beltway (a highway that circles DC). Attempts to prove this fail to obtain federal funding.

Since the United States is a republic, you will occasionally find people trying to tell you that the United States "is not a democracy." This may or may not be true, since a republic and a democracy are technically two different forms of government, but a republic can still use democratic processes. So ask the person doing the claiming what he means before nodding sagely. The essential issue here is that the founders thought direct democracy (after the fashion of, say, [[AncientGreece ancient Athens]]) was a generally bad idea; for example, Thomas Jefferson claimed "''A democracy is nothing more than mob rule, where fifty-one percent of the people may take away the rights of the other forty-nine.''" More colloquially, "Democracy is three wolves and a sheep voting on dinner." That said, direct democracy does in fact exist on smaller levels in the United States, namely the "town meeting" form of government often practiced in the New England states, in which citizens may show up to vote directly on town laws and ordinances, as well as poll-style voting utilized in some states to vote on specific laws (signs reading "Vote YES/NO on Prop. 47" or something similar will, more often than not, be ubiquitous in such states come Election Season). The debate over to what extent the government should engage in majority-ruled democracy or function as a democratic republic, or whether ultimate authority should rest with a strong centralized government (Federalism) or with the individual state (anti-Federalism/Confederacy) predates the existence of the country itself, and is still debated today, with citizens, politicians and pundits alike jumping from one side of the other, depending on which would result on their side of an issue winning.

When people of other nations are trying to understand the rather odd political behavior of the USA, they would do well to remember that the United States is literally just that: fifty individual states, each with their own constitution, all under the aegis of a central federal government. The relationship between the federal government and the state governments can get contentious, to the point that there [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanCivilWar was a civil war about it]].

Unlike many other nations, the US has had precisely one written constitution since independence in 1776,[[note]]The [[UsefulNotes/TheAmericanRevolution Articles of Confederation]] were a wash and don't count[[/note]] which is referred to simply as "the Constitution". This makes it the second-oldest written national constitution still in effect,[[note]]The oldest is the constitution of UsefulNotes/SanMarino, which went into effect in 1600[[/note]] and the third-oldest still in effect overall.[[note]]The Constitution of Massachusetts, drafted by UsefulNotes/JohnAdams, UsefulNotes/SamuelAdams, and James Bowdoin, went into effect in 1780 and had significant influence on the federal one.[[/note]] The Constitution defines itself as "the supreme law of the land", and all other statutes and acts of government must defer to it or be rendered null and void. Since its drafting, the US Constitution has served as an inspiration for many other written constitutions around the globe, and, indeed, it was the [=USA=] that popularized the codified constitution - of the nations of the world, only UsefulNotes/{{Britain}}, New Zealand, and UsefulNotes/{{Israel}} have uncodified constitutions, something which law students from those countries continue to bitterly lament come finals time.

The Constitution is not set in stone. To date there are 27 amendments, the first ten of which are referred to as the Bill of Rights and were adopted before the Constitution was ratified. This gives you an idea of how hard the amendment process is -- 17 afterthoughts, one of which is in there to repeal an earlier afterthought. Not only that, but the 27th Amendment was actually proposed with the Bill of Rights -- it took some 200 years between proposal and ratification. As a result of its stability and endurance, Americans have a deep respect for the Constitution--a respect that can become downright reverential for some people. This makes it really quite difficult to even get a movement to ''propose'' an amendment, to the frustration of many reformers.

The structure of the federal government is delineated in the Constitution. It sets up a separation of powers between three separate branches; the Executive, Legislative, and Judicial. Following that lead, we will chunk up this article along those lines.

!!!The Executive Branch

The executive branch of government consists of the President, Vice President, and the Cabinet.

Unlike in many other nations, the US President is both head of state and head of government. His principal powers are to sign or veto bills approved by Congress and to appoint Cabinet secretaries, ambassadors, Supreme Court judges and other federal judges (all with Senate approval), to sign treaties (subject to Congressional approval) and to issue pardons, which are not subject to anyone's approval.

The president is also the Commander-in-Chief of the military and is the highest-ranking individual in the chain of command, though he is not himself considered part of the military. [[note]]Even if they were a Military officer before becoming President their former rank is now meaningless as far as the chain of command is concerned. One example would be Eisenhower who was a 5 star General before becoming President but then resumed his rank after his Presidency ended. Of course, as far as the Army was concerned, the difference in who Eisenhower could give orders to as President vs. as a 5-star general amounted to, basically, "Omar Bradley."[[/note]]

The president may issue "executive orders," directives to the Cabinet instructing them on the enforcement of laws. Most executive orders are kept running by the next President in line. Presidents protect the prerogatives of the office.

Go figure.

All those powers and responsibilities get summed up under the amorphous heading of "leadership", with all the free credit and lightning-rod for dissatisfaction that that entails.

You don't have to be crazy to run for President. That benefit will be provided by the Office.

The Vice President, in contrast, has little authority and more often functions as a government spokesman. He has the cushiest job in the world because he has ''absolutely nothing to do'' unless one of two things fails: the President's heartbeat, and the Senate. To be more precise, he officially has two jobs. The first is basically to sit around and wait for the President of the United States to drop dead (or otherwise become incapable of carrying out the duties of the office of president); the second is to act as President of the Senate with nothing to do and no right to vote, except cast a tie-breaking vote if there is a deadlock.

Unofficially, however, the vice president does have more important work to do. In general, there are three kinds of veep: the advisor/enforcer, the ticket-balancer, and the consolation prize, or as [[Creator/{{MSNBC}} Chris Matthews]] has called them, the January[[note]]To help when the new President starts governing[[/note]], the November[[note]]To help win votes in the general election[[/note]], and the August[[note]]To shore up a weak candidate with the party's base going into the convention[[/note]].
* The first kind has become increasingly common since UsefulNotes/WorldWarII, particularly when the president is a highly-electable populistic type, and most particularly when the President is more or less new to Washington. This sort of VP is effectively chosen to be a Secretary Without Portfolio, providing advice on anything and everything and/or bringing political muscle and Washington connections to the administration.\\
The only major-party Vice Presidential candidates since 1948[[note]]The first post-WWII presidential election[[/note]] who had neither served in Congress nor held high-level executive-branch positions were UsefulNotes/SarahPalin (Governor of UsefulNotes/{{Alaska}}), Spiro Agnew (Governor of Maryland), and Earl Warren (Governor of UsefulNotes/{{California}}). Almost all the rest have been sitting members of Congress (usually Senators); the exceptions are Sargent Shriver[[note]]Held several appointed executive positions and was in private legal practice in DC when nominated; also brother-in-law of Democratic icon UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy.[[/note]], UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush[[note]]A former Congressman from Texas, Ambassador to the UsefulNotes/UnitedNations, "Ambassador" to the [[RedChina People's Republic of China]] (technically, he was "Chief of the Liaison Office", but this was during the transition period from full US recognition of the ROC to full US recognition of the PRC under Nixon, Ford, and Carter), and [[{{CIA}} Director of Central Intelligence]], and was in private business and academia when nominated.[[/note]], and Dick Cheney[[note]]He had been the Congressman from Wyoming and House Minority Whip, White House Chief of Staff under Ford, and Secretary of Defense under Papa Bush, and was running Halliburton when nominated.[[/note]].\\
The best examples are probably Dick Cheney and UsefulNotes/AlGore. Regarding the former, [[UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush Dubya]] is well known to have been a bit of a lightweight on some issues, and certainly wasn't a policy wonk. Cheney, on the other hand, had been a Congressman from Wyoming and House Minority Whip, and had also been UsefulNotes/GeraldFord's Chief of Staff and Bush Sr.'s Secretary of Defense, while the younger Bush had no direct Washington experience. For the latter, UsefulNotes/BillClinton actually was quite wonkish, but he wasn't quite as policy-oriented as Gore. Gore also brought political muscle to the table, as he was a confirmed Washington insider (not only had he been in Congress for ten years when he was elected, his father had been a powerful Senator from Tennessee), while Clinton had only ever been Governor of Arkansas.\\
A case can also be made that Joe Biden was chosen for this reason. While UsefulNotes/BarackObama was a Senator before becoming President, he had only been in DC for four years at the time of election, while Biden was a six-term (36-year!) Senator with far more connections, and has been almost as famous for his foreign policy expertise as he is for his gaffes.
* The second kind has historically been the most common: the presidential candidate's running mate would be of a different region or ideological orientation from the candidate himself. So if the Democratic presidential candidate was a Northern liberal, you'd expect the running mate to be a Southern or Western moderate or conservative–or any combination of these terms. The classic example is UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson, a pragmatic Protestant Texan specifically chosen to capture the Southern vote that UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy as a liberal Catholic Yankee might not have gotten otherwise.\\
In addition, this was the reasoning behind the choices of the two women who have served as major-party Vice Presidential candidates: Walter Mondale's pick of Geraldine Ferraro in 1984, and John [=McCain's=] pick of UsefulNotes/SarahPalin in 2008. Ferraro was added to the Democratic ticket in '84 mainly to build support in the future; it was thought that Mondale's campaign against popular incumbent UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan was hopeless (and it ultimately was), so putting a woman on the ticket would help the Democrats curry favor with female voters in the future. Meanwhile, [=McCain=] was under pressure on both the left and the right. From the right, he had a reputation for being a very moderate Republican, so much so that many conservatives declared that they'd vote for UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton or a third party over him. From the left, [=McCain=] had the misfortune of being a stuffy old white guy running against [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Barack "Hope and Change" Obama]], who himself had just emerged from a tough campaign against a Democratic rival who also wasn't an old white guy — the aforementioned Hillary Clinton, who still had a large base of supporters in the party. It was thought that Palin, being both ultra-conservative and a woman, would solve both problems simultaneously.\\
Both times it backfired. In Ferraro's case, she and her husband's obtuse finances became a major issue in the campaign, and the revelation that she had a maid and a few million dollars tied up in real estate greatly undermined her "working-class immigrant's daughter" image. Palin, meanwhile, proved to be a gaffe machine and a publicity hound stealing the spotlight from [=McCain=], with a severe lack of depth in foreign policy; Creator/TinaFey's famous "I can see Russia from my house!" joke was based on Palin citing her home state of UsefulNotes/{{Alaska}} (where she was Governor) being just over the Bering Strait from Russia as a foreign policy qualification. In both cases, they were ultimately seen by many voters as "token" candidates, having not been properly vetted by campaigns more interested in making a splash than in having strong running mates.
* The third kind was more common in the past—someone who ran for President and lost the nomination would be given the running mate's slot to soothe his ego.
** LBJ is the closest thing to this in recent history, as it was well-known that he wanted the top job himself. Along with the ticket-balancing issue and his Washington connections (which were a bit more extensive than Kennedy's), he was the perfect VP candidate. His actual presidency makes this situation either hilarious or more gut-wrenching.
** Bush Sr. may have been this as well, as he competed with Reagan in the Republican primaries of 1980. His victory over Reagan in the Iowa primary actually forced Reagan to replace his campaign manager and reorganize his staff.
** Joe Biden might also have been picked for this reason, as despite his serious case of [[OpenMouthInsertFoot foot-in-mouth disease]], he had run two (kind of half-hearted) campaigns for President (in 1988 and 2008) and was seen as something of an elder statesman in the Democratic Party.
** There is some speculation that Mitt Romney intended to do this with UsefulNotes/RonPaul, keeping him from pursuing a third-party or independent run (or endorsing such a candidate). Instead, Romney picked Paul Ryan, a wonkish ideologue and six-term Congressman.

UsefulNotes/JohnAdams, the very first vice president, described his office as "the most insignificant office that ever the invention of man contrived or his imagination conceived." John Nance Garner, UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt's first Vice President, was more direct, describing the vice presidency as "not worth a bucket of warm piss". (Ironically, FDR is one of the few presidents to have died in office, although Roosevelt had ditched Garner long before.)

At several points in American history the vice president has been, in effect, the Highest Elected Patsy, and has "taken the fall" for the administration. Since UsefulNotes/WorldWarII (where UsefulNotes/HarryTruman didn't know about the Manhattan Project until he took office), the Vice-President has gained more influence, but it varies between administrations — Dick Cheney was seen as very powerful, Joe Biden less so.

A presidential term lasts four years, and an individual President is limited to two terms, with the total time in office not to exceed ten years—in other words, a Vice President who ascended to the Presidency more than halfway through one four-year term could run for re-election twice, as Lyndon Johnson was eligible to do (though he chose not to). Originally a tradition, this was later codified in the Constitution through the 22nd Amendment in 1951, after UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt was elected to four consecutive terms, only leaving office because he died. Presidential elections are held every four years, on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in November.

Actually, ''all'' elections are held on the first Tuesday after the first Monday in the month of the election. This has twisted, complicated historical reasons. The founding fathers didn't want the election to fall on the first of the month, because business owners would be balancing their checkbooks on this day[[note]] After breaking free from England's autocratic system, the Founding Fathers valued free enterprise[[/note]]. Saturday, Sunday, and Wednesday were out of the question, as those were religious days for many[[note]]the latter being a sabbatical day for many agrarian communities [[/note]]. Friday and Monday were then excluded, as those days surrounded the weekends. British elections were on Thursdays, and Americans wanted to break free from British traditions. Tuesday was then the best choice: but, if the election were on the first Tuesday of the month, then in some years, the Electoral College would then convene over a month after the election, a violation of existing laws. Finally, the election was set to be held on the Tuesday after the first Monday.

Historically, the president is a White Protestant, though not always. UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy was Catholic, which was a big deal, and current president UsefulNotes/BarackObama has an African father, which is an even ''bigger'' deal. Historically, the President has also always been male, though fiction has delighted in depicting female presidents and the possibility is considered more-or-less inevitable by now. In fact, [[UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton Hillary Clinton]] came ''very'' close to being chosen as the Democratic candidate for president in 2008, was more or less considered a lock for the position until Obama's rise to prominence, and made history (again) by clinching the nomination after a much more successful primary fight in 2016. [[note]]A lot of noise was made about Bernie Sanders' candidacy; in the event, though, he lacked Clinton's broad-based appeal, particularly with the African-American and Latino communities that make up so much of the Democratic Party's voting base. Sanders' following is mainly with millennials.[[/note]] Both these generalizations apply equally well to the vice president (twice a woman has been a major party's nomination for veep, the Democrats first picking Geraldine Ferraro in 1984, and the Republicans picking Sarah Palin in 2008; Joe Biden is the first Catholic VP; and UsefulNotes/HerbertHoover's VP Charles Curtis was 3/8ths Native American).

Article 2, clause 5 of the Constitution doesn't really go into race or sex, probably because in 1787 it was assumed that candidates would always be white men, but it does have some qualifications:
* 35 years of age or more.
* 14 years residency.
* Natural-born citizen (read: US citizen by birth, rather than by naturalization) OR citizen at the time the Constitution was adopted. The latter was necessary because at the time of the Constitution's adoption, the United States had only existed for 7 years, meaning that the election of 1812 was the first in which it was mathematically possible for a natural-born citizen to meet the 35 years of age requirement, and going for more than 20 years without a President was obviously not an option.

Note the requirement is technically a little more flexible than "only native-born", but unless you were alive in September 1787 ''and'' living between the Mississippi River and the Atlantic Ocean, it's pretty much limited to the native born. Either way, John [=McCain=] (who was born in the Panama Canal Zone) qualifies.[[note]]"Any person born in the Canal Zone on or after February 26, 1904, and whether before or after the effective date of this chapter, whose father or mother or both at the time of the birth of such person was or is a citizen of the United States, is declared to be a citizen of the United States."--8 USC § 1403[[/note]]

Admit it. You thought that was going to be a joke about John [=McCain=] being born before 1787. We wouldn't go for a laugh that cheap. Really. Observe how we are not going for that cheap joke[[note]]Besides, it's just the same jokes we used about Bob Dole from 1996 to 1999[[/note]].

One can be born anywhere on Earth (or space) and still be a "natural born citizen" of the US if at least one of your parents is an American citizen who has lived in the US for five years. A person born within the territorial boundaries of the United States is a natural-born citizen regardless of parentage, unless said person's parents are foreign diplomats or members of an invading force.

The only two Presidents that have actually been challenged in any way under the terms of eligibility to date are Barack Obama and Chester A. Arthur. Challengers to Obama claim that he was actually born in Kenya, and that his Hawaiian birth certificate and newspaper birth announcements were forgeries, no doubt by the same people who orchestrated the Area 51 coverup.[[note]]Even if it were true, he would still be a natural-born US citizen on account of his mother being one, and while he was born after that law took effect, under the statutes of the time he was born he only needed to live in the US for a few years to be considered a natural-born US citizen, which his academic record more than verifies.[[/note]] It didn't help the issue that in some (but by no means all, or even half) of the 50 states, it is illegal to access someone's birth certificate (other than one's own or in the case of a legal guardian) without a court order, and Hawaii is one of them. President Obama originally chose to ignore the allegations, likely perceiving them of beneath his attention, but eventually got so annoyed that he released his long-form birth certificate, then splashed it on a mug with the slogan "Made in the USA" and killed UsefulNotes/OsamaBinLaden about two days later, which effectively shut up all but the noisiest of the "birther theorists." (UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump was not among those shut up, which is highly entertaining to pretty much everyone who doesn't agree with him.)

Chester A. Arthur was accused by Arthur Hinman of being born in Ireland. No one took up that story, so Hinman then accused Chester of being born in Canada. Nobody could decide which was worse, so they elected Chester Vice President.

The President and Vice President positions were pretty well set up after 1800 as to who got them, and what they did. This lasted until 1841, when UsefulNotes/WilliamHenryHarrison became the first man to die in office. The exact text of the Constitution said that should something happen to the President making him unable to actually use the President's powers (dead, incapacitated, thrown out), 'the Same shall devolve on the Vice President'. Note that it doesn't explicitly say that the veep ''becomes'' President. The brouhaha was settled when Harrison's vice president, UsefulNotes/JohnTyler, just took the damn oath and did it anyway[[note]]To modern people, the fact that this was considered controversial may be surprising, but Tyler's opponents actually referred to him with the mocking title "His Accidency"[[/note]]. This was finally patched by the 25th Amendment in 1967.

Also, if the sitting President dies and the vice president takes the oath, where do we get a ''new'' veep? Up until the 25th Amendment came around, the office was just left empty. The first four people to ascend to the presidency never were elected to a full term[[note]]in fact, none of them even got renominated by their party: Tyler had been excommunicated from the Whig party, Fillmore was denied renomination as his lenient attitude towards slavery made him unpopular with northern Whigs, Johnson's impeachment trial made him unpopular even with fellow Democrats, and Arthur's supporters were divided between him and another candidate, costing him the nomination to a more unified candidate in James G. Blaine, and thus never had a Vice President.[[/note]] That amendment lets the sitting President just appoint a new Vice President. This led to a man who never received even one electoral vote ascending to the Presidency. In 1973, Spiro Agnew resigned from the vice presidency over income tax evasion, and was replaced by UsefulNotes/GeraldFord. The guy who was president? UsefulNotes/RichardNixon. Even better, when Nixon resigned, Ford promptly pardoned the man who had just made him President, preventing Nixon from being put on trial for his various crimes.[[note]] This was later referred by him as MyGreatestFailure.[[/note]]

The 25th Amendment also allows a President to ''temporarily'' relinquish the office due to incapacitation. So far this has only been used when the President has to undergo some medical procedure that requires anesthesia, so that if something truly terrible happens while the President is knocked out, there will be an acting President who can take action immediately without provoking a Constitutional conflict. It's never happened and probably never will, but why take the risk?

The 25th Amendment further allows the VP and a majority of the Cabinet to declare a President unfit for duty and remove him, even against his will, causing the VP to immediately become acting President. This is a safety valve of obvious last resort and has never been invoked in reality. ''Film/AirForceOne'' and ''Series/TwentyFour'' have both used it for its dramatic possibilities, though.

The Constitution itself lets Congress decide what happens if both President an Vice-President of the United States are gone. Currently, this falls under the Presidential Succession Act of 1947. It goes from President, to Vice President, to Speaker of the House, to President ''pro tempore'' of the Senate, to the Cabinet members in order of the Cabinet post's longevity. Since the US hasn't gone past 'vice president' yet on the list, the fact that it ends at the Cabinet hasn't been tested. A person in the line of succession must satisfy the constitutional eligibility requirement—a foreign-born cabinet officer (e.g., Bush 43's Taiwan-born Labor Secretary Elaine Chao)[[note]]German-born Henry Kissinger, who as Nixon's Secretary of State would have gotten as close as third in line if not for the natural-born citizen requirement, is an even better example[[/note]] would be passed over.

The Secret Service designates one member of the line of succession the "Designated Survivor" to stay behind at any event where the entire line could be zapped, which is pretty much only the State of the Union Address (where the President, Vice President, both houses of Congress, the entire Cabinet, and the Supreme Court are all gathered together in a single building). It's always a minor Cabinet member, too. So yes, one night a year, there's a chance that [[Series/BattlestarGalactica2003 the Secretary of Education]] or the [[ComicBook/YTheLastMan Secretary of Agriculture]] could end up as President.

A small side-note. Some Americans believe in the so-called Twenty Year Curse, also known as Tecumseh's Curse or the Curse of Tippecanoe, that affects the Presidency and has existed since 1840 (though it was first popularized in 1931 by ''Franchise/RipleysBelieveItOrNot''). Basically, with the exception of UsefulNotes/ZacharyTaylor (who died in 1850), every President who has died in office was elected in a year divisible by twenty.
* UsefulNotes/WilliamHenryHarrison died of pneumonia in 1841, a month after his inauguration. He remains the shortest-serving President in US history. Incidentally, he is the reason why the "curse" is associated with Tecumseh and Tippecanoe; he was the American general during the Battle of Tippecanoe in 1811, in which he fought off a band of Indians led by Shawnee leader Tecumseh, who had attacked his army as revenge for his forcing the native tribes to cede large amounts of their land to white settlers. After the battle, so the story goes, Tecumseh's brother Tenskwatawa placed the curse upon Harrison and the Presidency.
* UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln was assassinated in 1865 by a Confederate diehard after being elected for his second term of office.
* UsefulNotes/JamesGarfield was killed by a man who was dissatisfied with the "spoils system"[[note]]Essentially, a bribe-fest where the President would reward those who helped him in the campaign with positions in government. Garfield's assassination led to reforms that saw this system abolished.[[/note]] in 1881.
* UsefulNotes/WilliamMcKinley was murdered in 1901 by an anarchist.
* UsefulNotes/WarrenHarding died of a stroke in 1923, after numerous scandals perpetrated by his cabinet members denounced his credibility.
* UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt also died of a stroke in 1945.
* UsefulNotes/JohnFKennedy was shot in 1963 after refusing to have a protective cover around his car when he visited Dallas.

UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan, notably, broke the curse. He was shot and badly wounded in 1981 but survived the attack, and the Twenty Year Curse seems to have ended, as UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush did not die in office, having been elected in 2000. This doesn't mean that there weren't assassination attempts made on other Presidents. Thankfully, however, none resulted in a fatal injury for any President.

!!!The Electoral College

The President and Vice President are ''not'' elected directly by the people, but rather by a group called the Electoral College, an office created by the Founding Fathers to preserve the power of the smaller states in the voting process.

They also were not happy about the idea of the "mob" directly electing the president, so they had the state legislatures of each state choose the electors. It is only since the 20th Century that all states allow the common people to choose the electors. Technically, the Constitution has always given state legislatures the power to decide how their state's electors are chosen, and that has never changed. It's just that public demand eventually led every state to use actual elections to choose the electors. In theory, a state could allocate its electors by flipping a coin if the legislature passed a law to say so.

Each state boasts a number of electors equal to its Congressional representation: two senators plus however many representatives. When the College meets, about one month after the actual election, each state's electors vote for the presidential candidates; each state is allowed to set their own laws for how the electors vote, but in recent years 48 states have granted all their votes to whomever received the largest number of popular votes in their state.

Whichever presidential slate receives 50% + 1 of the electoral votes (currently, 270) is elected. In the rare event that no candidate receives the needed number of electoral votes, the House of Representatives votes in the new president, with the Senate selecting the Vice President. This has only happened once, in 1824 when the House selected UsefulNotes/JohnQuincyAdams over UsefulNotes/AndrewJackson (who won both the electoral ''and'' popular vote) in a four-person race.

On those occasions when a loser of the ''popular'' election gains office through this process -- thankfully rare, but it's happened four times: in 1824, 1876, 1888 and 2000 -- many Americans become confused and outraged. Newspapers and TV news are required to run articles explaining this all again for about two weeks, at which point it is promptly forgotten by Americans who have since moved on to something else outrageously confusing, like why all the rich celebrities are ending up in rehab all the time.

Because of the number of electors being roughly equivalent to population density, all one has to do is be elected President is to win the 11 states that have the most delegates: California, Texas, New York, Florida, Illinois, Pennsylvania, Ohio, Michigan, Georgia, North Carolina, and New Jersey. A president carrying said 11 states will win the election even if their opponent wins all of the delegates of all the other 39 states ''and'' the District of Columbia. In practice, this doesn't actually work due to the fact that many states are considered "safe" for one party or another–for example, in recent elections the Democrats have won California by comfortable margins each year, while the Republicans have done the same with Texas.

Thus, a lot of campaign drama ends up happening in 'swing' or 'battleground' states, states that have become strategically important in the election. Since each Senator counts for one electoral vote, it's actually the ''smaller'' states that have a disproportionately large influence in the electoral college. To win these states, presidential hopefuls spend millions upon millions of dollars on advertising, travel, staff, and various other campaign expenses, all for a job which pays a mere $400,000 per year over four years. And yet, the winner is largely in charge of how the American government spends its revenue. The irony of this is not lost on the American people.

Seriously. You can make more money running a school district. In a backwards state.

!!!The Cabinet, Executive Departments, and Independent Agencies

The President’s cabinet by tradition consists of the leaders of the 15 executive departments -- State, the Treasury, Defense, Justice, the Interior, Agriculture, Commerce, Labor, Health and Human Services, Housing and Urban Development ([=HUD=]), Transportation, Energy, Education, Veterans' Affairs (there are a ''lot'' of US military veterans) and Homeland Security. Each department is headed by an official called a Secretary (with a capital S), except for the Department of Justice, whose chief is called the Attorney General instead. They’re all appointed by the President, subject to Senate approval and the parameters of their responsibilities are defined in federal law. They are in legal contemplation the President’s deputies with respect to the departments they head: which in simple terms means that they are the personal representatives of the President and that they have the final say in the internal and external management functions of their departments.

The average American (excluding the editors of the [[http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/browse/collection.action?collectionCode=GOVMAN U.S. Government Manual]] & [[http://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/browse/collection.action?collectionCode=CDIR the Congressional Directory]], and maybe Creator/TomClancy) has heard of maybe two or three of these guys, maybe four if they keep up enough with current events or teach political science, usually taken from the ''big four'' quartet: the Secretaries of State, Treasury, Defense, and the Attorney General. The Cabinet typically also includes the Vice President, the President’s Chief of Staff, and the Director of the Office of Management and Budget. Unlike in many other countries, the cabinet meetings are not the avenue where major policy decisions are made in foreign and military affairs: that takes place in the National Security Council where only the relevant officials, such as the President, Vice President, the Secretaries of State and Defense participates (The Secretary of Education, for instance, doesn’t need to know of diplomatic talks with a crazy playboy dictator, weapons sales to UsefulNotes/{{Israel|isWithInfraredMissiles}} or of the invasion plans of the next Middle Eastern Oil State waiting in line).

Under the auspices of the Secretaries and the Attorney General are the various government agencies: the Federal Aviation Administration, for example, reports to the Secretary of Transportation and the [[{{FBI}} Federal Bureau of Investigation]] reports to the Attorney General. Some agencies may be (or were) in counter-intuitive departments. The Secret Service (originally founded to combat counterfeiting) and the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco, Firearms and Explosives (usually called ATF; "Explosives" was added to the title relatively recently) reported to the Secretary of the Treasury before the Department of Homeland Security was created in 2003.

The ''Department of Defense'' ([=DoD=]), in the vernacular known as UsefulNotes/ThePentagon (named after the geometrical shape of its headquarters building), is so freaking large in comparison with the other departments that almost 80 percent of the federal workforce gets their paycheck from it, and that the Department of Defense is considered the single largest employer in the US (right ahead of UsefulNotes/{{Walmart}} and UsefulNotes/McDonalds.) The Office of the Secretary of Defense is the mainly civilian staff of the Secretary of Defense, and apart from the Honorable Mr. or Madam Secretary (who by the way must be a civilian to maintain the alibi of civilian control), there is 1 Deputy Secretary of Defense, 5 Under Secretaries of Defense, 14 Assistant Secretaries of Defense (all appointed by the President and confirmed by the Senate); and a myriad of senior civil servants with titles like Deputy Assistant Secretary of Defense for whatever..., and Deputy Assistant Under Secretary of Defense for whichever…

Had enough of Secretaries? In addition, Defense has separate sub-departments within itself, known as military departments (Department of the Army, Department of the Navy and the Department of the Air Force) which include all the armed forces (except for the UsefulNotes/CoastGuard, which operates under Homeland Security during peacetime and under the Department of the Navy during war or at the president's discretion), and they are led by their very own Secretaries, namely the Secretary of the Army, the Secretary of the Navy (or [[Series/{{NCIS}} SECNAV as the special agents]] [[Series/{{JAG}} and service members alike call him or her]]), and the Secretary of the Air Force who are subordinates of the Secretary of Defense. Each of those Secretaries, as you might have guessed, have their very own Under Secretary, and at least 4 Assistant Secretaries (5 in the Army) each.

Furthermore, Defense includes several large joint organizations (meaning that civilians and military personnel from all services participate) such as the [[UsefulNotes/{{NSA}} National Security Agency]] (the people who know that you’re reading this article), the National Reconnaissance Office (the people whose satellites can spot insects on your lawn), the Defense Logistics Agency (big bloated defense bureaucracy in action) and DARPA (mad scientists studying brain implants). For more on the stiff but nevertheless crazy world of the U.S. military see UsefulNotes/YanksWithTanks.

There are also a number of "independent agencies", like the Federal Communications Commission, [[{{CIA}} Central Intelligence Agency]] and UsefulNotes/{{NASA}}, that don't report to any of the Departments, in order to make organization charts that much more confusing to average Americans and foreign spies alike.

In aggregate, all this confusion is commonly referred to as The Bureaucracy: the number two government source of fear, after the Internal Revenue Service (itself part of the Department of the Treasury).

You ''can'' sue City Hall. You can sue the IRS too, but any suit filed against it will not be decided in your lifetime, or that of your great-grandchildren, for that matter. And if you hit a really sensitive spot, like demanding in court to know what goes on at either that {{Area 51}} in the Nevada desert or [[Series/StargateSG1 that underground base outside of Colorado Springs]], the Government can always invoke the infamous ''State Secrets Privilege'', which effectively shuts down litigation.

!!!The Legislative Branch

->'''John Adams:''' I have come to the conclusion that one useless man is called a disgrace, that two become a law firm, and that any group of three or more is called a Congress!
-->-- ''Theater/SeventeenSeventySix'', paraphrased from the historical Adams' writings

The legislative branch of government consists of two houses -- the House of Representatives and the Senate. The House members were elected directly by the populace of each State and the Senators of each State were appointed by the State Assemblies. The basic idea was one of tension between the two houses so that the rights of individual people ''and'' the rights of the States would both be represented.

However, since the ratification of the 17th Amendment, both Representatives and Senators are now directly elected by popular vote within each State, turning the Senate into just another 100 congressmen.

The House of Representatives has 435 members apportioned among the states based on their population. Apportionment is recalculated every ten years, after each national census. Each state is free to determine how congressional districts[[note]] Similar to Parliamentary constituencies in the UK.[[/note]] are drawn up.

This can lead to a practice called "gerrymandering" where the party in charge draws up [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:IL04_109.gif ridiculously-shaped districts]] so as to secure as many safe districts for themselves as possible, while splitting up the other party's strongholds across multiple districts. Gerrymandering is legal in most states. Both parties squawk about reform, but neither is willing to be the first one to give up its precious ''safe seats''. The name, incidentally, goes right back to the beginnings of the Republic, first appearing around 1812 and taking its name from Massachusetts governor Elbridge Gerry. The practice might have started even earlier.

Representatives are elected every two years and there is no limit on the number of terms one may serve.

While the House of Representatives is generally referred to as the "junior" house, this has little practical meaning, as bills can originate in either house, with the exception that bills for raising revenue must originate in the House of Representatives. The House also reserves the power to impeach the president or other federal officers upon a simple majority vote, whereupon a trial is carried out in the Senate. The House is chaired by an officer called the Speaker of the House, who is generally a senior representative from the majority party in the House.

Interestingly, unlike Parliamentary systems, the Speaker does not legally need to be a sitting representative or ever have been a representative at all, they just need to be any person that 51% of the House wants to be Speaker. In practice, though, no Congress has ever taken advantage of this potentially fun loophole, and instead the Speaker is always some sort of party leader.[[note]]After Speaker John Boehner's resignation in 2015, using this loophole was floated about; ultimately, though, Congressman Paul Ryan (R-WI) got the job.[[/note]] The Speaker is chosen at the beginning of each new Congress by a simple majority vote -- this vote is largely a formality, but don't tell the congressmen that: ''huge'' penalties like losing chairmanship positions are dolled out for not voting for your party's pick.

The Senate is described as the senior house of Congress, and reserves the power to confirm presidential appointees, ratify treaties, and conduct the trial of an impeached president or other officer, whereupon the accused may be removed from office by a two-thirds majority. Only two presidents have ever been impeached -- Andrew Johnson and Bill Clinton -- and both escaped conviction. Richard Nixon would have been impeached, but resigned first.

The Senate is officially chaired by the Vice President, though he rarely ever exercises this duty except on particularly auspicious occasions, and may not speak or vote except in case of an exact tie (briefly the case in 2001, when the Senate was divided 50-50 between Democrats and Republicans, with Dick Cheney as the tie-breaking vote). In his absence, the Senate is officially chaired by the ''president pro tempore'' (pronounced "pro tem"), the senior-most senator of the majority caucus, though ''he'' typically defers that job to a junior senator as well, owing to the fact that the pres. pro tem tends to be at the very least an octogenarian with little stamina to run the assembly. The person chairing the Senate is always referred to as "Mr./Madam President" during sessions, regardless of actual rank. Informally, the reins of power in the Senate are wielded by the "Majority Leader" - i.e., the senator who chairs the majority party's caucus - typically a senior senator, though not quite as senior as the pro tem.

Senate seniority, by the way, is a funny thing. There are two types: seniority in the general body, and seniority in terms of a particular state. Seniority is decided by length of tenure in the Senate, so a Senator can be quite senior and still the "junior senator" of a particular state. And, yes, the senior Senator of one state can, in fact, be junior to the junior Senator of another state.

Seniority among an incoming class -- i.e. a group of newly elected Senators sworn in on the same day -- is determined by former service in order as senator, vice president, House member, cabinet secretary, governor, and then by state population. So of two Senators sworn in on the same day, both without any prior governmental service, the senator from the more populous state would be the senior. Whew!

Members of Congress, of either house, are often identified in the media with a hyphenated suffix that abbreviates their affiliation and state -- "D-CA", for example, indicates a Democrat from California, while "R-IN" would refer to a Republican from Indiana, and "I-VT" would refer to Bernie Sanders from Vermont.

In order for a bill to become law, it must pass by a simple majority in both houses and receive the president's signature. This is not as simple as it sounds.

The bill, having been drawn up in some subsidiary committee or other (and usually after tons of debate over its contents), is presented at-large to the Congressional house from which it originated for a vote. If it passes the vote, it is then handed off to the other house, which goes through the exact same process of debating and rewording the bill before voting on its own version of it. Next, if it passes this second vote, the two different versions of the bill are brought to the "Conference Committee" -- members of both houses who come together to have another round of debates and rewording so as to craft a single, compromised version of the bill. Once the Conference Committee has finalized the content and wording of the bill, the bill ''once again'' goes back before each house for a secondary round of debate before its final votes. So, before the president even has the opportunity to give an official yes or no to a bill, it has been drafted, debated, re-written, added-to, subtracted-from, voted, folded, spindled, mutilated, re-debated, re-voted, and possibly used as a tea cozy.

As an added bonus, either time during this process when a bill is in the Senate, a senator determined to block the passage of a bill (either to kill it outright, or, in the first round, to tie it up until certain changes are made to its content) can "filibuster" its vote by lodging endless procedural motions to delay a vote, or simply getting up and talking for hours and hours until the bill's proponents get tired and go home, or (again, in the first round) concede to enough changes to its content that the filibuster is dropped. The record for a speech on the Senate floor is ''24 hours and 18 minutes''[[note]] by Strom Thurmond, opposing the 1957 Civil Rights Act[[/note]]. Indeed, it takes more votes to end debate and bring a bill to a final vote -- 60 votes, or three-fifths of the Senate -- than it does to actually pass the bill once it comes to a vote. Nowadays senators don't usually bother getting up and speaking for hours. If 41 can get together and express an intention to filibuster, then the threat alone is enough to stop the bill in its tracks. Scrapping the filibuster entirely -- the so-called "nuclear option" -- has been considered by various blocs over the years. The general feeling has been that for a majority party to do so would weaken their position if and when they become the minority party. A reform was passed in 2011 that made filibusters slightly more difficult to carry out, though time will tell what effect (if any) it has on Senate business.

After all of this, the president still has the power to "veto" a bill -- an official rejection which voids the bill, unless Congress can successfully use its ''one'' opportunity to override the president's veto with a two-thirds majority in both houses. Overridden vetoes are somewhat rare, and were virtually non-existent for the first 90 years of the nation's history. However, if the president approves of the bill, he signs it, returns it to Congress for certification, and it becomes law.

And then there's the confusing bit. You see, the President always has the option of simply not vetoing ''or'' signing the bill, rendering the idea of returning it to Congress for certification something of a moot point. What this signifies, however, depends on whether Congress is adjourned or not.

If Congress is adjourned, the bill does not become law, there being no Congress in Washington to return the bill to. The President can--and indeed usually does--do this intentionally, and it's known as a "pocket veto."[[note]]Notionally, the President puts the bill in his pocket and forgets about it.[[/note]] It's extremely useful for Presidents faced with a popular bill they don't want to sign, but can't be seen vetoing; this allows them to save face and say, "I didn't kill the bill; I merely allowed it to die." The format is also immune to overrides, so if Congress ''really'' wants to pass the bill, they have to go through the whole rigmarole ''again''.

If Congress is still in session (i.e. hasn't adjourned), the bill automatically becomes law. Why this is isn't clear. There's no formal name for this method (although "default enactment" has started to gain currency among scholars), but some civics teachers have been known to call it the "stuff-it-in-your-desk" route. A President can also use this strategically: a bill that would cause a huge uproar if it failed to become law, but which the President dislikes on principle, can be stuffed in the Presidential desk. This allows him to say "I didn't sign the bill, I merely allowed it to become law." This isn't used as often as the pocket veto, but the possibility did come up in late 2011.[[note]]Obama was faced with a defense appropriations bill that included a provision that explicitly authorized the Justice Department to detain American citizens accused of terrorism without charge. Obama thought that this was ridiculous and an offense to American values, but he couldn't be seen to be vetoing a defense appropriations bill--i.e. the bill that keeps the military in guns, uniforms, and food for the next year. In the end, he chose to sign the bill but include a signing statement--long story--saying that ''his'' administration would never actually detain anyone, but the fact remains that a default enactment was on the table and could have done the same thing.[[/note]]

Because Senators are elected by the entire population of each state, serve terms three times longer than Representatives, and number the same from each state regardless of the size of the state's population, the Senate also tends to be more conservative and less radical than the House -- in other words, less subject to the changing whims of the people. This makes the Senate less partisan, less divisive, and more capable of passing important legislation. It also makes Senators less accountable to their constituents.

Congress can also propose amendments to the Constitution, which must receive two-thirds majority in both houses and must then be approved by the legislatures of three-fourths of the states. There is no limitation on the scope of what an amendment may do, except that no state's Senate representation may be reduced without its consent.[[note]] In theory this is a meaningless limitation, as any amendment reducing a state's representation could also include a clause retracting the requirement for consent, though this has never actually been attempted or tested.[[/note]] Unless explicitly stated in the text of the bill proposing it, there is no time limit on ratification; the proposal that eventually became the 27th amendment, for example, was first proposed shortly after the Constitutional Convention in 1789, and was fully ratified and enrolled in the Constitution two centuries later in 1992. The states also have the power to bypass Congress, and by the request of two-thirds of the state governments may call a Constitutional convention for proposing amendments, which upon approval by the convention must then be ratified in the normal fashion. To date, this has never occurred.

Yes, the representation for which Americans fought in the Revolution is this. Essentially two committees, one representing the people and one representing the States, who must pass bills twice each in order to send them to the President's desk. Pretty clever way to keep government busy in such a way that it can't get too uppity.

[[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FFroMQlKiag And now you understand his pain.]]

!!!The Judicial Branch

The judicial branch consists of the Supreme Court and the lesser federal courts established under it. For details beyond what you'll find below, see UsefulNotes/AmericanCourts.

The Supreme Court (often called SCOTUS, from its full title of Supreme Court of the United States) consists of a number of judges, called justices, who are appointed by the president subject to Senate confirmation, and who serve "during good behavior", which, barring conviction or impeachment, means a lifetime tenure. The number of Supreme Court justices is not set by the Constitution, but a tradition has developed in the last 60 some-odd years that nine is a good number. The President appoints the Supreme Court justices, albeit with the advice and consent of the Senate. Interestingly, Franklin D. Roosevelt wanted to pack the Supreme Court with judges that would be inclined to rule his way and was talked out of it[[note]]he wound up doing it by default anyway; since he was elected to four terms, by the time he died 7 of the 9 sitting justices had been appointed by him ... though some of his appointees turned out to be at least as likely to rule against his wishes[[/note]]. The court stuck at nine members at that point in time and has stayed there ever since.

The Supreme Court is the ultimate body of appeal in US law, and is charged with the task of reviewing cases where the constitutionality of a law or governmental act is in question. If a law is deemed "unconstitutional" -- that is, contradictory to the letter or spirit of the Constitution -- the Court has the power to declare it null and void by a majority vote of justices. The Court also has the power to settle disputes between the states themselves, but these cases only make up a small minority of cases (one or two per term, at the most). The Court is also the highest level of appeal for all issues of federal law even when constitutionality is not a issue.

Interestingly, the one thing that most people assume the Supreme Court is supposed to do - "interpret" the Constitution - is a power that is NOT given in the Constitution. Life rarely being that simple, SCOTUS gradually got in the habit of doing exactly that, and by the time most people noticed, it was a ''fait accompli''.

Please note, however, that this was something most of the Founders could see coming, on account of America's legal tradition, UsefulNotes/TheCommonLaw inherited from England. Interpretation of statutes has always been within the purview of common-law courts, and on the logic that the Constitution is a super-statute, the Court took it upon itself to interpret it as well (the decision in ''Marbury'' v. ''Madison'' makes this point). ''Stare decisis''[[note]]The rule that once a judicial decision is made, it stands forever[[/note]] is part and parcel of the common-law system, as anyone who knows anything about English (or Canadian or Australian or...) law can tell you. However, two features make the American version of ''stare decisis'' interesting:
# Since the American Constitution is written and hard to amend, the decision of the Court in a question of constitutional interpretation tends to stay the law of the land for a very long time.
# Unlike [[UsefulNotes/BritishCourts English courts]] and most other common-law courts, the Supreme Court is allowed to overturn its previous decisions in cases regarding statutes and the Constitution, on the grounds that the old interpretation was wrong; the most famous case of this is ''Brown v. Board of Education'' (1954), which declared state-sponsored segregation based on race unconstitutional, overturning ''Plessy v. Ferguson'' (1896), which had previously allowed it. A complete overturn of a previous decision is rare, however.[[note]]After ''Brown'', the next most important overturning is probably ''United States v. Darby'' (1941), in which the Court overturned the decision in ''Hammer v. Dagenhart'' (1918), which vastly expanded the ability of Congress to use the Commerce Clause. For non-lawyers/legal wonks: this is why Congress today can do half of what it does, from regulating labor relations (including banning child labor) to regulating health insurance.[[/note]]

Together, these make the Supreme Court very powerful indeed.

The Court is led by the Chief Justice (currently John Roberts, appointed by George W. Bush in 2005), a position that has the duties of chairing any meeting of the Court for both selection of cases to review and ruling on said cases. However, he or she does not have more power in any actual vote, although he ''does'' have a cooler robe. The Chief Justice also has the Constitutional duty of presiding over any impeachments of the President or Vice President (but not other officers), and traditionally administers the Oath of Office to new presidents and Supreme Court Justices (including his or her successor) unless unavailable (UsefulNotes/CalvinCoolidge was sworn in by his father, a notary public, after learning of UsefulNotes/WarrenHarding's death, and UsefulNotes/LyndonJohnson was sworn in by a federal district court judge, on-board UsefulNotes/AirForceOne in Dallas, shortly after Kennedy's assassination). The Chief Justice is also administrator of the Federal Court system, making his position the technical equivalent of a cabinet secretary. UsefulNotes/WilliamHowardTaft is the only person to have ever served both as President and as Chief Justice.

"Good behavior" is the only Constitutional requirement for a justice, so the office is theoretically open to anyone who the President may choose to nominate. ''Most'' nominees tend to be federal judges, but approximately one-third of all historical justices (including Chief Justices Warren and Rehnquist, and the most recently confirmed justice Elena Kagan) had never sat on the bench prior to their nomination.

In short, this committee tries to make sense of the output of the other two committees. They have a tougher rule to follow, in that they cannot "tie" on an issue, no matter how much they try to (the 5-4 Court vote is one of the most dreaded things in American politics). Since a justice might be absent from a case due to illness or he "recuses" (removes) himself because of a conflict of interest (it is up to the justice themselves to decide if they wish to recuse themselves) it is possible to have a 4-4 tie. Since almost every case before the court is an appeal, in the case of a tie, the decision of the court below the Supreme Court is upheld. (And before you think that this is just a factoid, realize that the already controversial ''Citizens United'' decision has become even more controversial due to this.)

On the plus side (for them), legally the only person that can overrule the Court decision is a later Court Decision or Constitutional amendment[[note]]Or, in the case of statutory interpretation cases (the main bulk of the Court's caseload), Congress amending the statute[[/note]]. These tend not to be common; the Court has a policy of not overruling past decisions unless the circumstances have ''massively'' changed, and amendments to the constitution are even rarer.

Still with us? This is the committee that is meant to simplify things.

The Supreme Court is theoretically an apolitical body, though more often than not presidents will appoint a judge whose political opinions agree with their own. [[note]]Likewise, justices prefer to retire when a like-minded President is in office to keep the balance of power from shifting too far to their opponents' side. This kicked up a firestorm in 2016 after the death of conservative Justice Antonin Scalia, with the GOP-controlled Senate refusing point blank to even ''consider'' an Obama nominee and holding out for a Republican president to be inaugurated in 2017. It doesn't help that several major decisions are outstanding. Obama's response was to start researching nominees anyway, ultimately nominating Merrick "My Middle Name is Moderate" Garland, an unimpeachably honorable and thoroughly centrist judge whom Republicans had previously cited as an excellent pick for the Court; who will win this standoff is still up in the air.[[/note]] Of course, it's hard to tell how a justice will rule once he's on the bench -- David Souter, a justice appointed by UsefulNotes/GeorgeHWBush, was commonly considered one of the more liberal-minded justices, and Chief Justice John Roberts, usually a solidly conservative judge, famously crossed the bench and voted to uphold Barack Obama's healthcare reform act. At present, four of the (currently eight; Justice Antonin Scalia passed away in February 2016) justices on the bench were appointed by Republican presidents, and the other four by Democratic presidents. Of the eight, three are typically considered "conservative", four "liberal", and one "right-leaning moderate". The fact that Justices serve for life means that they, unlike Congress and the President, are free to issue rulings purely based on their own judgment and conscience, without worrying about the whims of public opinion, party support, or reelection. Supreme Court justices theoretically can be impeached; however, this has only occurred once, in the very early days of the Republic, and the justice in question was acquitted.

Of some interest is that the vast majority of Supreme Court cases are actually quite boring; to take from three cases in the 2010 term, one case involved whether one state agency could sue another in federal court, another involved whether an employment benefits package summary or the detailed document governed when the two significantly disagreed, and a third involved whether Wyoming violated a water rights compact with Montana by using more efficient irrigation methods. Most fictional works ignore this rather mundane fact.

!!!The States

There are, at present, 50 states in the Union. Kentucky, Massachusetts, Pennsylvania, and Virginia are called Commonwealths in their full names, but are still states. There are also the Commonwealth of Puerto Rico and the Commonwealth of the Northern Mariana Islands, which are possessions of the United States, and not states at all. Clear as mud so far? Good, because it gets more interesting as we go along.

Each state is required by the Constitution to guarantee its citizens a "Republican form of government". That basically means that they are bound by the US Constitution to provide a system based on laws, with elected officials serving as management, not rulers. It probably also means that states are forbidden from having democratic constitutional monarchies, but frankly, no state has ever brought that issue up. For the most part, state governments are identical in their structure and function to the federal government, but on a smaller scale. Nebraska has a single-house legislature; the other 49 mimic the Federal Government, although some states have a Senate and an Assembly instead of a House of Representatives (and due to unique circumstances of history, Virginia, West Virginia, and Maryland each have a House of ''Delegates''). The chief executive of a state is called a governor[[note]] whose resemblance to the Federal chief executive also varies; for example, until 1996, the Governor of North Carolina did not have the power to veto laws (pre-Revolutionary North Carolina had some mildly traumatizing Royal Governors)[[/note]]; his/her deputy, who may or may not be elected on the same ticket, is called a lieutenant governor. This does not, however, apply to Arizona, Wyoming, and Oregon, which have no lieutenant governor. There, when the Governor has either resigned or been impeached, the elected official who is technically the chief clerk of the state, the Secretary of State, becomes governor.

Nearly all 50 states have an elected chief clerk who is called the Secretary of State, who, because that is an elected official, is not considered a cabinet secretary in the same way as the other cabinet departments of the Governor's Cabinet. As noted above, in most states, the Secretary of State of that state is the third in line to become Governor after the Lieutenant Governor. Note that while each ''state'' has a Secretary of State, this should not be confused with the head of the U.S. State Department, who is also called the Secretary of State. The one who runs the State Department in Washington (in the area of D.C. called ''Foggy Bottom'') deals with the relationships between the United States and other countries, while each ''state's'' Secretary of State deals with the operations of that particular state. Nice and confusing, isn't it?

New states may be admitted to the Union upon Congressional approval. States may not raise their own armies (they are required by law to maintain an organized militia in the form of the Army and Air National Guards, and may raise a optional militia for in-state use only), sign treaties (but with permission of Congress they may enter into a ''Compact'' with other states), or coin money on their own, and when a conflict between state and federal law arises, federal law wins out. Except when it doesn't. Basically, Federal law only has supremacy when it is Constitutional. Familiar with the phrase; "Can open, worms all over the ground"? Well, when THAT particular argument comes up, things get wormy.

One major difference between the States and the Federal governments is that states hold a lot more elections. A State need not limit its elections to the legislature and the chief executive, as the federal government does; they can also hold elections for secretary of state, attorney general, comptroller, state supreme court judges, judges of lower courts, district attorneys, sheriffs, and/or dog catchers. Much of this will be specified in the state constitution, which is generally amended by popular vote as well. Many states also have a procedure where an elected official may be removed (recalled) from office in a special election if a sufficient number of petitions are gathered. A significant example of this occurred in 2003, when California governor Gray Davis was successfully recalled and replaced by Creator/ArnoldSchwarzenegger in a special election that included 135 candidates[[note]]Among whom were several odd personalities, including Gary Coleman, the former [[UsefulNotes/{{Baseball}} Commissioner of Baseball]], and a porn star[[/note]] for the office. Recently, an attempt to recall Wisconsin governor Scott Walker was defeated, making Gov. Walker the first governor in American history to survive a recall attempt (and only the third to be recalled).

All this voting theoretically makes state governments more accountable to the people. In practice, this doesn't quite work. This is why in some states you have Initiative and Referendum, where, if the legislature doesn't pass an acceptable law, the people can propose one (meaning some well funded group or bunch of people ticked off enough send out people to collect signatures to have a ballot proposal put up for election), contrary to the Jefferson quote above. This is how the famous ''Proposition 13'' slashed property taxes in California. It's also how a major manufacturer of gambling equipment and supplies was able to get a state lottery created there as well.

As these referenda are often written by non-politicians, or people with little formal legal training, they may ultimately prove to be of dubious constitutionality when enacted into law, and parts or all of them are often struck down by the courts after their passage. Proposition 187, a 1994 initiative in California that sought to deny certain entitlements and legal protections to illegal immigrants, was eventually struck down by the courts, and Proposition 8, which reversed the state Supreme Court's legalization of gay marriage, was struck down by the US Supreme Court.

!!!Local Government

The Constitution says nothing about government below the state level, so states are free to set up whatever structure they'd like. There's a lot of variation from state to state here (Connecticut and Massachusetts have no county governments, while Hawaii has no municipal governments), so this is just a general overview.

48 of the 50 states are divided into counties. The exceptions: Louisiana is divided into "parishes" owing to its unique legal descendence from French civil law, which are identical to counties in all but name. Alaska is divided into "boroughs", which actually are a bit different from counties, but not enough to matter for our purposes. County governments are usually headed by a "Board of Supervisors" or "Board of Commissioners" or the like, and may have a "County Executive" overseeing the executive departments.

In addition to these, four states have so-called "independent cities", which are cities that do not have a county government at all and deal directly with their state government. These can be found in Maryland (UsefulNotes/{{Baltimore}}), Missouri (UsefulNotes/StLouis), Nevada (Carson City), and Virginia (a total of 38). Under Virginia's constitution, any community that is incorporated as a "city" is completely separate from any county—even though a fair number of these communities also serve as county seats.[[note]]For example, Charlottesville, home to the University of Virginia, is both an independent city and the seat of surrounding Albemarle County.[[/note]] This differs from cases such as UsefulNotes/NewOrleans, UsefulNotes/{{Philadelphia}}, and UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco, in which the city and county (or, in the case of New Orleans, parish) both nominally exist even though the governments are merged.

Size doesn't matter, nor does population. The least populous county is in the second largest state, Loving County, Texas, and at last count had 69 people. Los Angeles County in California, the most populous in the country, has nearly 10 million people, making it more populous than all but eight states in the US. Number doesn't matter: Texas has 250 counties, Delaware has 3. Some states have laws that set minimum sizes on counties, or prohibit adding more counties. The smallest county is Arlington County, Virginia at 26 square miles; the smallest county-equivalent unit by area is the city of Falls Church, Virginia, at a hair over 2 square miles. The largest (aside from the Alaskan boroughs) is California's San Bernardino County, which is bigger than each of the nine smallest states.

For an example of comparisons the states of Iowa (56 thousand square miles/2.9 million people), Kansas (82/2.6), Oklahoma (69/3.5) Nebraska (77/1.7), Minnesota (87/4.9), and Colorado (104/4.3) as a region have over 476,000 square miles and 19.9 million people. But this entire region obviously deserves considerably less attention and less resources than UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity, which has 468 square miles and 18.8 million people, even though New York has 1/1000 of the area and fewer people.

Municipal government can take various forms; depending on the state, municipalities can be called "cities", "towns", "villages", "townships", "boroughs", or something else, which may or may not have different meanings or governmental structures. A "town" is usually the smallest type of government, but there can be towns that have larger populations than some cities. Larger cities usually have their executive power vested in an elected mayor, with the city council (also elected) having legislative power over local ordinances. Many cities and towns tend to use a "city manager" system, in which the city council appoints a professional urban planner to run the executive departments, and the office of mayor is either nonexistent, ceremonial, or a glorified City Councilor.

The services provided by counties and cities overlap a lot (the police/sheriff's department, fire department, transportation, parks, etc.) and the precise arrangement varies from state to state, and sometimes within states as well. If there are any areas outside municipal governments, the county will provide all services there. In some states, mostly in the Northeast, cities and towns cover the entire state; this is how Connecticut gets away with not having any counties at all.

Cities can be combined with a county (like UsefulNotes/{{Denver}} and UsefulNotes/SanFrancisco), cross county lines (like [[UsefulNotes/DFWMetroplex Dallas, in five different counties]]), exist outside any county (like Baltimore, St. Louis, and all 38 'cities' in Virginia), or take up entire counties and merge with the county governments (UsefulNotes/NewYorkCity's five boroughs are five separate counties, none of which has an independent government). Many metropolitan areas cross state boundaries, but cities are always in the same state (UsefulNotes/KansasCity Missouri/Kansas is actually two separate cities, and [[UsefulNotes/{{Portland}} Portland, Oregon]] forms a coterminous metropolitan area with Vancouver, Washington).

There are also [[UsefulNotes/AmericanEducationalSystem elected school boards]] that operate local schools independent of any government in much of the country, as well as independent Fire Department districts, waste management departments, parks & recreation bureaus, and other special districts or government corporations providing services, but describing all of them would make this article even more complicated than it is.

In short, then, the membership of all the elected committees in American government -- federal, state, county, and municipal -- is north of 60,000. In a country where getting five friends to agree on where to have dinner can result in fistfights.

!!!Additionally ...

Separate from the states are several US territories, including Puerto Rico, Guam, and the Virgin Islands, the Northern Mariana Islands, and American Samoa, that are also under American sovereignty. Thirty-one states were territories (or part of a territory) at one point, but these in particular have for various reasons never received statehood -- Puerto Rico in particular has had several referenda on the matter, all of which have been voted down by its citizens until the 2012 election, where a 61% majority voted in favor of statehood. Their citizens also receive United States citizenship, meaning that if they choose to "emigrate" to any of the states, they have no legal problems, with the exception of American Samoa who are considered "American Nationals". Unlike states, territories do not have voting representation in Congress; however, they also pay fewer federal taxes, so many would argue they got the better deal.

!!!Political Parties

The Founding Fathers wrote the Constitution with the intent of creating a state free from the influence of Factions (political parties). In this they failed, as parties began forming while the ink was still wet on the parchment, arguing over whether the federal government or individual states should have the greater power. Though parties have less ''official'' influence than they do in most countries, they still hold an immense amount of sway in the government, largely due to the funding they can collect for candidates who agree with their policies.

There are two major parties in the US today. Americans' general feeling about these parties is that one is evil and the other is inept. Which is which depends on who you ask.

%% Per the notice at the top, don't go into too much detail. They're big-tent parties anyway, so going into minutiae would be going off-topic.

* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Democratic_Party_(United_States) Democratic Party]]''' is traditionally viewed as being center-left, although in most Western countries, they would be considered centrist or tepidly social-democratic. Somewhat socially liberal and fiscally left-wing (although they have a small fiscally conservative contingent, most famously represented by UsefulNotes/BillClinton). Strong in urban areas, the Northeast, and the West Coast, and among minorities, youth, and poor-to-working class voters. They currently hold the [[UsefulNotes/BarackObama Presidency]].
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Republican_Party_(United_States) Republican Party]]''', or the GOP (Grand Old Party, despite being younger than the Democrats), is the center-right party in American politics. Unified by fiscal conservatism, and a lot (but not all) of them are social conservatives. Strong in rural areas and the South, and among evangelical Protestants and middle class-to-affluent voters. They currently hold the House of Representatives and the Senate. Reports of its imminent demise are (probably) greatly exaggerated.

These definitions apply to the current time. From the Civil War until shortly before UsefulNotes/WorldWarI, both parties had left and right wings -- the Republicans were established from the remains of the leftist Whig Party and were originally a coalition between industrial interests, left-wing moral reformers, and black Southerners who viewed the GOP as the "party of Lincoln", while the Democrats used to be a coalition between Northern labor and white ethnic communities on one hand and white landowners and former slaveholders in the South on the other, the latter ''also'' [[StillFightingTheCivilWar viewing the GOP as the "party of Lincoln"]]. UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt's "New Deal coalition" during UsefulNotes/TheGreatDepression helped to pull the progressives into the Democratic fold, and also saw the party start making inroads into the African American community. However, in time this cost the Democrats their white Southern support -- and several legislators -- due to the Civil Rights Acts in TheSixties, and Nixon and Reagan both campaigned to disillusioned Southern voters. Conversely, the Democrats established a virtual lock on the African-American vote because ''they'' were disillusioned by the Republican "Southern Strategy". The party layout described above finally crystallized in TheEighties.

While the Democratic Party can more or less trace a direct continuity to Jefferson's Democratic-Republicans, the Republican Party has only existed since 1854, when slavery came to the forefront of American politics. Before the GOP came into existence, the other major parties were:

* The '''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Federalist_Party Federalist Party]]''' existed from 1789 until 1816. Formed by UsefulNotes/AlexanderHamilton, it argued for a strong central government, free trade, and close ties to Great Britain. Though they dominated American politics in the 1790s, electing UsefulNotes/JohnAdams to the presidency in 1796, the Federalists were seen as the party of elitist Northern businessmen, limiting their national appeal (though they did, for a time, enjoy significant support in South Carolina). Backlash over the Alien and Sedition Acts, the feud between Adams and Hamilton during the 1800 election, Hamilton's death in 1804, and the lead-in to the UsefulNotes/WarOf1812 marginalized the Federalists; by the final years of their existence, they were a regional party restricted to New York and New England. After the 1816 election, the Federalists ceased to exist.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Whig_Party_%28United_States%29 Whig Party]]''' were the primary opposition party to Andrew Jackson's Democratic Party from the early 1830s to the late 1850s. To vastly oversimplify: on the issue of who should have greater power, the President or the Congress, the Democrats favored the former while the Whigs favored the latter. Managed to win the presidency twice, both times by men who would later die in office: UsefulNotes/WilliamHenryHarrison in 1840 (succeeded by vice president UsefulNotes/JohnTyler), and then UsefulNotes/ZacharyTaylor in 1848 (succeeded by vice president UsefulNotes/MillardFillmore). As slavery became a bigger issue in the late 1850s, the Whig party essentially self-destructed due to internal disagreement on the subject. Most Whigs in the North (such as UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln, who had been a Whig congressman from Illinois from 1847-1849) joined the then-fledgling Republican Party, and those in the South gravitated either to the American Party (see below) or the Constitutional Union party.

Both parties tend to have their own core of rich and elite constituencies and support from industries that provide much of the financial backing for each, though the degree to which each party is the "party of (insert your favorite evil industry here)" is typically hyped-up by the other party. The Republicans tend to garner support from small- to medium-business owners, oil and gas corporations, manufacturing corporations, construction and contracting businesses, and most of the financial sector. The Democrats, meanwhile, are supported by lawyers and law firms, entertainment and technology companies (i.e. UsefulNotes/{{Hollywood}} and Silicon Valley), [[UsefulNotes/AmericanEducationalSystem higher education]], K-12 public school teachers, labor unions, and a smaller share of the financial industry. Most major industries and corporations, though, tend to spread their campaign contributions around, typically to incumbents, on the basis of not wanting to anger one side or another and to curry favor with whoever might be in office at the time. The influence of campaign money in politics is a ''very'' controversial issue in the United States, and promises to become even more so after the 2010 ''Citizens United v. FEC'' Supreme Court decision.

The distinction on geography is ''very'' important. The South tends to be more conservative than the North and West, and the Rocky Mountain states and the Midwest somewhere in the middle, which is a phenomenon that has existed most likely since the nation's inception. So a Maine Republican might be more liberal than a Mississippi Democrat. The historical shift of the parties can be seen very vividly in this context: the Republicans (based in the north) under Lincoln ended slavery, the Civil Rights Act of 1964 was nearly unanimously opposed by Southern legislators and supported by the rest, and these days, most minorities often disfavor Republicans (especially southern ones, and they're now based in the south). The West tends to be more socially libertarian but economically conservative. Once again, these are all generalizations.

It's important to note that the American definitions of "liberal" and "conservative" are rather different from how the terms are used in most of the rest of the world. In most societies, a liberal favors letting events take their course unimpeded by government control, while a conservative wants government to maintain the status quo through laws and regulations. In the US, however, these meanings are shifted, particularly on economic matters -- it is conservatives (Republicans) who favor less regulation, while liberals (Democrats) call for fair markets and consumer protection through regulation. These are ''huge'' generalizations, of course.

For social and moral issues, it's more complicated, and generally extremists on ''both'' ends tend to favor government policies that enforce their values and restrict (or outright prohibit) behavior they disapprove of, while moderates, who make up the vast majority of the American populace, would rather they all just shut up about it.

Also, note the unofficial colors of the two parties. In most of the Western world, the color red is used for left-wing parties (red having traditionally been the color of socialism), while blue was given to right-wing parties. In America, however, this is reversed -- the center-left (by American standards) Democrats have blue as their color, while the center-right Republicans are red. The terms "red states" and "blue states" stem from this dichotomy, and was born during a confluence of coincidences during the 2000 presidential election.[[note]]If you really want the whole story: On Election Night, a map of the United States is displayed and as each state gets called for a winner, it is colored in. Since the colors of America are red, white, and blue, and the uncolored (and therefore blank) states work as white, red and blue were used to color in the states. Through the year 2000, the colors were distributed to the Republicans and Democrats entirely at random. It ''just so happened'' that in the 2000 elections, which were heavily disputed and the outcome of which remained in doubt for weeks, the Republicans had gotten red and the Democrats blue. Since that map was displayed so frequently and discussed so often, the colors were indelibly linked to each party in the public's mind.[[/note]]

There are a number of smaller groups, typically called "third parties" in the US, which are largely active only at the municipal or state level and rarely, if ever, elect members to federal office. The largest third parties in the country are as follows:
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Green_Party_(United_States) Green Party]]''' is probably the most famous third party in the country , mainly thanks to the high-profile Presidential run of Green Party candidate Ralph Nader in 2000. By any measure, they are quite leftist, supporting fair trade, pacifism, an end to the War on Drugs, local government, internationalism, very liberal views on civil liberties and social issues, opposition to the Patriot Act, and a strong welfare state -- in other words, not too far from other Green Parties worldwide and European-style social democrats. Their main focus, however, is environmentalism, as their name suggests. Supporters are often stereotyped as tree-hugging hippies and socialists. If you see a character in fiction who supports the Green Party, then he or she is probably a NewAgeRetroHippie or a GranolaGirl.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitution_Party_(United_States) Constitution Party]]''' is a "paleoconservative" party, which means that, while they have very right-wing views on taxes, spending and social/cultural issues[[note]]They oppose immigration, welfare and the income tax, support gun rights, states' rights and anti-federalism, and take a generally fundamentalist Christian stance on issues like homosexuality, abortion, gambling and pornography. Their anti-abortion position is a big enough issue that debates over whether to allow for abortions in the event of rape, incest and the health of the mother created a schism that saw several state affiliates break away.[[/note]] and an explicit rooting of their beliefs in Christianity, they also break from modern mainstream conservatism by opposing free trade in favor of a protectionist/mercantilist trade policy, as well as supporting a foreign policy of noninterventionism and a reduced role in world affairs, including repeal of the Patriot Act and withdrawal from the [[UsefulNotes/UnitedNations UN]], the World Bank and the IMF.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_Party_(United_States) Libertarian Party]]''': it aims to be the leading party for libertarianism (though some libertarians do not agree with some of the LP's stances). It is the third largest political party according to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Libertarian_Party_%28United_States%29#cite_note-1 these sources]] as of 2011. Libertarians tend to favor maximum individual liberty (pro-gun rights, pro-gay rights, pro-drug legalization, pro-legal abortion, anti-Patriot Act, anti-censorship), maximum economic liberty (loose environmental and labor laws, pro-free trade, anti-tax, anti-bailout), and very limited government involvement in social welfare. Libertarians do not identify themselves as "left" or "right" in the traditional sense -- most would argue for a bi-axial system of political identification, with "conservative" and "liberal" on the economic axis and "libertarian" and "authoritarian" on the social axis.

And before anyone asks:

* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tea_Party_Movement Tea Party]]''', despite its name, is not a political party ''per se'', but rather, is a right-wing populist movement centered on the Republican Party. It is primarily composed of conservative, Christian, nationalist, middle-class citizens, and it had its genesis in early 2009, when CNBC correspondent Rick Santelli went on [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zp-Jw-5Kx8k a rant]] on the floor of the Chicago Mercantile Exchange attacking UsefulNotes/BarackObama's bailout of homeowners facing foreclosure. Some would argue it started with UsefulNotes/RonPaul's Presidential campaign in 2007-08, but although he has a faction in the modern Tea Party, it appears that the majority are closer to mainline conservative Republican ideology than the anti-interventionist, staunch libertarian Paul. Their name is a reference to the Boston Tea Party, one of many protests by colonial Americans against the Tea Act passed by the British Parliament in 1773.\\
Their initial goals were largely libertarian and financial in nature, including smaller government, lower taxes, states' rights, and opposition to the bailouts and growing government spending (especially deficit spending), but the specific goals of its constituent groups greatly broadened the movement's focus; in particular, illegal immigration, family values, and opposition to "Global Warming" climate change legislation have been taken up as additional planks by many local and regional groups. A few politicians, such as UsefulNotes/SarahPalin, Rick Perry, Ted Cruz, and Michele Bachmann, frequently speak at Tea Party events and are considered by outsiders as the public face of the group, but various groups remain and have no unified official leader. This has been problematic, though less than usual in such cases. Their relationship with the Republican establishment is fraught; they helped drive the nomination of UsefulNotes/DonaldTrump as the Republicans' Presidential candidate in 2016, despite fierce opposition by the moderate and business wings of the party, with Trump's candidacy helping to activate a protectionist, anti-free trade streak within the movement.

While the modern third parties have not been very successful at winning elections on the federal level, they're often very effective at being "protest" votes: if a voter feels that his Democratic Party's candidate for, let's say state house, is too conservative on issues such as environmental protection or healthcare, that voter can vote for the Green Party in protest of that candidate. This weakens the candidate's base and increases the possibility that the Republican opponent can win the seat. The next time around, the Democratic Party or the Democratic candidate are more likely to heed the whims of their constituents and will adjust their stance on those above issues accordingly. It sounds like a roundabout method, but it can be pretty effective.

These are by no means the only third parties in the United States, or the oldest (none of the three date back earlier than 1970). Third parties have a long history in US politics, and have been known to take up issues that would later be co-opted by the major parties. Here is a list of some of the more notable ones throughout history:

* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anti-Masonic_Party Anti-Masonic Party]]''', as its name suggests, was formed in 1828 in opposition to what they felt was the corrupting influence of Freemasonry, although it would eventually pursue a more general opposition to [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jacksonian_democracy Jacksonian democracy]]. It introduced such political traditions as party platforms and nominating conventions, setting an example of single-issue political party. At their height in 1832, they managed to win 7.78% of the popular vote, with their greatest strength in Vermont (who gave them their only electoral college victory) and in New York. The movement would fizzle out and be absorbed into the growing Whig party by 1838 (Freemasonry no longer being that hot of an issue), although not before running future President WilliamHenryHarrison in the 1836 election.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Know_Nothing Know Nothings]]''' were a political party that existed under the names '''Native American Party''' (nothing to do with actual Native Americans) from 1845 to 1855, and the '''American Party''' from then until 1860. The Know Nothings were a nativist movement that was strongly opposed to immigration (particularly from Ireland and Germany), which they blamed for the crime in the cities, and Catholicism, which they felt was a foreign plot to subvert and overthrow American democracy. The name "Know Nothing" comes from the secret groups that preceded the party, whose members were told to say "I know nothing" if they were confronted about their involvement. They enjoyed massive success in the mid-1850s thanks to the collapse of the Whig Party and the two-party system, but they soon splintered and fell apart over the issue of slavery. The term "Know Nothing" would go on to be used as a derogatory term for a nativist for decades to come.
* The '''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Constitutional_Union_Party_(United_States) Constitutional Union Party]]''' existed solely for the 1860 presidential election, nominating Tennessee Senator John Bell. An ad hoc organization of moderate Democrats, Southern Whigs and Northern Know-Nothings, they tried to offer a compromise between the antislavery Republicans and proslavery Democrats on the eve of the UsefulNotes/AmericanCivilWar, emphasizing America's continued union more important than arguments over slavery. Bell put in a respectable showing, winning three border states (Virginia, Tennessee and Kentucky), but came in a distant third in the Electoral College behind UsefulNotes/AbrahamLincoln and Southern Democrat John Breckinridge. The Party dissolved with the outbreak of the Civil War.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prohibition_Party Prohibition Party]]''' was founded in 1869 to call for the restriction and prohibition of alcoholic substances. It had its greatest success in 1919, when national alcohol prohibition was enacted, causing it to change its message to calling for stricter enforcement of the ban. However, the growing distaste for prohibition cost them dearly, and the repeal of prohibition in 1933 set the party on a long decline. The party still exists, but in the last election, it only earned 643 votes -- a far cry from the days when they could win over a quarter of a million votes. By sheer twist of fate, they were responsible for the election of the first female mayor in American history, and did so completely by accident. For fun, take a look on their Wikipedia page and see where they held their conventions. Going down the list, it's kind of sad.
* The '''[[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Greenback_Party Greenback Party]]''', also the '''Independent Party''' and '''Greenback Labor Party''', existed from 1874 to 1889. In response to the Panic of 1873, they initially advocated abolishing the gold standard and basing the economy on greenback paper currency, hence their name. Later incarnations of the party emphasized agrarian issues and labor reform. At their peak in the mid-1870s they elected 21 Congressmen and numerous local officeholders; they fielded presidential candidates in the 1876, 1880 and 1884 elections but never seriously contested the Presidency. The Greenback Party dissolved in the late 1880s, many of its leaders joining the Populist Party.
* There have been various groups that have been known as the '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Populist_Party#United_States Populist Party]]''' over the decades, but the most famous one is the '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Party_(United_States) People's Party]]''', which existed from 1884 to 1908.[[note]]For those wondering, the other Populist Parties included [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/People%27s_Party_(United_States,_1971) a left-wing anti-war party]] in TheSeventies that took influence from the People's Party, and [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Populist_Party_(United_States,_1984) a far-right party]] that ran from 1984 to '96 which was chiefly a vehicle for white nationalists and militia types. Currently, there are two parties claiming the name, both with generally (though not doctrinaire) libertarian platforms. Bottom line, variants on "Populist Party" are, uh, popular with third parties across the political spectrum.[[/note]] The Populists were an agrarian movement born out of anger at falling crop prices and rising railroad rates, and called for economic action against the banks, the railroads and the merchants of the cities. A main plank in their platform was bringing an end to the gold standard and replacing it with the free coinage of silver currency, an issue that resonated among struggling farmers (rapid inflation would allow credit to flow more freely in rural areas and make it much easier to pay off debt). The Populists had their greatest success in 1892, when they won over a million votes and four western states. However, the 1896 campaign saw the Democrats co-opting the Populists' support of free silver, which was a stake through the heart for the movement. While the party withered into irrelevance after that, much of their platform, which included an eight-hour work week, civil service reforms, a graduated income tax, and direct election of Senators, would be co-opted by the progressive movement in the early 20th century.
* There have been three '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Party#North_America Progressive Parties]]''', of which the most-well known is the [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Progressive_Party_(United_States,_1912) 1912 edition]], also known as the '''Bull Moose Party''', a vehicle for former President UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt's 1912 Presidential run.[[note]]The other two were also candidate-driven; the 1924 edition was an electoral vehicle for Wisconsin Governor Robert M. La Follette, and continued for some time afterwards, primarily in Wisconsin and the Great Plains. The 1948 edition, meanwhile, was created by Henry Wallace as a left-wing challenge to Democratic President UsefulNotes/HarryTruman.[[/note]] The Progressive Party was the culmination of the progressive movement, which called for broad-reaching social reforms for America's working classes, including a pension system, income taxes, women's suffrage, farm relief, the right of labor to organize, and expanded access to health care. Despite its short life, the Progressive Party is notable for being the only third party to beat one of the major parties in a Presidential election.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Socialist_Party_of_America Socialist Party of America]]''' existed from 1901 until 1972, and enjoyed its greatest success in the early 20th century, proving that, no, socialism was ''not'' always a four-letter word in the US. In the elections of 1912 and 1920, the Socialists won over 900,000 votes with their candidate Eugene V. Debs (keeping in mind that, in the latter case, he was ''in prison''). They had particular success in local government, electing several mayors; UsefulNotes/{{Milwaukee}} in particular elected three Socialist mayors over the course of fifty years, the last one only leaving office in 1960. They endorsed Robert La Follette in 1924 and continued to build support in the 1920s, but their support was undercut by [[UsefulNotes/FranklinDRoosevelt FDR's]] New Deal during TheGreatDepression. After [[UsefulNotes/WorldWarII the war]], anti-Communist fears caused the Socialist Party to fade away, and today, three groups claim the heritage of Debs's party: The Democratic Socialists of America and the Social Democrats USA agreed to focus on supporting the left wing of the Democratic party rather than running their own candidates, but disagreed on the UsefulNotes/VietnamWar, while the Socialist Party USA continues to advance Socialist candidates outside of the two-party system.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Communist_Party_USA Communist Party USA]]''' was a Stalinist political party that was influential from the 1920s through the 1940s. It supported the Soviet Union and sought to bring its economic system to the United States, and sought to unite American leftists during TheGreatDepression. It was crushed by the second Red Scare in TheFifties, and it was left out of the "New Left" of TheSixties due to its uncritical support of Leonid Brezhnev and Soviet militarism, which alienated liberals. It remains active to this day as a more democratic socialist third party (as opposed to its past militancy), but it has failed to regain its past influence.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dixiecrat States' Rights Democratic Party]]''', or simply the '''Dixiecrats''', were a faction that broke off from the Democratic Party in 1948 in protest of the Democrats' support for {{civil rights|Movement}}. The Dixiecrats, running on a segregationist platform, nominated Senator Strom Thurmond and managed to win over 1.1 million votes, 39 electoral votes and four Southern states. The Dixiecrats faded away as a party after 1948, but the split between Northern and Southern Democrats continued to linger, leading to...
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_Independent_Party American Independent Party]]''', another segregationist splinter from the Democrats, this time from 1968 and led by Alabama Governor George Wallace. The American Independents won 13.5% of the popular vote, 46 electoral votes and five Southern states. The success of Wallace's candidacy, combined with UsefulNotes/RichardNixon's "Southern strategy," marked the end of the once-Democratic "Solid South," which felt that the Democrats had betrayed the principles of white supremacy. To date, Wallace was the last third party candidate to win any electoral votes; however, the Party's influence waned when Wallace rejoined the Democrats in 1972. While the AIP still exists, it does so solely as the California affiliate of the Constitution Party.
* The '''[[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Reform_Party_(United_States) Reform Party]]''' was a populist third party established in the wake of Texas billionaire Ross Perot's 1992 independent Presidential run, which won 19% of the popular vote and became the first Presidential campaign since 1912 that was seen as having been capable of winning an election. The Reform Party had its greatest success in 1998 when Wrestling/JesseVentura was elected governor of Minnesota, but it soon fell prey to infighting between three groups: the "old guard" Perot faction, the libertarian Ventura faction, and a Christian conservative wing led by former Republican candidate and pundit Pat Buchanan. The party collapsed in the wake of the 2000 election, where its nomination was won by Buchanan, and while there is still a national organization, the party no longer meaningfully exists as a national entity.

Currently, there are three federal office holders elected on third-party tickets, all of them senators. The first is Bernie Sanders, a senator from Vermont who identifies himself as a socialist (in reality, he's more of a standard European-style social democrat stuck in the more right-wing US), campaigns as an independent but for all intents and purposes caucuses ("hangs out") with the Democrats. He officially registered as a Democrat in 2015 to run in their 2016 presidential primary. The second is Lisa Murkowski of UsefulNotes/{{Alaska}}; initially appointed as a Republican to the seat vacated by her father when he was elected governor, she lost to a Tea Party-backed candidate in the 2010 Republican primary, ran as a write-in candidate, and won; she continues to caucus with the Republicans. The third is Angus King of Maine, who was twice elected governor of Maine as an independent, and subsequently was elected to the Senate in a three-way race where he defeated the Republican and Democratic candidates; he caucuses with the Democrats.

No third party candidate has ever been elected president. Even when the Republican Party won its first presidential election with Abraham Lincoln in 1860, it was already one of the top two parties going into the election year. However, there have been several third party candidacies with a sizable impact on the two-party race -- which is to say, backlash on the third-party voters' second choice. This is known as the "spoiler" effect, most recently observed when Ross Perot ran as an independent candidate in 1992, received 19% of the popular vote and split conservatives, and in 2000, where Green Party candidate Ralph Nader's showing of 2% was sufficient to tip the scales in UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush's favor in UsefulNotes/{{Florida}}. In addition, UsefulNotes/TheodoreRoosevelt, U.S. president from 1901-1908 under the Republican Party, became disillusioned with the non-progressive political standing of his successor, Taft, who was also on the GOP. Thus, TR formed the Bull Moose Party and ran for election in 1912, where he won 88 electoral votes, which was far from a majority, but the most a third party has won since the ubiquity of the Democratic and Republican Parties..

America uses a first-past-the-post voting system -- in any election, one vote is cast and the candidate/option with the most votes is the winner, even if a majority did not vote for it. Quick example: In an election between A, B, and C, A gets 35%, B gets 45%, and C gets 20%. B wins, even though 55% of the electorate voted against it. If it seems to you that the A and C supporters should have teamed up and pooled their votes rather than splitting them, congratulations -- you've just discovered why America has only two major political parties. Using political science, [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duverger%27s_law it can be shown]] that plurality elections tend to lead to two-party systems, which is exactly what happened in America. This has led to calls for the implementation of alternative voting systems, such as the single transferable vote or instant-runoff voting, in order to break the monopoly of the two major parties, as well as the abolition of the Electoral College system.

In the 2015-2016 session, the Republicans hold the majority in the both House of Representatives and the Senate. As the executive and legislative branches are distinct in the US government, it is possible for one or both houses of Congress to be controlled by the opposite party than the president, and indeed this is more often than not the case -- Democrat UsefulNotes/BillClinton had a Republican congress for six years of his presidency, and UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush worked with a Democratic Congress for the final two years of his term. While such differences can often lead to a political stalemate -- a budgetary standoff between Clinton and Republican Speaker of the House Newt Gingrich lead to a federal government shutdown in 1995 -- more often than not, compromise rules the day. Republican use of the filibuster rule during Barack Obama's term has served to give the minority party an effective veto, earned them the nickname "Party Of No" (due to an unwillingness to go along with what the Democrats want) and revived serious discussion about doing away with the filibuster entirely, or at least seriously weakening it. The exact same debate, of course, happened with the parties reversed during the UsefulNotes/GeorgeWBush administration, when (until 2006) the Democrats were in the minority. And now you have an idea of why serious moves to eliminate the filibuster never go through -- the party in power may be annoyed by it, but they know that, when they become the minority on Capitol Hill, not having the filibuster means that they won't be able to make their dissent mean anything.

The Constitution makes no mention of political parties anywhere in the document; indeed, many of the nation's founders railed against "factions" in their writings. However, various laws have been passed (especially during the 20th century) that have given them official powers. Many of them are designed to make it very hard for a third party to acquire any real influence. Political parties are considered "private" organizations who just happen to be given government power in a number of ways. Since they are not "officially" part of the government, they are not required to adhere to the general principles of "the will of the people" or such. Understanding this will help in the next chapter on Primaries.

!!! Primaries
The majority of elections for office are a competition between two major candidates, one Republican and one Democrat. How each party picks their candidate is totally up to them (except in California, where the state has a blanket primary in place). Every state has laws which regulate this practice but each law is written by the parties, so they can choose whatever they want.

For example, the Democratic Party had a primary election in 2008 to decide if UsefulNotes/BarackObama or UsefulNotes/HillaryRodhamClinton would be their candidate for President. One might think that the party would simply have all members vote for who they want and which ever one gets the most votes would win. This is not how it works. The leaders of the Democratic Party, who are not elected, can choose any method they want to decide who their candidate is. The current method involves having the vote of the members choose most of the "delegates" (who themselves are chosen by the party), while the remaining delegates are high ranking party members ("superdelegates"). Depending on state law and state party rules, the delegates who were voted for might or might not be required to support the candidate they were elected to.[[note]] The logic behind this system is that the appointed "superdelegates" may be able to influence the nomination if a candidate does something monumentally stupid or embarrassing after the popular votes have been cast. Absent such an event, superdelegates generally vote with the national plurality.[[/note]]

Just to mention, the Republican Party's rules are pretty much the same as far as this goes. The main differences are that they make far less use of caucuses and allocate delegates by winner-takes-all or by congressional district for many states, not proportionally to popular vote, and do not use the "superdelegate" system. There was once a time when Democrats didn't use superdelegates either, but after George [=McGovern=]'s disastrous run in 1972 -- in which he picked Thomas Eagleton, who proved to have had psychiatric issues in the past (as well as later having been found to have made some controversial remarks about [=McGovern=] to the press), as his running mate -- and UsefulNotes/JimmyCarter's loss to UsefulNotes/RonaldReagan in 1980, they added this feature as a safeguard.

As a general rule, winning a primary requires PanderingToTheBase, while winning a general election requires appealing to centrist "swing voters". Expect accusations of "flip-flopping," particularly from an incumbent opponent who has the luxury of sitting out the primary. It's considered an ''especially'' bad sign of a politician's career if he or she faces a serious primary challenge as an incumbent, as that means that the party that put them in office is seriously considering kicking them ''out''. However, due to the vagaries of internal party politics, one can be kicked out of the official party nomination and still win, as Lisa Murkowski did in 2010, as long as one has enough popular support from the voter base itself. It's just a great deal more difficult without official party backing (read: money) and is much more likely to happen for an incumbent than a newcomer.