Bilingual Bonus: most of my tweets are in two languages, where the intended effect of switching to the other language is to convey something funny or to express myself in a way not possible in the former language.
Blessed with Suck: having a very active imagination makes reading graphic texts impossible traumatic.
Last-Name Basis: I call many of my friends by their last name, usually the ones with the first name Mohammed, as it is the most common name on the god's blue earth.
