This ... is me:
In ancient times, before Al Gore invented the Internet (cough cough), I wrote TheIntercontinentalUnionOfDisgustingCharacters. I also wrote 22 [[InteractiveFiction adventure games]] for the TRS80, 21 of which I've since [[http://www.rogermwilcox.com/apps/ ported to modern 32-bit Windows or .NET apps]].
Shortly after I discovered HonorHarrington, I went out and threw together (what I hope will be) her [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vegu6jZHjyI theme song]].
Eventually, perhaps inevitably, I discovered the charm of ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''. To that end, I was inspired to write a [[http://www.fanfiction.net/s/9396324/1/My-Little-Borg crossover fanfic with the ponies and the Borg]]. <cowers> Don't hit!
Today, I am busily at work on my MagnumOpus, Literature/ThePentagonWar.
Tomorrow ... who knows? [[http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?t=635193 Ordering a pizza to be delivered]], perhaps.