Schizophrenic former hairdresser and married mother of two, SpamWarrior3000 resides in the Pacific Northwest of the United States, in a house with her family, two roommates, and a small herd of cats. (Her children say she really is the CrazyCatLady.)

She's fond of a number of fandoms, including but not limited to ''TheDresdenFiles'', ''TheXFiles'', ''Series/{{Heroes}}'', ''[[ShaunOfTheDead Shaun of the Dead]]'', [[LordOfTheRings Tolkien]], various incarnations of ''StarTrek'', ''DoctorWho'' (currently nursing a renewed crush on the Eighth Doctor), and has a guilty fondness for even some of Ron Howard's flops. She lurked here and contributed anonymously for months before deciding she might as well break down and make herself known. She's even founded a trope, WTHCastingAgency.

Some tropes associated with her include:

* CrazyCatLady
* DoesNotLikeShoes
* HappilyMarried
* MamaBear
* MustHaveCaffeine
* TheNapoleon
* NotAMorningPerson
* {{Pettanko}}
* YouGottaHaveBlueHair For about ten years, though not anymore, sadly.