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[[DescribeTopicHere Describe dumbass here:]]

Rytex* is a rather eccentric troper. He found TVTropes when searching for information on ''FanFic/MyImmortal'' and ''FanFic/MyInnerLife'' due to an interest in badfics at the time. From there, he went on to become a regular contributor on the site.

!!'''''Trope Pages Created:'''''
* ContentLeak
* IconicSequelSong
* {{Imprinting}}
* SadBattleMusic
* SelfBotchedCatchPhrase

!!'''''Works Pages Created:'''''
* ''VideoGame/StarWarsStarfighter''
* ''FanFic/MyLittleTimelord''
* ''FanFic/TheApprenticeTheStudentAndTheCharlatan''

!!'''''Works With Trope Pages:'''''
* ''FanFic/TheApprenticeTheStudentAndTheCharlatan''

!!Favorite Sports Teams (in a general order of preference)
* [[EnglishPremierLeague Arsenal FC]]
* [[UsefulNotes/MajorLeagueSoccer Los Angeles Galaxy]]
* San Antonio FC
* [[TheBeautifulGame The United States Men's National Soccer Team]]
* [[TheBeautifulGame The United States Women's National Soccer Team]]
* [[MLBTeams Boston Red Sox]]
* [[MLBTeams Texas Rangers]]
* [[MLBTeams San Francisco Giants]]
* [[AmericanFootball New England Patriots]]
* [[AmericanFootball San Francisco 49ers]]
* [[NationalBasketballAssociation Oklahoma City Thunder]]
* [[NationalBasketballAssociation Boston Celtics]]
* [[NationalHockeyLeague Anaheim Ducks]]
* [[NationalHockeyLeague Dallas Stars]]
* [[NationalHockeyLeague Boston Bruins]]
* [[CollegiateAmericanFootball Auburn Tigers]]
* [[CollegiateAmericanFootball Oklahoma Sooners]]

Rytex spends his time reading, writing fanfiction (and the occasional original fiction), coding, playing video games, and watching WebVideo/CGPGrey and WebVideo/{{Kurzgesagt}}. Rytex is currently a programmer in some random city on earth.

!!'''His Web Pages'''
* [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1421431/Rytex Fanfiction.Net]]
* [[http://knowyourmeme.com/users/flaredancer Know Your Meme]]
* [[http://www.fimfiction.net/user/Rytex FIMFiction]]
* [[http://steamcommunity.com/profiles/76561198060921421 Steam]]

He is a fan of a ton of things, but most notably ''VideoGame/TheLegendOfZelda'', ''VideoGame/KingdomHearts'', Sportsball, ''Franchise/StarWars'', ''WebVideo/RedVsBlue'', ''WebVideo/{{RWBY}}'', ''Franchise/StarTrek'', ''VideoGame/FinalFantasy'', ''Literature/HarryPotter'', ''VideoGame/HalfLife'', SelfDemonstrating/GLaDOS, ''{{VideoGame/Portal}}'', ''LiveActionTV/StarTrekTheNextGeneration'', ''VideoGame/RocketLeague'', ''Series/GameOfThrones''[=/=]''Literature/ASongOfIceAndFire'', ''Series/DoctorWho'', ''WebComic/{{xkcd}}'', ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'', ''WesternAnimation/{{Archer}}'', ''VideoGame/{{Metroid}}'', and ''WesternAnimation/MyLittlePonyFriendshipIsMagic''.

He writes FanFics. There are links to his pages above. Fanfiction.net, however, is old and mostly garbage (with the occasional good story). Feel free to ignore, or laugh at his earlier pathetic storytelling attempts.

He often speaks in third person, [[SelfDemonstratingArticle as evidenced]], and [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sBe5bQ1wZtI enjoys listening to good music.]]

He is known for his vague references and [[Franchise/StarWars currently has the death sentence on twelve systems]].
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!!This Troper shows examples of:
* AfraidOfNeedles: As in, full on petrifying phobia of them.
* {{Angrish}}: Say something that really pisses him off and he won't be able to properly form a sentence.
* ArsonMurderAndJaywalking: A notable trait in his style of humor.
* AttentionDeficitCreatorDisorder: Known to come up with a ton of ideas, but doing his damnedest to finish them.
* AttentionDeficitOohShiny: Not severe, but he can wander off-topic.
* AwesomenessByAnalysis: Not a physical guy at all, but excels at strategy and management.
* BadassBookworm: Loves to read and write.
* BeliefMakesYouStupid: An unapologetic Christian, but goes out of his way to be an aversion, being an educated young man who programs, expresses disdain for those who play it straight, and geeks out about science.
* BuffySpeak: A severe case of it, but one he's trying to overcome.
* BurgerFool: Not at fast food, but formerly at retail.
* CastCalculus:
** FighterMageThief: Usually the Mage or Thief of the group.
** FourTemperamentEnsemble: Melancholic/Phlegmatic, I-(S/N)-T-J, Wind Elemental.
** FiveManBand: Among his friends, he typically plays either TheHero, TheLancer, or TheSmartGuy.
* CatchPhrase: Ends blogs or chapter uploads with "Rytex out. Have a good day!"
* CharacterAlignment: Switches between Chaotic and Lawful, and between Good and Neutral a lot. Most often NeutralGood or ChaoticGood, as while he's a good guy, he can be incredibly dickish at times.
* {{Claustrophobia}}: Not a fan of small spaces. Can deal with it, but if too many people press in around him and give him no space, he can snap.
* CloudCuckoolander: No shortage of eccentricity, but has mellowed out in recent years.
* DeadpanSnarker: Has his moments, but sarcasm is his go-to.
* FakeBrit: Once upon a time, he picked up a Received Pronunciation accent to play an English News Anchor for a theatre production of ''Literature/CharlieAndTheChocolateFactory'', then he started cosplaying as [[LiveActionTV/DoctorWho the Tenth Doctor]], and after that, the accent got mixed in with his regular accent for several years.
* ForTheEvulz: Used to work retail. Would frequently antagonize unhelpful customers for no real reason.
* GrammarNazi: He finds the term no longer funny given recent events, so he prefers the term "Grammar Gestapo," with AddedAlliterativeAppeal.
* ItAmusedMe: His rationale for half of the trollish things he does.
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: An unapologetic {{Troll}} with a penchant for sarcasm, but still goes out of his way to be kind to people not pissing him off.
* MilitaryBrat: More specifically, Air Force brat.
* UsefulNotes/MyersBriggs: '''I'''ntroverted, i'''N'''tuition, '''T'''hinking, '''J'''udging - '''T'''urbulent.
* OldShame: Just about everything on his FanFiction.Net page. He keeps it around as a reminder of how far he's come, and he occasionally posts new things to it anyway.
* PorkyPigPronunciation: Has a stutter picked up from his time working retail. Trying to work it off.
* RootingForTheEmpire: Despite being a good guy deep down, he's a big fan of the TropeNamer, and other such subjects.
* ShamelessSelfPromoter: He has written three fanfics that he has been the one to put under the recommended fics section, and a page of one of said works that he created. No one has taken them off yet. Guess people just assume they're actually good.
** HeroicSelfDeprecation: Despite this, he doesn't hold a terribly high opinion of his own writing and frequently can be found being overly-critical of his own uploaded chapters.
* SigningOffCatchPhrase: "Rytex out. Have a good day!"
* SpeechImpediment: Picked up a stutter while working retail that he is trying to work out of his normal speech.
* {{Troll}}: If one knows him on Facebook, they won't be surprised to see him derailing political conversations by posting [=GIFs=] of [[LiveActionTV/TheColbertReport Stephen Colbert with popcorn]].
* YouMakeMeSic: An unapologetic [[GrammarNazi Grammar]] [[InsistentTerminology Gestapo]], and will point out your grammatical errors if you make them.

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