Describe Reedteran here. whyyyyy not?
Reedteran is a bumbling troper who mainly lurks around the site for some good laughs. he enjoys all the Funny pages, finds the tvtropes site as a sort of bible for anything ever made, and wishes Chaoticmonki/Cryaotic/Cry had a better page.
he has made a Pen and Paper RPG, Paperwars, which really REALLY needs to be a game. He also writes dozens of Halo, Sonic, and Mass Effect fanfics, and surprisingly, none of them are cases of bad writing. TvTropes is a brand new story, because he has not mastered the power of codes, no matter how much he visits that page. Please dont kill him for it or eat his precious muffins.

He is also a major Satirist, who cannot make good jokes, but can make fun of people.
BIG fan of MST3K, now RiffTrax.

Was once a MATYian (a resident of More Awesome Than You), but then the Brynne War happened, and he deserted it. Too much glomping and dolphins.

Once he gathers tropes he never knew he had, he'll alphabetize the page. Don't crucify him. Please.

Tropes that are displayed by Reed are:

* AuthorAvatar:Uses too many of these everywhere he goes. Most prominently himself in Finally, an RPG! on the FUS forums and Dude Almighty in Paperwars.
* BadassMoustache: not gonna braaag....
* JerkWithAHeartOfGold: can display this, being a satirical prick on occasion.
* GratuitousGerman: Prone to this.
* MagnificentBastard: Reed's style of roleplay. NEVER play any Rps with him if you like to RageQuit.
* ButtMonkey: sometimes becomes this on purpose, for a laugh.
* SelfDeprecation: not afraid to call himself a mindless, humor-driven, opinionated moron.
* FanBoy: of Spoony, Jontron, NostalgiaCritic, and the AngryVideoGameNerd. also a fan of Cry and, to a lesser extent, PewDiePie.
* SquishyWizard: faaaaavorite class in everything except Dota2.
* FountainOfExpies: a HUMAN fountain of expies. 4-star theatre actor, mind you.
* AllMenArePerverts: One of the mighty aversions to this. Most of his friends are of the female variety, so he can't really be this.
* CloudCuckoolander: is this in spades. He WILL invade Washington DC with an army of CareBear-chest beam enhanced Ramboized Teddy Bears!
* IdiotBall: Holds it on occasion, then passes it to his buddy Kenton.
* BerserkButton: saying the words "Justin Beiber" anywhere around him. Better bring a coffee cup for your remains. Same thing for the words "Jar-Jar Binks".
* AbsentMindedProfessor: favorite character type to play.
* CatchPhrase: "...yeah that stuff."
** "Additional Pylons WILL be constructed this day"-when playing StarCraft
** "well then."
** "this is gonna be easy!" *promptly fails*-any next gen games
** "RETROWNED!"-when beating a old game or beating a friend at an old game.
* BorrowedCatchPhrase: "SnooPINGAS usual i see?"
** "You must Construct additional Pylons."
** "Brother dowwwn."
** "MEEM!"
* MalaProper: prone to this, a lot, sometimes on purpose. thank JANTRAAAAN for that.
* HannibalLecture: fond of these.
* TheReasonYouSuckSpeech: also fond of dishing these out to trolls and the like.
* SpockSpeak: resorts to this when angry.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: pulls this sometimes.