Kittenmommy lives in surburbia with [[MayDecemberRomance her husband]] and their [[KindheartedCatLover eight cats]] and one [[TooDumbToLive beagle]]. She aspires to be a CoolOldLady one day.

Tropes that fit Kittenmommy include:

* CrazyCatLady: Averted. Kittenmommy is married, and despite having all those cats, she's not an animal collector.
* DoesNotLikeShoes
* HappilyMarried
* HazelEyes
* {{Housewife}}
* KindheartedCatLover
* MayDecemberRomance: Kittenmommy's husband is quite a bit older than she is.
* OlderThanTheyLook: Despite [[strike: pushing]] being over forty, Kittenmommy almost always gets carded when buying alcohol.
* ProudToBeAGeek: Kittenmommy loves StarWars, DoctorWho, HarryPotter, and lots of other geeky stuff.