I am a youngish, female person who enjoys trying to describe herself but really can't seem to manage it very often. To view what I generally consider to be my homepage, go [[http://www.fanfiction.net/u/1938388/Kina_Kalamari here]].

!!Tropes that describe [[Tropers/KinaKalamari this troper]]:

* BackhandedApology: Unfortunately, I pull these a lot.
* {{Bookworm}}: My first word was 'book'. Need I say more?
* BuffySpeak: Mostly when I'm trying to describe things.
* DeadpanSnarker: Especially around my mother, for some reason.
* {{Geek}}: Who here isn't, really?
* GrammarNazi
* IdiotHair: One that curls forward and pokes me in the face. I used to think it was just an annoying cowlick that was only useful when I grew out my bangs, but after watching Fullmetal Alchemist and learning about its use in anime it's almost become a source of pride for me.
* IHaveManyNames: Kina, Kari, KK, Wolf, Spiffy... And that's not including my actual birth name. Add that to my penchant for roleplaying and you wind up with many confused friends.
* MostFanficWritersAreGirls: I am a girl. I write fanfiction. Although after reading the laconic for the page, I'm not entirely sure I fit this one...
* NoSympathy: I have very little patience for people bemoaning their sorrows and pains, and unless it's something very unpleasant, I'll most likely spend the whole time trying not to tell them to get over it.
* OlderThanTheyLook: My dad once told me that I look like I'm "about twelve" when I'm behind the wheel. I'm sure this is mostly due to my height, but still. Meh.
* RidiculousProcrastinator: I can't think of a witty description for this right now. I'll do it later.
* SesquipedalianLoquaciousness: Yes, I ''do'' have both this and BuffySpeak on this page. Quite the anomaly, I'm sure.
* TalkativeLoon: I have a tendency to get like this when I'm overly tired, though it mostly manifests itself in anything I try to write when I'm in said mental state.

!!Hobbies and Interests

* Reading
* Writing (Greatest desire is to make this a career, actually)
* Listening to music
* Playing the piano
* Roleplaying
* Obsessing about newly discovered awesome things
* Collecting quotes
* Analyzing human behavior

!!Media that [[Tropers/KinaKalamari this troper]] enjoys:


[[folder:Anime and Manga]]
* ''AngelBeats''
* ''[[Anime/FullmetalAlchemist Fullmetal Alchemist]]''
* ''[[Manga/FullmetalAlchemist Fullmetal Alchemist: Brotherhood]]''
* ''{{InuYasha}}''
* ''OuranHighSchoolHostClub''
* ''[[RanmaOneHalf Ranma 1/2]]''

* ''[[Film/TheAmazingSpiderMan The Amazing Spider-Man]]''
* ''[[Film/TheAvengers The Avengers]]''
* ''TheBoondockSaints''
* ''FlushedAway''
* ''[[Film/{{Hellboy}} Hellboy]]''
* ''HowToTrainYourDragon''
* ''[[Film/IronMan Iron Man]]''
* ''[[Film/TheLordOfTheRings The Lord of the Rings]]''
* ''TheMatrix''
* ''MontyPythonAndTheHolyGrail''
* ''ThePrincessBride''
* ''[[Film/{{Serenity}} Serenity]]''
* ''[[Film/{{X-Men}} X-Men]]''

* ArtemisFowl series
* ''TheBookThief''
* ''DarkVisions''
* {{DragonLance}} series
* ''[[Literature/GoodOmens Good Omens]]''
* [[Literature/HarryPotter Harry Potter]] series
* HisDarkMaterials series
* TheHungerGames series
* ''[[GentlemanBastard The Lies of Locke Lamora]]''
* {{Midnighters}} series
* ''{{Runemarks}}''
* ''TheSkinjackerTrilogy''
* SoulScreamers series
* ''TheThiefLord''
* {{Uglies}} series
* ''{{Unwind}}''

[[folder:Live-Action TV]]
* ''TheBigBangTheory''
* ''[[Series/BuffyTheVampireSlayer Buffy the Vampire Slayer]]''
* ''DoctorWho''
* ''{{Firefly}}''
* ''[[Series/TheOfficeUS The Office]]''
* ''{{Sherlock}}''
* ''{{Suits}}''

[[folder:Video Games]]
* ''[[{{Diablo}} Diablo II]]''
* ''TheLegendOfZelda''
* ''{{Portal}}''
* ''{{RuneScape}}'' (Not sure this goes here, but I couldn't be bothered to make an MMORPG folder for just one thing.)
* ''[[SpyroYearOfTheDragon Spyro: Year of the Dragon]]''

* ''DarthsAndDroids''
* ''DMOfTheRings''
* ''LookingForGroup''
* ''TheOrderOfTheStick''
* ''ScandinaviaAndTheWorld''
* ''{{xkcd}}''

[[folder:Western Animation]]
* ''[[AvatarTheLastAirbender Avatar: The Last Airbender]]''
* ''[[WesternAnimation/TheLegendofKorra The Legend of Korra]]''


* My favorite trope is "INeedToGoIronMyDog", not for any real reason except that I think it's hilarious and I love the title. Also, I am a big fan of the wonderful "NoodleIncident" and plan to use it in my own works as much as possible without it becoming annoying.
* I've been homeschooled for my entire life.
* My favorite number is 47.
* I'm definitely [[MyersBriggs INT]], although apparently whether I'm a P or a J is up for debate.