->''"Question! Who bakes cake in a frying pan? Because I just watched a lady on TV totally bake a red velvet cake in a frying pan."''
-->'''-Kimm the Entertainer''', not drunk or anything, which is scary

->''"Hey there's a slut on the TV."''
-->One of '''-Kimm the Entertainer's''' more memorable quotes

KimmTheEntertainer is a young, naive, annoying, and aspiring writer living in [[LovecraftCountry the rural reaches of northeastern Maine]]. She has a taste for the simpler things in life, such as apple pie, long walks on chilly days, quantum physics, close friendships, and names that start with the letter D. She became a Troper after PlanetCool positively ''begged'' her to. Well, asked politely. She does not feel particularly confident that she can live up to anyone's expectations, but she promises to try.

!!Favorite Fiction:

* HarryPotter
* Literature/{{Twilight}}
* ObanStarRacers
* CodeLyoko
* TotalDramaIsland
* MyLifeAsATeenageRobot
* DannyPhantom
* AvatarTheLastAirbender
* SouthPark
* DieHard
* HowIMetYourMother
* TheBigBangTheory
* {{Enchanted}}
* TheLegendOfZelda
* AzumangaDaioh
* {{Pokemon}}
* TheWizardOfOz
* AliceInWonderland
* BeautyAndTheBeast
* TheLittleMermaid

* AlanRickman
* [[SouthPark Kenny]]
* [[SouthPark Clyde]]
* [[SouthPark Kyle]]
* [[SouthPark Thomas]]
* [[SouthPark TIMMAH]]
* [[SouthPark J-J-Jimmy]]
* [[SouthPark Cartman]]

!!Tropes that apply to Kimm the Entertainer:
* PerverseSexualLust
* DaydreamBeliever
* CrouchingMoronHiddenBadass
* BerserkButton
* AnnoyingLaugh
* LoveFreak
* SlipknotPonytail
* InnocentFanserviceGirl
* HaveIMentionedIAmHeterosexualToday
* {{Cloudcuckoolander}}
* ApologizesALot
* HollywoodPudgy
* FunSize

!!Things that make her smile:
* PlanetCool
* DracoInLeatherPants
* RonTheDeathEater
* [[http://www.whygodwhy.org/new-releases-f1/harry-and-hermione-s-badly-written-secret-nws-t591.htm This]]
* [[http://www.whygodwhy.org/new-releases-f1/in-which-draco-rescues-mary-sue-from-ron-the-death-eater-nws-t594.htm And this]]
* [[http://myimmortalrehost.webs.com/chapters122.htm And who can read this without laughing? Serious.]]
* [[http://vgcats.com/super Oh that's right, his name is DOUCHE.]]