...Well, not much to say right now, just a regular 20-something-year-old Chicago native who got bored enough to hang around. More of a {{Lurker}} than anything else.

I only update this sporadically, so don't be surprised if something doesn't show up here right away. I won't put up relatively minor edits or [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/orphans.php adopted orphans]], either. Speaking of which, if you see a line from me on your user page, don't worry; I was probably just cleaning up the orphan list some more, and your page was on it (or more commonly nowadays, I just ran across your page during a WikiWalk).

'''NOTE''': Due to technical limitations, my handle here is technically @/GMon ([[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/el.php?findfor=GMon if you're interested in seeing my edits, they're here]]). [=PMs=] via the link above won't work for the same reason. If you ''really'' need to get in contact with me, try looking for me on the forums; I usually hang out in the Trope Repair Shop, Trope Talk, and Wiki Talk areas. Alternatively, you can use the "Send a PM" link near the top (the second row of blue buttons up there, if you're a KnownTroper).
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'''NOTE TO TROPERS:''' If anything on this page gets renamed, feel free to correct the wick to reflect it; just leave a note with the former name in it. Also free are updating a ptitle wick moved to its non-ptitled version and moving works pages wicks to an appropriate namespace. Just leave an edit reason saying as much.

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[[folder:Favorite Works]]
[[AC:Comedy]]
* [[BlueCollarComedy Blue Collar Comedy Tour]]

[[AC:LiveActionTV]]
* Series/MythBusters

[[AC:VideoGames]]
* VideoGame/BaldursGate series
* NetHack
* VideoGame/NeverwinterNights
* VideoGame/TheSims 2 and 3
* VideoGame/SonicColors
* VideoGame/{{Spelunky}}
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Favorite Quotes]]
-> Is there a word for when somebody does something completely illogical, but in a prefectly logical manner? Because I really could use that word right now.\\
-- '''Marten Reed''', ''Webcomic/QuestionableContent'' [[http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=707 #707]]

-> Apologizing does not always mean that you are wrong and the other person is right. It just means that you value your relationship more than your ego.\\
-- '''Anon.'''

-> DAMMIT, I just dropped my [[http://spelunky.wikia.com/wiki/Damsel girlfriend]] on some {{spikes|OfDoom}}!\\
-- '''brickroadbrickroad''', ''LetsPlay VideoGame/{{Spelunky}} #3: [[http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=w7-gbpBloaY#t=50s Iowa Jack's Incredible Flying Machine]]''

-> ATTENTION: Our {{troll}}s are kept on a very strict diet. Please do not feed them.\\
-- '''G-Mon's signature''' on [[http://groups.google.com/group/rec.games.roguelike.nethack/ rec.games.roguelike.nethack]]

-> Never encourage an infant to reach for the stars because they have no use of their hands.\\
-- [[http://preview.tinyurl.com/9ddr4sr The Honest Toddler]]

-> Dear reader,\\
Please do me right now. On the kitchen table. In your bed. On the couch. Shoot, I'll even take the floor in front of the T.V. I don't care, I just need you to do me like I've never been done before.\\
Sincerely, your homework.\\
'''[[http://dearblankpleaseblank.com/permalink.php?viewid=62448 Dear blank, please blank.]]'''
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Tropes Demonstrated]]
* DeadpanSnarker: Mild; interchangeable with...
** FacePalm: Whenever something stupid is going on nearby
* EverythingsBetterWithChocolate
* Former SerialTweaker; can still lapse into this
* Love for [[@/TheAdvertisementServer Adbot's]] [[AdOfWin sense of humor]]
* An odd resistance to NightmareFuel and its variants (but doesn't actively seek them out). May be a very, very, ''very'' borderline NightmareFetishist
* NotAMorningPerson
* ProximalErrorProbability (less now that we have a "Preview" button)
* WikiWalk
[[/folder]]

[[folder:Contributions]][[AC:Tropes]]
* AccidentalInnuendo
* AttackReflector
* BackStab
* BavarianFireDrill
* BeyondTheImpossible
* BigEater
* [[BlobMonster The Blob]], before it was renamed
* {{Bookworm}}
* BreatherBoss
* ChristmasMode
* CutenessOverload
* DeathMountain
* {{Dedication}}
* DemonicSpiders
* DidIJustSayThatOutLoud
* DoomyDoomsOfDoom
* DoppelgangerAttack
* EarWorm, before the split; relevant sections:
** EarWorm/{{Anime}}
** EarWorm/VideoGames
*** Later contributed to the EarWorm/{{Music}} section.
* ExpectingSomeoneTaller
* FreudianSlip
* FungusHumongous
* FunWithSubtitles
* GenkiGirl (added a quote to an example)
* GiantHandsOfDoom
* GonnaNeedMoreTrope
* GravityScrew
* GroinAttack
* HelpImStuck
* HighSpeedBattle
* HornyDevils
* HotBar
* [[HoYay/{{Webcomics}} Ho Yay: Webcomics]]
* HundredPercentHeroismRating
%%* [[/NewMedia I Am Not Making This Up: New Media]]
* IncredibleShrinkingMan
* IncrediblyLamePun (heavy example sorting, mainly)
%%* IndexOverdosed
* INeedAFreakingDrink
* IsThisThingStillOn
* KillerRabbit
* LethalChef
* LethalJokeItem
* LooneyTunes
* LoveHurts
* MaleGaze
* MonsterIsAMommy
* MultiStageBattle
* NoodleIncident
* NumberOfTheBeast
* PitTrap (expanded on an existing item)
* ProtectionMission
* PublicDomainArtifact
* ReadTheFreakingManual
* RhymesOnADime
* RingRingCRUNCH
* ScreenTap
* SeashellBra (Added a link)
* SpaceZone
* TalkingInYourSleep
* TamponRun
* TastesLikeDiabetes
* [[ThatOneBoss/{{Rhythm}} That One Boss: Rhythm]]
* TheTetrisEffect
* ThisIsSomethingHesGotToDoHimself
* ToiletHumour
* TooDumbToLive
* [[strike:PartyWipe]] TotalPartyKill
* [[Trivia/TriangRelations Triang Relations (Trivia)]]
* TwilightZoneTwist
* TheUniversalGenreSavvyGuide
* WaferThinMint
* WalkOnWater
* WhereItAllBegan
* WhoWritesThisCrap
* ZanySchemeChicken

[[AC:Works]]
* VideoGame/BaldursGate
* RatchetAndClankUpYourArsenal
* Website/NotAlwaysRight
** The[[Awesome/NotAlwaysRight Awesome]], [[Heartwarming/NotAlwaysRight Heartwarming]], [[Funny/NotAlwaysRight Funny]], and [[Tearjerker/NotAlwaysRight Tear Jerker]] subpages (separating examples by sister site)
* Film/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles (moved some items to [[Funny/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles Funny]], [[Heartwarming/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles Heartwarming]], [[TearJerker/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles Tear Jerker]], and [[YMMV/PlanesTrainsAndAutomobiles YMMV]] subpages)
* VideoGame/MegaManZero
* VideoGame/TheSims
* VideoGame/SonicUnleashed
* VideoGame/{{Spelunky}}
* ThingsMrWelchIsNoLongerAllowedToDoInAnRPG

[[AC:Sub-pages Started (Moved Items from the Main Page)]]
* SugarWiki/HeartwarmingMoments:
** Heartwarming/GiantBomb
* ImageLinksWiki:
** ImageLinks/AnimatedArmor
** ImageLinks/ManEatingPlant
* SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome:
** Awesome/GiantBomb
* QuotesWiki:
** Quotes/GodzillaThreshold
** Quotes/ItsTheJourneyThatCounts
** Quotes/LoveHurts
** [[Quotes/OneTrueThreesome OT3, before it was renamed]]
** Quotes/PuppyDogEyes
** Quotes/SpringtimeForHitler
** Quotes/TryNotToDie
* [[TriviaIndex Trivia]]:
** Trivia/{{Conscription}}
** Trivia/UnwinnableByDesign
%% * TroperTales:
%% ** TroperTales/DatingWhatDaddyHates
%% ** TroperTales/DeliveryGuyInfiltration
%% ** TroperTales/FunWithForeignLanguages
%% ** TroperTales/KillerGameMaster

[[AC:Administrivia]]
* ExamplesSearchingForATrope
* WeirdestInboundLinkOfTheDay

[[AC:JustForFun]]
* [[CrowningMusic/SonicTheHedgehog Crowning Music of Awesome: Sonic the Hedgehog]]
* SugarWiki/FunnyMoments:
** Funny/NewMedia
*** Funny/LetsPlay (addition now on Funny/DeceasedCrab)
** Funny/TVTropes
** Funny/WebComics
* [[Heartwarming/VideoGames Heartwarming Moments: Video Games]]
[[/folder]]
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