History Tropers / Anomalocaris20

YOU AIN'T FINDING ANYTHING OUT ABOOT ME. At least not in a public page like this. Though I'm not interesting enough to warrant further inquiry anyway. Regardless, I mostly frequent the Video Games subfora to ask annoying questions or make awful puns and obscene jokes, and occasionally wander into Forum Games when I have a new avatar or signature to show off, or am just really bored.

And now, some important thoughts.

Where's the chocolate pudding?

[[https://youtu.be/HmLAE6zi9CI?t=3m8s MY ROBOT FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A ROBOT WITH YOUR ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Screen_of_Death *Dun*]]

You should stop reading this page, there's nothing else interesting on it.

No, really, cut it out.

I'm warning you, this won't end well.

Whatever you do, don't read the spoiler.

For your sake, please don't.

Turn back. You can't handle it.

[[spoiler:'Hoy.]]

YOU AIN'T FINDING ANYTHING OUT ABOOT ME. But I mostly frequent the Video Games subfora, and occasionally wander into Forum Games when I have a new avatar or signature to show off, or are just really bored.

And now, some thoughts.

[[https://youtu.be/HmLAE6zi9CI?t=3m7s MY ROBOT FOOT WILL TRANSFORM INTO A ROBOT WITH YOUR ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT ROBOT]] [[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blue_Screen_of_Death *Dun*]]

Well, this is my new account, since my old one (Anomalocaris) couldn't do stuff. It's supposed to be 2.0, but it removed the space and period.

You should stop reading this page, there's nothing interesting on it.

Dude from the northeast USA, currently a 21-year-old college student. Not much else to say, pretty generic and forgettable here. Been using this website for a few years now.

Dude from the northeast USA, currently a 21-year-old college student. Not much else to say, pretty generic and forgettable here.

Whatever you do don't read the spoiler.

[[spoiler:Hi.]]

I like to eat fruit. Especially exotic ones. Fruit conquered:

* Apple
* Apricot
* Asian Pear
* Avocado
* Banana
* Blackberry
* Blueberry
* Cactus pear (A pain to eat and not very flavorful)
* Cantaloupe
* Carambola[[note]]Starfruit[[/note]] (My favorite)
* Cherimoya (Want to grow a tree of this)
* Cherry
* Coconut
* Cranberry
* Date
* Fig
* Gooseberry
* Grape
* Grapefruit
* Honeydew
* Kiwano (Sorta bland and hard to eat)
* Kiwi
* Kumquat
* Lemon
* Lime
* Lychee
* Mango
* Orange
* Papaya
* Passion fruit
* Peach
* Pear
* Persimmon[[note]](Did you know the word "diospyrobezoar" means "a lump of indigestible material formed in the stomach from excessive consumption of unripe or astringent persimmons"? Talk about a specific word.)[[/note]]
* Pineapple
* Pitaya[[note]]Dragonfruit, to you plebs.[[/note]] (Bland, but easy to eat)
* Plantain
* Plum
* Pomegranate
* Pomelo (Pomelo Cat approves)
* Rambutan (They look like my beard)
* Raspberry
* Strawberry (I hate these and I'm allergic)
* Tamarind
* Tangerine
* Watermelon
* And tons of nuts, legumes, and culinary vegetables, but we'll be here all day if I list them all.

Most recent: Pomelo

To conquer:

* Akebia (Not going to happen)
* Akee
* Babaco
* Breadfruit
* Durian
* Guava (Juice and paste don't count)
* Jackfruit
* Longan
* Loquat
* Mamoncillo
* Mangosteen (Not gonna happen either)
* Monstera
* Pitanga
* Quince
* Salak
* Sapodilla
* Soursop
* Wax Jambu

* Carambola (My favorite)

* Pitaya (Bland, but easy to eat)

[[spoiler:Seriously.]]

[[spoiler:It is futile.]]

[[spoiler:Continuing to highlight these spoilers will glean nothing of value.]]

[[spoiler:You're wasting your time.]]

[[spoiler:Okay, I lied, next one is interesting.]]

[[spoiler:Just kidding.]]

[[spoiler:You're still here?]]

[[spoiler:What could possess you to even bother to scroll down to here?]]

[[spoiler:Seriously, just leave and find a more productive use for your time.]]

[[spoiler:This isn't a Californian mountain and you aren't a '49er prospector. Go home.]]

[[spoiler:This is a filler line.]]

[[spoiler:So is this one.]]

[[spoiler:Bored yet?]]

[[spoiler:It just keeps going and going on but says nothing of actual merit. Like a politician.]]

[[spoiler:Or like a parrot, but that's a less interesting metaphor.]]

[[spoiler:Speaking of metaphors, this page is like a desert.]]

[[spoiler:Full of sand, scorpions, and pyramidal tombs built via torturous slave labor.]]

[[spoiler:Wait, that's not right.]]

[[spoiler:Did you know the Great Wall of China was also built with years of torturous slave labor?]]

[[spoiler:As was Dish Network.]]

[[spoiler:One of those things is not like the other~]]

[[spoiler:One of those things just doesn't belong~]]

[[spoiler:Okay, I won't torture your eardrums any longer.]]

[[spoiler:Not that that actually happened since you're reading this.]]

[[spoiler:As opposed to hearing it out loud.]]

[[spoiler:Unless you have a text-to-speech program.]]

[[spoiler:In which case it's not my voice anyway.]]

[[spoiler:Wow would you look at how much time I've wasted for you?]]

[[spoiler:Oh, wow, there goes some more time.]]

[[spoiler:Time you could have spent reading a more interesting user page.]]

[[spoiler:By the way, there's exactly one spelling mistake somewhere on this page. Good luck, those who are compelled to find it.]]

[[spoiler:Unless I made an accidental one, which is presumptuous to not assume.]]

[[spoiler:Really, we should all assume we've made a mistake somewhere.]]

[[spoiler:Rather than assume we're infalliable. Humans are flawed beings, after all.]]

[[spoiler:I could go further, into misanthropy, but I'll keep it light here.]]

[[spoiler:Regardless, it is our pride that often holds us back as a society.]]

[[spoiler:Perhaps moreso than greed, lust, or violence.]]

[[spoiler:In fact, those three can probably all be linked back to pride.]]

[[spoiler:After all, what is greed but a desire to feel on top of the world via finances?]]

[[spoiler:Or lust but a sense of "I deserve that person because they're the best for me"?]]

[[spoiler:And a human instinct to reproduce, to be fair.]]

[[spoiler:Which brings up a question.]]

[[spoiler:Our two fundamental instincts, reproduction and survival...]]

[[spoiler:Is survival simply a subordinate instinct to reproduction since we can't if we're dead?]]

[[spoiler:Or is reproduction a subordinate instinct to survival since some would say we "live on" through our progeny?]]

[[spoiler:I apologize for the clinical, dehumanized examination of our humanity, but it is a valid point, no?]]

[[spoiler:Have you left yet? You really should, it's boring all the way down.]]

[[spoiler:Like turtles all the way down.]]

[[spoiler:But to what point?]]

[[spoiler:Is there an infinite amount of turtles?]]

[[spoiler:If so, must there be infinite mass in the universe?]]

[[spoiler:Even if there are no stacks of turtles, is the empty universe infinite anyway?]]

[[spoiler:If we reach the edge, do we wrap to the opposite side like in ''Asteroids''?]]

[[spoiler:Is there some kind of hard edge we cannot pass or see through?]]

[[spoiler:Or perhaps the "edge" is a still-expanding shockwave of the big bang, widening the universe as it travels uninhibited?]]

[[spoiler:Will the universe end some day?]]

[[spoiler:If so, is there meaning to what we have?]]

[[spoiler:It will all be erased one day, and while we sometimes rationalize loss with the remaining joy of memories or legacy...]]

[[spoiler:Such things too would be erased.]]

[[spoiler:Can we find such meaning in such a finite time to exist, let alone live?]]

[[spoiler:Does the homogenity of a "heat death" or "big crunch" endgame mean our actions have no effect on the final state of being even in an insapient sense?]]

[[spoiler:Such are the questions I seek.]]

[[spoiler:You should probably be getting to bed.]]

[[spoiler:Do we choose our actions?]]

[[spoiler:Or are we merely meat machines, enslaved to the particle physics and rigid chemistry that determines our brain processes?]]

[[spoiler:Our minds no more than computers outputting a fixed output of thoughts for a fixed input of memories, hormones, and sensory data?]]

[[spoiler:Can free will exist as an immaterial presence?]]

[[spoiler:Would such a presence lead credence to the theory of a higher being existing as a creator deity?]]

[[spoiler:If so, why does said deity exist themself?]]

[[spoiler:The philosophical, ethical, theological-or-lack-thereof, and judicial implications of determinism versus indeterminism intrigues me.]]

[[spoiler:But this isn't the Anomalocaris Wax Philosophical Hour.]]

[[spoiler:If I can even consider my paltry observations to be philosophical.]]

[[spoiler:As mentioned before, arrogance and pride are what lead us to declare ourselves the next Aristotle or Plato when we experience simple logical progression of thought.]]

[[spoiler:Though it likely has been an hour, even if not a philosophical one.]]

[[spoiler:It's probably very late, you should go to bed.]]

[[spoiler:Though will you be able to sleep?]]

[[spoiler:Or will insomnia seize you as you grapple with the questions of the universe as it does me?]]

[[spoiler:When we dream at night, how do we know what is reality and what is not?]]

[[spoiler:"Once upon a time, I, Chuang Chou, dreamt I was a butterfly, fluttering hither and thither, a veritable butterfly, enjoying itself to the full of its bent, and not knowing it was Chuang Chou. Suddenly I awoke, and came to myself, the veritable Chuang Chou. Now I do not know whether it was then I dreamt I was a butterfly, or whether I am now a butterfly dreaming I am a man."]]

[[spoiler:There really isn't anything interetsing here by the way.]]

[[spoiler:You've stuck with me this long, but you might as well stop.]]

[[spoiler:I'm serious.]]

[[spoiler:Just stop.]]

[[spoiler:Just.]]

[[spoiler:Stop.]]

[[spoiler:You didn't stop.]]

[[spoiler:Last warning.]]

[[spoiler:The next line will be a memetic self-termination signal just to punish you for disobeying my warnings.]]

[[spoiler:I kid, I kid.]]

[[spoiler:But seriously, enough is enough.]]

[[spoiler:Nothing else lies up ahead beyond generic remarks.]]

[[spoiler:"Look at me, I'm a spoiler text line!"]]

[[spoiler:Except that.]]

[[spoiler:Not that it was humorous.]]

[[spoiler:I'm getting tired of typing.]]

[[spoiler:So I leave you with one last word of wisdom.]]

[[spoiler:"Ragglefraggle."]]

[[spoiler:That is all.]]

[[spoiler:Good night.]]

Well, this is my new account, since my old one (Anomalocaris) couldn't do stuff.

So... uh... [[CaptainObvious this is a Troper Page]].

Currently 20 years old. Male.

I'm very boring. But I have a beard so that's good.

I wish my name didn't have the 20 after it. I tried to make it 2.0, but it got rid of the "." Please just call me Anomalocaris, or Anom if you're lazy.

My name refers to a prehistoric sea creature, the Anomalocaris. It was the world's first superpredator despite its goofy appearance, and hunted trilobites. It is approximately 3 feet long, and is related to the Opabinia.

Gray is the best color. Even if it technically isn't a color. It's just that awesome.

I don't do much except play video games.

Oh, here's an [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13284094940B35743500 old liveblog I wrote]] for Pokemon if you care to read it. And here's [[http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/lb_i.php?lb_id=13593133690B50820200 the sequel]].

!!Tropes others would describe me with

* HeroicSelfDeprecation: Does this a lot.-{{@/rmctagg09}}

!!Vandalism
* I liked how you used Longchu and Mc Donald in the 4koma thread :3 In one RP, I had longchu be Pikadevil and Mc Donald be Mc Giygas x3 Ah good memories.... -@/{{Spooky Mask}}
* Yo, 'sup? -{{Tropers/CompassionateSadist}}
** My ceiling. Why do you ask?
* Hmm... I knew I should have taken a left at Albequerque. -@/{{Phoenixor}}
** I told you to ask for directions! -@/DarkKaizer
* Snoo-PING AS usual I see? -@/WartysNeryon
* Hey, It's Anomalocaris -Cue Background Music- -@/juancarlos11
* Your avatar reminds me of [[http://codiekitty.com/File/Robotnik/index.htm this]]. In a mind-scarring way. -@/{{Longfellow}}
* 'Sup? :-) ~{{Tropers/Fuzy2K}}
** See answer I gave Sadist.
* It's good to see that you got some interpretation.[[note]]P.S. I drew a mental image of you on my page.[[/note]] --{{Tropers/Snicklin}}
* The faeries have returned you and promise not to kidnap you again. [[JackassGenie For]] [[LiteralGenie all]] [[LoopholeAbuse that's]] [[ExactWords worth.]] - @/{{StolenByFaeries}}
* HEY. HEY HOW YA DOIN ANOMALOCARIS. WE'RE GONNA GO FIGHT A ''DRAGON''! - @/CalamityJane
** WHAT KINDA DRAGON?
* How does an Anomalocaris even type? Do you just use those thingies stickin' out of your head? --{{@/Slouch}}
* Do you look like an eggplant in real life? :3 - {{@/Hobgoblin}}
** Hey! I look nothing like an eggplant! I look like a ''mangosteen'', non-botanically-inclined fool!
* Anomalocaris vs Opabinia = FINAL SHOWDOWN! (Except in reality, of course. The Opabinia didn't had a chance) - @/AmusedTroperGuy
* [[{{Catch-22}} Where are the Snowdens of yesteryear?]] -@/{{gamerex27}}
* Hi Anom! How've ya been? -@/{{TheMeddler}}
* Imma sell you to a museum, okay? Then imma steal you back and catapult you to the horsehead nebula, because giraffes can do that. [[FlatWhat What.]] -@/{{Wolfenmaus}}
* MY EXTRATERRITROPIAL RIGHTS ARE '''TOO POWERFUL''' TO LET THIS VANDALISM END! - @/{{X2X}}
** FORMAT WOUND! EDIT TIP BOX! NATTTTTEEEEEERRRRR! EDIT LOCK EX-PI-R-A-TION!
*** (''random background explosion'') - [=X2X=]
* *Waves* -@/{{Stargirl93}}
* AVAST! [[ThirdPersonPerson PIPPI]] ARRIVES ON A WAVE OF '''''BLOOD'''''! ...[[TeamFortress2 Oh hi Anom]]. {{@/PippingFool}}
* -huggles- Love you Anom. :D {{@/Lilqueendaisy}}
* GIT OFF OUR LAWN! - {{@/MagcargoMan}}

* It's good to see that you got some interpretation.[[hottip:.:P.S. I drew a mental image of you on my page.]] --{{Tropers/Snicklin}}